butt cutlets

A slice of a butt, likely from an animal

John went into the butchers and asked for some Cat 'Butt Cutlets'

by WuddaWhist February 09, 2009

cock throb

The sensation one gets around the penis after intercourse

hay julie i have 'cock throb'

by wuddawhist February 26, 2009

PHT - Pubic Hair Theft

A legal term for someone who is charged with committing theft of hairs or fur from the pubic region of humans or animals. PHT (Pubic Hair Theft) is written under chapter 56 paragraph 22.1 of the legal and legisism act of 1754 in only 2 countries in the world. These two countries are not known, but researchers have found that they lye somewhere near the earths equator, in a region known as no mans land or NML.

In court the judge read out the charges: Right Mr Demp-C your have been charged with PHT - Pubic Hair Theft, how do you plead?

Mr Demp-C screamed like a gorilla as he unbuttoned his shirt and ripped off his pants shouting. "I'm Guilty, Guilty as charged!"

by wuddawhist July 31, 2012

Coin Purse

Slang term for an organ of the body found only on males and Lady-boys, most know as the testicles.

Look schon Daddies got his coin purse caught in the spokes of his bicycle again. I shall have to get the doctor to give me a quick shuffty to sort it out.

by wuddawhist December 01, 2013

Womb Vandalism

A legal term for someone who is charged with committing an act of vandaliam on or inside the womb of a human or animal. This also includes the sadistic hobbie of crawling up inside a womb and setting fireworks off. As seen in the infamous case of Mr N Demp-C in 1902. Womb Vandalism is written under chapter 56 paragraph 22.3 of the legal and legisism act of 1754 in only 2 countries in the world. These two countries are not known, but researchers have found that they lye somewhere near the earths equator, in a region known as no mans land or NML.

In court the judge read out the charges: Right Mr Demp-C your have been charged with Womb Vandalism, how do you plead?

Mr Demp-C screamed like a gorilla as he unbuttoned his shirt and ripped off his pants shouting. "I'm Guilty, Guilty as charged!"

by wuddawhist July 31, 2012

shite meister

Loosely translated as 'Shit Master' from the German Meister meaning Master

Can be used as a slang phrases to call someone as a master of shit 'you "shite meister"

by WuddaWhist February 08, 2009

AL-en Demp-C

A rare and rather outragious looking monster who habituates in the Formby Merseyside area aka 'Blanka'. Has two Schóns - Failure and Rat Boy.

Hello Schón!!!! Ehh Mushrooms!! Failure Schon. Once told his Scóns to join the army to kill people like others. "AL-en Demp-C"

by wuddawhist February 18, 2010