Woodbilly's definitions

taint cheese

A white pus like discharge that eminates from a large person's ass crack.

My ex wife was so fat, she could scoop a pound of taint cheese from her inner thighs.

by Woodbilly December 2, 2011

Sphinctacular

An anus that is extremely tight and grips any object inserted into it.

My mistresses ass is sphinctacular compared to my wife's gape.

by Woodbilly July 20, 2012

canary killer

When tossing salad, your mate rips loose a fart.

While licking my girl's taint, she hit me with a canary killer, right in the mouth.

by Woodbilly December 2, 2011

KISSCO

Any KISS album, in which their music sounds like disco crap!

The Dynasty album is a good example of KISSCO

by Woodbilly May 14, 2011

Manopause

A time when a man's chemical balance becomes shifted and he has a breakdown and/or becomes an asshole. Symptoms include- Irritability, mood swings, thoughts of suicide, depression, over sensitivity, paranoia, and feelings of helplessness.

When Mike turned 50, his manopause kicked in and he bought a Corvette and then drove it off a cliff.

by Woodbilly May 14, 2011

Sundanal

The act of having anal sex after church or any time on Sunday.

After church, my old lady LOVES Sundanal, in order to have something to repent about next week.

by Woodbilly September 22, 2013

Ethanol

Unclean ass sex. When having anal sex and you pull out , you have a piece of corn on your dick.

I was getting my girl in the backdoor and she gave me an ethanol.

by Woodbilly June 19, 2009