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Definitions by YAWA

Pudendal Sag 

The extension of fatty pelvic soft tissue that slowly descends over time, eventually obstructing and making inaccessible the female genitalia.
Damn. Time's up!! The pudendal sag has done caught up with her; perfect timing, too.
Pudendal Sag by YAWA October 20, 2022

Blubber Hole 

Over the course of time and the unforgiving effect of gravity an exquisite camel toe is transformed into an inaccessible fat cavern.
Damn! Ride the wave baby! Surfin' on into the blubber Hole!
Blubber Hole by YAWA October 18, 2022

Blubber Hole 

Over the course of time and the unforgiving effect of gravity an exquisite camel toe is transformed into an inaccessible fat cavern.
Damn! Ride the wave baby! Surfin' on into the blubber Hole!
Blubber Hole by YAWA October 18, 2022

colostolingus 

The act of providing/deriving pleasure from oral tongue to surgical ostomy contact.
Oh yeah, baby! You know I be all closed up down there; how about some colostolingus to get things started, you never know where we might end up.
colostolingus by YAWA September 14, 2022

special masturbator 

An attorney assigned to an unwinnable case for the sole purpose of delaying confirmation of criminality.
Anyone know of a special masturbator that a corrupt federal judge could engage in United States of America v. D.J. Trump?
special masturbator by YAWA September 11, 2022

Mara Lardo 

The country-club environment best suited for at-large, free-range storage of classified or otherwise nation-sensitive documents including nuclear missile launch codes, military capability and by-nation threat potential assessment.
Hey, when you lose a presidential election and are forced out of power don't forget to 'deposit' a bunch of Top Secret and Classified documents at Mara Lardo, you never know who you might be able to sell that shit to in order to finance your next election bid.
Mara Lardo by YAWA September 9, 2022

Third Day Syndrome 

The inexorable tendancy for serious injury due to novel activity familiarity and progressive exposure.
Goin' skiing for the first time, eh?
Yeah, I'm totally stoked!
Taking lessons, are you?
Sure am! I've got an Olympic instructor lined up.
***1 week later***
(leg in cast) So, How'd it go?
Well, everything was totally fine. Got a TON of confidence and really started the hang of it...
Then what happened?
Well, I got good enough to be over-confident on the big slopes.
Ahhh, yes. Third Day Syndrome strikes again!
Third Day Syndrome by YAWA September 8, 2022