Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter's definitions
What cycle-accurate Pagans do. They take off their clothes and dance in the woods. Not necessarily a bad thing because some Pagans look quite nonsexually beautiful/handsome naked.
by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 15, 2007
Get the dance naked in the forestmug. 1. A Timex slogan stating that their wristwatches could take a beating and still tell the correct time.
2. When someone in a fight in a movie is beat up more than what would cause a real person to die, yet still survives and fights back.
2. When someone in a fight in a movie is beat up more than what would cause a real person to die, yet still survives and fights back.
1. TIMEX: It takes a lickin' and it keeps on tickin'.
2. Achilles was shot several times with arrows and then I said, wow, it takes a lickin' and it keeps on tickin'. Then he got shot in his tendon.
2. Achilles was shot several times with arrows and then I said, wow, it takes a lickin' and it keeps on tickin'. Then he got shot in his tendon.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter February 19, 2008
Get the it takes a lickin' and it keeps on tickin'mug. 1. The purported frequency at which Aztec human sacrifices were occuring in 1487 during the reconsecration of the Great Pyramid of Tenochtitlan. This is a period of 4.09478673 seconds between sacrifices. The number is probably inflated as a propaganda tool to use against their foes.
2. A mythical radio modulation method that uses very low frequency blood waves to send propaganda to Conquistadors.
2. A mythical radio modulation method that uses very low frequency blood waves to send propaganda to Conquistadors.
1. The Aztecs were slitting people's chests and tearing their hearts out in the 0.244212963 hertz range.
2. What Ham mode is faster than 30 seconds per dot Morse code and has an equal signal propagation written in blood? Tune to 0.244212963 hertz (0.000244212963 Mhz Upper Sideband(!))on your rig to hear the answer!
2. What Ham mode is faster than 30 seconds per dot Morse code and has an equal signal propagation written in blood? Tune to 0.244212963 hertz (0.000244212963 Mhz Upper Sideband(!))on your rig to hear the answer!
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter October 3, 2007
Get the 0.244212963 hertzmug. 1. Let's go watch Children of the Corn Urban Harvest!
2. These people are not right...they're like...children of the corn or something!
2. These people are not right...they're like...children of the corn or something!
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008
Get the children of the cornmug. Describing someone who is too young and feeble to be of any use to society, and instead is a burden. Can also describe the sellout children who are undercover cops who try to nail stores for selling cigarettes to them. Implies that the person in question is so young and infantile that they aren't even old enough to buy a pacifier to suck on.
Yooou watch Yu-gi-oh?! You probably get carded for buying a pacifier!
The little boy who came to the SuperFresh to try and buy a pack of Camels is so young, he should be carded for buying a pacifier.
Little Johnny drops a duece in his parents bed, and would be carded for buying a pacifier.
The little boy who came to the SuperFresh to try and buy a pack of Camels is so young, he should be carded for buying a pacifier.
Little Johnny drops a duece in his parents bed, and would be carded for buying a pacifier.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter March 4, 2008
Get the carded for buying a pacifiermug. When Bush took over from Bill Clinton, all hopes of peace and cheap joyrides vanished.
If I let a girl suck my dick at work, it wouldn't of gotten on TV, but with Bill Clinton it's heard everywhere.
If I let a girl suck my dick at work, it wouldn't of gotten on TV, but with Bill Clinton it's heard everywhere.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter October 26, 2007
Get the Bill Clintonmug. A movie that reinforces the point that Mel Gibson is a nut who craves human blood. Features include a baby getting dashed against the ground till its neck breaks, a man's father getting his throat cut by the ruthless savages quite audibly (you can hear the cartilage) in front of him while visible spurts of blood run down his shirtless chest, a native person coated in mud, and the sacrifices, three sacrifices I could count watching it in fast-forward mode. The victims are rubbed down with a blue paint, then slaughtered. That's three realistic looking human hearts exposed to daylight and drenched in gorgeous crimson blood. It's too bad the native doesn't take a huge bite out of the cardiac muscle--but you can't win 'em all. At least twice the head is chopped off (kinda hard to see) and it's quite visible that the Homo Sapien head is thrown down the pyramid staircase and caught in a basket. The headless corpse is then thrown down the stairs later.
That throat cutting scene in apocalypto is the most realistic gashing of the human neck you will see outside of Al-Quaeda.
The ratings philistines probably denied Mel Gibson an extra scene in apocalypto where someone eats the flesh off a living human using a knife so that the last thing the victim saw as he died was his own kind eating his raw muscle tissue.
Apocalypto's sacrifice mode suffers from the Hide Your Children trope. The aztecs, Incans, and Mayans all sacrificed young children occasionally before the tribes were conquered.
The ratings philistines probably denied Mel Gibson an extra scene in apocalypto where someone eats the flesh off a living human using a knife so that the last thing the victim saw as he died was his own kind eating his raw muscle tissue.
Apocalypto's sacrifice mode suffers from the Hide Your Children trope. The aztecs, Incans, and Mayans all sacrificed young children occasionally before the tribes were conquered.
by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 15, 2007
Get the apocalyptomug.