Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter's definitions

spice

1. A channel on cable TV where people engage in sexual intercourse in full frontal nudity on camera.
2. A chemical, usually powdered, that is used to mask bad cooking. If the cooking is good, it can make it godly with a lowercase g.
3. Plural of spouse. Word should only be used by cycle-accurate Mormons, naked natives in the rain-forest, and Abrahamic peoples before the days they tuned out God and went with only one spouse.

1. On the Spice channel there's Amazon natives smearing themselves in moist soil and having outdoor sex.
2. Cortez's overcooked toughened heart did not taste too good to the Aztec priest, so he reached for the spice.
3. We can have a spouse of the same sex, so why not spice?

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 25, 2007

imminent global apocalypse

Used as a comparison to righteously downplay the purported wrongness of a non-criminal act when it's presented as criminal. It trivializes unnecessary hatred toward a deed.

What imminent global apocalypse will happen if I fart in public? If I had 300 million dollars I'd pay someone $20 everytime I caught them farting in public.

Is there an imminent global apocalypse that will occur if I stay up during the night while you sleep, provided that I am quiet?

No matter how hard Marx tried, he couldn't stop the imminent global apocalypse that happened when people smoked marijuana in the privacy of their own homes.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter March 4, 2008

keeep

Onamatopeioa of the sound a step-on switch makes in Sonic The Hedgehog for Sega Genesis. Consists of a 3507 hertz square wave for 35 thousandths of a second. Sound Test on Sonic 1 is number "CD". A silly noise to make when you switch on a large/powerful appliance (microwave ovens actually make a similar, though not identical, sound) or flush a toilet.

The Plugger made a 'keeep' sound as he flushed his mammoth deuce down the can.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter November 25, 2007

No Plus

The second most common outcome of Rhode Island's Keno Plus. With Keno Plus you pay twice as much for the chance of getting up to 10x the winnings. If you get No Plus, you only get 1x the winnings, or viewed alternatively, 0x the extra winnings.

I played 15 games with a $10 wager per game using with the Plus, but got No Plus on 10 games.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter October 26, 2007

Mephiroth

It's what you get when you cross the evils of Mephistopheles and Sephiroth from Final Fantasy.

Mephiroth took his blaster gun and hosed down the convent with both barrels.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 15, 2008

analog hole

The analog hole is a loophole that allows music to be copied (infringed, or pirated, according to drm worshippers) by analog ripping. Heck, you can stand in front of your computer's speakers with a microphone and duplicate a content-protected file. You can also copy a DVD 'illegally' with your cell phone's camera. It's a concept that makes the RIAA/MPAA crap their pants, though not too much since the quality degrades with each generation.

Video signals can't be easily copied through the analog hole thanks to Macrovision.

The movie theaters installed many infrared LEDs facing the silver screen to plug the analog hole, because video cameras are sensitive to infrared light.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter October 2, 2007

anti woofer tweeter

An electronics project consisting of an oscillator and a high RMS wattage tweeter. When run it generates an high-powered ultrasonic sound that annoys dogs and causes them to stop barking (woofing).

My neighbor's dog was keeping me awake at night so I fired up my anti woofer tweeter so I could sleep.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008