YAWA's definitions

E-coli cubes

The innocuous appearing, yet horribly contaminated, foreign-water cubes of misery that wreak holy-fucking-hell on unsuspecting Traveller bowels.

So, I didn't actually DRINK the water, or eat ANYTHING washed in water ... it was the E-coli cubes that took me down; never again!

by YAWA September 30, 2019

Incorrectest

The superlative of wrongness

Anyone: Corona virus is just a Hoax
Everyone else: Sadly, your are Incorrectest

by YAWA March 26, 2020

fat daddy belly

The juggernaut of creeping midsection mass responsible for male waistline transformation from the taught, muscular 6-pack of adolescence into the pregnant, beer-gut of middle-age; fueled by complacency, physical stagnation and marriage imposed near-celibacy.

Yes, as the cultural signature of both simultaneous success and failure, the fat daddy belly signifies a high degree of financial and social achievement--while at the same time heralding irredeemable physical decline and defeat of sexual prowess...look in the mirror. You've arrived, it's over...

by YAWA July 9, 2017

stupid-fucker flight

The suddenly apparent 'oh shit I'm fucked; I was warned, but I didn't listen' realization as a consequence of choosing international travel during a world-wide pandemic.

This virus-thingy is just a silly, stupid, made-up hoax and I simply REFUSE to change my plans (or my children's plans) when the PARTAYYY MUST-GO-ON.

5 days later: Ummm, seems like we might need some help getting home. The major carriers have suspended travel...
Oh, sure. One rescue stupid-fucker flight coming right up...gotcher check book or credit card ready?

by YAWA March 16, 2020

Pre-Ex 'Sex'

The mechanical, uninspired act of passionless intimacy dutifully completed by individuals who's long-term, expiring relationship has fatigued from overwork, emotional exhaustion, diverging interests or mutual contempt.

When you're given under 3 minutes to 'do yer business' while she answers emails and texts...the best Pre-Ex 'Sex'...EVER!

by YAWA November 24, 2019

Politically Inconvenient

These days, anything that approximates THE TRUTH, is fake news, anti-American, anarchistic or delusional.
COVID 19 hasn't miraculously disappeared, testing for COVID 19 doesn't increase case incidence, Hydroxychloroquine and the My Pillow guy do not have a PROVEN cure for COVID 19.
Tens of thousands of Americans have needlessly died from COVID 19 because of conspiracy theory bullshit, Q-fuckingAnon and executive branch indecisiveness and Trump-level corruption that exists right up until this very fucking moment.

So, who ya voting for?
Well, for me, Trump is Politically Inconvenient.
Yeah, me too.

by YAWA August 30, 2020

community uterus

A ‘next-gen’ missionary directive, calling nubile females toward 3rd world countries for biblical reproductive purposes.

Oh, yeah! She’s got the trust fund goin’ so she never has to ‘work’ another day in her life; dedicated her community uterus to the lord!—absolutely NO BETTER PLACE to be!

by YAWA December 5, 2022