YAWA's definitions

logic-tight compartment

The all-too-human capacity of intellectually separating important, foundational , even life-defining beliefs onto a practical "thinking landscape" of very different measures of truth criteria.

OK, so he's a neurosurgeon and completely understands the science that dead brains can't form memories and that strokes damage the nervous system in very specific, predictable ways; yet he persists in maintaining that the bible is literal truth...clearly, he must be relying on some logic-tight compartments to avoid massive confirmation bias.

by YAWA July 9, 2017

shut yer fuckin' pie hole

What just must be said to an individual so divorced from the reality of truth that nothing can redeem them.

Yup! It was all the scientists and their .. logic, that got us into this COVID mess. Making us all wear masks that don't work, washing germs off of our hands and keeping away from sick people. Idiots, the lot...

How about you (and your knuckle draggin', privileged, ass-wipe president) shut yer fuckin' pie hole and listen to REALITY!

by YAWA October 20, 2020

Aristo-Cock

The cheap-as-shit, rot-gut booze post-consumptive effect which transforms an otherwise semi-reasonable, fairly cooperative, yet over-confident individual into a completely belligerent, abusive and self-destructive asshole.

Oh snap! He just polished off a full handle of Aristocrat! Here comes the Aristo-Cock...take cover!

by YAWA May 5, 2019

ins-troll-gram

The act of disseminating false, misleading or contrived Instagram messages in order to ascertain possible security intrusion or confirm suspected account surveillance.

*Yo! I just scored me some dank gas. *Wanna try it?
✓But you don't do drugs, bro..
*(Yeah, I know. That was an ins-troll-gram...I think my account has been compromised).

by YAWA October 19, 2017

badvice

Just what you'd think it means. The proffering of a completely unsolicited, incorrect, counter-intuitive and potentially harmful course of action .

See that chick? She's definitely into you! Head on over there and ask her if she wants to 'git it on'.
**returning with a broken jaw, blackened eyes and swollen nut sack** Thanks for the badvice, ass clown.
Sheeet, who's all busted up friend? It ain't me! Who's the REAL ass hat, now?

by YAWA July 13, 2021

Shittin' Britches

The lower extremity clothing that receives a full load of feces, as circumstances require.

Things are getting out of control; people have taken to the streets, burning buildings, looting and attacking the helpless.
Yeah, seems so. I hope you're wearing yer Shittin' Britches. Here we go...

by YAWA March 22, 2021

alopecia totalis fulminans

NO hair. Anywhere. Ever

Yo, dat bitch be sexy AND slippery 'cause she be baaaalllddd ereywharrr.
Yup. Das da alopecia totalis fulminans! Enjoy!

by YAWA June 8, 2023