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A former hippie with sterotypical beliefs, who may or may not still externaly show their hippiness, and have liberal beliefs. This phrase was coined on an episode of South Park. An example of a possible aging hippie is a man in his late fifties/early sixties, afull beard, but groomed, long strait hair, usually braided or tied into a pony tail, and openly speaks out their beliefs in the way of an activist.
Oh God, here comes that aging hippie liberal douche, we better get out of here before we have to hear his bitching.
by Yalts March 30, 2008
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When a person is so gay, that they actually dislike themselves, and to an extension all other gay people similar, but however make an effort to still have sexual relationships with gay men, while at the same time, maintaining that they are 'homophobic, and not gay.' Ones who are recently out of the closet are most likely to be homo pies, simple because they are trying something new and they are affraid. However, not all homo pies are newcomers to the gay community, sometimes it can be a person who has not even admitted to themsleves they are gay yet, but still hold a great deal of homo pie charactoristics.
Example 1:
Did you see that fag in there? What a homo pie!

Example 2:
Randy: Ew, get away from me you fag, i dont want your AIDS!
Johnson: Shutup you fucking homo pie! i know youv'e fucked Tim before, so dont start!

Example 3:
My teacher refuses to tell us about homosexual intercourse because he says its 'messed up,' but hes not fooling anyone; hes clearly gay. Hes such a Homo pie
by Yalts March 30, 2008
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A phrase used as intimidation; used many times by Mike Tyson to intimidate his opponents before a match
I'm fucking crazy!! I'll eat your kids bitch!!
by Yalts March 30, 2008
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One who displays extremely high wisdom in the area of cannabis, particularily the smoking, cultivation, and drug aspect of it.

Ronny:I think this is probably the best hash i have ever seen.
Sean:We'll take it to Marvin, hes the only chrontolagist i know, so he'll know best.

by Yalts March 30, 2008
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A man and a woman are in the doggy style position, and another girl is then behind the man and figering his ass. While this is going on, they all simotaniously start peeing and pooing to the mark of a previously agreed apown word, which someone says. usually the word is 'Felix,' but it can be anything really. Also, usually the person who is picked to say the word to commence the pooing and peeing, they usually say it at a comprimising time, when at least one person will be pooed on or peed on. After the shitting, they continue on have sex.
"i head a dirty felix last night with these two chicks, but boy did i get it in the face!"

by Yalts March 30, 2008
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One who stops for a little conversation when they bump into someone on the way to somewhere. Usually it's a quick and instinctive descision if the stop n chat will go down or not, usually because one of the two parties dont want to stop and chat, and therefore will try some sort of avoidance.
Person 1: I knew I shouldn't have trusted you to be here on time...
Person 2: I would have been here on time, honest, but i ran into Charlie on the way here, and he forced me into a stop n chat.
by Yalts March 30, 2008
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(pronounced jairce)
A word used to express ones happiness, excitement, agreeance, approval, or to point something out as superior or just plain interesting. Also another way to describeitems of possesion. This word was derrived from an evolving list of words beginning with 'Persy'
Example 1:
John: Frank's got the best shit right now
Frank: Yeah man, my shit is strait gerce right now.

Example 2:
Jason: Lets go out to lunch; its on me.
Grant: alright, GERCE!

Example 3:
Greg: This this is my gerce, and then over here is the next best stuff, followed by the crap.
Alex: You know me, gimmie the gerce.
by Yalts March 30, 2008
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