YAWA's definitions

nasalgasm

Near-sexual pleasure elicited by physical interaction with the nose or nasal passages.

OHHH, THAT WAS AWSOME!!!
What happened? Are you ok?
I just had my first nasalgasm!
Well, you do appear refreshed.
I'm still tingling! Thank you CompleteRinse!

by YAWA January 18, 2021

ruin my rush

The inadvertent posting of social media content sufficiently controversial as to threaten acceptance to mainstream fraternity or sorority organizations.

OK, who posted my pix drinking martinis through saturated tampon applicators?
Was that summonsed to be a secret?
Actually, no; but those innocent, out of context pics could definitely ruin my rush!
Deleted!!!

by YAWA November 20, 2021

manstration marks

The socially awkward pass-through, crotch stain common to active hemorrhoid bleeding; similar to a ‘menstration skid’, but more common to the opposite gender.

Damn, check it out. Do you think we should tell him that he’s got a funky thing goin’ on in his shorts?
Let’s give it a bit of time; wait until he starts leaving manstration marks on the furniture.
Right. That way he won’t think that we’re just fuckin’ with him.

by YAWA October 3, 2021

Chef Boyardots

The permanent, orange-red shirt splotches that betray aggressive ingestion of over processed, commercialized, Spaghetti-like, canned, pseudo-Italian food products.

Oh, for fuck sake! Did you eat that canned spaghetti crap for lunch again?
Yeah, why?

Because yer shirt is covered in Chef Boyardots; and that shit ain't comin' off any time soon.

by YAWA October 27, 2021

Collective Action

To lawfully remove a President from Office; the decision made in accordance with the 25th Amendment to the Constitution, by the Principal Officers of the Executive Department and the Vice President of the United States.

Thank you, sir!

Your ongoing frequent displays of flagrant ineptitude, overt criminal behavior, nacissism-fueled self-destructive acts and hopelessly pathologic relationship with the truth have provided us all with yet another lesson in Constitutional Law.

How about this? Our next Collective Action is to vote YOU right the fuck OUT of office.

by YAWA September 10, 2020

Campaign Brief

A world-wide spectacle of real-time insanity. The transformation of a highly respected, presidential briefing into an unprecedented side-show of off-the-rails lunacy, resembling more of a campaign rally than an official government sponsored event.

Ummm...Did he just say that the virus was a hoax, that it is a construct of liberals to undermine his election, that he's got it totally under control, that anti-malaria, sunlight or injected disinfectant is a practical, safe treatment?
Yeah. All that, and more...in the latest Campaign Brief.

by YAWA April 26, 2020

Collective Action

To lawfully remove a President from Office; the decision made in accordance with the 25th Amendment to the Constitution, by the Principal Officers of the Executive Department and the Vice President of the United States.

Thank you, Donald! Your ongoing frequent displays of flagrant ineptitude, overt criminal behavior, nacissism-fueled self-destructive acts and hopelessly pathologic relationship with the truth have provided us all with yet another lesson in Constitutional Law.

How about this? Our next Collective Action is to vote YOU right the fuck OUT of office.

Asshole, YOU'RE FIRED!

by YAWA September 10, 2020