Woody Thomas's definitions
The subject of conversation when talking to Ralph on the big white telephone, usually after having consumed beer, scotch, and wine the same evening.
Joe came out of the bathroom white as a ghost and sweating his ass off. He had been talking to Ralph about a Buick on the big white telephone.
by Woody Thomas July 16, 2008
Get the Buickmug. describes something that generates much interest, excitement, anticipation, or is just very cool and exciting.
by Woody Thomas January 3, 2010
Get the sexymug. The audience of a Grateful Dead show. A spoof (although not meant to be cruel) of "Jerry's Kids" for whom the Jerry Lewis telethon is held.
by Woody Thomas January 8, 2006
Get the Jerry's kidsmug. When a male tries to discriminately check out another guy's dick, in a locker room, shower, or at side by side urinals.
by Woody Thomas July 30, 2008
Get the wean peekmug. a light pat on the derriere of a female by a male, usually a co-worker, usually at a company Christmas party
by Woody Thomas July 20, 2008
Get the Christmas goosemug. The feat of going 0-for-4 in a ballgame, striking out each time. Could also be known as 'a day at the office for Jim Edmonds.'
...and that makes the count one ball and two strikes to Edmonds, who is now one strike away from wearing the golden sombrero
by Woody Thomas April 8, 2006
Get the golden sombreromug. A question posed by one lifelong St. Louis area native to another upon first meeting or after having recently met. The purpose is to learn if you and the other person have any mutual acquaintances.
Shelly: "Oh, you've lived in St. Louis all your life? Where'd you go to high school?"
Steve: "Pattonville"
Shelly: "Pattonville? Uh, let's see, do you know a guy named Mark Henderson?"
Steve: "Pattonville"
Shelly: "Pattonville? Uh, let's see, do you know a guy named Mark Henderson?"
by Woody Thomas November 27, 2009
Get the Where'd you go to high school?mug.