b-day jip

completely forgetting someone's birthday but pretending like you didn't... but it's obvious you forgot. especially since you just wrapped up your stapler and tried to pass it off as the fab-u-lo-so gift of the year.

We pulled a b-day jip on Neil.
Dino got a jipped b-day card.

by Woody June 19, 2006

rockit

slang for idiot. mainly used by neds

"aw man, your a pure rockit!"

by Woody August 18, 2004

Turd Gurgler

Someone who consistaly gurglers turds.

For example: Someone who steals your last pair of socks is a "Turd gurgler"

by Woody November 01, 2004

horse eating oats

The feel of a women's genital area having not washed for at least a month.

I fingered Alice last night.
It was like a horse eating oats.

by woody February 11, 2004

ratziekunt

A wog term referring to the hairstyle; ratzie(rats tale).

Kella Ratziekunt, fuckin kella, it looks good with the kappa tracksuit kunt.

by Woody April 10, 2005

gunshot

word used by gangstas and PG's representing gun fire or just for fun

GUNSHOT! GUNSHOT! Brup. Brup.

by Woody May 01, 2003

Stednott

A shameful being, whose penis has been seen by everyone in Newquay (apart from a child called Stella).

Ed, she's only just legal mate.

by Woody January 28, 2004