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2020

A year that arrives in less than an hour, in which I will make the worst of my life. I plan to mentally and physically torture myself. I will do anything to make myself single and block out those girls with my female shield. If any human gets anywhere near close to me, I will stab them with a gun. If a female approaches me, I will make sure to poop in the center of their head and throw them into the ceiling fan if I even can after eating tons of chocolate candy I’m allergic to and getting fat off of them. I will proceed and repeat until 2021 is here, and I will take this oppurtunity of 2020 being current to destroy my social life and replace it with a lack of popularity and a commonly classified-as-me “socially awkward” character trait and for me to me recognized as the ultra-weird&awkward boy.
Someone else: “I’m planning to have a great 2020 and I have a perfect resolution set!”
Me: “I’m planning to have a terrible 2020 and I have a perfect resolution set.”
by Xexdeh December 31, 2019
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Cheerios

Edible solid substance used so people can submerge their penises into it.
Me: "Let's play swords in this box of cheerios!"
Everyone: "Yeah!
by Xexdeh January 1, 2020
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Titstrip

“Yo my dude! Out here barbecuin’ some titstrips, lemme know if you want any!”
by Xexdeh December 31, 2019
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nuget

big fat juicy food that taste rly good
i like to shove this juicy fruit down my esophagus
"Yo whatchu got for dinna tonight?"
"Nugets, bro!"
"Dude, I'm jealous!"
by Xexdeh December 31, 2019
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96 backwards

Did you know that 96 backwards is 69?! LOL IT VERY FUNY but pls no tell mommy she spank and beat me verii hARRD OOOW OOWW OWW

i was jk 96 backwards is actually xis-ytenin LLOLOL get trolled LOOL
"Did you know that 96 backwards is xis-ytenin?"
"No i thought it was 69 loool"
"No bro!!! you has BADDD mind"
"wait wat it is??!/1?/??"
by Xexdeh December 31, 2019
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cornhub

cornhub.com is a website that shows many different types of corn. On the cob, and whatever you prefer!
"I pick out my corn on cornhub!"
"Penis!"
by Xexdeh January 1, 2020
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Mighty Wist

A wildly epileptic dog (valley bulldog)
by Xexdeh October 1, 2020
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