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An individual, unbiased, end-of-life assessment and summation of what it's all been for and what it all means, if anything.
When he awoke from his stroke, the old dude had a moment of clarity. As he spoke, I listened to him take stock of shit; then he said, 'time to go'. And it was...
by YAWA July 3, 2017
Get the take stock of shit mug.A semi-derogatory video homage to the Great Solar Eclipse of 2017; the reenactment using an unshorn scrotum to ever-so-slowly eclipse the sun rather than the moon.
Oh, for fuck sake...I totally got baited into watching yet another 'eclipse moment'...except this time it was a total scrotal eclipse...no filter can remove THAT afterimage from my brain. Good feeling...gone.
by YAWA August 24, 2017
Get the Total scrotal eclipse mug.Oh, for fuck sake! That's the 15th call from 'unknown' in 24 hrs...can't block 'em neither.
Yup, Robo Bullshit consumes the data plan. It's a conspiracy.
Yup, Robo Bullshit consumes the data plan. It's a conspiracy.
by YAWA July 11, 2019
Get the Robo Bullshit mug.Stalled, under-developed or severely weakened sexual drive in an otherwise healthy, seemingly well-adjusted individual.
>I don't know what's wrong with me; I just have no interest in that kinda thing any more.
<Girl, you gots da libidoo; don't be gettin' anywheres close ta me..that shit might be contagious!
<Girl, you gots da libidoo; don't be gettin' anywheres close ta me..that shit might be contagious!
by YAWA August 20, 2019
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So, did I tell you that I'm getting married?
No shit! Where did you meet her?
CES; She was the Japanese fuck robot with the strange smile and strap-on feature.
Sounds like you've met your dream girl, eh?
For sure! Check out my whip marks! And she has 20 million sisters ready to serve, 24/7/365!
No shit! Where did you meet her?
CES; She was the Japanese fuck robot with the strange smile and strap-on feature.
Sounds like you've met your dream girl, eh?
For sure! Check out my whip marks! And she has 20 million sisters ready to serve, 24/7/365!
by YAWA March 10, 2022
Get the Japanese fuck robot mug.In keeping with Handmaid's vernacular, a righteous substitute for 'under his eye', 'blessed be' or some other religious bullshittery designed to create universal behavioural compliance.
Why does the child cry?
The pump is dry!
Where will my soul go to die?
Between his thighs!
Of course...
The pump is dry!
Where will my soul go to die?
Between his thighs!
Of course...
by YAWA August 26, 2022
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Hey, don't forget. No matter what, while yer down there Licking the Alphabet...don't forget to write a letter to Santa.
by YAWA July 22, 2020
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