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Ghost Sound

When you’re absolutely sure you just heard some random noise, but no one around you heard it, and it confuses you and makes you question your sanity.

What did I just head? No one around me heard anything. Must be a ghost sound.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx December 21, 2020

Sister-in-law

The woman who doesn’t come to your wedding because she has more important things to do, yet expects you to pay for half of her wedding and will upend the entire family unless she gets her way. She is usually supported by your mother-in-law who somehow always takes her side in every possible argument.

Your sister-in-law thinks she’s entitled to you paying for half her wedding yet she has the audacity to not even come to your wedding.

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx November 13, 2020

Pull your head out of your ass

Something you say to someone when they need to stop procrastinating and/or willfully ignoring problems around them that need to be solved. When someone is willfully slacking off, this is a great term to use.

When someone has their head in their ass, it means they're intentionally avoiding the subject of problems that need to be fixed, or they're intentionally making themselves ignorant of a problem. People do this because they think the problem may just disappear, but it never will, that's just life. You have to confront your troubles, not ignore them.

Mom: Jake, how's homework and school going?

Jake: I don't know I'm just taking a nap

Mom: It's 10PM, have you even started today's homework?!?

Jake: No mom it's fine

Mom: NO Jake, it's not fine, Pull your head out of your ass and get to work, or else you're gonna end up being a failure and a drug addict just like your disowned half brother!

Jake: FINE Mom!

by Xxxxxxxxfanboyxxxxxxxxxx June 21, 2020