YAWA's definitions
A strenuous, hopeless attempt to remove abject ignorance--thinking borne out of systematic and pervasive, life-long misinformation, confirmation bias and offensive, contemptible ideology--found almost exclusively below the Mason-Dixon Line.
The Southernectomy failed! We simply couldn't save her from herself. She will remain forever enslaved by the failed, backward-thinking, knuckle-dragging mentality of bible-belt ideology.
by YAWA May 23, 2018
Get the Southernectomymug. For those individuals supranaturally inclined, a proposal that would allow 'spirit' or 'ghost' testimony--verbal, written or gesture, as legitimate court evidence and admissible for legal proceedings. Attestation provided by creatures such as pixies, genies, fairies, mermaids, leprechauns, centaurs, chimeras, imps, ghouls, gnomes, trolls, hippogriffs, basalisks, dragons and/or werewolves, among others, are patently disallowed due to their imaginary or mythological status.
Prosecution: Mrs. Jones is on trial for the murder of her husband. Forensic evidence will show that she struck him on the back of the head with a large iron skillet. Testimony from our medical expert will show that the blow crushed his skull and fragments of bone severed large arteries supplying his brain. Furthermore, we have an eye-witness to the events as provided by the account of Elder Price, a Mormon evangelist who had just rung the residence door-bell.
Defense: Your Honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury--Mrs. Jones is completely innocent of this heinous crime. As our evidence is presented, you will see that it was Mrs. Kristienz, the DECEASED Ex-wife of Mr. Jones, who is responsible for his murder...we call Mrs. Kristianz to the stand!
Bailiff: Mrs. Kristianz, do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth? Mrs. Kristianz?
Judge: Mrs. Kristianz, do you realize that you must answer the question, gesture or provide a written response? Mrs. Kristianz? Apparition Litigation in continuance until further notice...
Defense: Your Honor, ladies and gentlemen of the jury--Mrs. Jones is completely innocent of this heinous crime. As our evidence is presented, you will see that it was Mrs. Kristienz, the DECEASED Ex-wife of Mr. Jones, who is responsible for his murder...we call Mrs. Kristianz to the stand!
Bailiff: Mrs. Kristianz, do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth? Mrs. Kristianz?
Judge: Mrs. Kristianz, do you realize that you must answer the question, gesture or provide a written response? Mrs. Kristianz? Apparition Litigation in continuance until further notice...
by YAWA May 13, 2019
Get the Apparition Litigationmug. A substitute word or phrase that, while constructed to be socially more acceptable, drastically subtracts from the legitimate intent and purpose of the original.
So, how do we go from 'shell-shock' to 'battle-fatigue', from 'old dude' to 'senior citizen', from 'rape victim' to 'unconsenting intimacy participant'? Because our culture thrives on caustic euphemism: The dumbed-down, homogenized, neutralized language of the mindless majority who want it that way...
by YAWA August 18, 2019
Get the caustic euphemismmug. A position of intentional reserve and calm stability; having learned through personal experience the abject futility, emotional exhaustion and disappointment sustained in attempting to influence another individuals thoughts, words or deeds.
So, I've just given up trying to get people to stop smoking, texting/drinking-and-driving, bullying others and farting in public...its just not worth the misery.
by YAWA April 25, 2019
Get the not worth the miserymug. An alternative explanation for the COVID pandemic offered in deference to legitimate medical and evidence based scientific consensus.
Quite probably the most effective theory yet devised in an effort to explain the CORONA virus pandemic; and the use of medications containing Alien DNA, of course.
Dude, you get the COVID-test yet?
Naw, why bother! Didn't you know there's a cure? Get you some demon sperm, alien DNA and have a Nephilim spirit administer it to ya...good ta'go!
Dude, you get the COVID-test yet?
Naw, why bother! Didn't you know there's a cure? Get you some demon sperm, alien DNA and have a Nephilim spirit administer it to ya...good ta'go!
by YAWA July 31, 2020
Get the demon spermmug. The abrupt halt of all but the most essential businesses and services in an attempt to preserve life at the peril of financial stability.
Curfew begins Tonite between 10pm and 5am...all restaurants, bars, gyms, government installations and massage parlors must close in the viral economy
by YAWA March 27, 2020
Get the viral economymug. With a particular emphasis trending social media--the forwarding, re-Tweeting, and otherwise propagating in-box material to as many contacts as possible over the shortest period of time.
Now THAT'S a fuckin' Tweet-Storm ... IMPOTUS Rage Share Record: 105 in 3 hrs. Nuthin' better to do, I guess.
by YAWA May 10, 2020
Get the Rage Sharemug.