Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter's definitions
To masturbate, that is, stroke the genitals for sexual pleasure. Usually it refers to men as their penis is shaped like a snake, and a shaking action ensures orgasm.
LinktheChristian:I'm going to go home and clean my sword.
GanontheDevil:You're going to shake your silly snake!
ThaddeustheTolerant:Elves don't have a need to jerk something that small.
GanontheDevil:You're going to shake your silly snake!
ThaddeustheTolerant:Elves don't have a need to jerk something that small.
by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 14, 2007
Get the shake your silly snake mug.The Christian afterlife, when lions can be petted by humans while sitting next to a lamb, without fear of getting mauled. Since humans are of the animal kingdom, they will behave good too.
In the age of well-behaving animals, no strain of bacteria would not make us sick, and elephants wouldn't trample children.
In the age of well-behaving animals, no one would bother going to war or steal from someone.
In the age of well-behaving animals, no one would bother going to war or steal from someone.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008
Get the the age of well-behaving animals mug.A cool made up male Viking name, it is Thor crossed with Odin. So if someone's a little higher than the pagan gods, they are Thorodin. Pronounced thore-uh-dinn.
Thorodin tore out the Crusader's jugular vein with his teeth like it was the tape out of a cassette.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 25, 2007
Get the Thorodin mug.Another way of saying "be nice to me". Said because in India, cows are worshipped as gods, and in Britain, cows are mistreated and are allowed to get hoof and mouth disease and mad cow disease.
Goliath: You're ugly and would only be good as food for the birds and wild animals!
David:Treat me like a cow from India, not a cow from Britain.
David:Treat me like a cow from India, not a cow from Britain.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008
Get the treat me like a cow from India, not a cow from Britain mug.A human bladder that holds five cubic centimeters of urine. Used to ridicule someone that's always going to the bathroom.
2:30 AM: Detrol: I gotta go pee!
2:30 AM: ManaMax: There's a bathroom on the right.
(detrol goes to the bathroom)
2:38 AM: Detrol: I really gotta go now!
2:38 AM: ManaMax: (singing) 5cc bladder! 5cc bladder! na na naaa naa naaaaa naaa!
2:30 AM: ManaMax: There's a bathroom on the right.
(detrol goes to the bathroom)
2:38 AM: Detrol: I really gotta go now!
2:38 AM: ManaMax: (singing) 5cc bladder! 5cc bladder! na na naaa naa naaaaa naaa!
by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 15, 2007
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I found a tube of fungicide in my new girlfriend's medicine cabinet! Now I don't know what she's crawling with!
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008
Get the fungicide mug.1. To say there's a pill for that is to tell someone off that what they are doing is not normal and there's the outside chance that a dose of medication can 'fix' it.
2. A statement of dismay at Americans lack of responsibility because they think that every bad thing that they did in their life can be solved/erased with a pill.
2. A statement of dismay at Americans lack of responsibility because they think that every bad thing that they did in their life can be solved/erased with a pill.
1. So you're not having anal sex like the rest of us?? There's a pill for that (boner pill).
2. :Bratty child at Boy Scouts throws a knife at his trooper:
:Trooper says to child "is there something wrong? Are you emotionally challenged?: Humans do wrong things sometimes and shouldn't think there's a pill for that.
2. :Bratty child at Boy Scouts throws a knife at his trooper:
:Trooper says to child "is there something wrong? Are you emotionally challenged?: Humans do wrong things sometimes and shouldn't think there's a pill for that.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 14, 2008
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