Woody Thomas's definitions

waiter's nightmare

A bad dream experienced by persons who wait tables for a living. The details in the dream may vary, but the one constant of all waiters nightmares is a full station (assigned tables) of unhappy customers (or members if the establishment is a private club). A common WN is arriving late at work and finding your station already full to capacity. Another common one is not being able to get organized, and realizing you have forgotten to turn in an order to the kitchen for a table that has been waiting a long time. Coming out of the kitchen with a tray of entrees and dropping it on the floor is a favorite. One of the more disturbing waiters nightmares is having a large table of people, or maybe even more than one table in the party, and after waiting for what seems like hours for their food to come up, and it's like midnight and all other customers and wait staff are long gone, and you go into the kitchen to check on your food, and all the cooks have cleaned up the kitchen and left, and didn't make your table's food.

Anybody who has worked as a server is familiar with the waiter's nightmare

by Woody Thomas December 11, 2009

bo

marijuana, specifically Colombian marijuana. Urban black term from the 70s. Bo is short for Colombo. Can be embellished to "bojangles."

Feel like smokin' some bo?

by Woody Thomas July 26, 2008

prell

a vaginal fart, referenced in National Lampoon years ago

she let out a big ol' prell after I pulled out

by Woody Thomas January 5, 2006

miracle

A term used by Deadheads back in the day, meaning a ticket to a show given as a gift to someone outside the venue who has no ticket. Usually given randomly by a stranger. Taken from the Grateful Dead song "I Need a Miracle."

I was walking around the parking lot when this guy came up and miracled me

by Woody Thomas January 8, 2006

Jerry's kids

The audience of a Grateful Dead show. A spoof (although not meant to be cruel) of "Jerry's Kids" for whom the Jerry Lewis telethon is held.

When the Dead were in town, all the fast food joints were filled with Jerry's Kids.

by Woody Thomas January 8, 2006

Bushwhacker

A lesbian. Referenced in the movie "French Twist."

Have you ever known a girls phys ed teacher who isn't a bushwhacker?

by Woody Thomas January 8, 2006

sin bin

The penalty box in hockey or roller derby

He got sent to the sin bin for that elbow to the head

by Woody Thomas January 8, 2006