Wun Hung Lo's definitions

hounddog

A sexual act that does not allow penatration of the vagina, anus, or mouth. The idea is to smell your sex partner until one reaches their climax. Smelling includes either the vagina, penis, anus, tits, or any part of the body that turns you on.

Carol said I could not get the pussy, but I could hounddog her! Heeeeeeeyyyyy!

by Wun Hung Lo December 28, 2005

Testing the tires

This is a term that me and my friends refer to when asking if someone has shit stains in their underwear. These are not the lightly browned streaks, but the heavy streaks that look as if someone was using the underwear to help heat up their racing tires at the track.

Damn dude!
You are never going to get laid when you are always testing the tires.
Shit! Please learn to wipe your ass!

by Wun Hung Lo January 11, 2006

paint job

The color of blood red that is added to a male's penis after having sex with a virgin.

Raul received a paint job after popping some bitches cherry!

by Wun Hung Lo July 20, 2008

ruff rocket

A male's penis that is covered with genital warts.

What lucky bitch will ride the ruff rocket tonight?

by Wun Hung Lo December 28, 2005

rusty split

The action of an extremely fat lady that is taking a shit, once done, she is so fat that she can not reach around to wipe her ass. Instead she reaches between her legs and wipes from crack to split. Much of the time this act ends with the women spreading the shit into her vagina causing an infection that smells like shit!

90% of all fat chicks give themselves the rusty split.

by Wun Hung Lo January 8, 2006

medicated meatstick

This is term that labels a males penis. It was created with the belief that sex cures the occassional headache or illness of both sexes. It combines the idea that the penis is also known as meat or stick in a males pants. In addition, sex is the miracle act of cureing minor health problems such as headaches, stress, blue-balls, and many other illnesses that can be cured by a great session of sex.

Last night my women was bitching about her headache, so I gave her a dose of medicated meatstick and PRESTO! she was cured!

by Wun Hung Lo January 26, 2006

pillow pusher

One who likes to fuck face down in the pillow and ass up in the air. Due to the brutality of the ass plugging, the receiver may be unable to shit for days. The pillow is used to bite on to help numb the pain of the initial thrust. Many who push the pillow will wake up with pillow face and possible dental damage.

Upon further review of x-rays, Dr. Spook came to the conclusion that his patient was a extreme pillow pusher and needed a special mouth piece to prevent further damage to his teeth.

by Wun Hung Lo July 23, 2008