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Pandemic Fatigue

The predictable mindset of helplessness and futility realized as a consequence of failing, long-term attempts at Pandemic management.
I just can't sustain all of these high-level protective restrictions...I'm going CRAZY!!!
You're not crazy; you just have Pandemic Fatigue. Sadly, the virus does not care and will take advantage of ANY opportunity to exploit human nature.
by YAWA July 4, 2020
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Fugulator

Any of a seemingly infinite number of specialty devices designed with the specific intent to provide unexpected sexual pleasure.
Out of the blue she pulled out a fugulator! It was the best night of my life....
by YAWA May 17, 2015
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beware the variant

A deadly and largely avoidable delay in vaccination. The opportunity for virus mutation 'beyond' inoculation created by wide-spread vaccine mis-information, pandemic politicization and lingering trumpist "thinking".
So, did you get COVID-19 vaccinated?
Nope, I'm afraid it'll turn me into a liberal, climate-change activist pedophiliac.
Really? That's interesting. I didn't realize you were such a Queef-anon freak show.
He's STILL president you know!
Well, the vaccine STILL works; but probably not for COVID 21. Beware the variant.
by YAWA February 7, 2021
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Ass-Wiper's Dilemma

Having failed to confirm paper-roll occupancy, the still-seated bathroom hostage is confronted with a shockingly irresponsible, post-evacuation condition and presented precious few options...shirt sleeve, sock, fingers; air-dry, yell/text for help, pull'em up and carry-on...
What will it be? Let's...plan ahead for the Ass-Wiper's Dilemma.
by YAWA March 11, 2019
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beach police

The law enforcement individuals tasked with the unenviable job of preventing vacationing beach goers from actually entering the water during double-red flag, rip current threat.
TIMMY! GET OUT OF THE WATER! Didn't you see the double red flag?

I cain't momma! I'm stuck! I'm gettin' sucked out!
BEACH POLICE: Oh, he fucked also. I'm off dumb-ass duty for t'day.
by YAWA May 23, 2021
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Commode Plume

The aerosol of contaminated bowl contents created and released into the surrounding environment by flushing toilet wastewater.
Oh, DAMN! I just found out that I might have acquired COVID from Commode Plume! The world just isn't safe ANYWHERE!!!
by YAWA January 25, 2021
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Corona Count Down

The predictable COVID time-line that defines the inevitable virus exposure until actual illness manifestation.
So, do you think anyone at the beach was COVID positive?
Oh, hell yes! Right now I'm on a Corona Count Down... heading over to visit grandma next.
by YAWA July 12, 2020
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