Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter's definitions

four hour erection

One of the wonderful features of Cialis, to pitch a trouser tent long enough so a gerbil can sleep underneath. Four hour erections can lead to damage of the penis if you let it go longer. The reason why there's 6,000,000,000 people on this planet breeding and sodomizing each other like animals.

"erections lasting more than four hours should be treated by a doctor, or serious damage may result"

I took Cialis, got a four hour erection and went to the shelter and had sex with 16 partners.

by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 14, 2007

homebrew cartridge

A cartridge containing flash memory that enables unsigned code or ROMs to be run on a game console. Hard to find because the ESA thinks it encourages piracy.

When my GBA has a homebrew cartridge, it can play 90 minutes of stereo music per 32MB ROM, play 5 minutes of video in 16MB, and store 100 photos in 4MB, as well as play 8-bit NES games.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008

treat me like a cow from India, not a cow from Britain

Another way of saying "be nice to me". Said because in India, cows are worshipped as gods, and in Britain, cows are mistreated and are allowed to get hoof and mouth disease and mad cow disease.

Goliath: You're ugly and would only be good as food for the birds and wild animals!
David:Treat me like a cow from India, not a cow from Britain.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008

chicken with a capital W

A Wiccan, Celtic witch, or Western European Pagan. Chicken rhymes with Wiccan, and Wiccan starts with W.

One of my friend's daughters is a chicken with a capital W because she likes Nature.

A chicken with a capital W is familiar with Artemis Pinkwar.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter November 25, 2007

3-bit marriage

A state of being where you can have up to 7 spouses. Used a lot in Arabian countries. 3 bits (2 cubed) can store up to a value of 8, and you have 0 for no spouse, leaving you with 7 wives/husbands.

Yassin the Turk felt the limitations of the 3-bit marriage were too tight and converted to Cycle-Accurate Mormonism so he could have a 15-bit marriage and have a bigger family.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 9, 2008

Gibsonize

To take a story that originally had a small bit of violence or bloodshed in it, and exaggerate it into a resplendent blood bath. Said because virtually all of Mel Gibson's movies have had gallons of blood with gruesome violence.

Murron to Braveheart:Today I fell off my skateboard and cut my knee on the pavement and a few drops of blood came out.
Braveheart to Murron's parents:Well she fell off her skateboard and severed a major artery and painted the pavement red, so I cut her throat with my fingernail and grabbed her by her feet and twirled her around to ensure good blood coverage.
Murron to Parents:Braveheart! Don't Gibsonize the story!

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 14, 2008

5cc bladder

A human bladder that holds five cubic centimeters of urine. Used to ridicule someone that's always going to the bathroom.

2:30 AM: Detrol: I gotta go pee!
2:30 AM: ManaMax: There's a bathroom on the right.
(detrol goes to the bathroom)
2:38 AM: Detrol: I really gotta go now!
2:38 AM: ManaMax: (singing) 5cc bladder! 5cc bladder! na na naaa naa naaaaa naaa!

by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 15, 2007