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two fingers in the air

A way of saying I'm leaving, or goodbye, peace.
You all take care; for me it's two fingers in the air
by Woody Thomas December 27, 2008
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Homestyle

A term of endearment, interchangable with homeslice, homeboy, etc. Other favorites:

home cookin'
home field advantage
homemade
home sweet home
home dog
home away from home
home brew
home of the brave
homey
homeward bound
home improvement
etc.
what up widdit homestyle?
by Woody Thomas December 9, 2008
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Bushwhacker

A lesbian. Referenced in the movie "French Twist."
Have you ever known a girls phys ed teacher who isn't a bushwhacker?
by Woody Thomas January 8, 2006
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hoosier

there are basically two categories of hoosier:
A. hoosier by birth
B. hoosier by lifestyle

a hoosier by birth really has no choice but to be a hoosier. They come from a long line of hoosiers, described by St. Louisian Glenn Savan in his book White Palace as "decendants of transplanted Ozark farmers.' Usually overweight, trailor inhabiting, junk food eating, quasi-inbred folks whose idea of luxury is shopping at Wal-Mart and when in the mood for gourmet dining, go to Ponderosa. For the ultimate in entertainment, it's the Jerry Springer Show or pro wrestling. Of course, NASCAR is big also. But the mecca of the true hoosier is Six Flags Ovcr Mid-America in Eureka, MO. A disproportinate number of hoosiers can be found at hospitals, as both patients and visitors, a result of a lifetime of artery clogging, blood pressure raising diet and smoking cigarettes. Due to its proximity to Jefferson County, St. Anthony's Hospital in south St. Louis County is a prime spot for hoosier watching,

Hoosiers by lifestyle have no excuse. They more often than not come from decent families but once are grown up and on their own, they choose to live like white trash. They listen to metal music, drink beer in excess, spend hundreds of dollars on fireworks every Fourth of July, allow their dogs to shit in their neighbors' yard, and attend professional sporting events not affordable for born hoosiers, and of course they are drunk and obnoxious at these baseball/football/hockey games.
Only a total hoosier would throw an empty drink cup out of the car window.
by Woody Thomas August 20, 2008
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The Grim Reaper

Probert and the Grim Reaper went twice last night.
by Woody Thomas July 29, 2008
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brady bunch

The two-time Super Bowl Champion New England Patriots, led by quarterback Tom Brady
I predict it will be the Bears and the Brady Bunch in the 2007 Super Bowl.
by Woody Thomas January 22, 2007
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drunk as a thousand Apaches

I saw Mike at the bar last night and he was drunk as a thousand Apaches
by Woody Thomas July 29, 2008
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