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In the hoop-jumping contest of life, proven academic performance is required before the art of social manipulation becomes relevant. In other words, a massive GPA gets you a seat at the table; Instagram and snatch-chat alone---just put your dumb-ass on the menu.
by YAWA August 12, 2018
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Oh, for fuck sake! Did you eat that canned spaghetti crap for lunch again?
Yeah, why?
Because yer shirt is covered in Chef Boyardots; and that shit ain't comin' off any time soon.
Yeah, why?
Because yer shirt is covered in Chef Boyardots; and that shit ain't comin' off any time soon.
by YAWA October 27, 2021
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Damn, check it out. Do you think we should tell him that he’s got a funky thing goin’ on in his shorts?
Let’s give it a bit of time; wait until he starts leaving manstration marks on the furniture.
Right. That way he won’t think that we’re just fuckin’ with him.
Let’s give it a bit of time; wait until he starts leaving manstration marks on the furniture.
Right. That way he won’t think that we’re just fuckin’ with him.
by YAWA October 3, 2021
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The hospital isn’t REALLY insolvent. The 1.3 M/yr interim CEO has assured me of continued operations; the Federal Chapter 11 filing for auction of assets is fake news.
Oh, here’s an invitation to the Cocksuckers Ball, should we attend?
Oh, here’s an invitation to the Cocksuckers Ball, should we attend?
by YAWA August 2, 2025
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Current example of Weaponised Ignorance in a time when airtravel has NEVER been more safe: These new-fangled airplanes are just waaaay too complicated for pilots to fly. Too many buttons and switches to deal with. We need to bring back those old-school airplanes with them 'flappin' wings' and git rid of all these new ones with the com'puters...
by YAWA March 13, 2019
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HOLY SHIT! I just blew a whole month of my data plan last weekend on Snatchchat an Instagrope selfies! I checked my account on-line and it just said, 'gigabytes of bullshit'!
Can I use your Hot Spot?
Can I use your Hot Spot?
by YAWA July 30, 2018
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Mr. Jones, I'm calling to report the results of your COVID test. I'm sorry to tell you that you're positive and will need to isolate for 10 days. Any idea where you might have acquired the virus?
Fishin' Buddy
I see... well you might want to contact other members of the party that might have also gone fishing with her.
Fishin' Buddy
I see... well you might want to contact other members of the party that might have also gone fishing with her.
by YAWA July 26, 2020
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