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wiimote

Something you find embedded inside a $8000 plasma TV, after the viewer has purchased a Nintendo Wii.
by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 14, 2007
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hydra

The best song by the band Toto, off their 1979 album of the same name. Tells about some hero who had a girlfriend who was captured by a dragon so he came to slay the dragon, but the girlfriend liked the dragon better.
You don't want your freedom, you don't want my love, you don't want your throat cut by the man you're thinking of.

Toto sings the song Hydra.
by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 15, 2007
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milk money young

In a May-December relationship, a way to describe the younger partner, especially when the younger partner looks like it hasn't passed puberty yet. May be a warning that a statutory rape could happen.
52 year old Schizo Woman:I just got a boyfriend, he's kinda young.
Rosanne:How young? Is he milk money young?
52 year old Schizo Woman:He's 14.
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hollywood marriage

The amount of time it takes for light in a vacuum to go across a distance equal to the diameter of a quark. About as long as the planck time. If you're really lucky, a hollywood marriage will last a whole month, but as they say on the weight loss commercials, 'results not typical'.
With this hollwood marriage I hope I can at least start to let go of my bride's ring before I get divorced. Bonus points if I can make it out of the church.

I made you waste about 6.28x10^18 hollywood marriages reading this definition.
by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 14, 2007
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F.M.O.T.B.

Five Minutes Off The Boat. An immigrant, can be either legal or illegal, which can't speak English and is totally uneducated in American customs.
When I heard the 64-QAM inverted UPC Morse code coming out of those people in the store, I knew they were F.M.O.T.B.
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15-bit marriage

Denoting a state of being where you are freely allowed to have from 0 to 32,767 wives/husbands. Two to the 15th power is 32,768, and there is also the state of having no spouse, so the values are from zero to thirty-two thousand, seven hundred and sixty seven. So one could have either 32,767 wives or any combination of wives and husbands in one family adding up to 32,767. The original Mormons were engineered with a 15-bit marriage, the highest in post-100A.D. history.
The Mormons had the resplendent promise of giving the user a 15-bit marriage, but in 1890 they caved in to government pressure to be cycle-inaccurate and therefore have only one spouse.

When I die I hope I can have a 15-bit marriage in Heaven.
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carded for buying a pacifier

Describing someone who is too young and feeble to be of any use to society, and instead is a burden. Can also describe the sellout children who are undercover cops who try to nail stores for selling cigarettes to them. Implies that the person in question is so young and infantile that they aren't even old enough to buy a pacifier to suck on.
Yooou watch Yu-gi-oh?! You probably get carded for buying a pacifier!

The little boy who came to the SuperFresh to try and buy a pack of Camels is so young, he should be carded for buying a pacifier.

Little Johnny drops a duece in his parents bed, and would be carded for buying a pacifier.
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