Xero _ Manifest's definitions

Wonder Bites

A state of mind where one finds themselves so bored in their home that they start to crave snack food for no reason. Everyone's had that feeling before, one minuite you're sitting on the couch, and next you're in the kitchen wondering why you went in there. Also one of the leading cases of obesity among Mexican American children.

Fatass: It's so hard to lose weight, the damn wonder bites keep getting to me. Black Guy: That's why we need to get you in another state of mind brotha, here smoke this shit....

by Xero _ Manifest November 10, 2010

National Hangover Day

December 26th, the day after Christmas. The day where nobody has the energy or will power to get there hung over asses out of bed after a hard night of drinking, present opening, face stuffing, fucking (if your lucky), disapointment, and in some cases humiliation and shame. A day that is usually celebrated by staying in bed till 4 and finally getting up only to spend the rest of the day vomiting your guts out.

Guy1: Christmas is gonna be awsome this year!!!! Guy2: Hell yeah!!!! But fuck man, I sure ain't looking forward to National Hangover Day... Guy1: Fuck it, we'll just be in bed all day anyways, so no need to worry about it.

by Xero _ Manifest December 25, 2010

Imagineering

Engineering things out of thin air. A conjunction between the words imaginary and engineering. Basically used to describe how people first say that something will be made or done, then actually get down to doing it.

A classic example of imagineering in action is how America is "dealing" with its financial crisis by just making more money without logically thinking about all of the consequences that will follow. Tsk tsk America, you be fuckin up.

by Xero _ Manifest December 24, 2010

Partying Like It's 19million B.C

When at a party you get stoned out of your fucking mind and start hallucinating about the most random shit like seeing people as cavemen, and seeing dinosaurs for no damn reason. Only way to get this stoned is to get really creative with drug combinations, like taking acid with a snort of coke,a hit of Mary Jane, and meth

Guy1: What the hell was up with you last night at Lucy's party? Stoner: I don't even know, all I remember about last night was a dream I had about knocking out a caveman. I must have been partying like it's 19million B.C. Guy1: That wasn't a dream, you hit Gary in the face with a bat!!

by Xero _ Manifest October 21, 2010

Atreax

The insignia of author xero _ manifest. Looks like :+:

:+: that's what an Atreax looks like

by Xero _ Manifest December 29, 2010

The Truth

The Truth is something that you normally think other people can't handle knowing. It is what you avoid ever having to give in order to keep up this little game that you tend to play with other peoples lives, instead you fead them lies to keep them as loyal pawns in this elaborate chess game we call life. Quite often the truth is replaced with a lie, that after a long period of time , starts to seem real.

The truth is that nobody can ever be trully honest with any other person, there will always be lies to mascarade it.

by Xero _ Manifest December 21, 2010

Satan's Little Helpers

Basically every high school teacher, or teacher in general, that is a complete and utter bitch. Mainly tend to be female, but the males are even worse. They mave give impossible homework assignments that they don't allow to be turned in late

Jenny: I fuckin hate Ms. Hollister, that bitch gave me a 4 page essay assignment due tomorrow. Me:Well what do you expect, she is one of Satan's Little Helpers after all

by Xero _ Manifest October 27, 2010