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Communism. You get free housing, free healthcare, free meals, free to, free recreation, free water, and free soap (just hold on to it tight)
Prison is communism because everything is free and they barely make you work. Great place, just hold on to that soap real tight.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx December 21, 2020
Get the Prison mug.The year I optimistically hope will end the shit show that we've had since 9/11. The most toxic generation of kids is graduating high school in 2020, so it should be getting better. I hope 2021 will start off a generation of peace and prosperity that future generations will cherish, just like us millennials cherish the 90's.
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Get the Virgin mug.One who lets sensitivity, going with the crowd, and utopian thinking get in the way of common sense. Democrats are the worst of two evils. They believe in socialism, cracking down on free speech with hate speech laws, recognizing the ridiculous and unscientific concept of third genders, and refuse to recognize that unborn children are still children
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Get the Democrat mug.An individual who is so clueless, reckless, stupid, or careless, that it's only a matter of time before they cause serious harm to themselves or someone around them.
Whenever you see a Toyota Corolla with it's back bumper taped together with duck tape pressed on half ass, and the front bumper straight up gone, it's a pretty safe bet that they're a ticking time bomb and they're a terrible driver who needs to be avoided at all costs.
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Get the Orange skin mug.Someone who tries to impress people or be funny but makes an absolute fool of themselves instead. They also tend to screw many simple tasks up. Similar to an asshat, but asshats know this, whereas assclowns have no idea that they are making themselves look stupid.
Andy makes sex jokes that make no sense, thinks farting is funny, thinks he’s cool by doing a single backflip on a trampoline, can’t even pour a glass of water without causing a spill, and has absolutely no clue that everyone thinks he’s a fool. This makes Andy an assclown.
Jake makes terrible jokes, willfully pays no attention to his surroundings when performing tasks, and enjoys making a fool out of himself in front of friends. Jake and his friends know that he’s not actually a fool. This makes Jake an asshat.
Jake makes terrible jokes, willfully pays no attention to his surroundings when performing tasks, and enjoys making a fool out of himself in front of friends. Jake and his friends know that he’s not actually a fool. This makes Jake an asshat.
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