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Of the elves or having to do with elves, the fairytale creature. Usually not used when referring to short Santa's elves.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter May 23, 2008
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1. Abuses controlled substances.
2. Breeds so much that they can't take care of their children and instead calls up the politicians to force a nanny-state to do the parenting for them.
3. Has been convicted of more than a traffic violation and has been in trouble of the law.
4. Steals from family and stores.
5. Borrows money from you and borrows more the very next day with no intention of paying it back.
6. Anyone with an ego problem/small penis who acts more macho than they should.
7. Someone who had premarital sex.
8. Someone who was married, and isn't married anymore, and death had no part in it.
9. Drinks alcohol to extreme and may have killed someone and got away with premeditated murder.
1. Abuses controlled substances.
2. Breeds so much that they can't take care of their children and instead calls up the politicians to force a nanny-state to do the parenting for them.
3. Has been convicted of more than a traffic violation and has been in trouble of the law.
4. Steals from family and stores.
5. Borrows money from you and borrows more the very next day with no intention of paying it back.
6. Anyone with an ego problem/small penis who acts more macho than they should.
7. Someone who had premarital sex.
8. Someone who was married, and isn't married anymore, and death had no part in it.
9. Drinks alcohol to extreme and may have killed someone and got away with premeditated murder.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter April 23, 2008
Get the LQI mug.Until 2002-2004, New England. So called because the Red Sox took 86 years to win a World Series, and the Patriots took approximately 36 SuperBowls to win one. Having a sporting event without New England is like going deer hunting without an accordian.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008
Get the The France of American Sports mug.1. A Timex slogan stating that their wristwatches could take a beating and still tell the correct time.
2. When someone in a fight in a movie is beat up more than what would cause a real person to die, yet still survives and fights back.
2. When someone in a fight in a movie is beat up more than what would cause a real person to die, yet still survives and fights back.
1. TIMEX: It takes a lickin' and it keeps on tickin'.
2. Achilles was shot several times with arrows and then I said, wow, it takes a lickin' and it keeps on tickin'. Then he got shot in his tendon.
2. Achilles was shot several times with arrows and then I said, wow, it takes a lickin' and it keeps on tickin'. Then he got shot in his tendon.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter February 19, 2008
Get the it takes a lickin' and it keeps on tickin' mug.Going to school against your will has the equivalent life-shortening effect of smoking 94,254 cigarettes. 8 hours a day times 180 days a year times 60 minutes divided by 11 minutes lost per cigarette. This calculation doesn't take into account homework, so the number of cigarettes would be even higher.
One valuable thing I learned from school is to never have children so they won't have to go through what I did.
by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter September 22, 2007
Get the school mug.An electronics project consisting of an oscillator and a high RMS wattage tweeter. When run it generates an high-powered ultrasonic sound that annoys dogs and causes them to stop barking (woofing).
My neighbor's dog was keeping me awake at night so I fired up my anti woofer tweeter so I could sleep.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008
Get the anti woofer tweeter mug.The analog hole is a loophole that allows music to be copied (infringed, or pirated, according to drm worshippers) by analog ripping. Heck, you can stand in front of your computer's speakers with a microphone and duplicate a content-protected file. You can also copy a DVD 'illegally' with your cell phone's camera. It's a concept that makes the RIAA/MPAA crap their pants, though not too much since the quality degrades with each generation.
Video signals can't be easily copied through the analog hole thanks to Macrovision.
Video signals can't be easily copied through the analog hole thanks to Macrovision.
The movie theaters installed many infrared LEDs facing the silver screen to plug the analog hole, because video cameras are sensitive to infrared light.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter October 2, 2007
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