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Cumfusion

What happens when a really slutty chick ends up pregnant and has absolutly no idea who the father is. Oops, I mean who the "baby daddy" is. Pretty much all of the cumfused women out there can still bitch about how it isn't their fault by ending up on shows like Maury. With them they bring one of the guys that they've slept with ( Eenie Meenie Miney Moe Method) and then bitch on the show that he is indeed the father. Pretty smart way to get a DNA test if you ask me...
Cumfusion is the leading case of stupid talk shows like Maury
by Xero _ Manifest April 27, 2011
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Uhhh I Guess....

What extremely indecisive people say to answer every single question in order to avoid giving a straight forward answer. It is often sais for no damn reason to respond to a statement which would normally not even require a response.
Edgar: That'd be cool Arjun: Uhhh I guess.... Me : Goddamn it... *procedes to pimp slap that idiot* OR Jenny: Are we gonna go tomorrow? Arjun: Uhhh I guess.... Jenny: What the do you mean I guess?!! It's a yes or no question damn it !!
by Xero _ Manifest November 7, 2010
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The Real World

War is immanent. Crime is wide spread. Corruption is law. And money is power. That's just how it all works, as human beings are consumed by there own greed, the world changes along with them. Those who try to call for a change are always struck down by the sword we have come to know as the government. Then again, the majority elect those in government. So it's safe to conclude that those we elect are only elected because we think they will benifit us, but the selfish way we think makes us only think of the benefits of one and not the many. With this type of power looming over us, it's only a matter of time before national calamaty grips this pathetic country.
In the real world, there are no heroes. Only those who benifit the majority,those who benifit from the majority, and those who are layed down by the majority.
by Xero _ Manifest December 26, 2010
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The Truth

The Truth is something that you normally think other people can't handle knowing. It is what you avoid ever having to give in order to keep up this little game that you tend to play with other peoples lives, instead you fead them lies to keep them as loyal pawns in this elaborate chess game we call life. Quite often the truth is replaced with a lie, that after a long period of time , starts to seem real.
The truth is that nobody can ever be trully honest with any other person, there will always be lies to mascarade it.
by Xero _ Manifest December 21, 2010
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Satan's Little Helpers

Basically every high school teacher, or teacher in general, that is a complete and utter bitch. Mainly tend to be female, but the males are even worse. They mave give impossible homework assignments that they don't allow to be turned in late
Jenny: I fuckin hate Ms. Hollister, that bitch gave me a 4 page essay assignment due tomorrow. Me:Well what do you expect, she is one of Satan's Little Helpers after all
by Xero _ Manifest October 27, 2010
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Killer Kung-Fu Wolf Bitch

A term first used in the Adultswim show, The Boondocks to describe Luna, a woman who was raised by wolves, later trained in White Lotus Kung-Fu, participated and won at the kumite, and is psycho as fuck.
Riley: You invited a killer kung-fu wolf bitch to the crib granddad. Granddad: How was I supposed to know she was a killer kung-fu wolf bitch
by Xero _ Manifest April 2, 2011
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Pwned by a Chick

To completely fail as a man in either terms of video games, driving, BBQing, or any other event that a real MAN would never lose to a chick.
Me: F**k that guy can out drift me any day.. Friend: you know that's a chick driving right? Me: BULLSHIT!!!! Friend: How does it feel to be pwned by a chick!?!
by Xero _ Manifest December 5, 2010
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