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14 piece dismemberment

When you take a 3 inch or shorter dagger and saw off the feet of a victim at the ankles, then saw off the lower legs, then the upper legs, then the hands at the wrists, then the lower arms, then the upper arms, then, just before he dies from a lack of blood, you slit his throat and cut off his head. So called because when you get done, there's 14 pieces of the body.
Osiris was a victim of a 14 piece dismemberment.

When King Arthur did a 14 piece dismemberment to Igraine, you could hear the sound of her spurting blood colliding with his shiny silver plate armor, as well as her screams of pain as her flesh was sliced open.
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knight in bloody armor

A medieval knight in polished shiny plate armor which is now splattered and dripping with the blood and bits of the guts of someone the knight has murdered.
Seeing one of these knights while in battle should instill fear as you might end up painting his armor.
King Arthur, the knight in bloody armor, stabbed his son with Excalibur and the blood came out Mordred's mouth.

That's when William Wallace, the knight in bloody armor, slit open the Queen's chest, revealing her insides. He then removed them, slathering himself in their resplendent glory.
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LQI

Lower Quality Individual. Someone who has at least two of the following traits:
1. Abuses controlled substances.
2. Breeds so much that they can't take care of their children and instead calls up the politicians to force a nanny-state to do the parenting for them.
3. Has been convicted of more than a traffic violation and has been in trouble of the law.
4. Steals from family and stores.
5. Borrows money from you and borrows more the very next day with no intention of paying it back.
6. Anyone with an ego problem/small penis who acts more macho than they should.
7. Someone who had premarital sex.
8. Someone who was married, and isn't married anymore, and death had no part in it.
9. Drinks alcohol to extreme and may have killed someone and got away with premeditated murder.
Don't go to that town, it's full of LQI's.

I know a LQI in my neighborhood.
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The France of American Sports

Until 2002-2004, New England. So called because the Red Sox took 86 years to win a World Series, and the Patriots took approximately 36 SuperBowls to win one. Having a sporting event without New England is like going deer hunting without an accordian.
New England is The France of American Sports, they almost never win any games.
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Mordred

A half-naked boy with oily skin (but no pimples) who speared King Arthur back in the Faerytale Era. Son of Morgan Lefay and King Arthur. Wears the coolest armor. Blood came out his mouth once Excalibur went into his lungs by way of his chest.
The shiny, glossy Mordred danced naked in the forest, hoping to attract Guinevere. Then Lancelot caught him and made him put clothes on.

Mordred took Percival to the tree.
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four hour erection

One of the wonderful features of Cialis, to pitch a trouser tent long enough so a gerbil can sleep underneath. Four hour erections can lead to damage of the penis if you let it go longer. The reason why there's 6,000,000,000 people on this planet breeding and sodomizing each other like animals.
"erections lasting more than four hours should be treated by a doctor, or serious damage may result"

I took Cialis, got a four hour erection and went to the shelter and had sex with 16 partners.
by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 14, 2007
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No Plus

The second most common outcome of Rhode Island's Keno Plus. With Keno Plus you pay twice as much for the chance of getting up to 10x the winnings. If you get No Plus, you only get 1x the winnings, or viewed alternatively, 0x the extra winnings.
I played 15 games with a $10 wager per game using with the Plus, but got No Plus on 10 games.
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