Woody's definitions

Turd Gurgler

Someone who consistaly gurglers turds.

For example: Someone who steals your last pair of socks is a "Turd gurgler"

by Woody October 31, 2004

beer money

unexpected or ill gotten money whose sole purpose is to purchase beer to party.

It turns out that class I signed up for was canceled, so I just sold my books and now I have beer money.

by woody March 25, 2004

juff

a form of felching for women only.

She juffed me

by Woody March 26, 2003

rockit

slang for idiot. mainly used by neds

"aw man, your a pure rockit!"

by Woody August 18, 2004

hung down

The mental state of a person after an inhuman amout of alcohol in consumed.

After 12 beers and 7 shots of Stoli, Mike spent the next day in bed, hung down.

by woody April 28, 2003

bredcrum

Used by "white" people mocking "black" people's term "bredren" which means homie. Ye.

Sup Bredcrum.

by Woody May 1, 2003

crackheads

{see thugs} may sometimes be a thug on crack. Or, just may be a guy on da street askin 4 ya number and smokes crack at the same time

Pass that crack nigga.

Can i have yo numba?

by Woody May 13, 2004