When the Highway Department paints the roadway black with exterior paint when they were actually asked to lay down real asphalt. It looks like a freshly paved road. It's black like a freshly paved road. It rides like a road with many driveway sealer cracks because it still is a road with driveway sealer cracks, you just can't see them because the rest of the road is black.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter September 19, 2007
Like a 1 bit number, it's either on or off. You either have a spouse or you don't. Unfortunately it's the standard in the United States of America and you can't have more.
America is a country where you can only have a 1-bit marriage, but they don't care if the spouse is the same gender as you.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 24, 2007
A drug that kills fungus. Used for itches on human feet and itches on cats. Or could imply that the owner of such a prescription has hygiene problems.
I found a tube of fungicide in my new girlfriend's medicine cabinet! Now I don't know what she's crawling with!
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 03, 2008
A state of being where you can have up to 7 spouses. Used a lot in Arabian countries. 3 bits (2 cubed) can store up to a value of 8, and you have 0 for no spouse, leaving you with 7 wives/husbands.
Yassin the Turk felt the limitations of the 3-bit marriage were too tight and converted to Cycle-Accurate Mormonism so he could have a 15-bit marriage and have a bigger family.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 24, 2007
A female Druid. The original ones used to dance naked in the forest worshiping trees. Druids are a type of Pagan.
Also a type of character in the Faerytale Era.
Also a type of character in the Faerytale Era.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter October 04, 2007
As Mephiroth spun the turntable of his record player backwards, he could hear the luciferan chanting...you are going to ruin your record player needle...you are going to ruin your record player needle...
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 09, 2008
Five Minutes Off The Boat. An immigrant, can be either legal or illegal, which can't speak English and is totally uneducated in American customs.
When I heard the 64-QAM inverted UPC Morse code coming out of those people in the store, I knew they were F.M.O.T.B.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 03, 2008