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office monkey

A person employed in an office, usually in a subordinate, low-paying position.
"I got a job at Microsoft, but I'm just an office monkey there."
by x January 22, 2003
mugGet the office monkeymug.

spanker

by x January 31, 2003
mugGet the spankermug.

chode

by x January 31, 2003
mugGet the chodemug.

Hasbin

an individual that is past their prime and has receeded into a lesser state of being.
he was a hit celeb 10 years ago but now he's just a hasbin, washed up loser doing b-side tracks
by X December 6, 2004
mugGet the Hasbinmug.

jacks off

Also refer to jack off
by x January 31, 2003
mugGet the jacks offmug.

fucktart

That ____ really thought the latest trick would be different and call the next day.
by x March 14, 2003
mugGet the fucktartmug.

grunt

something one must do while trying to poop when constipated.
I told the constipated girl on the toilet to grunt.
by x September 19, 2003
mugGet the gruntmug.

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