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Describing someone who is too young and feeble to be of any use to society, and instead is a burden. Can also describe the sellout children who are undercover cops who try to nail stores for selling cigarettes to them. Implies that the person in question is so young and infantile that they aren't even old enough to buy a pacifier to suck on.
Yooou watch Yu-gi-oh?! You probably get carded for buying a pacifier!
The little boy who came to the SuperFresh to try and buy a pack of Camels is so young, he should be carded for buying a pacifier.
Little Johnny drops a duece in his parents bed, and would be carded for buying a pacifier.
The little boy who came to the SuperFresh to try and buy a pack of Camels is so young, he should be carded for buying a pacifier.
Little Johnny drops a duece in his parents bed, and would be carded for buying a pacifier.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter March 4, 2008
Get the carded for buying a pacifier mug.A movie that reinforces the point that Mel Gibson is a nut who craves human blood. Features include a baby getting dashed against the ground till its neck breaks, a man's father getting his throat cut by the ruthless savages quite audibly (you can hear the cartilage) in front of him while visible spurts of blood run down his shirtless chest, a native person coated in mud, and the sacrifices, three sacrifices I could count watching it in fast-forward mode. The victims are rubbed down with a blue paint, then slaughtered. That's three realistic looking human hearts exposed to daylight and drenched in gorgeous crimson blood. It's too bad the native doesn't take a huge bite out of the cardiac muscle--but you can't win 'em all. At least twice the head is chopped off (kinda hard to see) and it's quite visible that the Homo Sapien head is thrown down the pyramid staircase and caught in a basket. The headless corpse is then thrown down the stairs later.
That throat cutting scene in apocalypto is the most realistic gashing of the human neck you will see outside of Al-Quaeda.
The ratings philistines probably denied Mel Gibson an extra scene in apocalypto where someone eats the flesh off a living human using a knife so that the last thing the victim saw as he died was his own kind eating his raw muscle tissue.
Apocalypto's sacrifice mode suffers from the Hide Your Children trope. The aztecs, Incans, and Mayans all sacrificed young children occasionally before the tribes were conquered.
The ratings philistines probably denied Mel Gibson an extra scene in apocalypto where someone eats the flesh off a living human using a knife so that the last thing the victim saw as he died was his own kind eating his raw muscle tissue.
Apocalypto's sacrifice mode suffers from the Hide Your Children trope. The aztecs, Incans, and Mayans all sacrificed young children occasionally before the tribes were conquered.
by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 15, 2007
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If I let a girl suck my dick at work, it wouldn't of gotten on TV, but with Bill Clinton it's heard everywhere.
If I let a girl suck my dick at work, it wouldn't of gotten on TV, but with Bill Clinton it's heard everywhere.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter October 26, 2007
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by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter September 23, 2007
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1. Use of banner ads with Microsoft Windows windows in them to make one think their computer has a problem.
2. Withholds useful information from you until you click Yes on "Do you want to install and run" so they can spread their malware.
3. Rapid and annoying moving iPods or other shiny things/status sympols that might make a Neanderthal have a four hour erection.
3a. So-called free iPods/Xbox 360s that require you to sell your name and address to loads of advertising cartels and require you to buy many other things you don't want AND require your friends to do the same.
4. Pop up/Pop under ads. Need I say more?
5. Microsoft Windows XP Messenger Service black-on-grey text ads that say your computer will die unless you install a virus on it that kills your PC anyway.
6. AOL Discs--self explanatory.
7. Any advertisement for a cult that would make the Jehovah's Witnesses blush.
8. while (1){ ~linux/home$festival -tts "Head On Apply Directly to the forehead!" }
9. Obvious corporate theft from consumers/double-dipping such as advertisements on DVDs, in movie theaters and on Cable/Dish TV.
10. Ads that make you feel sad in misleading ways, such as one for Ron the indigent atheist terrorist needs you to paypal him $20 so he can bomb a church.
11. Windows Vista which appeals to people who give up their freedom to run emulators and file sharing so they can have shiny pretty cute windows that stack like glass.
1. Use of banner ads with Microsoft Windows windows in them to make one think their computer has a problem.
2. Withholds useful information from you until you click Yes on "Do you want to install and run" so they can spread their malware.
3. Rapid and annoying moving iPods or other shiny things/status sympols that might make a Neanderthal have a four hour erection.
3a. So-called free iPods/Xbox 360s that require you to sell your name and address to loads of advertising cartels and require you to buy many other things you don't want AND require your friends to do the same.
4. Pop up/Pop under ads. Need I say more?
5. Microsoft Windows XP Messenger Service black-on-grey text ads that say your computer will die unless you install a virus on it that kills your PC anyway.
6. AOL Discs--self explanatory.
7. Any advertisement for a cult that would make the Jehovah's Witnesses blush.
8. while (1){ ~linux/home$festival -tts "Head On Apply Directly to the forehead!" }
9. Obvious corporate theft from consumers/double-dipping such as advertisements on DVDs, in movie theaters and on Cable/Dish TV.
10. Ads that make you feel sad in misleading ways, such as one for Ron the indigent atheist terrorist needs you to paypal him $20 so he can bomb a church.
11. Windows Vista which appeals to people who give up their freedom to run emulators and file sharing so they can have shiny pretty cute windows that stack like glass.
AOL tactics keep Geek Squad and Firedog in business.
Spank the Monkey and win -$20 is another AOL tactic.
Spank the Monkey and win -$20 is another AOL tactic.
by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 14, 2007
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Although I don't like what Fidel Castro stands for, I wish I had his inability to die.
Fidel Castro won't need cryogenic body storage when he dies, that is, if he dies before the Sun goes into red-dwarf stage.
Fidel Castro won't need cryogenic body storage when he dies, that is, if he dies before the Sun goes into red-dwarf stage.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 19, 2007
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Densetsu of Zelda is a good NES game.
In the Middle Ages, there was the densetsu of the man who could rip Twizzlers sideways. His name was Conan the Destroyer.
Densetsu of Zelda is a good NES game.
In the Middle Ages, there was the densetsu of the man who could rip Twizzlers sideways. His name was Conan the Destroyer.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008
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