Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx's definitions
An absolute amazing instrument in a car. A very simple yet useful instrument which is BUILT to allow you to warn other drivers of danger, but really is 90% of the time used to tell another driver that they're an asshole.
A WARN Honk is usually two or three short taps on the horn, followed by holding the horn down if it doesn't get the attention of the driver.
A "you're a dick" honk is usually held down for about 1-3 seconds to clearly inform someone that they've pissed you off.
A "GO!" Honk for someone sitting at a green light is usually 2 short taps on the horn.
A WARN Honk is usually two or three short taps on the horn, followed by holding the horn down if it doesn't get the attention of the driver.
A "you're a dick" honk is usually held down for about 1-3 seconds to clearly inform someone that they've pissed you off.
A "GO!" Honk for someone sitting at a green light is usually 2 short taps on the horn.
I honk my car horn when some jackass decides to cheat traffic and cut into my lane from a turn only lane. They deserve to be honked at because they need to be told that they're not special and they're an asshole for cutting the line when the rest of us wait.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 10, 2020
Get the Car Hornmug. Something you say to someone when they need to stop procrastinating and/or willfully ignoring problems around them that need to be solved. When someone is willfully slacking off, this is a great term to use.
When someone has their head in their ass, it means they're intentionally avoiding the subject of problems that need to be fixed, or they're intentionally making themselves ignorant of a problem. People do this because they think the problem may just disappear, but it never will, that's just life. You have to confront your troubles, not ignore them.
When someone has their head in their ass, it means they're intentionally avoiding the subject of problems that need to be fixed, or they're intentionally making themselves ignorant of a problem. People do this because they think the problem may just disappear, but it never will, that's just life. You have to confront your troubles, not ignore them.
Mom: Jake, how's homework and school going?
Jake: I don't know I'm just taking a nap
Mom: It's 10PM, have you even started today's homework?!?
Jake: No mom it's fine
Mom: NO Jake, it's not fine, Pull your head out of your ass and get to work, or else you're gonna end up being a failure and a drug addict just like your disowned half brother!
Jake: FINE Mom!
Jake: I don't know I'm just taking a nap
Mom: It's 10PM, have you even started today's homework?!?
Jake: No mom it's fine
Mom: NO Jake, it's not fine, Pull your head out of your ass and get to work, or else you're gonna end up being a failure and a drug addict just like your disowned half brother!
Jake: FINE Mom!
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 21, 2020
Get the Pull your head out of your assmug. A year before a presidential election in which no one can get along, everyone is divided, cancel culture is rampant, and it seems endless until the day after the winner is announced and we go back to being normal for 3 years until the next election year.
by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 2, 2020
Get the Election yearmug.