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The useless asshole you finally divorced after years of you doing everything for him and him treating you like a maid, and him being constantly drunk.
Jane: My ex husband is stalking me
Sally: Why the fuck did you even marry him? He's a low life! You should have known!
Sally: Why the fuck did you even marry him? He's a low life! You should have known!
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx July 7, 2020
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Connecticut, Rhode Island, New Hampshire, Vermont, and Maine have friendly drivers, and our roads would be perfect if not for the massholes and New Yorkers.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx January 25, 2021
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This just shows how society is willing to jump to conclusions and ruin someone's life just because of what one person said about them. Your ex wife usually does this.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 21, 2020
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Whenever you see a Toyota Corolla with it's back bumper taped together with duck tape pressed on half ass, and the front bumper straight up gone, it's a pretty safe bet that they're a ticking time bomb and they're a terrible driver who needs to be avoided at all costs.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx December 23, 2020
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2020 was a terrible year, but the silver lining was I got to do school from the comfort of home, finally wasn't constantly busy, got to play lots and lots of video games, and learned to appreciate a normal world.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx January 4, 2021
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I'm tired of lugging all this shit back and fourth to school every day
Awww shit! I hit my head!
Oh come on, I stepped in dog shit.
You're a millionaire yet work at McDonalds? You're full of shit!
2020 was quite a shitty year
I forgot my phone, I locked myself out of the car, and I'm gonna be late to work. What a shit show!
I know you're lying to me! Cut the shit!
Holy shit that was a close call!
I know you're plotting to prank me again, you little shit.
I'm tired of all this shit going on at work!
Why would you do that? Shithead!
This guy at work is clueless, he really has shit for brains.
I don't want to work as a plumber. They constantly work in piles of shit.
Bullshit! I'm not doing any of that!
When someone tells me they're smart yet they don't know the 7 continents, I know they're telling a load of horseshit
People who accuse Alabamans of being inbred are basically shitting on the whole state and its people
That shit's cool, I want it.
Awww shit! I hit my head!
Oh come on, I stepped in dog shit.
You're a millionaire yet work at McDonalds? You're full of shit!
2020 was quite a shitty year
I forgot my phone, I locked myself out of the car, and I'm gonna be late to work. What a shit show!
I know you're lying to me! Cut the shit!
Holy shit that was a close call!
I know you're plotting to prank me again, you little shit.
I'm tired of all this shit going on at work!
Why would you do that? Shithead!
This guy at work is clueless, he really has shit for brains.
I don't want to work as a plumber. They constantly work in piles of shit.
Bullshit! I'm not doing any of that!
When someone tells me they're smart yet they don't know the 7 continents, I know they're telling a load of horseshit
People who accuse Alabamans of being inbred are basically shitting on the whole state and its people
That shit's cool, I want it.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx January 4, 2021
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