Xero _ Manifest's definitions

National Hangover Day

December 26th, the day after Christmas. The day where nobody has the energy or will power to get there hung over asses out of bed after a hard night of drinking, present opening, face stuffing, fucking (if your lucky), disapointment, and in some cases humiliation and shame. A day that is usually celebrated by staying in bed till 4 and finally getting up only to spend the rest of the day vomiting your guts out.

Guy1: Christmas is gonna be awsome this year!!!! Guy2: Hell yeah!!!! But fuck man, I sure ain't looking forward to National Hangover Day... Guy1: Fuck it, we'll just be in bed all day anyways, so no need to worry about it.

by Xero _ Manifest December 25, 2010

Captain Hindsight

A stupid ass superhero from the South Park episode Coon 2: Hindsight. He flies around the world providing hindsight after every catastrophy that happens, but doesn't actually do anything helpful. Instead of helping the fire department save lives, he just started bitching about how it could have been avoided. Not to mention how "useful" he was during the gulf oil spill

Rndm Citizen: Look!! It's Captain Hindsight!!! Captain Hindsight: That building shouldn't have been built there. It prevents fire trucks from getting closer to that other building. My job here is done. Captain Hindsight away!!! Everyone: Thank you Captain Hindsight!!!!!!

by Xero _ Manifest October 28, 2010

Legit Virgin

Something that is literally unheard of. It is a person who has never had sexual intercourse and has never masturbated. Physically impossibe for all guys above the age of 12, but may be possible for some females.

If by any chance you, the reader, are a legit virgin, and if you are by any chance over 12, you need to kill yourself, or get some pussy/dick if you're a chick. Which ever comes first.

by Xero _ Manifest December 26, 2010

Ghost Fart of Death

When a television show is being fillmed and one of the cameramen farts and completely ruins the film forcing the rest of the crew to start over.

Marty's Ghost Fart of Death made the rest of the crew vomit, forcing everyone to start again from scratch.

by Xero _ Manifest November 1, 2010

Human V-Chip

A person who is against things like cursing, sexual orientated moments, and other "unappropriate" topics. These people are annoying to be around, and to be honest, typically female. They prefer to use euphomisms in place of swear words, like "What the funk", "ohh sheet",etc.

Bro 1: So man, what's the deal with that chick over there? Bro 2: Sally? You don't want her, She's a Human V-Chip. She'll just annoy the hell out of you

by Xero _ Manifest April 12, 2011

Prophecy 47-B

It states that if by the end of Obama's presidency, were aren't in World War III, then Jesus Christ will return from heaven and get a job at a music store

Dumb guy1:Have you heard of Prophecy 47-B?
Dumb Guy2: Yeah, what are the odds that it will actually comes true?
Dumb Guy1:Considering how much Obama's fucking up, I say they're pretty low...

by Xero _ Manifest January 7, 2012

The Emo Cycle

An emo boy writes a song or poem and cries. A girl reads or hears it, the goes out with him out of pitty. The emo boy gets laid. The girl realizes that she doesn't even like hik and breakes up with him. Then, out of depression, the emo boy writes a song or poem about how sad he is. Another girl reads or hears it , and the cycle repeats itself.

The emo cycle is a self sustaining cycle of God!!!

by Xero _ Manifest December 4, 2010