Woody Thomas's definitions

Tie Domi

A short, but devasting hockey fighter. Listed at 5'10" but is probably 5'8" actually. Lefty. Has knocked out guys twice his size. Still in the league after 14 years of brawling.

Tie Domi has fought every tough guy in the league.

by Woody Thomas January 8, 2006

Albanian Aggressor

Nickname of legendary hockey tough guy Tie Domi (see)

In this corner, from Windsor, Ontario, weighing 186 pounds, Tie...the Albanian Aggressor...DOE-MEE! And in that corner, also hailing from Windsor, Ontario, weighing in at 221 pounds, the National Hockey League heavyweight champion, Bad...Bob...PRO-BERT!

by Woody Thomas January 8, 2006

midnight cowboy

Movie starring Dustin Hoffman as Ratso Rizzo (from the Bronx) and a very young Jon Voight as Joe Buck (from Texas). It is the story of their misadventures trying to survive in New York City. Won Best Picture in 1969. Buck had come to NYC thinking he could make a living selling his body to women. When that plan failed, he resorted to seeking gay males as customers. The term midnight cowboy has been used meaning a male (straight or gay) who prowls for gay men who will pay him for sex.

I have seen Midnight Cowboy approximately 50 times.

by Woody Thomas January 8, 2006

sugar in his shorts

effeminate, gay, homosexual

I do believe Dennis has a little sugar in his shorts

by Woody Thomas January 8, 2006

concrete

a super thick ice cream product, actually frozen custard. The original and world's best can be found at Ted Drewe's Frozen Custard in south St. Louis. You can stick a spoon it it and turn it upside down and the spoon stays stuck in the custard.

I waited in line half an hour at Ted Drewe's to get a chocolate concrete.

by Woody Thomas January 8, 2006

stan the man

The great Stanley Frank Musial of the St. Louis Cardinals, of course. He got the name when a sportswriter overheard a Brooklyn Dodger fan say 'uh-oh, here comes that man again' as Musial was walking to the plate at a game at Ebbetts Field, sometime in the 40s. In 1946 Musial led the National League in games played, at-bats, runs scored, hits, singles, doubles, triples, RBIs, total bases, slugging percentage, and batting average.

Stan the Man went into the Hall of Fame in 1968.

by Woody Thomas July 16, 2008

masturbation rolodex

All of the people you would like to have (and/or have had)
sex with, any of which can be selected to fantasize about while masturbating.

I picked Maria from the masturbation rolodex last night

by Woody Thomas July 21, 2008