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Bleach Bum

It's been fairly well established that high-intensity ultraviolet light, isopropyl alcohol and sodium hypochlorite aka Clorox Bleach are effective at controlling virus contaminated surfaces. It's also evident, for obvious health concerns, that it's probably ill advised for anyone to recommend ingestion of any one of these agents as an anti-viral treatment strategy.
Hey, so how about we do some shots of Clorox?
No way man, the president says that we have to INJECT IT to be effective.
Really? Maybe that's why he's so orange...ignorant Bleach Bum that he is...
by YAWA April 25, 2020
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Beaverflection shuffle

A dance specifically created to position the highly polished upper surfaces of the male shoe directly under the skirt of an unsuspecting female in the hopes of catching a glimpse of her beaver.
Watch that dude! He's got the beaverflection shuffle down to a science!
by YAWA April 21, 2015
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Pissink

The go-to water saving, green option when faced with a urinal versus sink receptacle in which to piss.
I just couldn't bring myself to use the toilet and waste 1.5 liters of clean water in the flush, so I used the pissink instead.
by YAWA April 24, 2015
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pulsanal

The rhythmic sphincter sensation detected as evidence of pre-orgasmic status.
Oh, yeahhh. Ain’t no goin’ back now; got my finger on yer pulsanal….just relax and ENJOY!
by YAWA September 5, 2022
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Anyone BUT Trump

The global sigh of relief generated in the comforting realization that the criminal-in-chief has been denied a second term.
The world just realized that it's not just that Biden was elected President that feels so good; it's that the highest office in the land will be occupied by Anyone BUT Trump, the worst fucking President in recorded history.
by YAWA November 8, 2020
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Fishin' Buddy

The generically reported contact associated with a positive, surprise COVID test when, in fact, the virus was contracted from a prostitute.
Mr. Jones, I'm calling to report the results of your COVID test. I'm sorry to tell you that you're positive and will need to isolate for 10 days. Any idea where you might have acquired the virus?
Fishin' Buddy
I see... well you might want to contact other members of the party that might have also gone fishing with her.
by YAWA July 26, 2020
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korn teen

The reason why Alabama ranks highest in UNvaccinated COVID individuals AND number of new Delta Variant infections.
Hey, you think we gonna hafta wear masks ageen?
Prolly. And then here comes another Korn Teen.
Yeah, I guess. It's a Korn Hole virus, so why not?
by YAWA July 30, 2021
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