YAWA's definitions

Old Lives Matter

In a world where economic preservation is value-compared over safeguarding life, some leaders have proposed a 'business as usual' plan that accepts significant mortality in deference to maintaining a healthy economy. Must we sacrifice the pillars of our society to COVID-19?

Who really gives a shit if a bunch of old fucks bit it? Weren't they gonna die soon anyway? And, they fucked up the climate...
Maybe, but aren't they also the ones that actually created a world that's safe for you to actually say that?

Old Lives Matter...

by YAWA April 26, 2020

Ass-Wiper's Dilemma

Having failed to confirm paper-roll occupancy, the still-seated bathroom hostage is confronted with a shockingly irresponsible, post-evacuation condition and presented precious few options...shirt sleeve, sock, fingers; air-dry, yell/text for help, pull'em up and carry-on...

What will it be? Let's...plan ahead for the Ass-Wiper's Dilemma.

by YAWA March 11, 2019

Antivote

The process of casting a ballot of support for one particular candidate as an overt act of opposition to the election of another, less desirable contender.

I'm fully prepared to Antivote in the 2020 presidential election; I would support just about anyone on the fuckin' planet, or even NOT on the planet, as long as it isn't Trump. I would however, support his return to reality TV where he can be a self-proclaimed genius and not fuck up any world except his own.

by YAWA April 25, 2020

Quarantine Fatigue

Despite the justifiable, life-saving measures provided by social distancing and shelter-in-place directives there has been a significant cost exacted with compliance; lives have been disrupted, businesses crippled and the log-term psychological impact is vast, if not unmeasurable.

Yo! I've done watched every Netflix Series, rerun and crappy B-movie that exists on Amazon Prime, HBO and Cinemax.

Me too. I'm even tired of playing 'escaped convict and the wardens wife' with the Mrs.
DUDE! You REALLY got the Quarantine Fatigue!

by YAWA April 27, 2020

Pet Void

The vary large emotional vacuum created by the loss of a beloved family companion.

Awww, man. This fuckin' suxx! Lost my dog to a heart tumor and my cat to leukemia...gotta fill my pet void with something to love before I go crazy...so sad.

by YAWA October 25, 2019

dog washer

The european bathroom, water sprayer backside-cleansing accessory used instead of toilet paper.

Ok, no paper ever again; gots me a dog washer at home...better clear than smear, eh?

by YAWA December 2, 2019

easter paper dispenser

The seasonal lawn presence of paper appearing products displayed on large wooden cross members.

You ok?
I am now.

We just crossed the 8k marker in the race and you disappeared.
Yeah. Burritos caught up with me. Luckily there was an easter paper dispenser near by to wipe my ass.
Close one!

by YAWA April 20, 2021