YAWA's definitions

easter paper dispenser

The seasonal lawn presence of paper appearing products displayed on large wooden cross members.

You ok?
I am now.

We just crossed the 8k marker in the race and you disappeared.
Yeah. Burritos caught up with me. Luckily there was an easter paper dispenser near by to wipe my ass.
Close one!

by YAWA April 20, 2021

Antivote

The process of casting a ballot of support for one particular candidate as an overt act of opposition to the election of another, less desirable contender.

I'm fully prepared to Antivote in the 2020 presidential election; I would support just about anyone on the fuckin' planet, or even NOT on the planet, as long as it isn't Trump. I would however, support his return to reality TV where he can be a self-proclaimed genius and not fuck up any world except his own.

by YAWA April 25, 2020

Quarantine Fatigue

Despite the justifiable, life-saving measures provided by social distancing and shelter-in-place directives there has been a significant cost exacted with compliance; lives have been disrupted, businesses crippled and the log-term psychological impact is vast, if not unmeasurable.

Yo! I've done watched every Netflix Series, rerun and crappy B-movie that exists on Amazon Prime, HBO and Cinemax.

Me too. I'm even tired of playing 'escaped convict and the wardens wife' with the Mrs.
DUDE! You REALLY got the Quarantine Fatigue!

by YAWA April 27, 2020

Lying for fun

The act of fabricating significantly material omissions for the sake of entertainment value.

Oh! That bitch done slept wiff all the guys.
Really? Seems like she’s straight up and cool.
Oh, fer sure! I was. Just, you know …. ‘lying for fun’; there’s nothing more there…

by YAWA December 12, 2025

No Moore!!

A social movement resisting shameless, futile and unwelcomed attempts to re-establish legitimate political electability; especially to an office from which one has previously been forcibly removed, scandalized and publically humiliated.

Let's just go with No Moore!! and be done with it...

by YAWA July 17, 2019

almost-deads

Individuals with declining visual and hearing acuity, slowing of cognitive processing, reduced physical capacity and an attitude of entitlement unmatched by any other group. The almost-deads typically prefer warmer climates where they wreak havoc on motorways, consume massive health-care resources and generally burden society until forever silenced by the inevitable icy-cold hand of death.

Yeah, it took 2 hrs to drive 2 fuckin' miles this morning. Seems that a car full of almost-deads did the 'wrong-way thing' entering the highway and crashed head-on into a motor home...shut down BOTH North AND South bound traffic so they could be extracted and life-flighted to the nearest cemetery.

by YAWA February 21, 2020

bottom-half reveal

With the CDC mask requirements relaxed and state mask mandates repealed, there is surprise, shock and even horror as people begin to experience the actual full-facial appearance of people they've met during the pandemic.

Whoa Nellie! These are some of the most ugly fuckers I've ever seen; pretty eyes, but Damn!

Yeah, a bottom-half reveal can be shocking. It's not too late to file for an annulment.

by YAWA May 25, 2021