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Any one of the actively evaporating yet previously powerful, influential and popular religious organizations currently attempting, in desperation, to maintain relevance and retain control of adherents.
by YAWA May 30, 2019
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Oh snap! It's time for Mom to get the Botox ambush...she just took all of the mirrors out of her house, but WE still have to look at her!
by YAWA July 5, 2019
Get the Botox ambush mug.A non-threatening, often public, discourse; designed to identify, explore and possibly modify deeply held personal beliefs through the use of the Socratic method.
Through my exposure to street epistemology, it became evident to me that faith--as a foundation for sustaining religious belief--is unreliable. How could divergently opposing religious systems expect to use faith as a method of conveying revealed Truth, yet come to mutually incompatible conclusions? Answer: they can not.
by YAWA September 2, 2017
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I feel so unclean. Yesterday's burritos, poor planning, a gas-station restroom and a rectal gulp. Next time, I'll just shit in the parking lot.
by YAWA August 8, 2018
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by YAWA December 15, 2021
Get the stank-o-rama mug.With respect to human sexuality and arousal, a point is often reached that limits both the willingness and accessibility to advance into more adventurous, often uncharted territory; the surprise digital detection of a rectal 'occupant' serves as a cautious reminder to proceed with caution unless alternative preparations can be arranged.
She was so hot and seemed to want more, so I slipped my finger in and, damn, a turd snout ruined everything...amateur!
by YAWA August 23, 2016
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Of course a charismatic and criminal NY Real Estate turned Reality Show host could create a massively powerful, revenue generating political corruption machine. Welcome to the evolution of groupthink, mind-fuck, ‘I want to believe’ divisive human behavior manipulation: The Grift is Real.
by YAWA September 9, 2023
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