452 definitions by YAWA

PLOD TURD MAN

Anagram for Donald Trump. Just sayin'...

Alec Guinness = Genuine Class
Barbie doll = I'll bare bod
David Letterman = Nerd amid late TV
Mel Gibson = Bong Smile
Clint Eastwood = Old West Action
Donald Trump=PLOD TURD MAN

by YAWA February 13, 2020

equal misery

The supreme balance achieved only when professional, social and family interactions reach equally profound levels of distaste and offense.

Yo! It's celebration time y'all! Timmy has finally reached equal misery! Now he's genuinely depressed at work, at home and at the bar... YAY!!

by YAWA March 17, 2018

sour towel

A mildew-laden bath, beach or sport towel that conceals it's foul contamination until remoistened by use.

Ok, now that's NASTY. JUST took a shower and accidentally found a sour towel to dry off with...now I smell like fuckin' BABY PUKE. It won't come off!!

by YAWA June 9, 2019

unring the bell

The unfortunate realization that any given time sensitive condition cannot be undone.

I so wish that I didn't run over the kid while I was texting while driving. its just too late for that; can't unring the bell.

by YAWA May 13, 2015

ghost-maker

The designation for any member of X, the most elite, black-bag, covert assassination and personnel disposal team (n)ever assembled.

Please, let's go. I know that guy...he's a ghost-maker. Don't look at him...

by YAWA February 3, 2018

Trump-Speak

An unintelligible, Presidential dialect in which otherwise meaningful words are confidently transformed into utter gibberish.

What does 'foisfered' mean?
What do 'leightweight, Rupublicans, infair, prople, wonerful, councel, covfefe' mean?
Oh, that's just Trump-Speak--doesn't mean anything...

by YAWA November 5, 2019

knowledge bully

Verb. The process by which an overly-aggressive individual intentionally creates a unilateral condition of conversational dominance while at the same time discounting the extensive experience and wisdom of others also involved in the discourse.

So, I'm makin' a play to administration; I'm tryin' to get all of us a raise based on last years profit and loss statement, improved tax position and overall department production metrics. Then, Mr. Power Boner shows up and tries to knowledge bully me using some bull-shit theory of economic growth projection...we won't be gettin' that raise. What a dick head...

by YAWA February 19, 2019