YAWA's definitions

MotoCock

The worst possible confluens of characteristics defining the antithesis of a good motorcycle rider: A complete and utter contempt for the interests and safety of ANY other riders, combined seamlessly with an ultra-flagrant, self-destructive operating behavior that approaches criminality and topped off by a seemingly unlimited over-self-confident narcissism that defies current psychologic diagnostic criteria.

Two years ago I rode with a motocock. Nope. Life is too short, never again.

by YAWA August 23, 2016

TennisCock

A person with unlimited capacity to instantaneously transform personality from a mild state of relative benign, cordial normalcy into a seething, unreasonable, highly-argumentative and unreachable social abomination when faced with perceived on-court tennis adversity; most often an attribute of 'hot-blooded' Hispanic, Mexican and South American males, although females and other ethnicities may become inspired under the appropriate destabilizing conditions.

At the last tennis tournament we all just watched and waited for the 'bad call' that would ignite his inner TennisCock...and then it happened.
'DASS eet !!' leaping out of the chair and approaching the ref, 'Say hullo to my leetle frênd'!!

by YAWA September 4, 2016

Foul Floating Filth

The nefarious process of creating a commode-filling, toilet tissue supported, shit-flotilla in an attempt to air-expose as much fecal material as possible, thus maximizing both odor and offence for subsequent, unsuspecting patrons; frequently deployed in the bathroom facilities of restaurants with poor service, gas stations with exceedingly foul rest room hygiene and other locations deserving of passive-aggressive retribution.

That restaurant had the worse service ever and the food was terrible; there'll be no courtesy flush for them; Foul Floating Filth coming right up...I've been eatin' corn and burritos , too...

by YAWA September 11, 2016

Prepare the Bear

A process of aggressive genital depilatory treatment, including the sphincter and perineum. Thus temporarily transforming the entire nether-region from it's natural hairy, bear-fur like environment to one much more clean and hospitable for an anticipated sexual encounter.

I finally hooked up with that hottie off of Ashley Madison!! Gotta get ready and Prepare the Bear...hope she does too.

by YAWA September 12, 2016

Lame-O-Ween

Any Halloween that does not fall on a Friday or Saturday, thus seriously compromising enjoyment and/or participation by those with work, school or other non-weekend time demands.

On a Monday! Really! OK, that was the worst Lame-O-Ween I can remember....the killer fake clowns didn't even show up!

by YAWA November 1, 2016

trans-ginger

A gently-disalarming term used to describe, or otherwise identify, an individual of trans-sexual orientation when hostile circumstances, unfortunate timing or the presence of particularly volatile persons require such measures.

Hey, did you hear that Billie is goin' all in for sexual reassignment surgery?
Damn, shut yer hole! Grandpa got new hearing aids and LGBTQ issues trigger his PTSD...let's just go with trans-ginger, ok?

by YAWA June 22, 2019

Spousal Contact-Capacity Overload

That point in time when any additional spousal exposure is no longer endearing; becoming progressively more annoying, irritating and even infuriating depending on how divergent the personalities have evolved.

Funny, they both have similar objectives. He's tryin' to help people using logic, reason and the application of proven methodology and she's facilitating a social well-being platform based on metaphysics, spirituality and faith claims. I wonder how long it will take for 'em to reach Spousal Contact-Capacity Overload?

by YAWA June 22, 2019