Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter's definitions
A movie that reinforces the point that Mel Gibson is a nut who craves human blood. Features include a baby getting dashed against the ground till its neck breaks, a man's father getting his throat cut by the ruthless savages quite audibly (you can hear the cartilage) in front of him while visible spurts of blood run down his shirtless chest, a native person coated in mud, and the sacrifices, three sacrifices I could count watching it in fast-forward mode. The victims are rubbed down with a blue paint, then slaughtered. That's three realistic looking human hearts exposed to daylight and drenched in gorgeous crimson blood. It's too bad the native doesn't take a huge bite out of the cardiac muscle--but you can't win 'em all. At least twice the head is chopped off (kinda hard to see) and it's quite visible that the Homo Sapien head is thrown down the pyramid staircase and caught in a basket. The headless corpse is then thrown down the stairs later.
That throat cutting scene in apocalypto is the most realistic gashing of the human neck you will see outside of Al-Quaeda.
The ratings philistines probably denied Mel Gibson an extra scene in apocalypto where someone eats the flesh off a living human using a knife so that the last thing the victim saw as he died was his own kind eating his raw muscle tissue.
Apocalypto's sacrifice mode suffers from the Hide Your Children trope. The aztecs, Incans, and Mayans all sacrificed young children occasionally before the tribes were conquered.
The ratings philistines probably denied Mel Gibson an extra scene in apocalypto where someone eats the flesh off a living human using a knife so that the last thing the victim saw as he died was his own kind eating his raw muscle tissue.
Apocalypto's sacrifice mode suffers from the Hide Your Children trope. The aztecs, Incans, and Mayans all sacrificed young children occasionally before the tribes were conquered.
by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 15, 2007
Get the apocalyptomug. Describing someone who is too young and feeble to be of any use to society, and instead is a burden. Can also describe the sellout children who are undercover cops who try to nail stores for selling cigarettes to them. Implies that the person in question is so young and infantile that they aren't even old enough to buy a pacifier to suck on.
Yooou watch Yu-gi-oh?! You probably get carded for buying a pacifier!
The little boy who came to the SuperFresh to try and buy a pack of Camels is so young, he should be carded for buying a pacifier.
Little Johnny drops a duece in his parents bed, and would be carded for buying a pacifier.
The little boy who came to the SuperFresh to try and buy a pack of Camels is so young, he should be carded for buying a pacifier.
Little Johnny drops a duece in his parents bed, and would be carded for buying a pacifier.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter March 4, 2008
Get the carded for buying a pacifiermug. When Bush took over from Bill Clinton, all hopes of peace and cheap joyrides vanished.
If I let a girl suck my dick at work, it wouldn't of gotten on TV, but with Bill Clinton it's heard everywhere.
If I let a girl suck my dick at work, it wouldn't of gotten on TV, but with Bill Clinton it's heard everywhere.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter October 26, 2007
Get the Bill Clintonmug. 1. Another word for The Man. Gets you busted for possession of marijuana, copying DVDs, and other "crimes". Never ever in a Gogolplexian years does the prosecution do a good thing for yourself.
2. What you'll be on the receiving end of if you screw up.
2. What you'll be on the receiving end of if you screw up.
1. In Heaven the prosecution is spiritually incapable of winning ever.
2. Violators subject to prosecution.
2. Violators subject to prosecution.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter May 23, 2008
Get the prosecutionmug. Onamatopeioa of the sound a step-on switch makes in Sonic The Hedgehog for Sega Genesis. Consists of a 3507 hertz square wave for 35 thousandths of a second. Sound Test on Sonic 1 is number "CD". A silly noise to make when you switch on a large/powerful appliance (microwave ovens actually make a similar, though not identical, sound) or flush a toilet.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter November 25, 2007
Get the keeepmug. Used as a comparison to righteously downplay the purported wrongness of a non-criminal act when it's presented as criminal. It trivializes unnecessary hatred toward a deed.
What imminent global apocalypse will happen if I fart in public? If I had 300 million dollars I'd pay someone $20 everytime I caught them farting in public.
Is there an imminent global apocalypse that will occur if I stay up during the night while you sleep, provided that I am quiet?
No matter how hard Marx tried, he couldn't stop the imminent global apocalypse that happened when people smoked marijuana in the privacy of their own homes.
Is there an imminent global apocalypse that will occur if I stay up during the night while you sleep, provided that I am quiet?
No matter how hard Marx tried, he couldn't stop the imminent global apocalypse that happened when people smoked marijuana in the privacy of their own homes.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter March 4, 2008
Get the imminent global apocalypsemug. One of the few Mormons who openly practices polygamy and doesn't do statutory rape and/or breed too much. The only Mormons to grow a set and stand up for what they believe in.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 25, 2007
Get the cycle-accurate Mormonmug.