Woody's definitions

horse eating oats

The feel of a women's genital area having not washed for at least a month.

I fingered Alice last night.
It was like a horse eating oats.

by woody February 11, 2004

trouzer stain

ur grampa sez that when he was n bed he soiled himself. after 3 washes it was officially a trouzer stain

i got me trouzer stain when my mom cought me jerkin my gurkin

by Woody September 19, 2003

flat stackables

paper money

Martha look at all these flat stackables. I'm a gunna buy me a right nice double wide trailer. -jeb

by woody May 25, 2003

di di mau

To unass an AO (area of operations), normally because Charlie (or Baghdad Bob or some other bad guy)is about to do you doggie style.

Lieutenant: "Looks like the enemy is advancing."
Sergeant: "Yes sir. Time to di di mau before we get boofed."
Lieutenant: "What?"
Sergeant: "We should fall back before they get behind us, sir."

by Woody September 9, 2004

mugz

people, persons to crack on,

dudes


used in talkin shit

Man yall mugz needa get your priorities straight.

by Woody October 4, 2004

going steady

This term is used when you have been dating someone for a considerable length of time and have developed a strong relationswhip with them.

"Are you still shagging that bird?"
"Yeah, we're going steady"

by woody February 10, 2004

Frodo Connor

A ginger caveman-like being, with the eyesite of a dead bat. With hairy toes, and vile body secretions he is one of the most intelligent creatures on the planet. Shame he's had every disease under the sun.

When Frodo goes to iraq, the US Army will believe he is a chemical weapon that has the power to exterminate every poor cunt that comes near him.

by Woody January 28, 2004