Wordman's definitions

oonik

A raging douchebag who types using too many enters.

Oh man, that kid is a oonik.

by WordMan April 24, 2005

Whackida

Used to identify an object of which the actual word has escaped your mind.

"I found my pack of smokes, but where is my whakida??"

by wordman December 17, 2002

man goo

Noun: ejaculate.

Sometimes the dishwasher smells like man goo.

by wordman April 14, 2003

hoping the dog

An American term meaning to ride the greyhound bus.An interstate bus company that will take you anywhere in the USA for a low fare.Usually used by low income families,young single people or military personel.

I have to go see my grandma in Kentucky, and I dont have much money, so I guess Im hoping the dog.

by wordman July 15, 2005

bad news bears

Adj: An unlucky or hopeless state of affairs.

My wife walking in and watching the baby sitter wipe my man goo from her chin was bad news bears.

by wordman April 14, 2003

crapstick

Noun: Any stick with crap on it.


Adj: not good. see bad news bears

Noun: Don't try to pet that dog with that crapstick.

Adj. "Oh crapstick"

by wordman April 14, 2003

ratted

to snitch or tell the police or other members of authority about a crime that you have witnessed or that you saw your friend doing

man, that punk ratted me out to the cops

by wordman July 6, 2005