YAWA's definitions

Mara Lardo

The country-club environment best suited for at-large, free-range storage of classified or otherwise nation-sensitive documents including nuclear missile launch codes, military capability and by-nation threat potential assessment.

Hey, when you lose a presidential election and are forced out of power don't forget to 'deposit' a bunch of Top Secret and Classified documents at Mara Lardo, you never know who you might be able to sell that shit to in order to finance your next election bid.

by YAWA September 9, 2022

USB odds

The probability of any given event resulting in a positive outcome constrained by the odds of initial USB plug insertion; which should be fifty percent, but in reality is closer to zero.

So, do you think we'll win the lottery this draw?
I'll give it USB odds.
Yeah, I NEVER get that fucker in on the first try.

by YAWA December 31, 2021

undo the badness

A desperate, exhaustive attempt to, by any and all means available, reverse corrupt thinking and/or behavior that results from the persuasive influence of a malevolent, toxic or otherwise destructive agent.

So just when we thought we had salvaged him from the darkness of his peer-group inspired conduct, we were out-done by a fucking Snatch-Chat ambush; let's just hope that we can undo the badness...

by YAWA August 5, 2017

Coronomics

A special brand of pandemic denial that promotes economic status over health and preservation of life.

So, even though we're on an accelerating rate of COVID infections with daily-death toll doubling--Coronomics dictate that we sacrifice untold lives for the sake of propping up the economy.

by YAWA March 24, 2020

Trinitaritard

A person self-identified as a christian, subscribing whole-sale to the mystery of the holy trinity yet completely oblivious that the doctrine was a complete fabrication by innovative, overly-faithful scribes.

Kripes! She thinks that the concept of " big daddy, jr & spook " are somehow meaningful. Trinitaritard.

by YAWA April 20, 2019

Coronageddon

The near-certain, end-of-times condition created either by the actual COVID-19 virus or the massive social, financial and political devastation generated on the back of global hysteria.

Get'cher fresh limes and beachwear ready!

Coronageddon is upon us!
Wait! What? It's a virus?

by YAWA March 12, 2020

Beaverflection shuffle

A dance specifically created to position the highly polished upper surfaces of the male shoe directly under the skirt of an unsuspecting female in the hopes of catching a glimpse of her beaver.

Watch that dude! He's got the beaverflection shuffle down to a science!

by YAWA April 21, 2015