Woody's definitions

horse eating oats

The feel of a women's genital area having not washed for at least a month.

I fingered Alice last night.
It was like a horse eating oats.

by woody February 11, 2004

it

Torquay sluttish female

"Come on lads lets go check some 'its' down the venue"

by Woody January 19, 2003

blipfuck

person who likes Ae

"wheres nast, that blipfuck, doesnt he know ae are on in a minute?"

by Woody January 19, 2003

sigur ros

best 'rock' band in the world, better than radiohead

"Radiohead? Shite, Sigur Ros are much better"

by Woody January 19, 2003

Ezbon

Cool, Weird, Charming and Funky Dude.

Ezbon

by Woody July 1, 2006

juff

a form of felching for women only.

She juffed me

by Woody March 26, 2003

crotch gravy

Partially solid matter that collects on either side of the yam bag, and/or on the gooch.

I had so much crotch gravy you'd think it was a holiday.

by Woody April 28, 2003