Woody Thomas's definitions
What St. Louisans affectionately call a White Castle hamburger. Also known as sliders or rectum wreckers.
by Woody Thomas January 7, 2006
Get the belly bombermug. a dream where you are on the toilet taking a dump, and the toilet is somewhere in a public place, surrounded by a crowd of people, like in a shopping mall for example.
I have dreamed of sitting on a toilet that was:
on the side of a busy highway
on the side of a beachfront hotel in Florida (at least the
toilet was facing the beach, so I had an ocean view)
In a restroom, but the restroom was open at both ends
and throngs of people were walking through, and there
was no stall, just a toilet
etc etc
In my toilet dreams, I usually casually converse with
passers-by as I sit on the toilet
I have dreamed of sitting on a toilet that was:
on the side of a busy highway
on the side of a beachfront hotel in Florida (at least the
toilet was facing the beach, so I had an ocean view)
In a restroom, but the restroom was open at both ends
and throngs of people were walking through, and there
was no stall, just a toilet
etc etc
In my toilet dreams, I usually casually converse with
passers-by as I sit on the toilet
I had the toilet dream again last night, and I was waiting for people to go away so I could wipe my ass, but they wouldn't go away
by Woody Thomas January 3, 2010
Get the the toilet dreammug. An average movie, ridiculously violent, but the Christopher Walken\Dennis Hopper exchange is worth the price of admission itself.
When True Romance is on cable, I watch the legendary scene where Hopper gives Walken a history lesson on Sicilians and then turn it off
by Woody Thomas September 16, 2008
Get the True Romancemug. by Woody Thomas July 16, 2008
Get the swantzmug. The feat of going 0-for-4 in a ballgame, striking out each time. Could also be known as 'a day at the office for Jim Edmonds.'
...and that makes the count one ball and two strikes to Edmonds, who is now one strike away from wearing the golden sombrero
by Woody Thomas April 8, 2006
Get the golden sombreromug. Infamous movie made by director Pier Paulo Pasolini in the mid 70s. It is about a group of middle aged men who have a bunch of kids captive in a castle-like place somewhere in Italy in the 40s. These men force the kids to eat shit, abuse them sexually and physically, and at the end of the movie, torture and mutilate them. The "white ring" DVD of this movie sells for as much as $900.00 on eBay.
When I saw "Salo: The 120 Days of Sodom" at a theater in 1979, by the end of the movie, only a few people were still in the place. Most could not stomach it, and walked out at some point during the film.
by Woody Thomas May 8, 2006
Get the Salo: The 120 Days of Sodommug. A question posed by one lifelong St. Louis area native to another upon first meeting or after having recently met. The purpose is to learn if you and the other person have any mutual acquaintances.
Shelly: "Oh, you've lived in St. Louis all your life? Where'd you go to high school?"
Steve: "Pattonville"
Shelly: "Pattonville? Uh, let's see, do you know a guy named Mark Henderson?"
Steve: "Pattonville"
Shelly: "Pattonville? Uh, let's see, do you know a guy named Mark Henderson?"
by Woody Thomas November 27, 2009
Get the Where'd you go to high school?mug.