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ted nugent

A guy who has long hair and plays (or did at one time) rock guitar but is NOT representative of what long hair or rock 'n' roll is about. He is a fucking REDNECK who likes to kill animals and supports war. "The Nuge" is a splooge.
Ted Nugent needs to put down his crossbow, smoke some marijuana, and listen to some Dead.
by Woody Thomas December 24, 2008
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vulva

The most beautiful, delicious thing in the world. More commonly known as a pussy. The vulva is the external part of the pussy, commonly misidentified as the "vagina," which is actually the inside part.
It's amazing that so many people are uneducated and refer to a vulva as a vagina. Idiots!
by Woody Thomas May 14, 2007
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cricket set

British slang for dick & balls. I can't beleive no Brit or anybody familiar with British slang has defined it here.
Come here, luv, and fondle my cricket set, there's a good girl
by Woody Thomas July 20, 2008
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vulva

the most beautiful, delicious thing in the world. More commonly known as the pussy. The vulva is the external part of the pussy, constantly misidentified as a "vagina," which is the inside part.
It's amazing how many people are so uneducated and refer to a vulva as a vagina. Idiots!
by Woody Thomas December 26, 2008
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out of the mouths of babes

a term regarding an innocent but brutally honest comment a child will make after making an observation or being asked a question
The five-year-old said he didn't want to kiss his grandmother because 'her breath smells like throw-up.' Out of the mouths of babes.
by Woody Thomas January 3, 2009
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dropping faster than Bill Clinton's pants

pertaining to a numerical measurement that is decreasing very rapidly; temperature, a stock price, ball player's batting average, etc.
there's a cold front blowing in from the north; the temperature is dropping faster than Bill Clinton's pants
by Woody Thomas July 30, 2008
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spreading like a wind-blown brush fire

When a rumor, gossip, or the like, is spreading quickly
The rumor that Bob is the father of Tina's baby is spreading like a wind-blown brush fire
by Woody Thomas July 20, 2008
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