Woody Thomas's definitions

dropping faster than Bill Clinton's pants

pertaining to a numerical measurement that is decreasing very rapidly; temperature, a stock price, ball player's batting average, etc.

there's a cold front blowing in from the north; the temperature is dropping faster than Bill Clinton's pants

by Woody Thomas July 30, 2008

stale green

a traffic light that has been green for a long while so you know any second it is going to turn yellow so be ready

better get ready to slow down, that's a stale green light

by Woody Thomas December 9, 2008

Christmas goose

a light pat on the derriere of a female by a male, usually a co-worker, usually at a company Christmas party

after having a few beers, I gave Michelle a little Christmas goose, and she giggled

by Woody Thomas July 20, 2008

belly bomber

What St. Louisans affectionately call a White Castle hamburger. Also known as sliders or rectum wreckers.

We went to Whitey's and got a sack of belly bombers around four in the morning.

by Woody Thomas January 7, 2006

wean peek

When a male tries to discriminately check out another guy's dick, in a locker room, shower, or at side by side urinals.

I snuck a wean peek at Steve when we were in the john yesterday. Gave me an inadequacy complex.

by Woody Thomas July 30, 2008

loaded to the gunwales

very much under the influence of one or a variety of substances

Back in my wild days I was loaded to the gunwales every other night

by Woody Thomas April 14, 2006

yang

any substance, usually kind of disgusting and unidentifiable, that gets on something. Often times the yang is dried on whatever it is on, like snot for example.

I got out a glass to drink out of, but it had some kind of yang on it, so I put it in the dishwasher.

by Woody Thomas September 13, 2009