5 definitions by XxSADNESSxX
{FROM PREMIUM DEFINITION}
Me: “You good?”
Friend: “Noo..”
Me: “Cool” (walks away like nothing happened*)
AT SCHOOL
Friend: “Hey wanna go surfing?”
Me: “Sure..?”
Friend: “cool”
LATER
Friend: “Yoooooo!”
Me: “Yooooo... I’ve never been surfing before... is it hard..?”
Friend: “Nahhh..” (MIND: Yesss! I’ll have vengeance!*)
Me: “cool.. after you..?”
Friend: “Okay.” (goes and does super chill trick*)
Me: “WOW. That was super chill.”
Friend: “Your turn!” (pushes me into water on surf board*)
Me: “$#@!” (accidental does premium trick*)
Friend: “Wha- How!?!?!”
Me: “I don’t know. You know I knew this was for vengeance right. I ain’t stup.”
Friend: (runs away*) (plays Pity Party by Melanie Martinez*)
Me: “You good?”
Friend: “Noo..”
Me: “Cool” (walks away like nothing happened*)
AT SCHOOL
Friend: “Hey wanna go surfing?”
Me: “Sure..?”
Friend: “cool”
LATER
Friend: “Yoooooo!”
Me: “Yooooo... I’ve never been surfing before... is it hard..?”
Friend: “Nahhh..” (MIND: Yesss! I’ll have vengeance!*)
Me: “cool.. after you..?”
Friend: “Okay.” (goes and does super chill trick*)
Me: “WOW. That was super chill.”
Friend: “Your turn!” (pushes me into water on surf board*)
Me: “$#@!” (accidental does premium trick*)
Friend: “Wha- How!?!?!”
Me: “I don’t know. You know I knew this was for vengeance right. I ain’t stup.”
Friend: (runs away*) (plays Pity Party by Melanie Martinez*)
by XxSADNESSxX December 10, 2019
—• 1 •—
Guy1: “She sent me a yellow heart to show that she’s not interested in my in a romantic way..”
Guy2: “Oof”
—• 2 •—
She put my name with yellow hearts
Her favorite color like the stars
I didn't listen very hard
When she told me she was crazy from the start
She put my name with yellow hearts
I said she was a work of art
I didn't listen very hard
When she told me she was crazy from the start
She put yellow hearts around my name
I thought they were all just the same
To you, what do they really mean?
Have you only been playing games? Yeah
—• Couldn’t put the whole lyrics because the max is 1500 •—
Guy1: “She sent me a yellow heart to show that she’s not interested in my in a romantic way..”
Guy2: “Oof”
—• 2 •—
She put my name with yellow hearts
Her favorite color like the stars
I didn't listen very hard
When she told me she was crazy from the start
She put my name with yellow hearts
I said she was a work of art
I didn't listen very hard
When she told me she was crazy from the start
She put yellow hearts around my name
I thought they were all just the same
To you, what do they really mean?
Have you only been playing games? Yeah
—• Couldn’t put the whole lyrics because the max is 1500 •—
by XxSADNESSxX April 24, 2020
Sevies: (sees eighth grader)
Sevie1: “Hey look it’s an 8 hole!”
Sevie2 & 3: “Yeahhh!”
8 hole: “Ya sevies. Just wait until next year. I’ll be a freshmen and you’ll be a 8 hole.”
Sevies: “HA. That’ll never happen!”
———————————————————————
1 yr later
NEW 8 holes (old sevies): (crying*)
8 hole1: (sniff sniff*) “I can’t believe that 8 hole was right!”
8 hole1 & 2: “Yeah!”
NEW Freshmen (old 8 hole): (laughing*) “I told you! Now just wait until the new sevies see you! HA!”
8 hole3: “Do you mean a sixlet?”
NEW Sevie1 (old sixlet): “HA. LOOK AT THOSE 8 HOLES!”
8 holes: “SEVIES!”
Sevies: “EIGHT HOLES!”
(sevies and 8 holes fighting*)
Sevie1: “Hey look it’s an 8 hole!”
Sevie2 & 3: “Yeahhh!”
8 hole: “Ya sevies. Just wait until next year. I’ll be a freshmen and you’ll be a 8 hole.”
Sevies: “HA. That’ll never happen!”
———————————————————————
1 yr later
NEW 8 holes (old sevies): (crying*)
8 hole1: (sniff sniff*) “I can’t believe that 8 hole was right!”
8 hole1 & 2: “Yeah!”
NEW Freshmen (old 8 hole): (laughing*) “I told you! Now just wait until the new sevies see you! HA!”
8 hole3: “Do you mean a sixlet?”
NEW Sevie1 (old sixlet): “HA. LOOK AT THOSE 8 HOLES!”
8 holes: “SEVIES!”
Sevies: “EIGHT HOLES!”
(sevies and 8 holes fighting*)
by XxSADNESSxX November 28, 2019
A video game that has you kill “monsters” or behemoths to craft weapons and armor. Another reason that your bae might get mad at you. Way better than Fortnite.
Girl1: “My bae won’t text me back”
Girl2: “OMG. Why!??”
Girl3: “Yeah! Why!??”
Girl1: “They won’t stop playing Dauntless. Whatever that is.” (Gets text*)
Girl2: “Who texted you?”
Girl3: “Was it your bae?”
Girl1: (sigh*) “Yep. They said that they were busy fighting a Shrowd..?”
Girl3: “Maybe you should break up with them and get a new bae.”
All 3 girls: “TOTALLY.”
Girl2: “OMG. Why!??”
Girl3: “Yeah! Why!??”
Girl1: “They won’t stop playing Dauntless. Whatever that is.” (Gets text*)
Girl2: “Who texted you?”
Girl3: “Was it your bae?”
Girl1: (sigh*) “Yep. They said that they were busy fighting a Shrowd..?”
Girl3: “Maybe you should break up with them and get a new bae.”
All 3 girls: “TOTALLY.”
by XxSADNESSxX November 28, 2019
Friend: “Yoooo broooo that trick you did on your skateboard was soooo PREMIUM!”
Me: “Yep” B ) “Your turn.”
Friend: “Wait... WHA-“
Me: (chuckles and pushes friend on skateboard*)
Friend: (falls on face*)
Me: “oof”
Friend: (dies slowly*)
Me: “You good?”
Friend: “Noo..”
Me: “Cool” (walks away like nothing happened*)
Me: “Yep” B ) “Your turn.”
Friend: “Wait... WHA-“
Me: (chuckles and pushes friend on skateboard*)
Friend: (falls on face*)
Me: “oof”
Friend: (dies slowly*)
Me: “You good?”
Friend: “Noo..”
Me: “Cool” (walks away like nothing happened*)
by XxSADNESSxX December 10, 2019