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S.T.A.L.K.E.R.S

Accronym which means: Stupid Teenagers Attempting to Love, Kill, or Even Rape Someone
I hate how many S.T.A.L.K.E.R.S there are in the world
by Xero _ Manifest May 17, 2011
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Doo-doo-ologist

A custodian or janitor, someone whose profession is to literally clean up other people's crap for a living. It's just the way to say it more "profesionally."
Edgar: Yeah, I did some work in architecture, but I decided to settle down in buisness. What do you do? Rufino: Uhh.. I'm a world known Doo-doo-ologist. Edgar: Lame...
by Xero _ Manifest December 24, 2010
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Bifriendly

BYE-frend-lee) A person that seems to switch between liking and being nice to you and hating you. Almost like , except with their interactions towards certain people. This person is either a friend or a jerk, and they alternate with each personality a lot. If you really can't decide which one, then the person is a jerk and they don't deserve to be your friend. Bifriendly people are best avoided.
Matt: hey, did you see my new video?

Paul: yeah, it was awesome

NEXT DAY (or less than one day)

Matt: I discovered this new death metal band that's amazing

Paul: stop talking to me! You're so annoying

Matt: why the fuck are you so bifriendly?
by Xero _ Manifest August 7, 2011
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idk/gaf

Stands for I don't know or give a fuck. Texting acronym used when someone asks you a question you could care less about.
Edgar: Hey do you known what the square root of pi is?

Miguel: Idk/gaf

Edgar: Aww :(
by Xero _ Manifest August 7, 2012
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Exploding Nutsack Technique

An extremely dificult technique to pull of on Gears of War and Gears of War 2. Its when you soot somebody in the nutsack with a torque bow and watch as there nuts blow off of there body.
Guy 1: Wtf!! That n00b actually got me with the exploding nutsack technique!! Guy 2: Wow!!! You just got pwned by a n00b. Look at your nuts flying across the screen
by Xero _ Manifest November 19, 2010
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Prophecy 47-B

It states that if by the end of Obama's presidency, were aren't in World War III, then Jesus Christ will return from heaven and get a job at a music store
Dumb guy1:Have you heard of Prophecy 47-B?
Dumb Guy2: Yeah, what are the odds that it will actually comes true?
Dumb Guy1:Considering how much Obama's fucking up, I say they're pretty low...
by Xero _ Manifest January 7, 2012
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Human V-Chip

A person who is against things like cursing, sexual orientated moments, and other "unappropriate" topics. These people are annoying to be around, and to be honest, typically female. They prefer to use euphomisms in place of swear words, like "What the funk", "ohh sheet",etc.
Bro 1: So man, what's the deal with that chick over there? Bro 2: Sally? You don't want her, She's a Human V-Chip. She'll just annoy the hell out of you
by Xero _ Manifest April 12, 2011
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