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When one of the spouses gets a little too bored of their significant other, and their eyes start to wander.
Billy: "How could she DO this to me? How could she be with another man behind my back?!"
Jake: "But dude, don't you also have an Extramarital affair?"
Billy: "SHUT UP! That's not the point!"
Jake: "But dude, don't you also have an Extramarital affair?"
Billy: "SHUT UP! That's not the point!"
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 10, 2020
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It's a societal abuse of divorced men.
It's a societal abuse of divorced men.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 21, 2020
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by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx October 20, 2020
Get the Coronavirus mug.The world's second creepiest looking Jared, behind Jared Kushner.
He was the spokesperson for Subway (The Subway Guy) because he was obese and lost weight by eating subway sandwiches instead of other fast food. He also made a charity called the Jared foundation, which was only to improve his image. From 2010, him, and the chairmen of the Jared foundation, Russell Taylor, went on a spree of child pornography, soliciting minors, and preying on minors. In January of 2015, Russell Taylor was arrested, he would later plead guilty and get 27 years in prison.
After a long FBI investigation, Jared Fogle was arrested in July of 2015, and was later released on a $1 million bail. In August of 2015, he pleaded guilty, and in November of 2015, he was sentenced by a judge to spend between 13 and 15 years in prison. He was taken into custody and has been in prison since November 2015, with early release possibility in November 2028.
He was the spokesperson for Subway (The Subway Guy) because he was obese and lost weight by eating subway sandwiches instead of other fast food. He also made a charity called the Jared foundation, which was only to improve his image. From 2010, him, and the chairmen of the Jared foundation, Russell Taylor, went on a spree of child pornography, soliciting minors, and preying on minors. In January of 2015, Russell Taylor was arrested, he would later plead guilty and get 27 years in prison.
After a long FBI investigation, Jared Fogle was arrested in July of 2015, and was later released on a $1 million bail. In August of 2015, he pleaded guilty, and in November of 2015, he was sentenced by a judge to spend between 13 and 15 years in prison. He was taken into custody and has been in prison since November 2015, with early release possibility in November 2028.
Jared Fogle and Jared Kushner (Donald Trump's son-in-law) are in close competition for the title of the world's creepiest-looking Jared, but Jared Fogle sure wins the title of worlds creepiest-acting Jared.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx January 27, 2021
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Now he is facing aiding and abetting murder charges and may spend up to 40 years in prison. He is being wrongly accused of something he had no experience to control.
He currently is free on bail, but this might change on his March 3 trial date. I hope he wins the trial, because he truly was at the wrong place at the wrong time.
Now he is facing aiding and abetting murder charges and may spend up to 40 years in prison. He is being wrongly accused of something he had no experience to control.
He currently is free on bail, but this might change on his March 3 trial date. I hope he wins the trial, because he truly was at the wrong place at the wrong time.
Thomas Lane is the only innocent cop involved in George Floyd's death, the other three assholes are guilty.
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Do I think he’s racist? No. He married an Asian woman. I think he did the killing just because he was sick of dealing with crackheads. Again, not justifying or downplaying, just my inference. He’s still a murderer. Nonetheless, he’s a free man (at least for now)
Do I think he’s racist? No. He married an Asian woman. I think he did the killing just because he was sick of dealing with crackheads. Again, not justifying or downplaying, just my inference. He’s still a murderer. Nonetheless, he’s a free man (at least for now)
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx October 7, 2020
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