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I got hacked!

When you say something or post something on the internet that you regret, and a bunch of people see it and you're embarrassed, you save yourself by saying you got hacked and it wasn't you who posted it. Luckily, this does occasionally happen, so it's a believable story, and no one can hold you accountable for what you said.
James: Posts: Man I'm having a shitty day I hope my boss dies! *regrets the post the next day*

Boss: James, why did you shit talk me on facebook?

James: I got hacked! Chill out!
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx September 18, 2020
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Massholes

When you see a Massachusetts license plate, you better be on high alert. Massholes bring their assholery onto the otherwise peaceful neighboring states Rhode Island, Connecticut, New Hampshire, Vermont, and Maine. They find the need to make extremely dangerous moves. They are the best at demonstrating this on the roads, where they will make extremely dangerous moves just to get ahead one or two car lengths. They will also be very rude to store clerks, waiters, and people passing on the street.
Man I'm sick of all these massholes coming to Maine and being menaces on the roadways.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx August 22, 2021
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Orange skin

Orange skin is the offensive term for Pacific Islanders and aboriginal Australians
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 14, 2020
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Ticking Time Bomb

An individual who is so clueless, reckless, stupid, or careless, that it's only a matter of time before they cause serious harm to themselves or someone around them.
Whenever you see a Toyota Corolla with it's back bumper taped together with duck tape pressed on half ass, and the front bumper straight up gone, it's a pretty safe bet that they're a ticking time bomb and they're a terrible driver who needs to be avoided at all costs.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx December 23, 2020
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Virgin

Something I am because I’m an unmarried Christian male.
I’m a Virgin because I’m religiously prohibited from engaging in premarital sex.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx August 26, 2020
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Silver Lining

The principle that every bad situation produces something good or teaches some lesson. It is derived from the fact that clouds, even though dark, often have bright silver edges where the sun reflects.
2020 was a terrible year, but the silver lining was I got to do school from the comfort of home, finally wasn't constantly busy, got to play lots and lots of video games, and learned to appreciate a normal world.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx January 4, 2021
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Apophis Squad

A minecraft hacker group who extorted, swatted, and even did bomb threats to many people. They had many members, including the leader, named George. The group died down in 2019. They were known for many attacks on Minecraft HCF servers, most notable of which was VeltPVP

George was arrested in June of 2018 for swatting schools in the UK and for many series of bomb threats. In July of 2018, he was released on £250,000 bail, with conditions that he must reside within the UK and that he not join or have contact with any victims or VeltPVP. He pleaded not guilty to bomb threat charges. In September of 2018, it was decided that there was sufficient evidence to bring him to trial for the crimes. After many delays, his trial began on January 7, 2020, and on January 21, 2020, he was found guilty of all charges. He was placed on house arrest pending formal sentencing. On March 29, 2020, George was sentenced to spend between 30 and 45 years in prison without the possibility of parole. On July 13, 2020, George's conviction was overturned, and he was freed from prison. He negotiated a plea bargain for his new trial for 3-7 years in prison, though he has yet to be sentenced for this.
Apophis Squad all deserve to go to jail.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx September 20, 2020
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