Woody's definitions

bull guard

When surfing the act of turning your board sideways and blocking another surfer from catching a wave

That bastard Jacob just bull guarded me again.

by woody April 29, 2004

Thurles

Town located in central County Tipperary. Population of 8000. No tourist atractions or anything of remote interest save Semple Stadium. A Mecca for Knackers (who we call La La's when their around). A good place to get a beating on a Friday/Saturday night. A town of great, friendly people (except for the Knackers/Plastic Knackers who cause 99% of fights along with participating in 99% of thieving).

You know it's Summer when the flies and knackers (with shirts of and pigeon type walking)are around in abundance.

by Woody July 24, 2004

sickuntz

A wog term for cool blokes.

Look at them sickuntz with kella ratzies kunt

by Woody April 10, 2005

all skate

A phrase indicating that everyone can or must take part in a certain activity. Derived from the 1970's jargon of the inexplicably popular skating rinks.

Original: Rink DJ: "OK, we're gonna put on the BeeGees. Everybody get on on teh floor, it's an all skate!"

Now: Employee One: "Did you get to slide out of the sexual harassment training yesterday?"

Employee Two: "No. It was an all skate."

by Woody August 25, 2004

cheermy

An extreemly intelligent person who isn't cher.

Wow look at that Cheermy over there!!

by Woody January 20, 2004

Frudd

A stupid person. Unkown sexuality.

Look at that Fruddy.

by Woody August 23, 2004

TTSP

Short for The The Strokes Party. The political party thought up By Justin (aka Julian), Woody (aka Albert), Jed (aka Fab), Lachy (aka Nick), Mrs Z (aka Nickolai). Will be joining Australian Parliament in the near future, but there will be no real legislation other than to listen to The Strokes.

TTSP members all listen to The Strokes

by Woody April 10, 2005