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Oh, for fuck sake!! A 4th down fumble on the 2nd yard line?! Really!? The QB's a goddam pooch screwer!!
by YAWA February 12, 2023
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Who really gives a shit if a bunch of old fucks bit it? Weren't they gonna die soon anyway? And, they fucked up the climate...
Maybe, but aren't they also the ones that actually created a world that's safe for you to actually say that?
Old Lives Matter...
Maybe, but aren't they also the ones that actually created a world that's safe for you to actually say that?
Old Lives Matter...
by YAWA April 26, 2020
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Timmy, I want you to pick up your bad touch doll.
It's ok.
Now, show us where Bishop put his mouth.
Was it here on the Pontiff penis, here on the Cardinal crotch; or was it here on the Reverend rectum?
It's ok.
Now, show us where Bishop put his mouth.
Was it here on the Pontiff penis, here on the Cardinal crotch; or was it here on the Reverend rectum?
by YAWA August 18, 2018
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So, I heard that you're no longer working at the bank.
Oh, so true. They've jacked up my paycheck for the last time. I gave them the gift of goodbye.
Oh, so true. They've jacked up my paycheck for the last time. I gave them the gift of goodbye.
by YAWA February 9, 2021
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WTF!? Who ever said that the corona virus made people shit extra; and there's absolutely no way ANYONE can go through that many shitter-rolls in a 2 week quarantine. I guess, He who dies with the most toilet paper...wins!
by YAWA March 13, 2020
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Oh, ain't you just a bitch. Stumbling 'round after only a couple a shots...you gots to get mo' practice if'n ya' ever plan on gettin yer liquor legs!
by YAWA January 4, 2020
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After 4 weeks of social distancing, I've come to the conclusion that I FUCKIN HATE MY JOB and ain't NO WAY I'm gettin' BACK On the Hamster Wheel...
by YAWA April 17, 2020
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