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Health Hugger

A largely derogatory term for individuals with a genuine interest in preserving overall health and wellness by following guidelines based on scientific reasoning, the opinions from experts and data generated from valid clinical studies.
Awww, man...Just git a look at that Health Hugger over yonder. Don't he know that wearin' a face mask just makes ya breathe in more of that there virus, de-prives yer brain of oxygeen and ain't never been proov'd ta work anyway?
Yeah, I see him. He appears to be as much concerned about everyone's wellbeing as you sound like a fucking idiot...BIGLY!
by YAWA July 18, 2020
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Follow the Science

A highly effective, self-correcting, evidence based method of evaluating the veracity of any given data set, condition or circumstance; particularly relevant when human lives, financial wellbeing and social stability hang in the balance of correct decision making.
Hey, did you hear POTUS and FLOTUS have BOTH tested POSITIVE for COVID 19?! Maybe it's NOT a hoax. Maybe NOW they'll Follow the Science when they medically treat him.
Oh HELL NO! They've already consulted the My Pillow Guy and that crazy 'demon sperm' bitch... I'm sure he'll do well
by YAWA October 3, 2020
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commode paralysis

A condition often associated with excessive on-toilet gaming, or other time-distracting activities, resulting in temporary loss of lower extremity use.
Damn if I didn't just fall off the shitter! Got the commode paralysis. Couldn't move my legs or feel 'em neither...BUT I KILLED ON FORTNITE, WORTH IT!!!
by YAWA January 4, 2019
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Twitterquake

Sadly, one of the most powerful tools of retribution at the disposal of certain political types, is social media denigration and effacement.
Oh, here it comes...someone in their right mind didn't ignore their own moral compass and bow before King Trump; the Twitterquake that follows will likely find them reassigned, removed or retired.
by YAWA April 25, 2020
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AstroBillionaire

The ever-growing ranks of civilian, wealth-driven Space exploration programs.
Hey, who was the latest entry in the AstroBillionaire club?
Ummm, I think it was Bezos? or maybe Branson?
by YAWA July 23, 2021
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Collective Action

To lawfully remove a President from Office; the decision made in accordance with the 25th Amendment to the Constitution, by the Principal Officers of the Executive Department and the Vice President of the United States.
Thank you, sir!

Your ongoing frequent displays of flagrant ineptitude, overt criminal behavior, nacissism-fueled self-destructive acts and hopelessly pathologic relationship with the truth have provided us all with yet another lesson in Constitutional Law.

How about this? Our next Collective Action is to vote YOU right the fuck OUT of office.
by YAWA September 10, 2020
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Coronomics

A special brand of pandemic denial that promotes economic status over health and preservation of life.
So, even though we're on an accelerating rate of COVID infections with daily-death toll doubling--Coronomics dictate that we sacrifice untold lives for the sake of propping up the economy.
by YAWA March 24, 2020
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