Xero _ Manifest's definitions

H.A.T.E

Accronym that stands for Honerably Assaulting The Enemy. This is a special kind of hate closley assosiated with family fights. Although you may hate the person, you have no choice but to honor them as such. It's a pretty complicated concept to understand at first. The most common form of H.A.T.E is usually between siblings. especially when the age difference is more than just 1 or 2 years.

How do you and your little bro get along so well? -Rndm Guy 1 --------------------------------------------------------------------Honestly? Our H.A.T.E keeps us together. -Rndm Guy 2 --------------------------------------------------------------------Uhh.. Okay..? -Rndm Guy 1 --------------------------------------------------------------------It's complicated...-Rndm Guy 2

by Xero _ Manifest April 22, 2011

Femeninitus

A severe and deadly (to everybody else) condition that only affects females. This condition is highly contagious and when a female has been infected it will only last no more than a week of every month. Symptoms include raging bitch fits, mood swings, a desire to kill anyone near her, and cravings for chocolates and other sweets. WARNING if you see a female who's been infected do not go near her run! Run for your life! These women are highly dangerous and will attempt to kill anyone and everyone

Chris: Whoa dude! Did you see Chrysta today?
Tony: Ya man I think she got infected with femeninitus
Chris: We better get the hell out of here before she tries to kill us

by Xero _ Manifest July 9, 2012

Hunny Bunned

When a guy is doing a girl doggy style and cums an her ass. The guy then procedes to rub his face in the girls cheeks, getting his cum smeared on his face giving him a glazed look.

Amanda: Josh and I hunny bunned yesterday. Michelle: Wtf is wrong with you Josh. Josh: Hey, I'll do what makes me happy!!!!

by Xero _ Manifest November 13, 2010

Legit Virgin

Something that is literally unheard of. It is a person who has never had sexual intercourse and has never masturbated. Physically impossibe for all guys above the age of 12, but may be possible for some females.

If by any chance you, the reader, are a legit virgin, and if you are by any chance over 12, you need to kill yourself, or get some pussy/dick if you're a chick. Which ever comes first.

by Xero _ Manifest December 26, 2010

Ghost Fart of Death

When a television show is being fillmed and one of the cameramen farts and completely ruins the film forcing the rest of the crew to start over.

Marty's Ghost Fart of Death made the rest of the crew vomit, forcing everyone to start again from scratch.

by Xero _ Manifest November 1, 2010

Prophecy 47-B

It states that if by the end of Obama's presidency, were aren't in World War III, then Jesus Christ will return from heaven and get a job at a music store

Dumb guy1:Have you heard of Prophecy 47-B?
Dumb Guy2: Yeah, what are the odds that it will actually comes true?
Dumb Guy1:Considering how much Obama's fucking up, I say they're pretty low...

by Xero _ Manifest January 7, 2012

Human V-Chip

A person who is against things like cursing, sexual orientated moments, and other "unappropriate" topics. These people are annoying to be around, and to be honest, typically female. They prefer to use euphomisms in place of swear words, like "What the funk", "ohh sheet",etc.

Bro 1: So man, what's the deal with that chick over there? Bro 2: Sally? You don't want her, She's a Human V-Chip. She'll just annoy the hell out of you

by Xero _ Manifest April 12, 2011