YAWA's definitions

Hydroxychloroquain't

In deference to the anecdotally proclaimed "highly effective, miracle" medical treatment that turned out to be more likely to cause death by cardiac arrhythmia than to cure COVID-19.

Maybe a fat, failed business fuck isn't the best person to be providing medical recommendations during a pandemic.
Need proof? How about that Hydroxychloroquain't?!

by YAWA April 25, 2020

genderplexed

A state of confusion created by a direct conflict between an individual's appearance and their obvious sexual persuasion

ok, so the waiter with lipstick, long eyelashes, nail extensions and feminine voicing is CLEARLY A DUDE.
Yeah. I'm also genderplexed.

by YAWA July 24, 2021

State of Disunion

That special time of the year when IMPOTUS presents all of the administration's past lies--in the context of it's future misdeeds--to Congress and the American people.

ready to digest some massive, spun up bullshit?

it's time for the State of Disunion Address ...

by YAWA February 4, 2020

skorge

The presidents mis-pronounciation of the word: scourge /skərj/

The Chinese virus is an unseen skorge that can be cured by excessive use of facial bronzer...

by YAWA March 23, 2020

Keto-High

The euphoric effect created by the selective metabolism of fats rather than carbohydrates.

Ok. 48 hour water fast followed by zero carb diet equals equilibrium ketosis; I’ve never been as grounded and physically in control. THIS is the Keto-High. It’s not for the weak, but it’s worth it IF you can get there.

by YAWA September 6, 2025

spooky spider surprise

The scourge of spider web laden overhanging tree limbs common to otherwise friendly appearing neighborhood sidewalks; of particular concern during casual night time strolls when the unsuspecting are unpleasantly surprised by a face-full of webbing and their pissed off spider occupants.

Oh snap! Timmy got himself a spooky spider surprise with a massive face full of spider web shit and spider eggs in his mouth, there's no tellin' where the spiders ended up...just look at 'em run!!

by YAWA July 21, 2018

Don’t fuck with my keto!

Once established, that sweet metabolic condition shall not be fucked with by any external force.

Goddam! I’ve been pissing on a keto stick for 3 days and it’s FINALLY positive; and my friggin’ family brings out ‘start yer diet tomorrow’ and ‘there’s chocolate ice cream for dessert’. This isn’t necessarily about losing weight (although regaining a 6 pack is fucking amazing), it’s about CONTROL. I and I alone decide what to fuel my body with and the mindset of ketosis (plus caffeine) is right where I like to be. So, don’t fuck with my keto! And I won’t fuck with yer carbs. Ok?

by YAWA September 7, 2025