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A game whereby a group of 2 or more bros exchange phones, proceed to scroll through randomly through each respective bros contact list and choose a female to random sext.
by Xero _ Manifest August 18, 2012
Get the Sexting Roulette mug.It states that if by the end of Obama's presidency, were aren't in World War III, then Jesus Christ will return from heaven and get a job at a music store
Dumb guy1:Have you heard of Prophecy 47-B?
Dumb Guy2: Yeah, what are the odds that it will actually comes true?
Dumb Guy1:Considering how much Obama's fucking up, I say they're pretty low...
Dumb Guy2: Yeah, what are the odds that it will actually comes true?
Dumb Guy1:Considering how much Obama's fucking up, I say they're pretty low...
by Xero _ Manifest January 7, 2012
Get the Prophecy 47-B mug.A contest where a group of guys, all in sweatpants, take a pill of viagra, and watch hours of gay porn. What's the point? The first person to get a boner is the queerest in the group. That's all there is to it really.. First used by Daniel Tosh on his show Tosh.0 where he and his gay pals took the challenge.
by Xero _ Manifest March 24, 2011
Get the Gay Porn Viagra Boner Challenge mug.A long and tediously boring time span in the Urban Dinctionary editor page lasting from January 9 2011- February 20, 2011. During this age , the editor page wasn't working, therefor thee editors could not approve or deny words. New editors joined daily only to be dissapointed by not being able to do anything. The Meebo chat room was however still operating, so some editors made small talk with each other, mainly mindless gossip of why the page wasn't working properly.
by Xero _ Manifest March 25, 2011
Get the The Age of Boredom mug.BYE-frend-lee) A person that seems to switch between liking and being nice to you and hating you. Almost like , except with their interactions towards certain people. This person is either a friend or a jerk, and they alternate with each personality a lot. If you really can't decide which one, then the person is a jerk and they don't deserve to be your friend. Bifriendly people are best avoided.
Matt: hey, did you see my new video?
Paul: yeah, it was awesome
NEXT DAY (or less than one day)
Matt: I discovered this new death metal band that's amazing
Paul: stop talking to me! You're so annoying
Matt: why the fuck are you so bifriendly?
Paul: yeah, it was awesome
NEXT DAY (or less than one day)
Matt: I discovered this new death metal band that's amazing
Paul: stop talking to me! You're so annoying
Matt: why the fuck are you so bifriendly?
by Xero _ Manifest August 7, 2011
Get the Bifriendly mug.Often abbreviated as M.M.S. A debilitating illness that strikes Mexican woman once they reach parenthood. Upon birth of the first child, the disease begins. Symptoms include: Gradually becoming shorter as time passes, rapid multiplication of children, ability to curse at their children using the most made up words ever conceived, extreme creativity when it comes to what to hit their kids with; ranging from a belt to something like a wooden spoon.
Unfortunately in the Mexican community, some women may contract Mexican Mom Syndrome at an age of anywhere after 13 years of age.
by Xero _ Manifest October 22, 2011
Get the Mexican Mom Syndrome mug.An individual who spends much of their time adamantly sharing thoughts and opinions on subjects they know very little about, often on internet blogs or social networking sites, wikis, or in their general community.Often this process becomes enabled by their audience, as ignoranteers seem to attract others of their own kind, who blindly follow and assert their incorrect and naive rantings with mostly short, misspelled, and often caps-locked exclamations.
If you call it an "ATM machine" instead of an "ATM, unless you get your money from an Automated Teller Machine machine..."
If you still think race is relevant (all your doing is keeping it relevant, the concept is outdated people, it's all about how much money you have now that people will judge you based on, not what skin color you have. C'mon get with the program...)
If you say "for all intensive purposes..."
If you think people from Mexico speak Mexican...
If you post about how addictive and dangerous marijuana is (look it up, zero deaths from substance use, no addictive properties)...
If you rip on anime fans because you think what they are watching are children's cartoons...
If you thought Saddam was behind the 9/11 attacks...
If you think global warming is no big deal...
...you are an ignoranteer.
If you still think race is relevant (all your doing is keeping it relevant, the concept is outdated people, it's all about how much money you have now that people will judge you based on, not what skin color you have. C'mon get with the program...)
If you say "for all intensive purposes..."
If you think people from Mexico speak Mexican...
If you post about how addictive and dangerous marijuana is (look it up, zero deaths from substance use, no addictive properties)...
If you rip on anime fans because you think what they are watching are children's cartoons...
If you thought Saddam was behind the 9/11 attacks...
If you think global warming is no big deal...
...you are an ignoranteer.
by Xero _ Manifest November 5, 2011
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