YAWA's definitions

korn teen

The reason why Alabama ranks highest in UNvaccinated COVID individuals AND number of new Delta Variant infections.

Hey, you think we gonna hafta wear masks ageen?
Prolly. And then here comes another Korn Teen.
Yeah, I guess. It's a Korn Hole virus, so why not?

by YAWA July 30, 2021

Trinitaritard

A person self-identified as a christian, subscribing whole-sale to the mystery of the holy trinity yet completely oblivious that the doctrine was a complete fabrication by innovative, overly-faithful scribes.

Kripes! She thinks that the concept of " big daddy, jr & spook " are somehow meaningful. Trinitaritard.

by YAWA April 20, 2019

voter self-suppression

The failure-to-vote position created by unrelenting exposure to largely unsubstantiated, incorrect election fraud accusations and fever dream, conspiracy theorist lunacy.

I'm a proud 'Merican and I believe that free and fair elections are the foundation of our Republic and the Democratic experiment itself. If our election system is undermined or found corrupt the only logical remedy is voter self-suppression; non-participation as an act of passive defiance will help restore confidence!
(and make victory for non-delusional voters an almost absolute)

by YAWA January 4, 2021

swallow-out!

Two innocent, but very descriptive words that, when suddenly uttered by a child, strike fear in the heart of any adult within earshot--Get ready for projectile vomiting.

So the wild-eyed kid looks up at me. He appears a bit distressed, then says, 'swallow-out!'
Before I could translate that shit, I got me a lap full of stank kid-vomit.
I'm gonna use THAT ONE next time I get pulled over by the cops...

by YAWA September 14, 2018

Lame-O-Ween

Any Halloween that does not fall on a Friday or Saturday, thus seriously compromising enjoyment and/or participation by those with work, school or other non-weekend time demands.

On a Monday! Really! OK, that was the worst Lame-O-Ween I can remember....the killer fake clowns didn't even show up!

by YAWA November 1, 2016

Biles Blues

The inability to perform even the most simple physical tasks due to overwhelming emotional disturbance.

Holy shit! Did you see that guy trying to cross the street? He just fuckin' fell over his feat right in front of incoming traffic! and it wasn't even an Olympic event

Yeah. It happens. Musta had the Biles Blues.

by YAWA July 30, 2021

ruin my rush

The inadvertent posting of social media content sufficiently controversial as to threaten acceptance to mainstream fraternity or sorority organizations.

OK, who posted my pix drinking martinis through saturated tampon applicators?
Was that summonsed to be a secret?
Actually, no; but those innocent, out of context pics could definitely ruin my rush!
Deleted!!!

by YAWA November 20, 2021