YAWA's definitions

Full Transparency

A hollow, largely unfulfilled claim often made in the context of important Political, Business or other social conditions that require exhaustive and accurate detail disclosure for reliable decision making.

So, when did the president LAST test COVID negative, BEFORE testing positive?
Well, He's the most tested man on the planet.
Right, but that response doesn't answer the question.
The president would NEVER knowingly attend any event if he had tested positive.
Of course not. Again, that's not an answer.
This president loves America and would NEVER do ANYTHING to put ANYONE in avoidable jeopardy.
(Full Transparency: He was awaiting confirmation of a positive screening test when he attended SEVERAL large indoor gatherings during which the recommended social distancing and mask wearing guidelines were COMPLETELY IGNORED...and that's why nearly 50 White House staff have tested COVID positive)

by YAWA October 9, 2020

badvice

Just what you'd think it means. The proffering of a completely unsolicited, incorrect, counter-intuitive and potentially harmful course of action .

See that chick? She's definitely into you! Head on over there and ask her if she wants to 'git it on'.
**returning with a broken jaw, blackened eyes and swollen nut sack** Thanks for the badvice, ass clown.
Sheeet, who's all busted up friend? It ain't me! Who's the REAL ass hat, now?

by YAWA July 13, 2021

Pissing Section

The designated area in a public swimming pool for urine deposition. A plan just about as useful and effective as the current 'Open Up America' plan.

Hey, did you just drive all the way from New York to Alabama?
Hell yeah, they got waaaay too many sick folks up there. So we loaded up in the bus and hit the road, all 25 of us.
* this is Pissing Section logic, except urine isn't contagious and getting pissed on isn't fatal.

by YAWA May 6, 2020

logic-tight compartment

The all-too-human capacity of intellectually separating important, foundational , even life-defining beliefs onto a practical "thinking landscape" of very different measures of truth criteria.

OK, so he's a neurosurgeon and completely understands the science that dead brains can't form memories and that strokes damage the nervous system in very specific, predictable ways; yet he persists in maintaining that the bible is literal truth...clearly, he must be relying on some logic-tight compartments to avoid massive confirmation bias.

by YAWA July 9, 2017

Roy Mooreon

Any low-brow, knuckle-dragging, bronze-age, backward-thinking, waste of humanity that somehow decides that a narcissistic, self-serving, racist, homophobic, misogynistic, bigoted pedophile from Alabama deserves a seat in the United States Senate.

Oh, hell no! Only a Roy Mooreon would vote for an idiot like that!

by YAWA December 11, 2017

Twerking Class

A special sub-category of dance-inspired, erotic entertainment.

Oh, I'll just skip the high-class, low-class, working class and po' class...and head right on into the Twerking Class, baybee!!!

by YAWA August 2, 2019

X-mas carcass

The fate of the christ-mas tree: A once beloved, highly-adorned centerpiece of good-will, fellowship and seasonal cheer; chopped down, dragged out of the forest, temporarily sanctified then subsequently kicked unceremoniously to the curb, like a wasted carcass at a meat-packing plant.

Seasons finally over! Time to chuck the X-mas carcass to the curb...

by YAWA September 25, 2017