YAWA's definitions

Missile cruiser

The way-too-easy sexual closure fueled by the magic of prom nite or some other milestone, liberating event.

Oh man, it was unexpectedly Awsome! She was massively uninhibited! For the record, NAS-T! Total missile cruiser.....

by YAWA May 14, 2015

CoronImmune

The status achieved for individuals that have survived COVID-19 and a designation required in order to return to work, reenter society and be clear for travel.

Where is your CoronImmune Badge? You cannot enter this facility without it!
I'm sorry, my dog ate it...
Officer, take this individual to the decontamination center for re-processing.

by YAWA March 26, 2020

res-q-rinse

The most effective method of performing sinonasal irrigation yet invented by mankind; its amazingly simplistic and respectful design attributes help prevent the choking, coughing and aural fullness problems experienced by patients who have ultimately discontinued use of other nasal irrigation treatments.

I've got serious sinus problems and had several sinus operations; no other sinus rinse works as well as res-q-rinse to maintain my nasal health...and I've tried em all.

by YAWA February 2, 2018

Ecumenicrime

A policy created and defended at the highest level of a religious organization that attempts to preserve the integrity of the church at the expense of innocent victims.

Yup, we've got another dirty priest comin' to town. You'd think that they'd put 'em in jail rather than just moving them around, that's ecumenicrime at its worst....

by YAWA April 26, 2015

Twindemic

The unfortunate, synergistic death-collision between standard-issue, but expected Influenza season and the unwanted, unexpected yet persistent, COVID-19 pandemic.

Hey, you get da flu shot yet?
Nah, waitin' for 'em to include the COVID immunization in the Twindemic vaccine.
Oh, yeah? I hope you don't grow a third eye or shit...

by YAWA September 22, 2020

Elite Impunity

A supremely elevated classification of humanity, the members of which endowed with immunity to any form of persecution, penalty or consequence--living quite openly above-the-law.

Have you ever encountered someone that, despite committing obvious and multiple serious offenses, just doesn't give a RATS-ASS about the horrific consequences of what they say, think or do?
Ahhh, sure...that would be someone in the class of Elite Impunity.

by YAWA July 10, 2019

sitting on a stick

The uncomfortable circumstance associated with an unavoidable delay in bowel evacuation.

By the time I reached my stop, I had to shit so bad that I almost didn't make it off the bus. It felt like I was sitting on a stick.

by YAWA May 14, 2015