YAWA's definitions

Exponential Spread

Not exactly the kinda 'spread' you were thinking of or hoping for.

Here it comes! The communicable transfer of COVID-19 transitions from focal incidence to Exponential Spread in a matter of days to weeks.

by YAWA March 5, 2020

Re-eat

The intentional consumption of emesis; usually not one's own.

The cat puked on the carpet last night. I didn't clean it up, because I knew the dog would re-eat it by morning.

by YAWA May 12, 2015

Vaccine Regret

Among the many human actions that cannot be un-done resulting in horrific, but not entirely unexpected consequences.

Shoulda worn a condom
Shoulda worn a seat belt
Shoulda known 'cauze her mother was fat
Shoulda bought Apple, Tesla, Bitcoin, Ether
Shoulda gotten a COVID vaccine
Shoulda known better, Mr Vaccine Regret

by YAWA August 11, 2021

expensive urine

The major result obtained pursuant to the consumption of just about every libido-boosting, life-prolonging, vitality-enhancing magical pill force advertised to ignorant consumers everywhere.

Cost me five-hundred bucks for a three months supply of PeNiS-max--all it did was give me expensive urine, and it stunk too...

by YAWA February 2, 2019

Corona Clown

Any individual who simply cannot understand the very serious consequences of ignoring social distancing during a pandemic crisis; who demonstrates value of their own personal misguided satisfaction over the lives of others by proceeding with non-urgent, unnecessary and high-risk international air-travel.

Yeah, I've never seen such high levels of arrogance and ignorance displayed by so many. All it takes is one Corona Clown to bring back serious misery ...

by YAWA March 14, 2020

Politically Inconvenient

These days, anything that approximates THE TRUTH, is fake news, anti-American, anarchistic or delusional.
COVID 19 hasn't miraculously disappeared, testing for COVID 19 doesn't increase case incidence, Hydroxychloroquine and the My Pillow guy do not have a PROVEN cure for COVID 19.
Tens of thousands of Americans have needlessly died from COVID 19 because of conspiracy theory bullshit, Q-fuckingAnon and executive branch indecisiveness and Trump-level corruption that exists right up until this very fucking moment.

So, who ya voting for?
Well, for me, Trump is Politically Inconvenient.
Yeah, me too.

by YAWA August 30, 2020

community uterus

A ‘next-gen’ missionary directive, calling nubile females toward 3rd world countries for biblical reproductive purposes.

Oh, yeah! She’s got the trust fund goin’ so she never has to ‘work’ another day in her life; dedicated her community uterus to the lord!—absolutely NO BETTER PLACE to be!

by YAWA December 5, 2022