YAWA's definitions

thoughts and fucking prayers

Close to worthless well-wishing platitudes when real action and assistance could make a positive outcome difference.

So, Connor has cancer and his family is having a tough time making ends meet because he can't work.
Really? I'll be sure to light a candle for them at mass this Sunday.
Why don't you save your thoughts and fucking prayers for imaginary problems; they could actually use some help.

by YAWA October 18, 2020

STFH

Stay the fuck Home, seriously.

There are still people that don't really appreciate just how bad COVID-19 could be.
How about if they just STFU and STFH...

by YAWA March 30, 2020

Roundin' the Turn

A previously optimistic term generally applied to a disease course change toward improvement, now bastardised and misconstrued into a political mis-information directive in an attempt to obfuscate the reality of massive disease surge.

You still wearin' a mask? Dude, we're Roundin' the Turn.
I think I'll keep it until we can see for sure if that turn isn't actually a big, fat politically self serving LIE.

by YAWA October 29, 2020

Fugulator

Any of a seemingly infinite number of specialty devices designed with the specific intent to provide unexpected sexual pleasure.

Out of the blue she pulled out a fugulator! It was the best night of my life....

by YAWA May 17, 2015

Roomba trail

When your newly purchased, exquisitely autonomous technology discovers a big fat pile of dog shit during its 3am 'time to clean' wake-up programming and proceeds to generously distribute the filth in a robotically inspired carpet dance throughout your entire household.

Guess what? I just followed a dog shit roomba trail covering every room in my house...when did that fucker learn to climb stairs!!? We're done with the robot thing...hell no to that!!

by YAWA May 26, 2018

piss in the mop bucket

A group act of defiance perpetrated by disgruntled employees, students or other activists that results in urine, rather than cleaning agent, to be unwittingly distributed on the floor of a relatively small, enclosed space; given sufficient time, the now ripened piss causes the air to become unbreathable, the facility itself rendered temporarily toxic.

We're all in this together; EVERYONE, even you ladies, gotta step-up and piss in the mop bucket! Now's our chance to get some payback!

by YAWA August 29, 2017

expensive urine

The major result obtained pursuant to the consumption of just about every libido-boosting, life-prolonging, vitality-enhancing magical pill force advertised to ignorant consumers everywhere.

Cost me five-hundred bucks for a three months supply of PeNiS-max--all it did was give me expensive urine, and it stunk too...

by YAWA February 2, 2019