Woody's definitions

fiddley-fart

(can be used as noun,verb or adj. singular or plural)
no sense or value of time, wandering, lost, a waste,a way to start an arguement with the wife

1.) Man that dipshit isn't doing nothing but fiddley-farting around.
2.) Hey that ain't worth a shitload of fiddley-farts.
3.) Alrite bitch, quit fiddely-farting around and fix my dinner !!!!!

by woody August 11, 2003

Stednott

A shameful being, whose penis has been seen by everyone in Newquay (apart from a child called Stella).

Ed, she's only just legal mate.

by Woody January 28, 2004

all skate

A phrase indicating that everyone can or must take part in a certain activity. Derived from the 1970's jargon of the inexplicably popular skating rinks.

Original: Rink DJ: "OK, we're gonna put on the BeeGees. Everybody get on on teh floor, it's an all skate!"

Now: Employee One: "Did you get to slide out of the sexual harassment training yesterday?"

Employee Two: "No. It was an all skate."

by Woody August 25, 2004

bull guard

When surfing the act of turning your board sideways and blocking another surfer from catching a wave

That bastard Jacob just bull guarded me again.

by woody April 29, 2004

sickuntz

A wog term for cool blokes.

Look at them sickuntz with kella ratzies kunt

by Woody April 10, 2005

cheermy

An extreemly intelligent person who isn't cher.

Wow look at that Cheermy over there!!

by Woody January 20, 2004

TTSP

Short for The The Strokes Party. The political party thought up By Justin (aka Julian), Woody (aka Albert), Jed (aka Fab), Lachy (aka Nick), Mrs Z (aka Nickolai). Will be joining Australian Parliament in the near future, but there will be no real legislation other than to listen to The Strokes.

TTSP members all listen to The Strokes

by Woody April 10, 2005