Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx's definitions

Extramarital Affair

When one of the spouses gets a little too bored of their significant other, and their eyes start to wander.

Billy: "How could she DO this to me? How could she be with another man behind my back?!"

Jake: "But dude, don't you also have an Extramarital affair?"

Billy: "SHUT UP! That's not the point!"

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 10, 2020

Prison

Communism. You get free housing, free healthcare, free meals, free to, free recreation, free water, and free soap (just hold on to it tight)

Prison is communism because everything is free and they barely make you work. Great place, just hold on to that soap real tight.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx December 21, 2020

Treaty of Sevres

The treaty that was signed in 1920 which decided the fate of the now collapsing Ottoman Empire’s territories. It partitioned Anatolia between European colonial spheres of influence, newly created countries for ethnic minorities, and what remained of the fallen-from-glory Ottoman Empire. Was partially nullified by the Treaty of Lusanne later on, but generally succeeded in bringing down the Ottoman Empire and creating a modern and secular Turkish state.

The Treaty Of Sevres was the final treaty signed in regards to hostilities from the First World War, arguably bringing it to an end.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 28, 2020

2021

The year I optimistically hope will end the shit show that we've had since 9/11. The most toxic generation of kids is graduating high school in 2020, so it should be getting better. I hope 2021 will start off a generation of peace and prosperity that future generations will cherish, just like us millennials cherish the 90's.

2021 will be a new start hopefully.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 7, 2020

second ex wife

the second bitch who took away half your fortune, meaning you now only have 25% of your money left, half of which your third wife will take away when she divorces you.

my second ex wife stole the kids and half my money, just like my first ex wife.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 21, 2020

Silver Lining

The principle that every bad situation produces something good or teaches some lesson. It is derived from the fact that clouds, even though dark, often have bright silver edges where the sun reflects.

2020 was a terrible year, but the silver lining was I got to do school from the comfort of home, finally wasn't constantly busy, got to play lots and lots of video games, and learned to appreciate a normal world.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx January 4, 2021

Shit

An incredibly flexible light swear word in the English language. It can be used practically anywhere, anytime, and usually unlike hard swears like the F-bomb, the word shit isn't that vulgar, and is often used even in professional situations. It literally means feces, but it's come to be a word used to describe just about anything people don't like.

I'm tired of lugging all this shit back and fourth to school every day
Awww shit! I hit my head!
Oh come on, I stepped in dog shit.
You're a millionaire yet work at McDonalds? You're full of shit!
2020 was quite a shitty year
I forgot my phone, I locked myself out of the car, and I'm gonna be late to work. What a shit show!
I know you're lying to me! Cut the shit!
Holy shit that was a close call!
I know you're plotting to prank me again, you little shit.
I'm tired of all this shit going on at work!
Why would you do that? Shithead!
This guy at work is clueless, he really has shit for brains.
I don't want to work as a plumber. They constantly work in piles of shit.
Bullshit! I'm not doing any of that!
When someone tells me they're smart yet they don't know the 7 continents, I know they're telling a load of horseshit
People who accuse Alabamans of being inbred are basically shitting on the whole state and its people
That shit's cool, I want it.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx January 4, 2021