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The dickhead who murdered George Floyd and made all cops look like racist assholes when they, in fact, are not. He killed George Floyd on May 25, 2020, and was charged and arrested a week later. After spending 4 months in state prison, he was released on October 7 after posting a $1 million dollar bond. He is set to stand trial in March of 2021, but in all likelihood the case will be delayed now that he’s out on bail.
Do I think he’s racist? No. He married an Asian woman. I think he did the killing just because he was sick of dealing with crackheads. Again, not justifying or downplaying, just my inference. He’s still a murderer. Nonetheless, he’s a free man (at least for now)
Do I think he’s racist? No. He married an Asian woman. I think he did the killing just because he was sick of dealing with crackheads. Again, not justifying or downplaying, just my inference. He’s still a murderer. Nonetheless, he’s a free man (at least for now)
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx October 7, 2020
Get the Derek Chauvin mug.When you say something or post something on the internet that you regret, and a bunch of people see it and you're embarrassed, you save yourself by saying you got hacked and it wasn't you who posted it. Luckily, this does occasionally happen, so it's a believable story, and no one can hold you accountable for what you said.
James: Posts: Man I'm having a shitty day I hope my boss dies! *regrets the post the next day*
Boss: James, why did you shit talk me on facebook?
James: I got hacked! Chill out!
Boss: James, why did you shit talk me on facebook?
James: I got hacked! Chill out!
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx September 18, 2020
Get the I got hacked! mug.A rural middle class worker who's neck is sunburnt from long hours working on a farm, hence the name redneck.
You know you're a redneck if:
You have a boat in your driveway even if you live 100 miles from the ocean and haven't moved it since you bought it.
You have 15 campers in your yard
You haven't mowed your lawn in 15 years
You have a beat up 1999 pickup truck with trump stickers all over it
You take up two or more parking spots when you park
Your dining room is full of dirty clothes
You disowned your gay son and your feminist daughter
You have 15 dui's but still somehow have your licence
You've been married 5 times and have many illegitimate children
You beat your wife until she threatens you with a gun
Your barn burned down because you left a burning cigar in it
You sit on the porch chainsmoking and chugging beers every night
All your kids are named after confederate war generals
You claim to love America but yet you fly a confederate flag
You're racist
You deny the Holocaust
You use public bathrooms to save on your water bill and toilet paper
You have an antenna up and watch pirated tv stations instead of buying cable
You live in North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Tennessee, Kentucky, West Virginia, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Arkansas, Texas, or Missouri
Your kids don't go to school, instead they get a "real education" by working on your ranch
You claim to be a "real christian" despite being a pothead, alcoholic, and being divorced 5 times and disowning your kids
Your wife weighs more than your 20 kids combined
You have a boat in your driveway even if you live 100 miles from the ocean and haven't moved it since you bought it.
You have 15 campers in your yard
You haven't mowed your lawn in 15 years
You have a beat up 1999 pickup truck with trump stickers all over it
You take up two or more parking spots when you park
Your dining room is full of dirty clothes
You disowned your gay son and your feminist daughter
You have 15 dui's but still somehow have your licence
You've been married 5 times and have many illegitimate children
You beat your wife until she threatens you with a gun
Your barn burned down because you left a burning cigar in it
You sit on the porch chainsmoking and chugging beers every night
All your kids are named after confederate war generals
You claim to love America but yet you fly a confederate flag
You're racist
You deny the Holocaust
You use public bathrooms to save on your water bill and toilet paper
You have an antenna up and watch pirated tv stations instead of buying cable
You live in North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Tennessee, Kentucky, West Virginia, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Arkansas, Texas, or Missouri
Your kids don't go to school, instead they get a "real education" by working on your ranch
You claim to be a "real christian" despite being a pothead, alcoholic, and being divorced 5 times and disowning your kids
Your wife weighs more than your 20 kids combined
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 9, 2020
Get the Redneck mug.When you see a Massachusetts license plate, you better be on high alert. Massholes bring their assholery onto the otherwise peaceful neighboring states Rhode Island, Connecticut, New Hampshire, Vermont, and Maine. They find the need to make extremely dangerous moves. They are the best at demonstrating this on the roads, where they will make extremely dangerous moves just to get ahead one or two car lengths. They will also be very rude to store clerks, waiters, and people passing on the street.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx August 22, 2021
Get the Massholes mug.A New England version of a redneck. Typically from rural southern New England. Though not all are, Swamp Yankees are heavily concentrated in Windham County, CT, and southern Worcester County, MA (the swamp Yankee part of Worcester County is basically a triangle, with one corner at the southern end of Worcester, one in Sturbridge, and one in Milford). They are similar in many ways to rednecks, though are only slightly racist (as compared to very racist rednecks). They can't pronounce the letter R unless it's before a vowel. True Swamp Yankees are a dying breed. They used to be found all over New England but are pretty much only found now in Windham County, CT, and Southern Worcester County, MA.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx January 28, 2022
Get the Swamp Yankee mug.A term New Englanders who reside outside of Massachusetts know very well. They are reckless, careless drivers from Massachusetts who think that they own the road. It’s rare to ever see one use their turn signal.
Connecticut, Rhode Island, New Hampshire, Vermont, and Maine have friendly drivers, and our roads would be perfect if not for the massholes and New Yorkers.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx January 25, 2021
Get the Massholes mug.The bitch who doesn't work because she sucks every penny you earn out of your wallet for child support. She usually never lets you see the kids, but that's fine, if you take her to court, she'll falsely accuse you of sexual abuse.
This just shows how society is willing to jump to conclusions and ruin someone's life just because of what one person said about them. Your ex wife usually does this.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 21, 2020
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