Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter's definitions
Any form of aggressive advertising that does any of the following actions, almost all of which are legal in the USA but not necessarily morally correct:
1. Use of banner ads with Microsoft Windows windows in them to make one think their computer has a problem.
2. Withholds useful information from you until you click Yes on "Do you want to install and run" so they can spread their malware.
3. Rapid and annoying moving iPods or other shiny things/status sympols that might make a Neanderthal have a four hour erection.
3a. So-called free iPods/Xbox 360s that require you to sell your name and address to loads of advertising cartels and require you to buy many other things you don't want AND require your friends to do the same.
4. Pop up/Pop under ads. Need I say more?
5. Microsoft Windows XP Messenger Service black-on-grey text ads that say your computer will die unless you install a virus on it that kills your PC anyway.
6. AOL Discs--self explanatory.
7. Any advertisement for a cult that would make the Jehovah's Witnesses blush.
8. while (1){ ~linux/home$festival -tts "Head On Apply Directly to the forehead!" }
9. Obvious corporate theft from consumers/double-dipping such as advertisements on DVDs, in movie theaters and on Cable/Dish TV.
10. Ads that make you feel sad in misleading ways, such as one for Ron the indigent atheist terrorist needs you to paypal him $20 so he can bomb a church.
11. Windows Vista which appeals to people who give up their freedom to run emulators and file sharing so they can have shiny pretty cute windows that stack like glass.
1. Use of banner ads with Microsoft Windows windows in them to make one think their computer has a problem.
2. Withholds useful information from you until you click Yes on "Do you want to install and run" so they can spread their malware.
3. Rapid and annoying moving iPods or other shiny things/status sympols that might make a Neanderthal have a four hour erection.
3a. So-called free iPods/Xbox 360s that require you to sell your name and address to loads of advertising cartels and require you to buy many other things you don't want AND require your friends to do the same.
4. Pop up/Pop under ads. Need I say more?
5. Microsoft Windows XP Messenger Service black-on-grey text ads that say your computer will die unless you install a virus on it that kills your PC anyway.
6. AOL Discs--self explanatory.
7. Any advertisement for a cult that would make the Jehovah's Witnesses blush.
8. while (1){ ~linux/home$festival -tts "Head On Apply Directly to the forehead!" }
9. Obvious corporate theft from consumers/double-dipping such as advertisements on DVDs, in movie theaters and on Cable/Dish TV.
10. Ads that make you feel sad in misleading ways, such as one for Ron the indigent atheist terrorist needs you to paypal him $20 so he can bomb a church.
11. Windows Vista which appeals to people who give up their freedom to run emulators and file sharing so they can have shiny pretty cute windows that stack like glass.
AOL tactics keep Geek Squad and Firedog in business.
Spank the Monkey and win -$20 is another AOL tactic.
Spank the Monkey and win -$20 is another AOL tactic.
by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 14, 2007
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Although I don't like what Fidel Castro stands for, I wish I had his inability to die.
Fidel Castro won't need cryogenic body storage when he dies, that is, if he dies before the Sun goes into red-dwarf stage.
Fidel Castro won't need cryogenic body storage when he dies, that is, if he dies before the Sun goes into red-dwarf stage.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 19, 2007
Get the fidel castro mug.Densetsu is a good Bob Marley and the Wailers album.
Densetsu of Zelda is a good NES game.
In the Middle Ages, there was the densetsu of the man who could rip Twizzlers sideways. His name was Conan the Destroyer.
Densetsu of Zelda is a good NES game.
In the Middle Ages, there was the densetsu of the man who could rip Twizzlers sideways. His name was Conan the Destroyer.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008
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Seeing one of these knights while in battle should instill fear as you might end up painting his armor.
Seeing one of these knights while in battle should instill fear as you might end up painting his armor.
King Arthur, the knight in bloody armor, stabbed his son with Excalibur and the blood came out Mordred's mouth.
That's when William Wallace, the knight in bloody armor, slit open the Queen's chest, revealing her insides. He then removed them, slathering himself in their resplendent glory.
That's when William Wallace, the knight in bloody armor, slit open the Queen's chest, revealing her insides. He then removed them, slathering himself in their resplendent glory.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 9, 2008
Get the knight in bloody armor mug.The only redeeming feature of a dog, when it recycles its food by eating its doo doo. Oh yeah, and occasional honking up of grass (the lawn kind) on the windowsill.
We filled a double layer blu-ray recordable disc with 1080p dog coprophagia.
Why don't they hurry up and make a genetically modified cat with obsessive incurable coprophagia?
Why don't they hurry up and make a genetically modified cat with obsessive incurable coprophagia?
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 25, 2007
Get the coprophagia mug.Of the elves or having to do with elves, the fairytale creature. Usually not used when referring to short Santa's elves.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter May 23, 2008
Get the elven mug.When you take a 3 inch or shorter dagger and saw off the feet of a victim at the ankles, then saw off the lower legs, then the upper legs, then the hands at the wrists, then the lower arms, then the upper arms, then, just before he dies from a lack of blood, you slit his throat and cut off his head. So called because when you get done, there's 14 pieces of the body.
Osiris was a victim of a 14 piece dismemberment.
When King Arthur did a 14 piece dismemberment to Igraine, you could hear the sound of her spurting blood colliding with his shiny silver plate armor, as well as her screams of pain as her flesh was sliced open.
When King Arthur did a 14 piece dismemberment to Igraine, you could hear the sound of her spurting blood colliding with his shiny silver plate armor, as well as her screams of pain as her flesh was sliced open.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008
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