YAWA's definitions

MotoCock

The worst possible confluens of characteristics defining the antithesis of a good motorcycle rider: A complete and utter contempt for the interests and safety of ANY other riders, combined seamlessly with an ultra-flagrant, self-destructive operating behavior that approaches criminality and topped off by a seemingly unlimited over-self-confident narcissism that defies current psychologic diagnostic criteria.

Two years ago I rode with a motocock. Nope. Life is too short, never again.

by YAWA August 23, 2016

TennisCock

A person with unlimited capacity to instantaneously transform personality from a mild state of relative benign, cordial normalcy into a seething, unreasonable, highly-argumentative and unreachable social abomination when faced with perceived on-court tennis adversity; most often an attribute of 'hot-blooded' Hispanic, Mexican and South American males, although females and other ethnicities may become inspired under the appropriate destabilizing conditions.

At the last tennis tournament we all just watched and waited for the 'bad call' that would ignite his inner TennisCock...and then it happened.
'DASS eet !!' leaping out of the chair and approaching the ref, 'Say hullo to my leetle frênd'!!

by YAWA September 4, 2016

Foul Floating Filth

The nefarious process of creating a commode-filling, toilet tissue supported, shit-flotilla in an attempt to air-expose as much fecal material as possible, thus maximizing both odor and offence for subsequent, unsuspecting patrons; frequently deployed in the bathroom facilities of restaurants with poor service, gas stations with exceedingly foul rest room hygiene and other locations deserving of passive-aggressive retribution.

That restaurant had the worse service ever and the food was terrible; there'll be no courtesy flush for them; Foul Floating Filth coming right up...I've been eatin' corn and burritos , too...

by YAWA September 11, 2016

Prepare the Bear

A process of aggressive genital depilatory treatment, including the sphincter and perineum. Thus temporarily transforming the entire nether-region from it's natural hairy, bear-fur like environment to one much more clean and hospitable for an anticipated sexual encounter.

I finally hooked up with that hottie off of Ashley Madison!! Gotta get ready and Prepare the Bear...hope she does too.

by YAWA September 12, 2016

Lame-O-Ween

Any Halloween that does not fall on a Friday or Saturday, thus seriously compromising enjoyment and/or participation by those with work, school or other non-weekend time demands.

On a Monday! Really! OK, that was the worst Lame-O-Ween I can remember....the killer fake clowns didn't even show up!

by YAWA November 1, 2016

'tis the season, for the stealin'

A period of time beginning shortly after Halloween and ending immediately after the new year during which otherwize economically challenged citizens forceably 'take' from the wealthy in order to finance their holiday cheer.

Damn! Some dude in a white panel van pulled up to our house at 10am and loaded up all our computers, televisions and jewelery...know what the cops said?
'Tis the season, for the stealin'...be happy you weren't home.

by YAWA November 14, 2018

vape wretch

The nagging, dry, progressively annoying hack that mysteriously works it's way into the otherwise pristine, healthy respiratory systems of frequent vape users.

Damn dude, you can't even take your dumb shit to the movies without coughing out a lung...you got the vape wretch from hell; time to put that bitch down for awhile...

by YAWA November 20, 2018