Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter's definitions

color cycling cat

The only magical cat you can get during Samhain. It's what you get when you cross a chamelion and a black cat. It has chromatophores in its fur which enable it to change to bright hues, including hot pink and day-glo green. Compare to horse of a different color.

In the Ozarks there's a electronics wizard that has a color cycling cat.
Deliah had a hard time finding her color cycling cat after she set down her hunting vest.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 25, 2007

hollywood marriage

The amount of time it takes for light in a vacuum to go across a distance equal to the diameter of a quark. About as long as the planck time. If you're really lucky, a hollywood marriage will last a whole month, but as they say on the weight loss commercials, 'results not typical'.

With this hollwood marriage I hope I can at least start to let go of my bride's ring before I get divorced. Bonus points if I can make it out of the church.

I made you waste about 6.28x10^18 hollywood marriages reading this definition.

by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 14, 2007

milk money young

In a May-December relationship, a way to describe the younger partner, especially when the younger partner looks like it hasn't passed puberty yet. May be a warning that a statutory rape could happen.

52 year old Schizo Woman:I just got a boyfriend, he's kinda young.
Rosanne:How young? Is he milk money young?
52 year old Schizo Woman:He's 14.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter March 4, 2008

chocolate cotton balls

Regular cotton balls dipped in melted chocolate, then allowed to solidify. Then you serve them to guests. You don't know that you're eating something so nasty till it's too late.

Rusty's mother was throwing a party to celebrate her husband's death, so he decided to submit some chocolate cotton balls as his own contribution to the family candy.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter November 27, 2007

F.M.O.T.B.

Five Minutes Off The Boat. An immigrant, can be either legal or illegal, which can't speak English and is totally uneducated in American customs.

When I heard the 64-QAM inverted UPC Morse code coming out of those people in the store, I knew they were F.M.O.T.B.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008

hydra

The best song by the band Toto, off their 1979 album of the same name. Tells about some hero who had a girlfriend who was captured by a dragon so he came to slay the dragon, but the girlfriend liked the dragon better.

You don't want your freedom, you don't want my love, you don't want your throat cut by the man you're thinking of.

Toto sings the song Hydra.

by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 15, 2007

homebrew cartridge

A cartridge containing flash memory that enables unsigned code or ROMs to be run on a game console. Hard to find because the ESA thinks it encourages piracy.

When my GBA has a homebrew cartridge, it can play 90 minutes of stereo music per 32MB ROM, play 5 minutes of video in 16MB, and store 100 photos in 4MB, as well as play 8-bit NES games.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008