XDavid PolicastroX's definitions

Turban Outfitters

Where Arabs go to do their namebrand shopping.

"Hey, Akbar. Check out this new Lacoste bomb-suitcase I got from Turban Outfitters!"

"Praise Allah! Durka durka! Jihad!"

by XDavid PolicastroX April 15, 2009

pass with flying colors

To succeed in something with no possibility of failure.

"I studied last night, so I'm sure I'll pass with flying colors."

by XDavid PolicastroX March 9, 2009

frustated

Rickyism for "frustrated".

"Julian's changed. Ya know? He's gettin' all frustated and..."

by XDavid PolicastroX March 9, 2009

check yo self

What you need to do before you wreck yo self.

"Check yo self, 'fo you wreck yo self, 'cause I'm bad for your heath - I come low stealth."

by XDavid PolicastroX April 16, 2009

white shower

A shower that is superior to all other showers! And don't get me started on those fucking dirty baths.

"When I finished reading "Mein Kampf", I shaved my head, and took a white shower; then put on my boots and red suspenders."

by XDavid PolicastroX April 15, 2009

Joe Dirte

Pornounced "Deer-tay". "Joe Dirt" churched up.

Joe Dirt: "Comin' to work. Joe Dirte."

KXLA Security Guard: "Don't try and church it up son. Don't you mean Joe Dirt? Naming you that your father must've really hated you."

by XDavid PolicastroX April 13, 2009

basenuts

Big ol' nuts you can throw at people.

"He just knocked that dude out cold with his basenuts."

by XDavid PolicastroX April 16, 2009