YGproductions's definitions

Cripple Mode

When you are absolutely plastered on xanax and alcohol and cannot even comprehend what reality is. It is seemingly a wormhole of darkness. It's xantastic.

"Man I sure was in cripple mode after taking five xanax and drinking a whole 5th of vodka!"

"Damn dude I don't even remember last night, I must have been in cripple mode."

by YGproductions May 24, 2017

Arm Cardio

Jerking your chicken with the speed of a cheetah.

Damn bro, my arm sure is tired after my arm cardio session!

by YGproductions May 21, 2016

Goinched

The act of sneaking up behind another person and proceeding to forcefully grab their junk. You must always yell the word "goinch" after you have successfully completed your goinch.

You goinched him pretty hard last night, he can't even walk right now!

by YGproductions April 9, 2016

Methorade

The combination of any type of amphetamine, especially Methamphetamine, and a choice of gatorade or powerade. It tastes so bad, but feels so good.

Bro at that YG campout I totally chugged a bottle of methorade.

Yo why did you throw that bottle of methorade in the fire? That shit was bomb.

by YGproductions May 13, 2016

Ejacufaint

When one-hundred percent of your bodies blood flow is directed into and through your penis, causing you to blackout and possibly never come back from your self-induced coma.

The only downfall of Bart finally eradicating his blue balls was succumbing to an ejacufaint episode.

Damn dude, yesterday I had a near death ejacufaint episode!

by YGproductions July 10, 2016

lurped

One who has had their tweazers or toe nail clippers taken from them during the hours of 12am - 4am by a meth lurper.

Whoa dude, last night at that YG banger I was lurped so hard.

Bro, I swear to God that Anthony guy lurped all of my eliquid!

Man I wish I would have lurped that iPhone cord...

by YGproductions June 2, 2016

Daping

The act of loading your lip with a fat hammer of tobacco while simultaneously using an electronic vapor device.

Bro you are daping so hard!

Man I wish daping didn't require so much skill...

by YGproductions June 1, 2016