YAWA's definitions

Elite Impunity

A supremely elevated classification of humanity, the members of which endowed with immunity to any form of persecution, penalty or consequence--living quite openly above-the-law.

Have you ever encountered someone that, despite committing obvious and multiple serious offenses, just doesn't give a RATS-ASS about the horrific consequences of what they say, think or do?
Ahhh, sure...that would be someone in the class of Elite Impunity.

by YAWA July 10, 2019

trumpsupplicant

A trumpsupplicant is a fervently devoted individual who, despite overwhelming evidence against any given trump position, statement or ideology, continues to maintain unyielding allegiance by providing monetary, legal or political support.

So, you gonna give to the trump 2020 election salvation campaign? He won, ya know...
Ummm, no. I'm more of a realist than a trumpsupplicant. Which also means that I basically think that you are an idiot.

by YAWA December 2, 2020

COVID Par-Tay

A massive, coordinated group gathering designed to INTENTIONALLY spread the corona virus to unsuspecting attendees.

Yo! I invited Mary to the COVID Par-Tay. She's DEFNITELY COVID positive...takin' bets on who gets ta be the next POS, right!

by YAWA July 2, 2020

beach police

The law enforcement individuals tasked with the unenviable job of preventing vacationing beach goers from actually entering the water during double-red flag, rip current threat.

TIMMY! GET OUT OF THE WATER! Didn't you see the double red flag?

I cain't momma! I'm stuck! I'm gettin' sucked out!
BEACH POLICE: Oh, he fucked also. I'm off dumb-ass duty for t'day.

by YAWA May 23, 2021

Exponential Spread

Not exactly the kinda 'spread' you were thinking of or hoping for.

Here it comes! The communicable transfer of COVID-19 transitions from focal incidence to Exponential Spread in a matter of days to weeks.

by YAWA March 5, 2020

Trucker War

The obviously un-winnable highway-battle between two equally matched, parallel running semi-tractors; a common inspiration for road-rage, abusive language and desperate, often life-threatening, attempts to circumvent the ridiculous blockade.

Ho-Lee-Shit, this has gone on for 20 fuckin miles!!! Get me the shotgun from the trunk; I'm gonna blow shit-bag trucker 1's tires out so maybe shit-bag trucker 2 can finally get past him...someones gotta end this trucker war...

by YAWA May 18, 2019

S.E.verse

Pronounced: 'ESS EEE verse'. The Search Engine universe of Internet data, accessible only by appropriate interrogation keyword optimization.

Google didn't return my product in the search results!
Ha! Your stuff isn't part of the S.E.verse. You need a digital marketing specialist to work some magic for ya.

by YAWA February 19, 2021