Woody Thomas's definitions

cricket set

British slang for dick & balls. I can't beleive no Brit or anybody familiar with British slang has defined it here.

Come here, luv, and fondle my cricket set, there's a good girl

by Woody Thomas July 20, 2008

vulva

The most beautiful, delicious thing in the world. More commonly known as a pussy. The vulva is the external part of the pussy, commonly misidentified as the "vagina," which is actually the inside part.

It's amazing that so many people are uneducated and refer to a vulva as a vagina. Idiots!

by Woody Thomas May 14, 2007

dropping faster than Bill Clinton's pants

pertaining to a numerical measurement that is decreasing very rapidly; temperature, a stock price, ball player's batting average, etc.

there's a cold front blowing in from the north; the temperature is dropping faster than Bill Clinton's pants

by Woody Thomas July 30, 2008

sugar in his shorts

effeminate, gay, homosexual

I do believe Dennis has a little sugar in his shorts

by Woody Thomas January 8, 2006

uh

used as a pause when speaking, to elicit approval from or to impress the listener(s) after saying something meant to be profound or impressive.

Tom Hanks: "It's great to be back hosting Saturday Night Live. I haven't been here since I did a little thing called Saving Private Ryan, uh..."

by Woody Thomas December 30, 2008

ted nugent

A guy who has long hair and plays (or did at one time) rock guitar but is NOT representative of what long hair or rock 'n' roll is about. He is a fucking REDNECK who likes to kill animals and supports war. "The Nuge" is a splooge.

Ted Nugent needs to put down his crossbow, smoke some marijuana, and listen to some Dead.

by Woody Thomas December 24, 2008

youngman

A term used by gay males meaning an object of desire. Used in the book "City of Night" by John Rechy. Also in the song YMCA by the Village People.

'Youngman, there's a place you can go...to the Y-M-C-A!'

by Woody Thomas August 30, 2008