Xero _ Manifest's definitions

Legit Virgin

Something that is literally unheard of. It is a person who has never had sexual intercourse and has never masturbated. Physically impossibe for all guys above the age of 12, but may be possible for some females.

If by any chance you, the reader, are a legit virgin, and if you are by any chance over 12, you need to kill yourself, or get some pussy/dick if you're a chick. Which ever comes first.

by Xero _ Manifest December 26, 2010

Ghost Fart of Death

When a television show is being fillmed and one of the cameramen farts and completely ruins the film forcing the rest of the crew to start over.

Marty's Ghost Fart of Death made the rest of the crew vomit, forcing everyone to start again from scratch.

by Xero _ Manifest November 1, 2010

Pajama Jama Jam

A more sexual version of a sleepover. Basically people show up in their PJ's, get stoned, and then procede to have all kinds of sexual experiences with the other guests, leading to a large orgy involving the host, all of the guests.

Guy1: Dude, Stacy's having a pajama jama jam, you going? Guy 2: Hell yeah!!!! No way I'm missing that!!!

by Xero _ Manifest November 9, 2010

Tweeker Logic

The amazingly stupid logic people use when they're drugged beyond belief, but still want more.

Tweeker1: I'll let you punch me in the face for just one hit of your joint. Tweeker2: That sounds like a good deal to me. Rndm Guy: That sounds more like Tweeker Logic to me....

by Xero _ Manifest April 2, 2011

Human V-Chip

A person who is against things like cursing, sexual orientated moments, and other "unappropriate" topics. These people are annoying to be around, and to be honest, typically female. They prefer to use euphomisms in place of swear words, like "What the funk", "ohh sheet",etc.

Bro 1: So man, what's the deal with that chick over there? Bro 2: Sally? You don't want her, She's a Human V-Chip. She'll just annoy the hell out of you

by Xero _ Manifest April 12, 2011

Prophecy 47-B

It states that if by the end of Obama's presidency, were aren't in World War III, then Jesus Christ will return from heaven and get a job at a music store

Dumb guy1:Have you heard of Prophecy 47-B?
Dumb Guy2: Yeah, what are the odds that it will actually comes true?
Dumb Guy1:Considering how much Obama's fucking up, I say they're pretty low...

by Xero _ Manifest January 7, 2012

OFW

A texting acronym that stands for "Ohh Fucking Well"

Via Text) Husband: I'm sorry I can't go with you to see your mother, I have to go to Michigan for my father's funeral. Bitchy Wife: OFW that fucking guy never did anything for us in the first place, he deserves to be dead.

by Xero _ Manifest January 5, 2011