Xexdeh's definitions
A year that arrives in less than an hour, in which I will make the worst of my life. I plan to mentally and physically torture myself. I will do anything to make myself single and block out those girls with my female shield. If any human gets anywhere near close to me, I will stab them with a gun. If a female approaches me, I will make sure to poop in the center of their head and throw them into the ceiling fan if I even can after eating tons of chocolate candy I’m allergic to and getting fat off of them. I will proceed and repeat until 2021 is here, and I will take this oppurtunity of 2020 being current to destroy my social life and replace it with a lack of popularity and a commonly classified-as-me “socially awkward” character trait and for me to me recognized as the ultra-weird&awkward boy.
Someone else: “I’m planning to have a great 2020 and I have a perfect resolution set!”
Me: “I’m planning to have a terrible 2020 and I have a perfect resolution set.”
Me: “I’m planning to have a terrible 2020 and I have a perfect resolution set.”
by Xexdeh December 31, 2019
Get the 2020mug. when you pick up a guy and place him on your penis standing up but his back is to the ground horizontal to you and your you hold him by his armpits and his feet are in your mouth and he is masturbating and ejaculating all over himself and then he starts pooping while your penis is in his butt and you can't see your penis anymore because it is covered in brown so he grabs the poop off of it and rubs it all over his penis and keeps masturbating with the poop while you both spit on it and when he starts bleeding from anal penetration it goes all over your penis with the poop and then everyone explodes with semen as you jump and fall to the ground and ground pound him as hard as you can and then everyone starts ejaculating and pooping and blooding and peeing and spitting and smearing it all over each other
Today in class I took off all my clothes and went ham and started runting all of the children and the teacher
by Xexdeh December 24, 2024
Get the runtmug. by Xexdeh January 1, 2020
Get the Black Holemug. The term used to describe a special individual.
A “Double D” is when you have two penisses. Two more and you’re just a female cow.
A “Double D” is when you have two penisses. Two more and you’re just a female cow.
by Xexdeh December 31, 2019
Get the Double Dmug. cornhub.com is a website that shows many different types of corn. On the cob, and whatever you prefer!
by Xexdeh January 1, 2020
Get the cornhubmug. a turtle with a shell made of brown solid substance that is smeared all over that green hexagonal mushroom above a turtle's skinny, slimy jello body
by Xexdeh January 11, 2020
Get the turdlemug. by Xexdeh December 31, 2019
Get the nugetmug.