Woody Thomas's definitions

two fingers in the air

A way of saying I'm leaving, or goodbye, peace.

You all take care; for me it's two fingers in the air

by Woody Thomas December 27, 2008

Homestyle

A term of endearment, interchangable with homeslice, homeboy, etc. Other favorites:

home cookin'
home field advantage
homemade
home sweet home
home dog
home away from home
home brew
home of the brave
homey
homeward bound
home improvement
etc.

what up widdit homestyle?

by Woody Thomas December 9, 2008

diamond sombrero

a more humiliating feat than the golden sombrero. 0 for 5 with 5 strikeouts. I don't believe even that bum Jim Edmonds has done it. However, Andrew Jones of the Braves did it the other night.

Many a player has worn the golden sombrero but few have worn the diamond sombrero

by Woody Thomas June 13, 2007

sweating like the only hooker at a Shriners convention

To be perspiring profusely

Man, it's hot in here; I'm sweating like the only hooker at a Shriners convention

by Woody Thomas July 25, 2008

what?

Used by Brits at the end of a sentence to mean 'right?' or 'don't you agree?'

That Teri Hatcher is a fine looking bird, what?

by Woody Thomas July 30, 2008

loaded to the gunwales

very much under the influence of one or a variety of substances

Back in my wild days I was loaded to the gunwales every other night

by Woody Thomas April 14, 2006

swantz

penis, the male organ, dick

I put my hand between her thighs, and my swantz began to rise

by Woody Thomas July 16, 2008