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The dickhead who decided to put his knee on George Floyd's neck for 7 minutes and 46 seconds. He did this with extreme indifference for human life. George Floyd, despite being on drugs, was clearly struggling for his life, but this dickhead kept his knee on Mr. Floyd's neck until the paramedics came. He made all cops look like racist assholes, when, in fact, the amount of racist cops is proportional to the amount of racist people in the population. He is currently free on a $1 million dollar bail and is scheduled for trial on March 7, although in all likelihood, this will be delayed. He'll probably be spending 20+ years behind bars, but Minnesota law does not allow for a life sentence in his case, only a maximum of 40 years.
Derek Chauvin should never have been a cop. He demonstrated extreme indifference to human life with his stupid reckless move. And he had almost 8 minutes to think about what he was doing and stop.
Despite this, Derek Chauvin is a free man (at least for now)
Despite this, Derek Chauvin is a free man (at least for now)
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx October 8, 2020
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Prince Harry had a guaranteed great life of fortune before he was even born. I don't want to hear him say the system oppressed him.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 4, 2021
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Most of them are complete assholes who have no consideration for politeness or the law. Some of them are just plain stupid and oblivious. Bad drivers usually think they're good, and get butthurt when someone confronts them by honking at them.
Now, I'm not being sexist or anything, but bad drivers tend to be dis proportionally women. On the other hand, asshole drivers tend to be men. Female bad drivers tend to just be clueless, while male bad drivers tend to be assholes who know that they're doing a bad job but don't care because it only harms others.
Most of them are complete assholes who have no consideration for politeness or the law. Some of them are just plain stupid and oblivious. Bad drivers usually think they're good, and get butthurt when someone confronts them by honking at them.
Now, I'm not being sexist or anything, but bad drivers tend to be dis proportionally women. On the other hand, asshole drivers tend to be men. Female bad drivers tend to just be clueless, while male bad drivers tend to be assholes who know that they're doing a bad job but don't care because it only harms others.
These bad drivers cut me off and stand at green lights when all I want to do is drive to work. DMV needs to stop issuing licences to these assholes.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 21, 2020
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Tou Thao could have intervened and saved George Floyd, but instead he sat there yelling at witnesses. Despite this, he walks as a free man, at least for now.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 27, 2020
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You know you're a redneck if:
You have a boat in your driveway even if you live 100 miles from the ocean and haven't moved it since you bought it.
You have 15 campers in your yard
You haven't mowed your lawn in 15 years
You have a beat up 1999 pickup truck with trump stickers all over it
You take up two or more parking spots when you park
Your dining room is full of dirty clothes
You disowned your gay son and your feminist daughter
You have 15 dui's but still somehow have your licence
You've been married 5 times and have many illegitimate children
You beat your wife until she threatens you with a gun
Your barn burned down because you left a burning cigar in it
You sit on the porch chainsmoking and chugging beers every night
All your kids are named after confederate war generals
You claim to love America but yet you fly a confederate flag
You're racist
You deny the Holocaust
You use public bathrooms to save on your water bill and toilet paper
You have an antenna up and watch pirated tv stations instead of buying cable
You live in North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Tennessee, Kentucky, West Virginia, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Arkansas, Texas, or Missouri
Your kids don't go to school, instead they get a "real education" by working on your ranch
You claim to be a "real christian" despite being a pothead, alcoholic, and being divorced 5 times and disowning your kids
Your wife weighs more than your 20 kids combined
You have a boat in your driveway even if you live 100 miles from the ocean and haven't moved it since you bought it.
You have 15 campers in your yard
You haven't mowed your lawn in 15 years
You have a beat up 1999 pickup truck with trump stickers all over it
You take up two or more parking spots when you park
Your dining room is full of dirty clothes
You disowned your gay son and your feminist daughter
You have 15 dui's but still somehow have your licence
You've been married 5 times and have many illegitimate children
You beat your wife until she threatens you with a gun
Your barn burned down because you left a burning cigar in it
You sit on the porch chainsmoking and chugging beers every night
All your kids are named after confederate war generals
You claim to love America but yet you fly a confederate flag
You're racist
You deny the Holocaust
You use public bathrooms to save on your water bill and toilet paper
You have an antenna up and watch pirated tv stations instead of buying cable
You live in North Carolina, South Carolina, Georgia, Tennessee, Kentucky, West Virginia, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana, Arkansas, Texas, or Missouri
Your kids don't go to school, instead they get a "real education" by working on your ranch
You claim to be a "real christian" despite being a pothead, alcoholic, and being divorced 5 times and disowning your kids
Your wife weighs more than your 20 kids combined
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 9, 2020
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James: Posts: Man I'm having a shitty day I hope my boss dies! *regrets the post the next day*
Boss: James, why did you shit talk me on facebook?
James: I got hacked! Chill out!
Boss: James, why did you shit talk me on facebook?
James: I got hacked! Chill out!
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx September 18, 2020
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That's 75% of divorces. The other 25% are for good reason, like abuse, drugs, or infidelity, but most divorces are over stupid shit that the couple could just grow up and overcome.'
Also, only an idiot can have a divorce more than once.
That's 75% of divorces. The other 25% are for good reason, like abuse, drugs, or infidelity, but most divorces are over stupid shit that the couple could just grow up and overcome.'
Also, only an idiot can have a divorce more than once.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 11, 2020
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