Xero _ Manifest's definitions

idk/gaf

Stands for I don't know or give a fuck. Texting acronym used when someone asks you a question you could care less about.

Edgar: Hey do you known what the square root of pi is?

Miguel: Idk/gaf

Edgar: Aww :(

by Xero _ Manifest August 7, 2012

Bifriendly

BYE-frend-lee) A person that seems to switch between liking and being nice to you and hating you. Almost like , except with their interactions towards certain people. This person is either a friend or a jerk, and they alternate with each personality a lot. If you really can't decide which one, then the person is a jerk and they don't deserve to be your friend. Bifriendly people are best avoided.

Matt: hey, did you see my new video?

Paul: yeah, it was awesome

NEXT DAY (or less than one day)

Matt: I discovered this new death metal band that's amazing

Paul: stop talking to me! You're so annoying

Matt: why the fuck are you so bifriendly?

by Xero _ Manifest August 7, 2011

OFW

A texting acronym that stands for "Ohh Fucking Well"

Via Text) Husband: I'm sorry I can't go with you to see your mother, I have to go to Michigan for my father's funeral. Bitchy Wife: OFW that fucking guy never did anything for us in the first place, he deserves to be dead.

by Xero _ Manifest January 5, 2011

S.T.A.L.K.E.R.S

Accronym which means: Stupid Teenagers Attempting to Love, Kill, or Even Rape Someone

I hate how many S.T.A.L.K.E.R.S there are in the world

by Xero _ Manifest May 17, 2011

Final Act of Desperation

The moment when a person tries to add the name of their boyfriend/girlfriend to Urbandictionary.com just to show said boyfriend/girlfriend how much they "care". This is then followed by creating an editor profile for the sole purpose of getting that name published. Even though that goes against the guidelines accepted by the editors, said moron then used the Meebo/UD chat room to beg people to publish their word for them. What these n00bs don't seem to understand is that nobody else gives even the slightest shit about their word and will likely deny their word out of spite. Often times the n00b editor is replied to by the more veteren editors with a "hell no", resulting in said n00b to bitch and complain about it, often cursing at the other editors and proclaiming that no matter what happens, his/her word will be published. And just like that they put a target on their own word for the masses to auto-deny. Ohh well n00bs will be n00bs..

*new editor joins* If you see Sarah, publish it for me. *experienced editors* Hell no!!! *Xero_Manifest* Looks like another Final Act of Desperation

by Xero _ Manifest October 8, 2011

Time Rapped

When you have an important deadline to meet and time seems to be going faster in order to screw you over.

Guy1: I had a paper to turn in for science, but while I was working on it was like, one second it was 9, and then next second it was midnight. Guy2: You totally got time rapped!!

by Xero _ Manifest November 1, 2010

Mexican Mom Syndrome

Often abbreviated as M.M.S. A debilitating illness that strikes Mexican woman once they reach parenthood. Upon birth of the first child, the disease begins. Symptoms include: Gradually becoming shorter as time passes, rapid multiplication of children, ability to curse at their children using the most made up words ever conceived, extreme creativity when it comes to what to hit their kids with; ranging from a belt to something like a wooden spoon.

Unfortunately in the Mexican community, some women may contract Mexican Mom Syndrome at an age of anywhere after 13 years of age.

by Xero _ Manifest October 22, 2011