58 definitions by Woody

Eyebrow Theory

The colour of one's eyebrow is mirrored by the colour of the pubes. Nuff said.

Tom: "Bell, what colour are your pubes?"

Bell: "Fuck off you dirty bastard, i aint telling you that. You're gonna get a beating!!!"

Woody: "Same as his eyebrows. It's a proven philosophical concept."

by Woody February 26, 2004

Washing theory

No matter washing powder you use, the clothes will always smell the same.

Woody always smells nice. Frosty's mum always stinks.

by Woody February 24, 2004

flat stackables

paper money

Martha look at all these flat stackables. I'm a gunna buy me a right nice double wide trailer. -jeb

by Woody May 26, 2003

ratziekunt

A wog term referring to the hairstyle; ratzie(rats tale).

Kella Ratziekunt, fuckin kella, it looks good with the kappa tracksuit kunt.

by Woody April 10, 2005

mugz

people, persons to crack on,

dudes


used in talkin shit

Man yall mugz needa get your priorities straight.

by Woody October 5, 2004

b-day jip

completely forgetting someone's birthday but pretending like you didn't... but it's obvious you forgot. especially since you just wrapped up your stapler and tried to pass it off as the fab-u-lo-so gift of the year.

We pulled a b-day jip on Neil.
Dino got a jipped b-day card.

by Woody June 19, 2006

rockit

slang for idiot. mainly used by neds

"aw man, your a pure rockit!"

by Woody August 18, 2004