Woody Thomas's definitions

broke as the ten commandments

Having no available cash to spend

Tom: 'hey bro, you got any cash?'
Mike: 'no cat, I'm broke as the ten commandments.'

by Woody Thomas July 28, 2008

Homestyle

A term of endearment, interchangable with homeslice, homeboy, etc. Other favorites:

home cookin'
home field advantage
homemade
home sweet home
home dog
home away from home
home brew
home of the brave
homey
homeward bound
home improvement
etc.

what up widdit homestyle?

by Woody Thomas December 9, 2008

two fingers in the air

A way of saying I'm leaving, or goodbye, peace.

You all take care; for me it's two fingers in the air

by Woody Thomas December 27, 2008

banal

adjective, describes something that is intended to be creative and/or thought-provoking, but is really just kind of unoriginal, pretentious, and stupid.

I like most of the Doors' music, but Jim Morrison's poetry is just plain banal.

by Woody Thomas October 10, 2009

Tie Domi

A short, but devasting hockey fighter. Listed at 5'10" but is probably 5'8" actually. Lefty. Has knocked out guys twice his size. Still in the league after 14 years of brawling.

Tie Domi has fought every tough guy in the league.

by Woody Thomas January 8, 2006

boiling in the bag

to be a fetus, to be in the uterus, an unborn child

Son, that song is a remake. I was listening to the original version before you were even boiling in the bag.

by Woody Thomas December 9, 2008

Jerry's kids

The audience of a Grateful Dead show. A spoof (although not meant to be cruel) of "Jerry's Kids" for whom the Jerry Lewis telethon is held.

When the Dead were in town, all the fast food joints were filled with Jerry's Kids.

by Woody Thomas January 8, 2006