YAWA's definitions
The surreal anticipatory period of uncertainty and apprehension during which the real-time performance of a road-side sobriety test hangs in the balance between spectacular, unbelievable success and crushing, hopeless defeat.
Just look at her; she's tryin' her BEST to walk heel-to-toe, watch-the-movin' cop finger, cartwheel, back-flip and hand-stand. Right now she's in Sobriety Test Fear-Fail...better call in the lawyers anyway...
by YAWA March 16, 2019
Get the Sobriety Test Fear-Failmug. A policy created and defended at the highest level of a religious organization that attempts to preserve the integrity of the church at the expense of innocent victims.
Yup, we've got another dirty priest comin' to town. You'd think that they'd put 'em in jail rather than just moving them around, that's ecumenicrime at its worst....
by YAWA April 26, 2015
Get the Ecumenicrimemug. The unfortunate, synergistic death-collision between standard-issue, but expected Influenza season and the unwanted, unexpected yet persistent, COVID-19 pandemic.
Hey, you get da flu shot yet?
Nah, waitin' for 'em to include the COVID immunization in the Twindemic vaccine.
Oh, yeah? I hope you don't grow a third eye or shit...
Nah, waitin' for 'em to include the COVID immunization in the Twindemic vaccine.
Oh, yeah? I hope you don't grow a third eye or shit...
by YAWA September 22, 2020
Get the Twindemicmug. The way-too-easy sexual closure fueled by the magic of prom nite or some other milestone, liberating event.
Oh man, it was unexpectedly Awsome! She was massively uninhibited! For the record, NAS-T! Total missile cruiser.....
by YAWA May 14, 2015
Get the Missile cruisermug. The status achieved for individuals that have survived COVID-19 and a designation required in order to return to work, reenter society and be clear for travel.
Where is your CoronImmune Badge? You cannot enter this facility without it!
I'm sorry, my dog ate it...
Officer, take this individual to the decontamination center for re-processing.
I'm sorry, my dog ate it...
Officer, take this individual to the decontamination center for re-processing.
by YAWA March 26, 2020
Get the CoronImmunemug. The most effective method of performing sinonasal irrigation yet invented by mankind; its amazingly simplistic and respectful design attributes help prevent the choking, coughing and aural fullness problems experienced by patients who have ultimately discontinued use of other nasal irrigation treatments.
I've got serious sinus problems and had several sinus operations; no other sinus rinse works as well as res-q-rinse to maintain my nasal health...and I've tried em all.
by YAWA February 2, 2018
Get the res-q-rinsemug. Here it comes! The communicable transfer of COVID-19 transitions from focal incidence to Exponential Spread in a matter of days to weeks.
by YAWA March 5, 2020
Get the Exponential Spreadmug.