Definitions by Woody Thomas

The Sheik 

The most sadistic and bloodthirsty pro wrestler of all time. Used sharp objects to carve up opponents' foreheads and also threw "fire" in their faces. The fire was actually flash paper that The Sheik was somehow able to ignite and give the illusion he was producing a fireball out of thin air. His real name was Ed Farhat and he died in 2003 at age 76.

The Sheik and Abdullah the Butcher had a gore-fest of a match.

The Sheik by Woody Thomas December 12, 2008

boiling in the bag 

to be a fetus, to be in the uterus, an unborn child

Son, that song is a remake. I was listening to the original version before you were even boiling in the bag.

boiling in the bag by Woody Thomas December 9, 2008

stale green 

a traffic light that has been green for a long while so you know any second it is going to turn yellow so be ready

better get ready to slow down, that's a stale green light

stale green by Woody Thomas December 9, 2008

Homestyle 

A term of endearment, interchangable with homeslice, homeboy, etc. Other favorites:

home cookin'
home field advantage
homemade
home sweet home
home dog
home away from home
home brew
home of the brave
homey
homeward bound
home improvement
etc.

what up widdit homestyle?

Homestyle by Woody Thomas December 9, 2008

thorazine shuffle 

The slow, slow, shuffling forward, usually while wearing slippers and a hospital gown, of a mental patient who has been rendered nearly catatonic by the tranquilizer thorazine

Willie did the thorazine shuffle down the hallway to his room

thorazine shuffle by Woody Thomas December 9, 2008

fingernail fudge 

the feces under you fingernail after you have had your finger up a woman's ass. Often goes unnoticed at first due to the excitement of the moment when fucking her pussy and fingering her ass simultaneously.

I washed my hands but there was still a trace of fingernail fudge from when I was with Sherry.

fingernail fudge by Woody Thomas September 20, 2008

True Romance 

An average movie, ridiculously violent, but the Christopher Walken\Dennis Hopper exchange is worth the price of admission itself.

When True Romance is on cable, I watch the legendary scene where Hopper gives Walken a history lesson on Sicilians and then turn it off

True Romance by Woody Thomas September 16, 2008