Xero _ Manifest's definitions

Douchebag Of The Year Award

A fictional award given out during the fictional awards ceremony known as the E.M.M.Ys. It is awarded to the one person every year who showed the most extreme douchbagary throughout the year.

The Douchebag Of The Year Award for the year 2009 was given to Kanye West for his actions toward Taylor Swift during the 2009 MTV VMAs. Not cool Kanye... Not cool.

by Xero _ Manifest January 2, 2011

Gadget Kink

To engage in sexual behavior with a piece of technology. Especially one that isn't naturally made for sexual activities.

Ex.1) Joe just plays warcraft with the Xbox
controller vibration on his nuts. That gadget kink is ill. Ex.2) The 2011 gadget kink Expo booth of
the year: the iPoo.. available in USB or wifi... and for the ladies, the iBone basically a vibrator, but from the apple company which only means that it costs a fuckload of money!!!!!! Get yours today!!!!!!!

by Xero _ Manifest January 22, 2011

Wonder Bites

A state of mind where one finds themselves so bored in their home that they start to crave snack food for no reason. Everyone's had that feeling before, one minuite you're sitting on the couch, and next you're in the kitchen wondering why you went in there. Also one of the leading cases of obesity among Mexican American children.

Fatass: It's so hard to lose weight, the damn wonder bites keep getting to me. Black Guy: That's why we need to get you in another state of mind brotha, here smoke this shit....

by Xero _ Manifest November 10, 2010

National Hangover Day

December 26th, the day after Christmas. The day where nobody has the energy or will power to get there hung over asses out of bed after a hard night of drinking, present opening, face stuffing, fucking (if your lucky), disapointment, and in some cases humiliation and shame. A day that is usually celebrated by staying in bed till 4 and finally getting up only to spend the rest of the day vomiting your guts out.

Guy1: Christmas is gonna be awsome this year!!!! Guy2: Hell yeah!!!! But fuck man, I sure ain't looking forward to National Hangover Day... Guy1: Fuck it, we'll just be in bed all day anyways, so no need to worry about it.

by Xero _ Manifest December 25, 2010

Satan's Kingdom

High School. Satan's Kingdom is the place where all teens are sent to be tortured by Satan's Little Helpers(the bitchy teachers). There is no mercy, no second chances, and no way in hell to turn in late homework. However, there are some undercover angles in Satan's Kingdom(the nice teachers). These teachers are very nice and are usually always the kind of teachers whose class it is impossible to fail.

Teen: By mom, I'm off to Satan's Kingdom... Mom: Be home by 3:00 or I'll take away your X-Box 360.... Teen: Tsk.. *Better not take away my fucking X-Box*

by Xero _ Manifest October 27, 2010

Bitchaphobia

Urbanly: The fear of having a bitch start bitching to you, or the fear of bitches or bitchy people in general. Scientifically: The fear of female dogs. Pretty strange, but then again, there are wierder things in this world that people are scared of.

Bitchy Wife: Get off your fat ass and take out the trash, wash my car, pick up the dry cleaning, and then run to the store and get me a box of tampons *blah-blah-blah* Husband: My lord woman, leave me the Hell alone!! Its because of you that I have bitchaphobia!! *SLAP* NOW MAKE ME DINNER!!!!

by Xero _ Manifest November 22, 2010

French Execution

Whenever France goes to what they call "war". They always pussy out in the middle of the war and become the winning nations ass slave until the US goes to help them.

France has been through so many of these so called "wars", and in every case it was just one French Execution to another.

by Xero _ Manifest November 4, 2010