Woody Thomas's definitions

vulva

The most beautiful, delicious thing in the world. More commonly known as a pussy. The vulva is the external part of the pussy, commonly misidentified as the "vagina," which is actually the inside part.

It's amazing that so many people are uneducated and refer to a vulva as a vagina. Idiots!

by Woody Thomas May 14, 2007

dropping faster than Bill Clinton's pants

pertaining to a numerical measurement that is decreasing very rapidly; temperature, a stock price, ball player's batting average, etc.

there's a cold front blowing in from the north; the temperature is dropping faster than Bill Clinton's pants

by Woody Thomas July 30, 2008

golden sombrero

The feat of going 0-for-4 in a ballgame, striking out each time. Could also be known as 'a day at the office for Jim Edmonds.'

...and that makes the count one ball and two strikes to Edmonds, who is now one strike away from wearing the golden sombrero

by Woody Thomas April 8, 2006

swantz

penis, the male organ, dick

I put my hand between her thighs, and my swantz began to rise

by Woody Thomas July 16, 2008

Where'd you go to high school?

A question posed by one lifelong St. Louis area native to another upon first meeting or after having recently met. The purpose is to learn if you and the other person have any mutual acquaintances.

Shelly: "Oh, you've lived in St. Louis all your life? Where'd you go to high school?"

Steve: "Pattonville"

Shelly: "Pattonville? Uh, let's see, do you know a guy named Mark Henderson?"

by Woody Thomas November 27, 2009

Salo: The 120 Days of Sodom

Infamous movie made by director Pier Paulo Pasolini in the mid 70s. It is about a group of middle aged men who have a bunch of kids captive in a castle-like place somewhere in Italy in the 40s. These men force the kids to eat shit, abuse them sexually and physically, and at the end of the movie, torture and mutilate them. The "white ring" DVD of this movie sells for as much as $900.00 on eBay.

When I saw "Salo: The 120 Days of Sodom" at a theater in 1979, by the end of the movie, only a few people were still in the place. Most could not stomach it, and walked out at some point during the film.

by Woody Thomas May 8, 2006

hotter than Texas in July

describing an extremely attractive woman

Wow, man, that chick is hotter than Texas in July!

by Woody Thomas August 30, 2008