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The amount of time it takes for light in a vacuum to go across a distance equal to the diameter of a quark. About as long as the planck time. If you're really lucky, a hollywood marriage will last a whole month, but as they say on the weight loss commercials, 'results not typical'.
With this hollwood marriage I hope I can at least start to let go of my bride's ring before I get divorced. Bonus points if I can make it out of the church.
I made you waste about 6.28x10^18 hollywood marriages reading this definition.
I made you waste about 6.28x10^18 hollywood marriages reading this definition.
by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 14, 2007
Get the hollywood marriage mug.The best song by the band Toto, off their 1979 album of the same name. Tells about some hero who had a girlfriend who was captured by a dragon so he came to slay the dragon, but the girlfriend liked the dragon better.
You don't want your freedom, you don't want my love, you don't want your throat cut by the man you're thinking of.
Toto sings the song Hydra.
Toto sings the song Hydra.
by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 15, 2007
Get the hydra mug.(from stay-at-home mom) A man-child who exhibits the following traits:
-does controlled substances
-never allows more than 900 seconds to pass between tobacco cigarettes (during the sleeping hours, he must get up at least twice during an 8 hour period to burn one)
-bums money off of his friends and never pays them back
-the inability to hold a job for more than 40 hours
-lives with his parents after the age of 30
-gets checks from the government and spends 75 percent or more on cigarettes, lottery, or alcohol
-spends endless hours instant messaging women to try to pick them up for romantic purposes
-when having a beverage at home, uses a fresh cup for each drink and never helps with just the dishes that he himself created
-attracts alcoholic friends like a rare earth neodymium magnet, especially one who modified himself (cutter) while under the influence
-never puts CDs/DVDs back in their cases...discs last an average of 48 hours before noticeable scratches form
-always looking for a handout
-performs deliberate premeditated installation of spyware onto the PC that is loaned to him / uninstalls Firefox in favor of Internet Explorer
-leaves cigarette burn lines (yes lines, not holes) in the carpet
-listens only to modern rap narratives and goth-death-metal and must listen to it at 80 dBa at 1 meter
-thinks every risk (like spending $20 on a single scratch ticket) will turn out rosy, no matter how far fetched
-does controlled substances
-never allows more than 900 seconds to pass between tobacco cigarettes (during the sleeping hours, he must get up at least twice during an 8 hour period to burn one)
-bums money off of his friends and never pays them back
-the inability to hold a job for more than 40 hours
-lives with his parents after the age of 30
-gets checks from the government and spends 75 percent or more on cigarettes, lottery, or alcohol
-spends endless hours instant messaging women to try to pick them up for romantic purposes
-when having a beverage at home, uses a fresh cup for each drink and never helps with just the dishes that he himself created
-attracts alcoholic friends like a rare earth neodymium magnet, especially one who modified himself (cutter) while under the influence
-never puts CDs/DVDs back in their cases...discs last an average of 48 hours before noticeable scratches form
-always looking for a handout
-performs deliberate premeditated installation of spyware onto the PC that is loaned to him / uninstalls Firefox in favor of Internet Explorer
-leaves cigarette burn lines (yes lines, not holes) in the carpet
-listens only to modern rap narratives and goth-death-metal and must listen to it at 80 dBa at 1 meter
-thinks every risk (like spending $20 on a single scratch ticket) will turn out rosy, no matter how far fetched
George Costanza has some of the traits of a stay-at-home son.
One of my legacy friends has all of the above traits of a stay-at-home son.
One of my legacy friends has all of the above traits of a stay-at-home son.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 9, 2008
Get the stay-at-home son mug.1. Liberal Atheist: One who lobbies for freedom FROM religion instead of freedom OF religion. Throws their legal weight around to erase gods and goddesses from all aspects of the lives of Homo Sapiens. If they had a deity it would be the flag. Is a real problem and is very closed-minded to look for any diety.
2. Conservative Atheist: A peaceful person that can't notice God, perhaps because they don't want to, or because they don't see the world that way. No more of a problem to society than a properly operating Pagan.
2. Conservative Atheist: A peaceful person that can't notice God, perhaps because they don't want to, or because they don't see the world that way. No more of a problem to society than a properly operating Pagan.
Atheist:How can you believe in God if you cannot touch him or see him?
Christian:How can you believe in radio waves? You can't touch or see them!
Pagan:Peace dudes, we need to be nice to the environment and get along. Thor told me the moon's gonna crescent on September 13.
Christian:How can you believe in radio waves? You can't touch or see them!
Pagan:Peace dudes, we need to be nice to the environment and get along. Thor told me the moon's gonna crescent on September 13.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter October 2, 2007
Get the atheist mug.Like a 1 bit number, it's either on or off. You either have a spouse or you don't. Unfortunately it's the standard in the United States of America and you can't have more.
America is a country where you can only have a 1-bit marriage, but they don't care if the spouse is the same gender as you.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 9, 2008
Get the 1-bit marriage mug.Densetsu is a good Bob Marley and the Wailers album.
Densetsu of Zelda is a good NES game.
In the Middle Ages, there was the densetsu of the man who could rip Twizzlers sideways. His name was Conan the Destroyer.
Densetsu of Zelda is a good NES game.
In the Middle Ages, there was the densetsu of the man who could rip Twizzlers sideways. His name was Conan the Destroyer.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008
Get the Densetsu mug.A very realistic CGI 3D model of an Arabic looking man in a turban with a salt-and-pepper beard who appears on U.S. propaganda against Islam. Exists only in the mind of George W. Bush.
by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter September 23, 2007
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