Xero _ Manifest's definitions

Cool Beans

The most amazing beans on planet Estupido. Once eayen, they bestow the eater with random super powers, which include but are not limited to flaming farts, sonicboom burps, dragon breath, and a smelly smokescreen. Some side effects may include: bloating, upset stomach, explosive diahrea, implosive diahrea, or may cause gas to build up inside of your stomach that will eventually leed to you exploding like antimatter..... Bon Appetite

Rndm Guy: I just had some cool beans. everyone that heard that ran as far away from that guy as physically possible.

by Xero _ Manifest October 26, 2010

idk/gaf

Stands for I don't know or give a fuck. Texting acronym used when someone asks you a question you could care less about.

Edgar: Hey do you known what the square root of pi is?

Miguel: Idk/gaf

Edgar: Aww :(

by Xero _ Manifest August 7, 2012

Bifriendly

BYE-frend-lee) A person that seems to switch between liking and being nice to you and hating you. Almost like , except with their interactions towards certain people. This person is either a friend or a jerk, and they alternate with each personality a lot. If you really can't decide which one, then the person is a jerk and they don't deserve to be your friend. Bifriendly people are best avoided.

Matt: hey, did you see my new video?

Paul: yeah, it was awesome

NEXT DAY (or less than one day)

Matt: I discovered this new death metal band that's amazing

Paul: stop talking to me! You're so annoying

Matt: why the fuck are you so bifriendly?

by Xero _ Manifest August 7, 2011

Exploding Nutsack Technique

An extremely dificult technique to pull of on Gears of War and Gears of War 2. Its when you soot somebody in the nutsack with a torque bow and watch as there nuts blow off of there body.

Guy 1: Wtf!! That n00b actually got me with the exploding nutsack technique!! Guy 2: Wow!!! You just got pwned by a n00b. Look at your nuts flying across the screen

by Xero _ Manifest November 19, 2010

Final Act of Desperation

The moment when a person tries to add the name of their boyfriend/girlfriend to Urbandictionary.com just to show said boyfriend/girlfriend how much they "care". This is then followed by creating an editor profile for the sole purpose of getting that name published. Even though that goes against the guidelines accepted by the editors, said moron then used the Meebo/UD chat room to beg people to publish their word for them. What these n00bs don't seem to understand is that nobody else gives even the slightest shit about their word and will likely deny their word out of spite. Often times the n00b editor is replied to by the more veteren editors with a "hell no", resulting in said n00b to bitch and complain about it, often cursing at the other editors and proclaiming that no matter what happens, his/her word will be published. And just like that they put a target on their own word for the masses to auto-deny. Ohh well n00bs will be n00bs..

*new editor joins* If you see Sarah, publish it for me. *experienced editors* Hell no!!! *Xero_Manifest* Looks like another Final Act of Desperation

by Xero _ Manifest October 8, 2011

Doo-doo-ologist

A custodian or janitor, someone whose profession is to literally clean up other people's crap for a living. It's just the way to say it more "profesionally."

Edgar: Yeah, I did some work in architecture, but I decided to settle down in buisness. What do you do? Rufino: Uhh.. I'm a world known Doo-doo-ologist. Edgar: Lame...

by Xero _ Manifest December 24, 2010

Light

Light can be used to describe many things, like a person's personality, overall goodness, or as a state of mind. Light is what exists, what will exist and what always has existed, and nothing can change that no mater how hard someone tries. People can try to remove the light from their being, but none can trully do it. No matter how dark a person's outwardly appearence, the light will always be there deep within that persons very soul. Shrouded be darkness, it will still shine bright, waiting for it's time to rise again. For the truth is that darkness cannot exist without light. They are like two sides of a coin, coexisting with one another. Sure one side may overpower the other at times, but that side cannot be completely consumed. So can be said for the human heart... no matter how much a person grieves and hurts, and no matter how empty that persons life feels, the light will still remain, deep within that persons heart as hope, and will wait in patience until it is called uppon to return to the surface.

When the light returns, all of those feelings of pain and anguish will be replaced with feelings of joy and remorse. That persons life will once again be filled with the happiness he felt long ago.

by Xero _ Manifest December 5, 2010