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The Christian afterlife, when lions can be petted by humans while sitting next to a lamb, without fear of getting mauled. Since humans are of the animal kingdom, they will behave good too.
In the age of well-behaving animals, no strain of bacteria would not make us sick, and elephants wouldn't trample children.
In the age of well-behaving animals, no one would bother going to war or steal from someone.
In the age of well-behaving animals, no one would bother going to war or steal from someone.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008
Get the the age of well-behaving animals mug.A cool made up male Viking name, it is Thor crossed with Odin. So if someone's a little higher than the pagan gods, they are Thorodin. Pronounced thore-uh-dinn.
Thorodin tore out the Crusader's jugular vein with his teeth like it was the tape out of a cassette.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 25, 2007
Get the Thorodin mug.Harakiri, seppuku, belly cutting. It's when you take a samurai sword and carve into the skin and fat of your abdomen and as you feel the pain, reach into the bloody mess and pull out your guts. Most likely you die from a lack of blood. Some more cowardly samurai would get their friend to chop off their head to ease the pain.
My geisha left me, my trainer got shot with arrows, and my bird ran away...I'm slitting my stomach.
I'm a manly samurai--I'm slitting my stomach, and I don't want any assistance as I go on my instant trip to an eternal vacation.
I'm a manly samurai--I'm slitting my stomach, and I don't want any assistance as I go on my instant trip to an eternal vacation.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 25, 2007
Get the I'm slitting my stomach mug.Like a 1 bit number, it's either on or off. You either have a spouse or you don't. Unfortunately it's the standard in the United States of America and you can't have more.
America is a country where you can only have a 1-bit marriage, but they don't care if the spouse is the same gender as you.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 9, 2008
Get the 1-bit marriage mug.1. Liberal Atheist: One who lobbies for freedom FROM religion instead of freedom OF religion. Throws their legal weight around to erase gods and goddesses from all aspects of the lives of Homo Sapiens. If they had a deity it would be the flag. Is a real problem and is very closed-minded to look for any diety.
2. Conservative Atheist: A peaceful person that can't notice God, perhaps because they don't want to, or because they don't see the world that way. No more of a problem to society than a properly operating Pagan.
2. Conservative Atheist: A peaceful person that can't notice God, perhaps because they don't want to, or because they don't see the world that way. No more of a problem to society than a properly operating Pagan.
Atheist:How can you believe in God if you cannot touch him or see him?
Christian:How can you believe in radio waves? You can't touch or see them!
Pagan:Peace dudes, we need to be nice to the environment and get along. Thor told me the moon's gonna crescent on September 13.
Christian:How can you believe in radio waves? You can't touch or see them!
Pagan:Peace dudes, we need to be nice to the environment and get along. Thor told me the moon's gonna crescent on September 13.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter October 2, 2007
Get the atheist mug.When referring to the USA, it refers to a country that supports intellectual terrorism with it's anti-circumvention laws, region locks, RIAA, MPAA, ESA, corporate double-dipping, charging for a television broadcast ,software patents, and the shutting down of merchants that sell mod chips.
The only freedom of religion in the USA is freedom from religion.
Bush sends his own kind to die in a war for oil--if you happen to be an atheist, you are allowed to think that it's a 'my god can beat up your god' war.
The tax code is the most complicated of any industrialized nation.
The USA is the place where unborn children go to die against their will.
Like a heroin addict looking for his next fix, the USA has to start wars with other countries.
Do-gooders force their ways on others to eliminate violence/profanity in the fantasy world.
You can sodomize your husband, but it's illegal to have another wife to hug.
Hate crimes towards immigrants.
The war on drugs...need I say more?
The only freedom of religion in the USA is freedom from religion.
Bush sends his own kind to die in a war for oil--if you happen to be an atheist, you are allowed to think that it's a 'my god can beat up your god' war.
The tax code is the most complicated of any industrialized nation.
The USA is the place where unborn children go to die against their will.
Like a heroin addict looking for his next fix, the USA has to start wars with other countries.
Do-gooders force their ways on others to eliminate violence/profanity in the fantasy world.
You can sodomize your husband, but it's illegal to have another wife to hug.
Hate crimes towards immigrants.
The war on drugs...need I say more?
Friends don't let friends limit their freedom in the United States Of America.
A Christian in the United States Of America is treated like a shedding cat in a room full of people allergic to cats.
A Christian in the United States Of America is treated like a shedding cat in a room full of people allergic to cats.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 17, 2008
Get the United States Of America mug.Big Firey (or flippin') Blue Flame. Used as a saying to ward off a large inferno or warn someone when someone disobeys basic fire-safety rules.
My friend put the paper plate on the gas range and quickly turned it off. So I said BFBF!
I yelled "Dude! BFBF!" as K. Gibler went to set the 5 year old newspapers onto the halogen torcheire which was turned on.
I yelled "Dude! BFBF!" as K. Gibler went to set the 5 year old newspapers onto the halogen torcheire which was turned on.
by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 15, 2007
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