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A statement invariably followed by words that convey an ineptitude so uniquely profound as to defy credulity.
by YAWA March 1, 2019
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oh no! here it comes. it's been brewin' since last nite... burritos'n beers penalty phase imminent...LIQUID BROWN ALERT!
by YAWA January 5, 2020
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Oh, for fuck sake! Did you eat that canned spaghetti crap for lunch again?
Yeah, why?
Because yer shirt is covered in Chef Boyardots; and that shit ain't comin' off any time soon.
Yeah, why?
Because yer shirt is covered in Chef Boyardots; and that shit ain't comin' off any time soon.
by YAWA October 27, 2021
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Damn, check it out. Do you think we should tell him that he’s got a funky thing goin’ on in his shorts?
Let’s give it a bit of time; wait until he starts leaving manstration marks on the furniture.
Right. That way he won’t think that we’re just fuckin’ with him.
Let’s give it a bit of time; wait until he starts leaving manstration marks on the furniture.
Right. That way he won’t think that we’re just fuckin’ with him.
by YAWA October 3, 2021
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HOLY SHIT! I just blew a whole month of my data plan last weekend on Snatchchat an Instagrope selfies! I checked my account on-line and it just said, 'gigabytes of bullshit'!
Can I use your Hot Spot?
Can I use your Hot Spot?
by YAWA July 30, 2018
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Thank you, sir!
Your ongoing frequent displays of flagrant ineptitude, overt criminal behavior, nacissism-fueled self-destructive acts and hopelessly pathologic relationship with the truth have provided us all with yet another lesson in Constitutional Law.
How about this? Our next Collective Action is to vote YOU right the fuck OUT of office.
Your ongoing frequent displays of flagrant ineptitude, overt criminal behavior, nacissism-fueled self-destructive acts and hopelessly pathologic relationship with the truth have provided us all with yet another lesson in Constitutional Law.
How about this? Our next Collective Action is to vote YOU right the fuck OUT of office.
by YAWA September 10, 2020
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by YAWA March 12, 2020
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