Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter's definitions

Previously Owned

A euphenism for a used item. May not be a bad thing in the sense of Previously Owned DVD movie, but can be bad in the sense of a Previously Owned computer or automobile where you're buying somebody else's problem..

We have dozens of certified Previously Owned cars on the lot ready for you to drive away today!

by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 15, 2007

chicken with a capital W

A Wiccan, Celtic witch, or Western European Pagan. Chicken rhymes with Wiccan, and Wiccan starts with W.

One of my friend's daughters is a chicken with a capital W because she likes Nature.

A chicken with a capital W is familiar with Artemis Pinkwar.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter November 25, 2007

keeep

Onamatopeioa of the sound a step-on switch makes in Sonic The Hedgehog for Sega Genesis. Consists of a 3507 hertz square wave for 35 thousandths of a second. Sound Test on Sonic 1 is number "CD". A silly noise to make when you switch on a large/powerful appliance (microwave ovens actually make a similar, though not identical, sound) or flush a toilet.

The Plugger made a 'keeep' sound as he flushed his mammoth deuce down the can.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter November 25, 2007

chocolate cotton balls

Regular cotton balls dipped in melted chocolate, then allowed to solidify. Then you serve them to guests. You don't know that you're eating something so nasty till it's too late.

Rusty's mother was throwing a party to celebrate her husband's death, so he decided to submit some chocolate cotton balls as his own contribution to the family candy.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter November 27, 2007

High-Fidelity Oscilloscope

1. An electronic device that is overkill or is grossly over-engineered for a given task. An example is a 200 megahertz oscilloscope on your $8,000 CD transport to view sound waves that are four orders of magnitude less clear.

2. Any expensive device bought to "improve" the performance of a system (not just a sound system), when only a small percentage of the potential of the added on device will be used.

They now have a "gaming" network card with a K-shaped heatsink on it, which is about as pointless as a high-fidelity oscilloscope.

So you bought a blu-ray recording deck to get crisp copies off your VHS tapes you taped off of UHF rabbit ears?? You might as well as bought a high fidelity oscilloscope to draw a graph of how often the furnace switches on.

Bob Dylan spent $2,000 on a new Karoke machine with the ribbon microphone,electrostatic speaker, and Akai open-reel deck, but I personally think he wasted his money on a high fidelity oscilloscope.

RiceBoy:My $250 Yugo has remote-start, DVD video system with navigation, and premium high-octane fuel in the tank, as well as an exhaust tailpipe big enough to fit an LP record album in sideways. MuscleCarMan:(sarcastic tone)You should put in a high-fidelity oscilloscope in next!

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter November 30, 2007

polish the pope

Male masturbation. So called because the previous Pope was Polish, and the male organ looked like a Mitre and polishing it gives the user pleasure

More children would be happier if more priests would stay at home and polish the pope.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 19, 2007

ijkm

Four keys on an Apple II keyboard that stood in for the arrow keys before they put 'real' arrow keys on later models. Compare wasd. Mostly used in educational games in elementary schools back in the late 1980s.

WhiningBrat01:Hey this keyboard doesn't have arrow keys!
SaddamCastroTheTeacher:Just use the ijkm keys.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 19, 2007