Woody Thomas's definitions

The Sheik

The most sadistic and bloodthirsty pro wrestler of all time. Used sharp objects to carve up opponents' foreheads and also threw "fire" in their faces. The fire was actually flash paper that The Sheik was somehow able to ignite and give the illusion he was producing a fireball out of thin air. His real name was Ed Farhat and he died in 2003 at age 76.

The Sheik and Abdullah the Butcher had a gore-fest of a match.

by Woody Thomas December 12, 2008

sin bin

The penalty box in hockey or roller derby

He got sent to the sin bin for that elbow to the head

by Woody Thomas January 8, 2006

prostitution ring

a prostitution business, usually in a large city, where hookers are brought in from other cities to work for a few weeks or maybe months, then they leave town and are replaced by other women, and so on and so on

There is a new Asian prostitution ring in town, with high quality and reasonable prices

by Woody Thomas December 25, 2008

what?

Used by Brits at the end of a sentence to mean 'right?' or 'don't you agree?'

That Teri Hatcher is a fine looking bird, what?

by Woody Thomas July 30, 2008

sweating like the only hooker at a Shriners convention

To be perspiring profusely

Man, it's hot in here; I'm sweating like the only hooker at a Shriners convention

by Woody Thomas July 25, 2008

diamond sombrero

a more humiliating feat than the golden sombrero. 0 for 5 with 5 strikeouts. I don't believe even that bum Jim Edmonds has done it. However, Andrew Jones of the Braves did it the other night.

Many a player has worn the golden sombrero but few have worn the diamond sombrero

by Woody Thomas June 13, 2007

belly bomber

What St. Louisans affectionately call a White Castle hamburger. Also known as sliders or rectum wreckers.

We went to Whitey's and got a sack of belly bombers around four in the morning.

by Woody Thomas January 7, 2006