Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter's definitions

0.244212963 hertz

1. The purported frequency at which Aztec human sacrifices were occuring in 1487 during the reconsecration of the Great Pyramid of Tenochtitlan. This is a period of 4.09478673 seconds between sacrifices. The number is probably inflated as a propaganda tool to use against their foes.

2. A mythical radio modulation method that uses very low frequency blood waves to send propaganda to Conquistadors.

1. The Aztecs were slitting people's chests and tearing their hearts out in the 0.244212963 hertz range.

2. What Ham mode is faster than 30 seconds per dot Morse code and has an equal signal propagation written in blood? Tune to 0.244212963 hertz (0.000244212963 Mhz Upper Sideband(!))on your rig to hear the answer!

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter October 3, 2007

it takes a lickin' and it keeps on tickin'

1. A Timex slogan stating that their wristwatches could take a beating and still tell the correct time.

2. When someone in a fight in a movie is beat up more than what would cause a real person to die, yet still survives and fights back.

1. TIMEX: It takes a lickin' and it keeps on tickin'.

2. Achilles was shot several times with arrows and then I said, wow, it takes a lickin' and it keeps on tickin'. Then he got shot in his tendon.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter February 19, 2008

dance naked in the forest

What cycle-accurate Pagans do. They take off their clothes and dance in the woods. Not necessarily a bad thing because some Pagans look quite nonsexually beautiful/handsome naked.

You can pray for me, and I'll dance naked in the forest for you.

by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 15, 2007

children of the corn

1. A horror movie about children that come from corn kernels that kill people.
2. The Amish.

1. Let's go watch Children of the Corn Urban Harvest!
2. These people are not right...they're like...children of the corn or something!

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008

Druidess

A female Druid. The original ones used to dance naked in the forest worshiping trees. Druids are a type of Pagan.

Also a type of character in the Faerytale Era.

That druidess with her long black hair is beautiful.
The druidess casted a spell to summon dragons.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter October 19, 2007

elven

Of the elves or having to do with elves, the fairytale creature. Usually not used when referring to short Santa's elves.

I know a girl who has elven pointy ears.
An elven lifespan is very long.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter May 23, 2008

coprophagia

The only redeeming feature of a dog, when it recycles its food by eating its doo doo. Oh yeah, and occasional honking up of grass (the lawn kind) on the windowsill.

We filled a double layer blu-ray recordable disc with 1080p dog coprophagia.
Why don't they hurry up and make a genetically modified cat with obsessive incurable coprophagia?

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 25, 2007