5 definitions by Xool314

transitive verb: a large woman calling or a texting a person non-stop after sleeping with him/her
I have to get a new phone number," Gary said, "Monique won't stop fat-chicking me!
by Xool314 April 26, 2011
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Laughing My Whole Ass Off - when a comment is so funny, you have to laugh your entire ass off
Alex: yess exactly. then hopefully one of them call tell me "good luck" and i play it back for them right before i kick their asses

Emily: LMWAO!
by Xool314 December 6, 2011
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"I'm so tired, and I don't have my work done for today," John whined. "Well, you shouldn't have been poking the pork all night!" Emily replied.
by Xool314 April 26, 2011
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a phrase to describe when one's patience with a topic or person has exceeded reasonable tolerance
"I've had it up to there with that class!"
by Xool314 November 16, 2011
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adj. Used to describe a man who has been sufficiently trained so that you can allow him in your house
"C'mon, baby, let me come up."

"No, you haven't been house-trained yet."
by Xool314 April 20, 2012
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