Definitions by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter
January 1, 1970
1. When the Big Bang occured according to a Unix computer system. This date is when the first Unix computer was made operable. If you find a file that was from Wed Dec 31, 1969 on your Linux PC, you can be sure that the date on that file got knackered.
2. A date to utter when something hasn't been done in a long time, referring to the idea that January 1, 1970 is the "beginning of time". Used when something seems like it hasn't been done since the beginning of time.
2. A date to utter when something hasn't been done in a long time, referring to the idea that January 1, 1970 is the "beginning of time". Used when something seems like it hasn't been done since the beginning of time.
1. On January 1, 1970 Unix was running on a mainframe computer.
2. Romeo:Man, you stink! When was the last time you showered?
Joliet:I took a shower on January 1, 1970.
2. The last time the gas station changed the coffee in the coffeepot on January 1, 1970.
2. Romeo:Man, you stink! When was the last time you showered?
Joliet:I took a shower on January 1, 1970.
2. The last time the gas station changed the coffee in the coffeepot on January 1, 1970.
January 1, 1970 by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter March 4, 2008
imminent global apocalypse
Used as a comparison to righteously downplay the purported wrongness of a non-criminal act when it's presented as criminal. It trivializes unnecessary hatred toward a deed.
What imminent global apocalypse will happen if I fart in public? If I had 300 million dollars I'd pay someone $20 everytime I caught them farting in public.
Is there an imminent global apocalypse that will occur if I stay up during the night while you sleep, provided that I am quiet?
No matter how hard Marx tried, he couldn't stop the imminent global apocalypse that happened when people smoked marijuana in the privacy of their own homes.
Is there an imminent global apocalypse that will occur if I stay up during the night while you sleep, provided that I am quiet?
No matter how hard Marx tried, he couldn't stop the imminent global apocalypse that happened when people smoked marijuana in the privacy of their own homes.
imminent global apocalypse by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter March 4, 2008
milk money young
In a May-December relationship, a way to describe the younger partner, especially when the younger partner looks like it hasn't passed puberty yet. May be a warning that a statutory rape could happen.
52 year old Schizo Woman:I just got a boyfriend, he's kinda young.
Rosanne:How young? Is he milk money young?
52 year old Schizo Woman:He's 14.
Rosanne:How young? Is he milk money young?
52 year old Schizo Woman:He's 14.
milk money young by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter March 4, 2008
carded for buying a pacifier
Describing someone who is too young and feeble to be of any use to society, and instead is a burden. Can also describe the sellout children who are undercover cops who try to nail stores for selling cigarettes to them. Implies that the person in question is so young and infantile that they aren't even old enough to buy a pacifier to suck on.
Yooou watch Yu-gi-oh?! You probably get carded for buying a pacifier!
The little boy who came to the SuperFresh to try and buy a pack of Camels is so young, he should be carded for buying a pacifier.
Little Johnny drops a duece in his parents bed, and would be carded for buying a pacifier.
The little boy who came to the SuperFresh to try and buy a pack of Camels is so young, he should be carded for buying a pacifier.
Little Johnny drops a duece in his parents bed, and would be carded for buying a pacifier.
carded for buying a pacifier by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter March 4, 2008
it takes a lickin' and it keeps on tickin'
1. A Timex slogan stating that their wristwatches could take a beating and still tell the correct time.
2. When someone in a fight in a movie is beat up more than what would cause a real person to die, yet still survives and fights back.
2. When someone in a fight in a movie is beat up more than what would cause a real person to die, yet still survives and fights back.
1. TIMEX: It takes a lickin' and it keeps on tickin'.
2. Achilles was shot several times with arrows and then I said, wow, it takes a lickin' and it keeps on tickin'. Then he got shot in his tendon.
2. Achilles was shot several times with arrows and then I said, wow, it takes a lickin' and it keeps on tickin'. Then he got shot in his tendon.
it takes a lickin' and it keeps on tickin' by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter February 19, 2008
region lock
A technological measure to prevent you, the consumer, from enjoying content that you paid for because it's from another country. Virtually all DVD players have this built in, as well as video game consoles. In the USA , it is illegal to modify a device in such a way as to defeat the region lock. This evil invention allows hated countries (that is countries with a race that is not preferred) to get movies and games last while Aryan countries get them first, and it makes the authentic legitimate original less valuable because of the restrictions put on it.
The fact that there is a region lock on my game console reinforces my stereotype that the U.S.A. is nowhere near a free country.
A region lock is a hate crime on a chip.
A region lock is a hate crime on a chip.
region lock by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 17, 2008
United States Of America
When referring to the USA, it refers to a country that supports intellectual terrorism with it's anti-circumvention laws, region locks, RIAA, MPAA, ESA, corporate double-dipping, charging for a television broadcast ,software patents, and the shutting down of merchants that sell mod chips.
The only freedom of religion in the USA is freedom from religion.
Bush sends his own kind to die in a war for oil--if you happen to be an atheist, you are allowed to think that it's a 'my god can beat up your god' war.
The tax code is the most complicated of any industrialized nation.
The USA is the place where unborn children go to die against their will.
Like a heroin addict looking for his next fix, the USA has to start wars with other countries.
Do-gooders force their ways on others to eliminate violence/profanity in the fantasy world.
You can sodomize your husband, but it's illegal to have another wife to hug.
Hate crimes towards immigrants.
The war on drugs...need I say more?
The only freedom of religion in the USA is freedom from religion.
Bush sends his own kind to die in a war for oil--if you happen to be an atheist, you are allowed to think that it's a 'my god can beat up your god' war.
The tax code is the most complicated of any industrialized nation.
The USA is the place where unborn children go to die against their will.
Like a heroin addict looking for his next fix, the USA has to start wars with other countries.
Do-gooders force their ways on others to eliminate violence/profanity in the fantasy world.
You can sodomize your husband, but it's illegal to have another wife to hug.
Hate crimes towards immigrants.
The war on drugs...need I say more?
Friends don't let friends limit their freedom in the United States Of America.
A Christian in the United States Of America is treated like a shedding cat in a room full of people allergic to cats.
A Christian in the United States Of America is treated like a shedding cat in a room full of people allergic to cats.
United States Of America by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 17, 2008