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by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 13, 2020
Get the Iraq war mug.Basically the day you lose your childhood innocence. You become to old to have fun and people start expecting shit from you. You become a teenager. Your parents realize you’re not their precious baby anymore so their tone towards you changes. You turn from a kid to a teenager. Your 13th birthday is the day you lose your childhood and start getting treated like a grown up. To all you twelve year olds, trust me, it’s not that great, all of us 13+ kids would love to go back to our childhood.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx September 7, 2020
Get the 13th birthday mug.An underrated Balkan country that most people didn't even know existed until 2006 when it broke away from union with Serbia. They speak their own language (Mutually intelligible with Serbian, Croatian, and Bosnian). It's a very mountainous country. It's got very rich history. It was one of the two nations that founded Yugoslavia, along with Serbia. Very few people know anything about Montenegro. It's underrated and very beautiful.
Montenegro is a historically and culturally rich nation. It was, for a very long time, the only nation in the Balkans that managed to stay outside the control of Austria and the Ottomans.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx February 25, 2021
Get the Montenegro mug.If you don’t believe in it, watch a video about Kiribati or Tuvalu or the Maldives. Rising seas are driving people out of their beloved countries. Soon, Florida and most of the US coast will go under. It’s not political, it’s a real problem. This is coming from a conservative, by the way.
Global warming is going to destroy humanity, society needs to get our head out of our ass and do something.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx December 21, 2020
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Tou Thao could have intervened and saved George Floyd, but instead he sat there yelling at witnesses. Despite this, he walks as a free man, at least for now.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 27, 2020
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by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 21, 2020
Get the second ex wife mug.When a prisoner is sentenced to spend the rest of their life in prison. A very useless sentence, because once a prisoner gets it, they might as well have the death penalty. Either way they're going to die in prison. There are three types of life sentences.
Life With Parole:
When the prisoner gets sentenced to life, but is eligible for parole release after a certain number of years (usually 25 years). This is the most common sentence, as it ensures the prisoner will have an incentive to behave in prison, and it allows them back into society on strict monitoring. It's not a guarantee, to earn parole, you must behave very well in prison and show that you're worthy of being released.
Life Without Parole:
Life Imprisonment with no parole eligibility. If you get this, you're spending the rest of your days behind bars no matter what, unless you get the governor of your state to grant you clemency. This is hard to do, and the fact that you're likely a murderer isn't going to earn you much sympathy. But, if you truly can convince the governor you've changed, it might be worth a shot.
Practical Life Sentence
Any sentence that is longer than the prisoner will likely live. Generally, sentences higher than 75 years in prison fit this category, as even a young adult likely won't live to see their release date. These are handed out usually when a person has many crimes stacked against them, with no single one worthy of a life sentence, but adding up to like 100 years.
Life With Parole:
When the prisoner gets sentenced to life, but is eligible for parole release after a certain number of years (usually 25 years). This is the most common sentence, as it ensures the prisoner will have an incentive to behave in prison, and it allows them back into society on strict monitoring. It's not a guarantee, to earn parole, you must behave very well in prison and show that you're worthy of being released.
Life Without Parole:
Life Imprisonment with no parole eligibility. If you get this, you're spending the rest of your days behind bars no matter what, unless you get the governor of your state to grant you clemency. This is hard to do, and the fact that you're likely a murderer isn't going to earn you much sympathy. But, if you truly can convince the governor you've changed, it might be worth a shot.
Practical Life Sentence
Any sentence that is longer than the prisoner will likely live. Generally, sentences higher than 75 years in prison fit this category, as even a young adult likely won't live to see their release date. These are handed out usually when a person has many crimes stacked against them, with no single one worthy of a life sentence, but adding up to like 100 years.
Two US states have Abolished Life Imprisonment.
Alaska, which still hands out the practical life sentence of 99 years in prison
Connecticut, which has lowered its maximum prison term from life to 25 years.
Also, some states have abolished life without parole, but still hand out life sentences with parole eligibility. These are:
Rhode Island
New York
Illinois
Washington
Alaska, which still hands out the practical life sentence of 99 years in prison
Connecticut, which has lowered its maximum prison term from life to 25 years.
Also, some states have abolished life without parole, but still hand out life sentences with parole eligibility. These are:
Rhode Island
New York
Illinois
Washington
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