YAWA's definitions

Super Spreader

Either a large, crowded event at which COVID-19 easily spreads or a single, asymptomatic COVID-19 positive individual who liberally infects personal contacts.

Hey, you goin' to the party tonite?
Nope. I just got my COVID results back. I'm totally positive, yet completely asymptomatic; turns out I'm a Super Spreader..Heading to a Campaign Rally!

by YAWA July 4, 2020

southern baptist desecration

The new and improved term for the southern baptist convention; adopted pursuant to the scandalous, irreverant, systemic and criminal mis-management of sexually abusive clergy.

Hey, how about those catholic kid fuckers? They should be burned for that shit!
Better be careful about throwing stones; the southern baptist desecration comes pretty close.
What????

by YAWA May 23, 2022

the biggest lie

The strategically orchestrated falsehood perpetrated on a democratic society by its own elected officials; resulting in the normalization and acceptance of tremendously anti-American language, thoughts and deeds, unrepairable for many future generations.

The Contention: The outcome of the 2020 election series, but ONLY the results of the presidential race, were fraudulent, illegal and resulted in the inauguration of an illegitimate executive branch leader.
The Proof: None. After 60+ lawsuits and election challenges in battleground states, exactly NO evidence of systemic fraud, illegal voting or election malfeasance was substantiated.
The biggest lie remains viable and continues to be supported by white supremacy groups, anarchist activists, the fever-dream conspiracy theory Queef-anon delusionists and some horribly misdirected individuals severely lacking critical thinking capabilities.

by YAWA January 29, 2021

motoreturnus profundus

An inexplicable, curiously concerning behaviour frequently demonstrated by individuals with near-pathologic emotional, physical (and possibly spiritual) attachment to a specific vehicle, often a motorcycle--that, once relinquished either by sale or trade, creates such tremendous internal loss-aversion that any and all measures are taken to restore possession, often at financial detriment.

Ok, that's the FIFTH fuckin' time that he's either traded or sold that damn Harley only to chase down the new owner in remorse. Each time he's lost money, time and self-respect...but it sure is entertaining watching the motoreturnus profundus!

by YAWA May 5, 2017

viral clearance

The new-normal, standardized return-to-work, school, just about any large venue proof of negative COVID test requirement.

Hey, wanna get a cup of coffee before work?
Nahhh, can't. Gotta get my daily viral clearance and the lines look pretty long.
Well, good luck on that. I just got a govt check, so I'm stayin' home!

by YAWA January 7, 2022

dumbass region

A region in southeast Ukraine that is currently the 'new' winning objective of the failing, criminal Russian-instigated war.

Not sure why ANY ostensible global superpower would concede to claiming occupation of the Ukraine dumbass region as a benchmark for military superiority.
We'll, perhaps Putin is the REAL dumbass. Mislead by systematic corruption and years of oligarch primacy sucking the life out of what could have been an amazing testament to communist superiority...HAHA!!! Not! STUPID FUCKER!

YOU ARE A MASSIVE LOSER AND WILL LIKELY DIE AT THE HANDS OF YOUR OWN.

by YAWA April 12, 2022

Rage Share

With a particular emphasis trending social media--the forwarding, re-Tweeting, and otherwise propagating in-box material to as many contacts as possible over the shortest period of time.

Now THAT'S a fuckin' Tweet-Storm ... IMPOTUS Rage Share Record: 105 in 3 hrs. Nuthin' better to do, I guess.

by YAWA May 10, 2020