YAWA's definitions

brain snatch'd

With an effect similar to a stroke, a means by which otherwise inexplicable or incoherent thoughts, acts or deeds can be reconciled when personal greed is discovered to be a motivating force.

With all of the evidence and testimony of presidential-orchestrated criminal activity, how could anyone vote AGAINST impeachment? Brain snatch'd shit-bag #1, that's who...

by YAWA December 7, 2019

pelvic fireworks

An uncommon, but highly appreciated, pleasure-extreme; the product of skillful, attentive and intuitive physical intimacy tradecraft.

Yah, baby! That's how it's supposed to feel...gotchu some pelvic fireworks right there; won't walk right for days!

by YAWA June 22, 2019

Wine Crotch

The inevitable consequence of attempting to both operate a motor vehicle and control for possible Chardonnay spillage.

Awwwww, shit. I got me a Wine Crotch on that last sharp corner...stop at the next State Store. I need a re-fill...

by YAWA July 22, 2020

Robo Bullshit

The scourge of current telemarketing abuse methods that plague cell phone users world-wide.

Oh, for fuck sake! That's the 15th call from 'unknown' in 24 hrs...can't block 'em neither.
Yup, Robo Bullshit consumes the data plan. It's a conspiracy.

by YAWA July 11, 2019

libidoo

Stalled, under-developed or severely weakened sexual drive in an otherwise healthy, seemingly well-adjusted individual.

>I don't know what's wrong with me; I just have no interest in that kinda thing any more.
<Girl, you gots da libidoo; don't be gettin' anywheres close ta me..that shit might be contagious!

by YAWA August 20, 2019

any kina' way

Referring to a verbal exchange during which one party uses thoroughly condescending language to the point of being confrontational; often inspiring in a physical defensive response on behalf of the offended individual.

Oh, hell no! I slapped that bitch D.O. W. N.

Now she know she can't be talkin' to me just any kina' way.
That's right!

by YAWA September 4, 2016

twitterrhagia

The social media equivalent of verbal diarrhea; consisting of grossly abnormal, uncontrolled, prolific and mindless Twitter discharge.

With all of the twitterrhagia spewing out of his hole, it's too bad we can't flush his face.

by YAWA October 25, 2017