Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter's definitions

school

Going to school against your will has the equivalent life-shortening effect of smoking 94,254 cigarettes. 8 hours a day times 180 days a year times 60 minutes divided by 11 minutes lost per cigarette. This calculation doesn't take into account homework, so the number of cigarettes would be even higher.

One valuable thing I learned from school is to never have children so they won't have to go through what I did.

by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter September 22, 2007

analog hole

The analog hole is a loophole that allows music to be copied (infringed, or pirated, according to drm worshippers) by analog ripping. Heck, you can stand in front of your computer's speakers with a microphone and duplicate a content-protected file. You can also copy a DVD 'illegally' with your cell phone's camera. It's a concept that makes the RIAA/MPAA crap their pants, though not too much since the quality degrades with each generation.

Video signals can't be easily copied through the analog hole thanks to Macrovision.

The movie theaters installed many infrared LEDs facing the silver screen to plug the analog hole, because video cameras are sensitive to infrared light.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter October 2, 2007

anti woofer tweeter

An electronics project consisting of an oscillator and a high RMS wattage tweeter. When run it generates an high-powered ultrasonic sound that annoys dogs and causes them to stop barking (woofing).

My neighbor's dog was keeping me awake at night so I fired up my anti woofer tweeter so I could sleep.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008

Druidess

A female Druid. The original ones used to dance naked in the forest worshiping trees. Druids are a type of Pagan.

Also a type of character in the Faerytale Era.

That druidess with her long black hair is beautiful.
The druidess casted a spell to summon dragons.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter October 19, 2007

children of the corn

1. A horror movie about children that come from corn kernels that kill people.
2. The Amish.

1. Let's go watch Children of the Corn Urban Harvest!
2. These people are not right...they're like...children of the corn or something!

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008

hollywood marriage

The amount of time it takes for light in a vacuum to go across a distance equal to the diameter of a quark. About as long as the planck time. If you're really lucky, a hollywood marriage will last a whole month, but as they say on the weight loss commercials, 'results not typical'.

With this hollwood marriage I hope I can at least start to let go of my bride's ring before I get divorced. Bonus points if I can make it out of the church.

I made you waste about 6.28x10^18 hollywood marriages reading this definition.

by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 14, 2007

fungicide

A drug that kills fungus. Used for itches on human feet and itches on cats. Or could imply that the owner of such a prescription has hygiene problems.

I found a tube of fungicide in my new girlfriend's medicine cabinet! Now I don't know what she's crawling with!

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008