Definitions by YAWA
Re-eat
The cat puked on the carpet last night. I didn't clean it up, because I knew the dog would re-eat it by morning.
Religifarce
In a spectacle typical of religifarce, the dinner-theater troupe reinacted "jacob at Jericho" comically slaughtering every man, woman, child and animal in the audience...(keeping the virgin girls for themselves, of course.)
Religifarce by YAWA May 11, 2015
rapturgasm
A term exclusively reserved for fundamentalists--The ultimate in physical, spiritual and emotional consumption, resulting from imagined apocalyptic prophetic realization.
That dumb bitch just can't wait for the world to end; last nite she read the book of revelation and whipped herself up into yet another massive rapturgasm. Now she's got to confess her sin.
rapturgasm by YAWA May 3, 2015
Apocalyptifail
The often ignored, but blatantly obvious, common theme that ultimately defines all prophetic doomsday predictions: Utter failure.
How many centuries would you stand waiting for a bus to stop and pick you up, just because some misguided bronze-age idiots told you it was 'coming soon'? Substitute saviour for bus and accept the apocalyptifail for what it is.
Apocalyptifail by YAWA May 1, 2015
Ecumenicrime
A policy created and defended at the highest level of a religious organization that attempts to preserve the integrity of the church at the expense of innocent victims.
Yup, we've got another dirty priest comin' to town. You'd think that they'd put 'em in jail rather than just moving them around, that's ecumenicrime at its worst....
Ecumenicrime by YAWA April 26, 2015
Beats-deaf
The combination of X-box play and Beats headphone use rendering a teenage male unreachable and in complete and utter isolation from the surrounding environment.
Beats-deaf by YAWA April 25, 2015
Pissink
The go-to water saving, green option when faced with a urinal versus sink receptacle in which to piss.
I just couldn't bring myself to use the toilet and waste 1.5 liters of clean water in the flush, so I used the pissink instead.