X's definitions

office monkey

A person employed in an office, usually in a subordinate, low-paying position.

"I got a job at Microsoft, but I'm just an office monkey there."

by x January 22, 2003

spanker

See monkey spanker

by x January 31, 2003

chode

Also see definitions for choad.

by x January 31, 2003

Hasbin

an individual that is past their prime and has receeded into a lesser state of being.

he was a hit celeb 10 years ago but now he's just a hasbin, washed up loser doing b-side tracks

by X December 6, 2004

jacks off

Also refer to jack off

by x January 31, 2003

fucktart

an obviously promiscuous airhead

That ____ really thought the latest trick would be different and call the next day.

by x March 14, 2003

grunt

something one must do while trying to poop when constipated.

I told the constipated girl on the toilet to grunt.

by x September 19, 2003