A party held during seasonal times, like Christmas, that involves heavy drinking, sex, and of course it's not a party unless there are drugs. Usuallly held be teenagers who know nothing but how to get completely shit faced.
You know you've been to a Jingle Jam, no example is needed, but then again you probably don't remember it, so here it goes.. It's that magical party held once a year by your tweaker friend as a way to get all those hot chicks to his house so he can legally mouth rape them with mistletoe. Remember, he told everyone to bring there own weed cuz he got tired of having to split it with everyone, but still ended up using most of everyon else's weed. Later on he ended up having a three-way with your sister and your girlfriend. Good times.. Good times...
by Xero _ Manifest December 14, 2010
Get the Jingle Jammug. When a person dies as a result of performing stupid stunts, or anything else that a someone of more common sense wouldn't do.
Guy 1: Did you here about that guy who died trying to resusitate a liger? Guy 2: Yeah, poor bastard, it tore his face right off, raped him, and then ate him. Guy 1: It's a shame really, just another death by self stupidity..
by Xero _ Manifest November 01, 2010
Get the Death by self stupiditymug. A state of mind where one finds themselves so bored in their home that they start to crave snack food for no reason. Everyone's had that feeling before, one minuite you're sitting on the couch, and next you're in the kitchen wondering why you went in there. Also one of the leading cases of obesity among Mexican American children.
Fatass: It's so hard to lose weight, the damn wonder bites keep getting to me. Black Guy: That's why we need to get you in another state of mind brotha, here smoke this shit....
by Xero _ Manifest November 10, 2010
Get the Wonder Bitesmug. December 26th, the day after Christmas. The day where nobody has the energy or will power to get there hung over asses out of bed after a hard night of drinking, present opening, face stuffing, fucking (if your lucky), disapointment, and in some cases humiliation and shame. A day that is usually celebrated by staying in bed till 4 and finally getting up only to spend the rest of the day vomiting your guts out.
Guy1: Christmas is gonna be awsome this year!!!! Guy2: Hell yeah!!!! But fuck man, I sure ain't looking forward to National Hangover Day... Guy1: Fuck it, we'll just be in bed all day anyways, so no need to worry about it.
by Xero _ Manifest December 25, 2010
Get the National Hangover Daymug. A natural repellent that certain females tend to excrete. It causes males to be driven away from said female, resulting in her lack of sex. Examples of penis repellent are but are not limited to: being but ugly, smelling like rancid pussy, or even if she is the sexiest person you've ever seen, she may be a total bitch. That alone qualifies as instant penis repellent
Rndm Guy: Look! I don't care how fucking sexy you may be, you need to drop that bitch attitude if you ever want to stop excreting penis repellent!!!!! *Sexy chick flashes tits* Rndm Guy: Your wish is my command...
by Xero _ Manifest January 20, 2011
Get the Penis Repellentmug. When at a party you get stoned out of your fucking mind and start hallucinating about the most random shit like seeing people as cavemen, and seeing dinosaurs for no damn reason. Only way to get this stoned is to get really creative with drug combinations, like taking acid with a snort of coke,a hit of Mary Jane, and meth
Guy1: What the hell was up with you last night at Lucy's party? Stoner: I don't even know, all I remember about last night was a dream I had about knocking out a caveman. I must have been partying like it's 19million B.C. Guy1: That wasn't a dream, you hit Gary in the face with a bat!!
by Xero _ Manifest October 21, 2010
Get the Partying Like It's 19million B.Cmug. Engineering things out of thin air. A conjunction between the words imaginary and engineering. Basically used to describe how people first say that something will be made or done, then actually get down to doing it.
A classic example of imagineering in action is how America is "dealing" with its financial crisis by just making more money without logically thinking about all of the consequences that will follow. Tsk tsk America, you be fuckin up.
by Xero _ Manifest December 24, 2010
Get the Imagineeringmug.