Xero _ Manifest's definitions

Theory of Reluctant Bitchitude

A proven theory that implies the fact that all women enjoy the attention that her "lover" gives her, but pretends to not notice in order for said lover to give even more attention to her. Upon this, the "lover" begins to lose interest in her, thinking that she really doesn't care for him, and starts to ignore her. Finally, the woman becomes upset from the lack of attention and desperately seek their lovers attention by any means necisarry.

After said woman becomes desperate, she finally decides to acknowlege her lovers attention and then this cycle starts to repeat itself. The Theory of Reluctant Bitchitude is a proven theory of everyday life.

by Xero _ Manifest January 14, 2011

Half-Assed

When you do something but don't give it your all, always resulting in whatever your doing turning out poorly or incorrectly. Doing things Half-Assed is more than just an act, it's a way of life for most Americans.

Mr.Schoene: Your a smart kid, I don't understand how you're failing so many classes. Jenny: It's because he does a Half-Assed job at everthing he does. Edgar: Well sorry if you don't like my way of life, after all , Half-Assed is the way i was raised.

by Xero _ Manifest November 8, 2010

French Execution

Whenever France goes to what they call "war". They always pussy out in the middle of the war and become the winning nations ass slave until the US goes to help them.

France has been through so many of these so called "wars", and in every case it was just one French Execution to another.

by Xero _ Manifest November 4, 2010

Bitchaphobia

Urbanly: The fear of having a bitch start bitching to you, or the fear of bitches or bitchy people in general. Scientifically: The fear of female dogs. Pretty strange, but then again, there are wierder things in this world that people are scared of.

Bitchy Wife: Get off your fat ass and take out the trash, wash my car, pick up the dry cleaning, and then run to the store and get me a box of tampons *blah-blah-blah* Husband: My lord woman, leave me the Hell alone!! Its because of you that I have bitchaphobia!! *SLAP* NOW MAKE ME DINNER!!!!

by Xero _ Manifest November 22, 2010

Satan's Kingdom

High School. Satan's Kingdom is the place where all teens are sent to be tortured by Satan's Little Helpers(the bitchy teachers). There is no mercy, no second chances, and no way in hell to turn in late homework. However, there are some undercover angles in Satan's Kingdom(the nice teachers). These teachers are very nice and are usually always the kind of teachers whose class it is impossible to fail.

Teen: By mom, I'm off to Satan's Kingdom... Mom: Be home by 3:00 or I'll take away your X-Box 360.... Teen: Tsk.. *Better not take away my fucking X-Box*

by Xero _ Manifest October 27, 2010

The Regulations of a Thief

1) Never steal from friends.... family is still okay though 2) If it feels to easy, your being set up. 3) You DO NOT steal from another thief. 4) Sweaters are avery good way to concele stolen objects. 5) When stealing something, remove it from its original packaging. 6) If you walk into a store, never leave without buying something, it will only draw attention to yourself. 7) When stolen merchandice id on your person, don"t rush out, it only makes you look like a criminal. 8) Never steal from a store that you hane never been to before. 9)ALWAYS GO ALONE!!!! 10) If you get caught whille someone else is with you, that person has the right to say that he has no idea who you are. 11)Always scout a store for any and all cameras. 12) Paranoia is the enemy, always stay calm. 13) You will never be caught if you steal for non-selfish reasons, say for example if you steal something just to give it to someone else. 14) Blondes are not as stupid as you think.... 15) When stealing from a person, at least make sure that person knows your name, that way if said person catches you, you can try to play it off as a joke. 16) Being a show-off, will always come back to get you, don"t brag about things you"ve stolen.

17) It is never appropriate to steal from mentally challenged people, churches, your friends, or yourself. 18) Never try to steal something that is at the larger than your own body. 19) Before robbing a person always watch that persons every movement, learn when his possesions are vulnerable, and then make your move. 20) Any thief wo breaks any of The Regulations of a Thief, will no longer be considered a thief, instead they will be labled as an average black guy

by Xero _ Manifest October 29, 2010

Prophecy 47-B

It states that if by the end of Obama's presidency, were aren't in World War III, then Jesus Christ will return from heaven and get a job at a music store

Dumb guy1:Have you heard of Prophecy 47-B?
Dumb Guy2: Yeah, what are the odds that it will actually comes true?
Dumb Guy1:Considering how much Obama's fucking up, I say they're pretty low...

by Xero _ Manifest January 7, 2012