Xero _ Manifest's definitions
When you have an important deadline to meet and time seems to be going faster in order to screw you over.
Guy1: I had a paper to turn in for science, but while I was working on it was like, one second it was 9, and then next second it was midnight. Guy2: You totally got time rapped!!
by Xero _ Manifest November 1, 2010
Get the Time Rappedmug. Via Text) Husband: I'm sorry I can't go with you to see your mother, I have to go to Michigan for my father's funeral. Bitchy Wife: OFW that fucking guy never did anything for us in the first place, he deserves to be dead.
by Xero _ Manifest January 5, 2011
Get the OFWmug. A game whereby a group of 2 or more bros exchange phones, proceed to scroll through randomly through each respective bros contact list and choose a female to random sext.
by Xero _ Manifest August 18, 2012
Get the Sexting Roulettemug. A variation of the phrase Chubby Chaser, aka a person who is sexually attracted to overweight people. A Wrinkle Wrangler however is a person who is sexually attracted to the elderly.
Guy1: Look at that ass!!!! Guy2: Dude, she's like 70!!! Guy1:..Rawr. *Guy2 leaving*: Fucking creepy ass Wrinkle Wrangler...
by Xero _ Manifest May 19, 2011
Get the Wrinkle Wranglermug. A stupid phrase that equally stupid people say to get the attention of another person. Often said just for the fucks of it to annoy anyone that is in sounds reach.
Moron: Hey you with the face... Rndm Guy: LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!!!!! Moron: Hey you with the face, chill the fuck out!! Rndm Guy: I will kick you in the spine!!
by Xero _ Manifest November 18, 2010
Get the Hey you with the face...mug. Often abbreviated as M.M.S. A debilitating illness that strikes Mexican woman once they reach parenthood. Upon birth of the first child, the disease begins. Symptoms include: Gradually becoming shorter as time passes, rapid multiplication of children, ability to curse at their children using the most made up words ever conceived, extreme creativity when it comes to what to hit their kids with; ranging from a belt to something like a wooden spoon.
Unfortunately in the Mexican community, some women may contract Mexican Mom Syndrome at an age of anywhere after 13 years of age.
by Xero _ Manifest October 22, 2011
Get the Mexican Mom Syndromemug. The actual meaning of the phrae "son of a bitch" A bitch is a female dog, and their "sons" are puppies, so hence the actual phrase puppy of a bitch.
Smart Guy: You stupid puppy of a bitch!!! Moron: Wtf? Don't you mean son of a bitch? Smart Guy: No you idiot, the son of a female dog is called a puppy, so I called you the scientifically correct phrase. Moron: Uhhh.....
by Xero _ Manifest November 20, 2010
Get the Puppy of a bitchmug.