Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter's definitions

BFBF

Big Firey (or flippin') Blue Flame. Used as a saying to ward off a large inferno or warn someone when someone disobeys basic fire-safety rules.

My friend put the paper plate on the gas range and quickly turned it off. So I said BFBF!

I yelled "Dude! BFBF!" as K. Gibler went to set the 5 year old newspapers onto the halogen torcheire which was turned on.

by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 15, 2007

book pirate

One who infringes the copyright of a book by reading it in the store and memorizing it without paying for it.

That new Davinci Barcode book seems interesting, I'm gonna head over to Barnes & Noble and book pirate it.

He went to the convenience store and book pirated some tentacle hentai comics.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008

SwordFire

A weapon in the Scorpion King, created by dipping a medieval sword's blade in gasoline (or in medieval times) lamp oil and lighting it. If you can't cut anyone with a SwordFire you can still burn huts with it.

Brodan attacked Zoras with his SwordFire, igniting his leather armor and then he stabbed him in the chest.

The idiot on that Break.com video burned his shirt and lost his arm hairs with a SwordFire.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter October 19, 2007

keeep

Onamatopeioa of the sound a step-on switch makes in Sonic The Hedgehog for Sega Genesis. Consists of a 3507 hertz square wave for 35 thousandths of a second. Sound Test on Sonic 1 is number "CD". A silly noise to make when you switch on a large/powerful appliance (microwave ovens actually make a similar, though not identical, sound) or flush a toilet.

The Plugger made a 'keeep' sound as he flushed his mammoth deuce down the can.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter November 25, 2007

1-bit marriage

Like a 1 bit number, it's either on or off. You either have a spouse or you don't. Unfortunately it's the standard in the United States of America and you can't have more.

America is a country where you can only have a 1-bit marriage, but they don't care if the spouse is the same gender as you.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 9, 2008

atheist

1. Liberal Atheist: One who lobbies for freedom FROM religion instead of freedom OF religion. Throws their legal weight around to erase gods and goddesses from all aspects of the lives of Homo Sapiens. If they had a deity it would be the flag. Is a real problem and is very closed-minded to look for any diety.

2. Conservative Atheist: A peaceful person that can't notice God, perhaps because they don't want to, or because they don't see the world that way. No more of a problem to society than a properly operating Pagan.

Atheist:How can you believe in God if you cannot touch him or see him?
Christian:How can you believe in radio waves? You can't touch or see them!
Pagan:Peace dudes, we need to be nice to the environment and get along. Thor told me the moon's gonna crescent on September 13.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter October 2, 2007

treat me like a cow from India, not a cow from Britain

Another way of saying "be nice to me". Said because in India, cows are worshipped as gods, and in Britain, cows are mistreated and are allowed to get hoof and mouth disease and mad cow disease.

Goliath: You're ugly and would only be good as food for the birds and wild animals!
David:Treat me like a cow from India, not a cow from Britain.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008