YAWA's definitions

demon killer

A term reserved exclusively for the righteous end-product of any given christian, home-school education; with an emphasis on faith, flat-earth geology and fucked-up, self-sustaining lunacy, children can be transformed into irredeemable social time-bombs.

Yup. Another fucked-up, home-schooled demon killer arrested. This one for stabbing the UPS guy --Saturday delivery; that's a violation of the 4th commandment and punishable by death...parents must be proud!

by YAWA August 18, 2017

Boom-Boom Room

That special, male-only, establishment where just about any 'request' can be almost instantaneously satisfied...

Hey, how'd your date go last nite?
Not so good. Couldn't close the deal...heading over to the Boom-Boom Room for relief.

by YAWA June 19, 2019

Crapsulation

The delicate yet impervious insulation that forms on the surface-exposed exterior of larger caliber fecal material that, when violated, can no longer contain the noxious turd-stank contained within. Of particular relevance to sun-baked side-walk and lawn droppings.

Oh snap! Run! Grandpa was cleaning the yard and broke crapsulation! He can't smell it, but we can. Here it comes...

by YAWA August 21, 2016

Trinitaritard

A person self-identified as a christian, subscribing whole-sale to the mystery of the holy trinity yet completely oblivious that the doctrine was a complete fabrication by innovative, overly-faithful scribes.

Kripes! She thinks that the concept of " big daddy, jr & spook " are somehow meaningful. Trinitaritard.

by YAWA April 20, 2019

Coronageddon

The near-certain, end-of-times condition created either by the actual COVID-19 virus or the massive social, financial and political devastation generated on the back of global hysteria.

Get'cher fresh limes and beachwear ready!

Coronageddon is upon us!
Wait! What? It's a virus?

by YAWA March 12, 2020

Beaverflection shuffle

A dance specifically created to position the highly polished upper surfaces of the male shoe directly under the skirt of an unsuspecting female in the hopes of catching a glimpse of her beaver.

Watch that dude! He's got the beaverflection shuffle down to a science!

by YAWA April 21, 2015

ruin my rush

The inadvertent posting of social media content sufficiently controversial as to threaten acceptance to mainstream fraternity or sorority organizations.

OK, who posted my pix drinking martinis through saturated tampon applicators?
Was that summonsed to be a secret?
Actually, no; but those innocent, out of context pics could definitely ruin my rush!
Deleted!!!

by YAWA November 20, 2021