Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter's definitions
When referring to the USA, it refers to a country that supports intellectual terrorism with it's anti-circumvention laws, region locks, RIAA, MPAA, ESA, corporate double-dipping, charging for a television broadcast ,software patents, and the shutting down of merchants that sell mod chips.
The only freedom of religion in the USA is freedom from religion.
Bush sends his own kind to die in a war for oil--if you happen to be an atheist, you are allowed to think that it's a 'my god can beat up your god' war.
The tax code is the most complicated of any industrialized nation.
The USA is the place where unborn children go to die against their will.
Like a heroin addict looking for his next fix, the USA has to start wars with other countries.
Do-gooders force their ways on others to eliminate violence/profanity in the fantasy world.
You can sodomize your husband, but it's illegal to have another wife to hug.
Hate crimes towards immigrants.
The war on drugs...need I say more?
The only freedom of religion in the USA is freedom from religion.
Bush sends his own kind to die in a war for oil--if you happen to be an atheist, you are allowed to think that it's a 'my god can beat up your god' war.
The tax code is the most complicated of any industrialized nation.
The USA is the place where unborn children go to die against their will.
Like a heroin addict looking for his next fix, the USA has to start wars with other countries.
Do-gooders force their ways on others to eliminate violence/profanity in the fantasy world.
You can sodomize your husband, but it's illegal to have another wife to hug.
Hate crimes towards immigrants.
The war on drugs...need I say more?
Friends don't let friends limit their freedom in the United States Of America.
A Christian in the United States Of America is treated like a shedding cat in a room full of people allergic to cats.
A Christian in the United States Of America is treated like a shedding cat in a room full of people allergic to cats.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 17, 2008
Get the United States Of Americamug. One who infringes the copyright of a book by reading it in the store and memorizing it without paying for it.
That new Davinci Barcode book seems interesting, I'm gonna head over to Barnes & Noble and book pirate it.
He went to the convenience store and book pirated some tentacle hentai comics.
He went to the convenience store and book pirated some tentacle hentai comics.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008
Get the book piratemug. Big Firey (or flippin') Blue Flame. Used as a saying to ward off a large inferno or warn someone when someone disobeys basic fire-safety rules.
My friend put the paper plate on the gas range and quickly turned it off. So I said BFBF!
I yelled "Dude! BFBF!" as K. Gibler went to set the 5 year old newspapers onto the halogen torcheire which was turned on.
I yelled "Dude! BFBF!" as K. Gibler went to set the 5 year old newspapers onto the halogen torcheire which was turned on.
by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 15, 2007
Get the BFBFmug. The progress bar that fills up as a file downloads/program installs, etc. So called because it usually has some numbers in percent. Pronounced Percent-oh-meter.
A:How much longer do you have to download that pr0n?
B:The percentometer says about 69 percent done.
B:The percentometer says about 69 percent done.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter May 23, 2008
Get the percentometermug. A weapon in the Scorpion King, created by dipping a medieval sword's blade in gasoline (or in medieval times) lamp oil and lighting it. If you can't cut anyone with a SwordFire you can still burn huts with it.
Brodan attacked Zoras with his SwordFire, igniting his leather armor and then he stabbed him in the chest.
The idiot on that Break.com video burned his shirt and lost his arm hairs with a SwordFire.
The idiot on that Break.com video burned his shirt and lost his arm hairs with a SwordFire.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter October 19, 2007
Get the SwordFiremug. Another way of saying "be nice to me". Said because in India, cows are worshipped as gods, and in Britain, cows are mistreated and are allowed to get hoof and mouth disease and mad cow disease.
Goliath: You're ugly and would only be good as food for the birds and wild animals!
David:Treat me like a cow from India, not a cow from Britain.
David:Treat me like a cow from India, not a cow from Britain.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008
Get the treat me like a cow from India, not a cow from Britainmug. 1. Liberal Atheist: One who lobbies for freedom FROM religion instead of freedom OF religion. Throws their legal weight around to erase gods and goddesses from all aspects of the lives of Homo Sapiens. If they had a deity it would be the flag. Is a real problem and is very closed-minded to look for any diety.
2. Conservative Atheist: A peaceful person that can't notice God, perhaps because they don't want to, or because they don't see the world that way. No more of a problem to society than a properly operating Pagan.
2. Conservative Atheist: A peaceful person that can't notice God, perhaps because they don't want to, or because they don't see the world that way. No more of a problem to society than a properly operating Pagan.
Atheist:How can you believe in God if you cannot touch him or see him?
Christian:How can you believe in radio waves? You can't touch or see them!
Pagan:Peace dudes, we need to be nice to the environment and get along. Thor told me the moon's gonna crescent on September 13.
Christian:How can you believe in radio waves? You can't touch or see them!
Pagan:Peace dudes, we need to be nice to the environment and get along. Thor told me the moon's gonna crescent on September 13.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter October 2, 2007
Get the atheistmug.