Definitions by Xero _ Manifest
Douchebag Of The Year Award
A fictional award given out during the fictional awards ceremony known as the E.M.M.Ys. It is awarded to the one person every year who showed the most extreme douchbagary throughout the year.
The Douchebag Of The Year Award for the year 2009 was given to Kanye West for his actions toward Taylor Swift during the 2009 MTV VMAs. Not cool Kanye... Not cool.
Douchebag Of The Year Award by Xero _ Manifest January 2, 2011
Xero The Beast
A vile fiend that was forged from the hateocity( I think thats a word...) of all the haters in the world. It was created back in the early years of the Oakland Raiders football carrer from the hate that the fans emmited. Since that day, the beast has gotten stronger. Feeding on the hate that ungrateful fans give people like Ke$ha and Lady Gaga. And now this.. The hatred for that faggot Justin Beiber.
This amount of hate will increase the power of Xero the Beast to gargantuin levels. It will come out of hiding and finally defeat Chuck Norris. Just like the Mayans predicted would happen on December 21, Y2K12. So basically we're all fucked and it's that gaywad Justin Bieber's fault. Oops that comment only made it stronger. My bad
Xero The Beast by Xero _ Manifest December 31, 2010
Gigapwned
Guy 1: Wtf? That guy killed you in like 10 seconds flat! Guy 2: How the.. I didn't even know that was possible.. Guy: 1 He went beyond pwning you. You just got gigapwned..
Gigapwned by Xero _ Manifest December 29, 2010
Good Luck Fuck
The act of having sex with another person in order to wish said person good fortune. usually done before exams, departures, or future confrontations with someone/something. Plus it rhymes. :)
Rndm Chick: Fuck, I'm totally gonna fail my driving exam tomorrow. Boyfriend: Well I think you'll do fine, but a good luck fuck couldn't hurt right? *5 Minutes Later* Rndm Chick: Im so failing....
Good Luck Fuck by Xero _ Manifest December 29, 2010
Proof That There Is No God
Stupid fucking people like Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, the Jonas Brothers, etc. Can become famous music "artists."
Proof That There Is No God by Xero _ Manifest December 29, 2010
Legit Virgin
Something that is literally unheard of. It is a person who has never had sexual intercourse and has never masturbated. Physically impossibe for all guys above the age of 12, but may be possible for some females.
If by any chance you, the reader, are a legit virgin, and if you are by any chance over 12, you need to kill yourself, or get some pussy/dick if you're a chick. Which ever comes first.
Legit Virgin by Xero _ Manifest December 26, 2010