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Someone who rudely eats really loud, and doesn't respect basic manners. If you're a loud eater, you do these things.
1. Always eat and chew with your mouth wide open.
2. Talk while chewing.
3. Slurp whenever you drink a beverage.
4. Loudly bite your spoon or fork when using it.
5. Every time you open your mouth, loudly take a deep breath.
6. Get a good nice "ahhh" whenever you finish sipping your beverage
7. Burp at least a few times.
8. Lick your face and fingers to get all the food off it. Napkins are for losers.
9. Every time you put food in your mouth, loudly drop your silverware so it makes a "bang" on your plate.
10. If you're having soup, let plenty of it drip down into your bowl so it sounds like a nice waterfall.
1. Always eat and chew with your mouth wide open.
2. Talk while chewing.
3. Slurp whenever you drink a beverage.
4. Loudly bite your spoon or fork when using it.
5. Every time you open your mouth, loudly take a deep breath.
6. Get a good nice "ahhh" whenever you finish sipping your beverage
7. Burp at least a few times.
8. Lick your face and fingers to get all the food off it. Napkins are for losers.
9. Every time you put food in your mouth, loudly drop your silverware so it makes a "bang" on your plate.
10. If you're having soup, let plenty of it drip down into your bowl so it sounds like a nice waterfall.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx February 1, 2021
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George was arrested in June of 2018 for swatting schools in the UK and for many series of bomb threats. In July of 2018, he was released on £250,000 bail, with conditions that he must reside within the UK and that he not join or have contact with any victims or VeltPVP. He pleaded not guilty to bomb threat charges. In September of 2018, it was decided that there was sufficient evidence to bring him to trial for the crimes. After many delays, his trial began on January 7, 2020, and on January 21, 2020, he was found guilty of all charges. He was placed on house arrest pending formal sentencing. On March 29, 2020, George was sentenced to spend between 30 and 45 years in prison without the possibility of parole. On July 13, 2020, George's conviction was overturned, and he was freed from prison. He negotiated a plea bargain for his new trial for 3-7 years in prison, though he has yet to be sentenced for this.
George was arrested in June of 2018 for swatting schools in the UK and for many series of bomb threats. In July of 2018, he was released on £250,000 bail, with conditions that he must reside within the UK and that he not join or have contact with any victims or VeltPVP. He pleaded not guilty to bomb threat charges. In September of 2018, it was decided that there was sufficient evidence to bring him to trial for the crimes. After many delays, his trial began on January 7, 2020, and on January 21, 2020, he was found guilty of all charges. He was placed on house arrest pending formal sentencing. On March 29, 2020, George was sentenced to spend between 30 and 45 years in prison without the possibility of parole. On July 13, 2020, George's conviction was overturned, and he was freed from prison. He negotiated a plea bargain for his new trial for 3-7 years in prison, though he has yet to be sentenced for this.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx September 20, 2020
Get the Apophis Squad mug.Someone who tries to impress people or be funny but makes an absolute fool of themselves instead. They also tend to screw many simple tasks up. Similar to an asshat, but asshats know this, whereas assclowns have no idea that they are making themselves look stupid.
Andy makes sex jokes that make no sense, thinks farting is funny, thinks he’s cool by doing a single backflip on a trampoline, can’t even pour a glass of water without causing a spill, and has absolutely no clue that everyone thinks he’s a fool. This makes Andy an assclown.
Jake makes terrible jokes, willfully pays no attention to his surroundings when performing tasks, and enjoys making a fool out of himself in front of friends. Jake and his friends know that he’s not actually a fool. This makes Jake an asshat.
Jake makes terrible jokes, willfully pays no attention to his surroundings when performing tasks, and enjoys making a fool out of himself in front of friends. Jake and his friends know that he’s not actually a fool. This makes Jake an asshat.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx December 5, 2020
Get the Assclown mug.The principle that every bad situation produces something good or teaches some lesson. It is derived from the fact that clouds, even though dark, often have bright silver edges where the sun reflects.
2020 was a terrible year, but the silver lining was I got to do school from the comfort of home, finally wasn't constantly busy, got to play lots and lots of video games, and learned to appreciate a normal world.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx January 4, 2021
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I'm tired of lugging all this shit back and fourth to school every day
Awww shit! I hit my head!
Oh come on, I stepped in dog shit.
You're a millionaire yet work at McDonalds? You're full of shit!
2020 was quite a shitty year
I forgot my phone, I locked myself out of the car, and I'm gonna be late to work. What a shit show!
I know you're lying to me! Cut the shit!
Holy shit that was a close call!
I know you're plotting to prank me again, you little shit.
I'm tired of all this shit going on at work!
Why would you do that? Shithead!
This guy at work is clueless, he really has shit for brains.
I don't want to work as a plumber. They constantly work in piles of shit.
Bullshit! I'm not doing any of that!
When someone tells me they're smart yet they don't know the 7 continents, I know they're telling a load of horseshit
People who accuse Alabamans of being inbred are basically shitting on the whole state and its people
That shit's cool, I want it.
Awww shit! I hit my head!
Oh come on, I stepped in dog shit.
You're a millionaire yet work at McDonalds? You're full of shit!
2020 was quite a shitty year
I forgot my phone, I locked myself out of the car, and I'm gonna be late to work. What a shit show!
I know you're lying to me! Cut the shit!
Holy shit that was a close call!
I know you're plotting to prank me again, you little shit.
I'm tired of all this shit going on at work!
Why would you do that? Shithead!
This guy at work is clueless, he really has shit for brains.
I don't want to work as a plumber. They constantly work in piles of shit.
Bullshit! I'm not doing any of that!
When someone tells me they're smart yet they don't know the 7 continents, I know they're telling a load of horseshit
People who accuse Alabamans of being inbred are basically shitting on the whole state and its people
That shit's cool, I want it.
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