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Your in-laws are coming to stay

Some of the worst news one can get. Literally makes you dread it for months.

Boss: You’re fired
Me: Damn
Bank: Your bank account has been frozen

Me: Shit!
Sister: hey did your wife tell you that your in-laws are coming to stay?
Me: NOOOOOO!!!!!

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 13, 2020

Montenegro

An underrated Balkan country that most people didn't even know existed until 2006 when it broke away from union with Serbia. They speak their own language (Mutually intelligible with Serbian, Croatian, and Bosnian). It's a very mountainous country. It's got very rich history. It was one of the two nations that founded Yugoslavia, along with Serbia. Very few people know anything about Montenegro. It's underrated and very beautiful.

Montenegro is a historically and culturally rich nation. It was, for a very long time, the only nation in the Balkans that managed to stay outside the control of Austria and the Ottomans.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx February 25, 2021

13th birthday

Basically the day you lose your childhood innocence. You become to old to have fun and people start expecting shit from you. You become a teenager. Your parents realize you’re not their precious baby anymore so their tone towards you changes. You turn from a kid to a teenager. Your 13th birthday is the day you lose your childhood and start getting treated like a grown up. To all you twelve year olds, trust me, it’s not that great, all of us 13+ kids would love to go back to our childhood.

Your 13th birthday is the end of your childhood and the fun and innocence goes right away with it.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx September 7, 2020

2000

The last full year of the roaring 90's, even though some wise ass might point out that it's not literally in the 90's. It was the 90's generation still.

2000 was a year of hope and naive hope for the world to keep going the way it was.

And so it was, until, BOOM, 9/11 happens, we go until a war, the economy crumbles, there's mass shootings, kids become socially fucked up, and the world sucks.

I think all 90's kids will remember 2000 as the last year they can look back on and think "damn, what a time to be alive" It really was. 2000 was a time to be alive. We all naively hoped that the prosperity of the 90's would go on forever. But indeed they didn't, and the Roaring 20's should have taught us that prosperous generations usually come to a very abrupt end with no warning whatsoever. If we're ever lucky enough to live in a prosperous generation like that, just remember, enjoy it while it lasts, because it WILL end abruptly. We've learned that the hard way twice. First in 1929 and then in 2001.

2000 really was a time to be alive. Everyone had a good will, no one was scared, and teenagers weren't so damn dysfunctional and arrogant.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 7, 2020

Iraq war

The mass murder of Iraqis by the us for our damn oil.

Bush killed thousands in the Iraq war

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 13, 2020

Global Warming

If you don’t believe in it, watch a video about Kiribati or Tuvalu or the Maldives. Rising seas are driving people out of their beloved countries. Soon, Florida and most of the US coast will go under. It’s not political, it’s a real problem. This is coming from a conservative, by the way.

Global warming is going to destroy humanity, society needs to get our head out of our ass and do something.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx December 21, 2020

Extramarital Affair

When one of the spouses gets a little too bored of their significant other, and their eyes start to wander.

Billy: "How could she DO this to me? How could she be with another man behind my back?!"

Jake: "But dude, don't you also have an Extramarital affair?"

Billy: "SHUT UP! That's not the point!"

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 10, 2020