YAWA's definitions

Hobbled by Swabs

The weakest link in the chain when it comes to effective COVID-19 testing and contact tracing.

Yup! We've got the test, the reagents, the patients, the demand and pretty much everything else we need... except for the cotton-tipped nasal applicators. The greatest country on earth has been Hobbled by Swabs...

by YAWA April 17, 2020

Corona-Campus

Welcome to Liberty University. Where conspiracy theories and political hoaxes are proven...wrong?

Hey, there's no educational environment more intellectually pure, academically wholesome and reality-grounded.
You mean Corona-Campus?
Where else?

by YAWA March 31, 2020

Wu-flu

Straight outta Wuhan Province, the cruise-ship-quarantine, pseudo-scourge of 2020.

Cover yer cough-hole, bro...someone might think you've got the wu-flu and lock yer ass in a box for two weeks..

by YAWA February 19, 2020

kill-whitey music

The traditional, lyrically aggressive hip-hop sub-genre--dedicated to themes of violence, anarchy and social disruption; UNLIKE the current watered-down, lame-ass, mainstream dollar-driven verbal diarrhea...

Yo, you can't be playin' that kill-whitey music up in here; if bubba hears it, he gonna come kick some fuckin ass...

by YAWA April 14, 2019

easter fooles day

The absolute best possible day to celebrate one of the most unlikely, unsubstantiated and ecumenically contrived events in the whole of religious history.

easter falls on the first day of april.
Isn't that also April fools Day?
It was. NOW it's Easter fooles day!

by YAWA January 24, 2018

alopecia totalis fulminans

NO hair. anywhere. Ever.

Yo, dat bitch be sexy AND slippery 'cause she be baaaalllddd ereywharrr.
Yup. Das da alopecia totalis fulminans! Enjoy!

by YAWA June 8, 2023

Exponential Spread

Not exactly the kinda 'spread' you were thinking of or hoping for.

Here it comes! The communicable transfer of COVID-19 transitions from focal incidence to Exponential Spread in a matter of days to weeks.

by YAWA March 5, 2020