Xero _ Manifest's definitions

Exploding Nutsack Technique

An extremely dificult technique to pull of on Gears of War and Gears of War 2. Its when you soot somebody in the nutsack with a torque bow and watch as there nuts blow off of there body.

Guy 1: Wtf!! That n00b actually got me with the exploding nutsack technique!! Guy 2: Wow!!! You just got pwned by a n00b. Look at your nuts flying across the screen

by Xero _ Manifest November 19, 2010

Bifriendly

BYE-frend-lee) A person that seems to switch between liking and being nice to you and hating you. Almost like , except with their interactions towards certain people. This person is either a friend or a jerk, and they alternate with each personality a lot. If you really can't decide which one, then the person is a jerk and they don't deserve to be your friend. Bifriendly people are best avoided.

Matt: hey, did you see my new video?

Paul: yeah, it was awesome

NEXT DAY (or less than one day)

Matt: I discovered this new death metal band that's amazing

Paul: stop talking to me! You're so annoying

Matt: why the fuck are you so bifriendly?

by Xero _ Manifest August 7, 2011

Death by self stupidity

When a person dies as a result of performing stupid stunts, or anything else that a someone of more common sense wouldn't do.

Guy 1: Did you here about that guy who died trying to resusitate a liger? Guy 2: Yeah, poor bastard, it tore his face right off, raped him, and then ate him. Guy 1: It's a shame really, just another death by self stupidity..

by Xero _ Manifest November 1, 2010

Oliver Klozoff

A funny fake name to give as an alius. The last name sounds Russian, and all together it sounds like "All of her clothes off." It's essential that every guy out there have an alius, that way when ugly bitches come up to you and ask your name, you wont have to be a dick and tell them that the sight of them offends the senses.

Ugly Bitch: Hey there cuttie!! I'm Jessica, what's your name? Me: Uhh... High there, I'm uhh... Oliver Klozoff Jessica: Ooh, are you part Russian? Me: Uhhh I guess....

by Xero _ Manifest November 24, 2010

Friends

I'm not really sure how to describe this... friends are people that you trust with your intermost feelings. The type of people that you know won't betray you by telling your secrets. The kind of people that are always there for you, or at least always available to talk to you over the phone when your sad. Friends could even be just the people that you talk to casually, but not emotionaly. Although these are not "true friends" they are friends just the same... supposedly

Truth is these type of people don't actually exist.. Maybe in a perfect world, but this one is far from it. In this world every single last person is the same, they don't care about anything but themselves. Friends are just temporary tools that they have around to make their pathetiv lives easier. Nobody really cares about your problems, it's all an act. People know that if they act carring, they can control that person to benefit from, nothing more. No matter how much you may "trust " and even "care" about a certain individual, when your use is no longer needed, you'll just be discarded like an empty bottle...

by Xero _ Manifest January 22, 2011

Gay Porn Viagra Boner Challenge

A contest where a group of guys, all in sweatpants, take a pill of viagra, and watch hours of gay porn. What's the point? The first person to get a boner is the queerest in the group. That's all there is to it really.. First used by Daniel Tosh on his show Tosh.0 where he and his gay pals took the challenge.

Daniel Tosh: And tonight on the show I take the Gay Porn Viagra Boner Challenge!!

by Xero _ Manifest March 24, 2011

Wonder Bites

A state of mind where one finds themselves so bored in their home that they start to crave snack food for no reason. Everyone's had that feeling before, one minuite you're sitting on the couch, and next you're in the kitchen wondering why you went in there. Also one of the leading cases of obesity among Mexican American children.

Fatass: It's so hard to lose weight, the damn wonder bites keep getting to me. Black Guy: That's why we need to get you in another state of mind brotha, here smoke this shit....

by Xero _ Manifest November 10, 2010