Woody's definitions

bull guard

When surfing the act of turning your board sideways and blocking another surfer from catching a wave

That bastard Jacob just bull guarded me again.

by woody April 29, 2004

beer money

unexpected or ill gotten money whose sole purpose is to purchase beer to party.

It turns out that class I signed up for was canceled, so I just sold my books and now I have beer money.

by woody March 25, 2004

rockit

slang for idiot. mainly used by neds

"aw man, your a pure rockit!"

by Woody August 18, 2004

juff

a form of felching for women only.

She juffed me

by Woody March 26, 2003

dirty hell

a nasty place to be. ones fear of real english, also easy to get by with when using with other words of jest, such as shit

WHAT THE DIRTY HELL IS THAT SHIT !!!! or THAT SHIT IS THE DIRTY HELL !!!

by woody August 9, 2003

Parrotlet

A small cute parrot. I like to kiss them and love them.

Woodrow is a cute little parrotlet that loves kisses :)

by woody November 28, 2003

it

Torquay sluttish female

"Come on lads lets go check some 'its' down the venue"

by Woody January 19, 2003