Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter's definitions

dance naked in the forest

What cycle-accurate Pagans do. They take off their clothes and dance in the woods. Not necessarily a bad thing because some Pagans look quite nonsexually beautiful/handsome naked.

You can pray for me, and I'll dance naked in the forest for you.

by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 15, 2007

children of the corn

1. A horror movie about children that come from corn kernels that kill people.
2. The Amish.

1. Let's go watch Children of the Corn Urban Harvest!
2. These people are not right...they're like...children of the corn or something!

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008

Battle of Agincourt

In Henry the Fifth's time, a medieval battle with swords and spears which was fought on a freshly plowed farm field during a rainstorm. The knights got quite muddy, and many had their throats cut and were left to die in the juicy mud. And some of the knights went barefoot with cloth on instead of metal armor. One of the knights was a victim of a synchronized stabbing.

Watching the battle of Agincourt will give someone with a mud fetish a hard-on.

One of the guys was drowned in the mud by a guy in a suit of armor during the battle of Agincourt.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 9, 2008

Druidess

A female Druid. The original ones used to dance naked in the forest worshiping trees. Druids are a type of Pagan.

Also a type of character in the Faerytale Era.

That druidess with her long black hair is beautiful.
The druidess casted a spell to summon dragons.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter October 19, 2007

Gibsonize

To take a story that originally had a small bit of violence or bloodshed in it, and exaggerate it into a resplendent blood bath. Said because virtually all of Mel Gibson's movies have had gallons of blood with gruesome violence.

Murron to Braveheart:Today I fell off my skateboard and cut my knee on the pavement and a few drops of blood came out.
Braveheart to Murron's parents:Well she fell off her skateboard and severed a major artery and painted the pavement red, so I cut her throat with my fingernail and grabbed her by her feet and twirled her around to ensure good blood coverage.
Murron to Parents:Braveheart! Don't Gibsonize the story!

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 14, 2008

3-bit marriage

A state of being where you can have up to 7 spouses. Used a lot in Arabian countries. 3 bits (2 cubed) can store up to a value of 8, and you have 0 for no spouse, leaving you with 7 wives/husbands.

Yassin the Turk felt the limitations of the 3-bit marriage were too tight and converted to Cycle-Accurate Mormonism so he could have a 15-bit marriage and have a bigger family.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 9, 2008

chicken with a capital W

A Wiccan, Celtic witch, or Western European Pagan. Chicken rhymes with Wiccan, and Wiccan starts with W.

One of my friend's daughters is a chicken with a capital W because she likes Nature.

A chicken with a capital W is familiar with Artemis Pinkwar.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter November 25, 2007