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A self-serving, artificial condition created if for no other reason than to satisfy unrealistic, unsupported, unmet campaign promises; based on equally imaginary 'facts' it stands as a true testament to an utter disregard for due process, a flagrant contempt for Constitutional law and perfectly defines presidential abuse-of-power.
by YAWA February 15, 2019
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Oh snap! Big Thickie just tripped over his own feet and did a face-plant attempting to get off the bus...anyone get that on video?
by YAWA March 14, 2019
Get the Big Thickie mug.An unfavorable anatomic feature common to the aging male population--the accumulation of under-the-chin fat which, when gathered up by a necktie, closely resembles that of shorn female genitalia.
Did you just hear him say that he's disbanding the COVID-19 Task Force?
Wait, what? No...I was so distracted by his Vag Neck that I missed it...
Wait, what? No...I was so distracted by his Vag Neck that I missed it...
by YAWA May 11, 2020
Get the Vag Neck mug.The ultimate orgasm. So unbelievably powerful that when ultimately released, years of abstinence-driven, self-imposed denial and pent-up sexual energy are suddenly 'super-nova liberated' in a spectacular display of sweaty, twisted, excess of pleasure, delight and satisfaction.
What's the reward for ultimately succumbing to natural carnal drive? Guilt, shame and sorrow for disappointing your god? Hell, no...you gets a Massive Shuddering-O. Enjoy!
by YAWA February 4, 2018
Get the Massive Shuddering-O mug.An amazing feature of certain personality disorders that renders the individual technically immune from even acknowledging the possibility of corrective criticism; thereby preserving inherent self-destructive, exclusivistic tendencies.
So, he does realize that what he's saying is absolute BS and that fact-checking those ridiculous statements will make him look even more detached and idiotic, right?
Ummm, not exactly. Our Crapper in Chief is protected by a Teflon Shield of Narcissism that no logic can penetrate.
Ummm, not exactly. Our Crapper in Chief is protected by a Teflon Shield of Narcissism that no logic can penetrate.
by YAWA April 8, 2020
Get the Teflon Shield of Narcissism mug.The inevitably sad, visual and physical derangement, that the ravages of time and the relentless effect of gravity impart to the otherwise youthful, buxom, robust condition that is the female bosom.
Oh, ho-lee-shit!! I haven's seen that rack since college; back then it was worthy, full and fun...now the bitch just has a sad set of schloppy boobs! WTF, get some fuckin surgery or something...
by YAWA July 9, 2017
Get the schloppy boobs mug.The Ivermectin equivalent prescribed by ANY physician with a horribly misguided conviction that an animal de-worming agent would have a chance in fucking hell against COVID 19.
My Doctor says that HE has the CURE for COVID; and that HE knows more than even TRUMP when it comes to treating the disease.
Well, I’d say that you should take the Iver-fuck-you that your illustrious doctor prescribed; pick out a casket and funeral plot while you’re at it, you stupid fucker!
Well, I’d say that you should take the Iver-fuck-you that your illustrious doctor prescribed; pick out a casket and funeral plot while you’re at it, you stupid fucker!
by YAWA November 2, 2021
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