Woody Thomas's definitions

Tie Domi

A short, but devasting hockey fighter. Listed at 5'10" but is probably 5'8" actually. Lefty. Has knocked out guys twice his size. Still in the league after 14 years of brawling.

Tie Domi has fought every tough guy in the league.

by Woody Thomas January 8, 2006

yang

any substance, usually kind of disgusting and unidentifiable, that gets on something. Often times the yang is dried on whatever it is on, like snot for example.

I got out a glass to drink out of, but it had some kind of yang on it, so I put it in the dishwasher.

by Woody Thomas September 13, 2009

midnight cowboy

Movie starring Dustin Hoffman as Ratso Rizzo (from the Bronx) and a very young Jon Voight as Joe Buck (from Texas). It is the story of their misadventures trying to survive in New York City. Won Best Picture in 1969. Buck had come to NYC thinking he could make a living selling his body to women. When that plan failed, he resorted to seeking gay males as customers. The term midnight cowboy has been used meaning a male (straight or gay) who prowls for gay men who will pay him for sex.

I have seen Midnight Cowboy approximately 50 times.

by Woody Thomas January 8, 2006

brady bunch

The two-time Super Bowl Champion New England Patriots, led by quarterback Tom Brady

I predict it will be the Bears and the Brady Bunch in the 2007 Super Bowl.

by Woody Thomas January 22, 2007

sweating like the only hooker at a Shriners convention

To be perspiring profusely

Man, it's hot in here; I'm sweating like the only hooker at a Shriners convention

by Woody Thomas July 25, 2008

what?

Used by Brits at the end of a sentence to mean 'right?' or 'don't you agree?'

That Teri Hatcher is a fine looking bird, what?

by Woody Thomas July 30, 2008

diamond sombrero

a more humiliating feat than the golden sombrero. 0 for 5 with 5 strikeouts. I don't believe even that bum Jim Edmonds has done it. However, Andrew Jones of the Braves did it the other night.

Many a player has worn the golden sombrero but few have worn the diamond sombrero

by Woody Thomas June 13, 2007