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Satan's Little Helpers

Basically every high school teacher, or teacher in general, that is a complete and utter bitch. Mainly tend to be female, but the males are even worse. They mave give impossible homework assignments that they don't allow to be turned in late
Jenny: I fuckin hate Ms. Hollister, that bitch gave me a 4 page essay assignment due tomorrow. Me:Well what do you expect, she is one of Satan's Little Helpers after all
by Xero _ Manifest October 27, 2010
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Uhhh I Guess....

What extremely indecisive people say to answer every single question in order to avoid giving a straight forward answer. It is often sais for no damn reason to respond to a statement which would normally not even require a response.
Edgar: That'd be cool Arjun: Uhhh I guess.... Me : Goddamn it... *procedes to pimp slap that idiot* OR Jenny: Are we gonna go tomorrow? Arjun: Uhhh I guess.... Jenny: What the do you mean I guess?!! It's a yes or no question damn it !!
by Xero _ Manifest November 7, 2010
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Partying Like It's 19million B.C

When at a party you get stoned out of your fucking mind and start hallucinating about the most random shit like seeing people as cavemen, and seeing dinosaurs for no damn reason. Only way to get this stoned is to get really creative with drug combinations, like taking acid with a snort of coke,a hit of Mary Jane, and meth
Guy1: What the hell was up with you last night at Lucy's party? Stoner: I don't even know, all I remember about last night was a dream I had about knocking out a caveman. I must have been partying like it's 19million B.C. Guy1: That wasn't a dream, you hit Gary in the face with a bat!!
by Xero _ Manifest October 21, 2010
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Imagineering

Engineering things out of thin air. A conjunction between the words imaginary and engineering. Basically used to describe how people first say that something will be made or done, then actually get down to doing it.
A classic example of imagineering in action is how America is "dealing" with its financial crisis by just making more money without logically thinking about all of the consequences that will follow. Tsk tsk America, you be fuckin up.
by Xero _ Manifest December 24, 2010
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Cumfusion

What happens when a really slutty chick ends up pregnant and has absolutly no idea who the father is. Oops, I mean who the "baby daddy" is. Pretty much all of the cumfused women out there can still bitch about how it isn't their fault by ending up on shows like Maury. With them they bring one of the guys that they've slept with ( Eenie Meenie Miney Moe Method) and then bitch on the show that he is indeed the father. Pretty smart way to get a DNA test if you ask me...
Cumfusion is the leading case of stupid talk shows like Maury
by Xero _ Manifest April 27, 2011
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Pwned by a Chick

To completely fail as a man in either terms of video games, driving, BBQing, or any other event that a real MAN would never lose to a chick.
Me: F**k that guy can out drift me any day.. Friend: you know that's a chick driving right? Me: BULLSHIT!!!! Friend: How does it feel to be pwned by a chick!?!
by Xero _ Manifest December 5, 2010
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Atreax

The insignia of author xero _ manifest. Looks like :+:
:+: that's what an Atreax looks like
by Xero _ Manifest December 29, 2010
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