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15-bit marriage

Denoting a state of being where you are freely allowed to have from 0 to 32,767 wives/husbands. Two to the 15th power is 32,768, and there is also the state of having no spouse, so the values are from zero to thirty-two thousand, seven hundred and sixty seven. So one could have either 32,767 wives or any combination of wives and husbands in one family adding up to 32,767. The original Mormons were engineered with a 15-bit marriage, the highest in post-100A.D. history.
The Mormons had the resplendent promise of giving the user a 15-bit marriage, but in 1890 they caved in to government pressure to be cycle-inaccurate and therefore have only one spouse.

When I die I hope I can have a 15-bit marriage in Heaven.
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stay-at-home son

(from stay-at-home mom) A man-child who exhibits the following traits:
-does controlled substances
-never allows more than 900 seconds to pass between tobacco cigarettes (during the sleeping hours, he must get up at least twice during an 8 hour period to burn one)
-bums money off of his friends and never pays them back
-the inability to hold a job for more than 40 hours
-lives with his parents after the age of 30
-gets checks from the government and spends 75 percent or more on cigarettes, lottery, or alcohol
-spends endless hours instant messaging women to try to pick them up for romantic purposes
-when having a beverage at home, uses a fresh cup for each drink and never helps with just the dishes that he himself created
-attracts alcoholic friends like a rare earth neodymium magnet, especially one who modified himself (cutter) while under the influence
-never puts CDs/DVDs back in their cases...discs last an average of 48 hours before noticeable scratches form
-always looking for a handout
-performs deliberate premeditated installation of spyware onto the PC that is loaned to him / uninstalls Firefox in favor of Internet Explorer
-leaves cigarette burn lines (yes lines, not holes) in the carpet
-listens only to modern rap narratives and goth-death-metal and must listen to it at 80 dBa at 1 meter
-thinks every risk (like spending $20 on a single scratch ticket) will turn out rosy, no matter how far fetched
George Costanza has some of the traits of a stay-at-home son.
One of my legacy friends has all of the above traits of a stay-at-home son.
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carded for buying a pacifier

Describing someone who is too young and feeble to be of any use to society, and instead is a burden. Can also describe the sellout children who are undercover cops who try to nail stores for selling cigarettes to them. Implies that the person in question is so young and infantile that they aren't even old enough to buy a pacifier to suck on.
Yooou watch Yu-gi-oh?! You probably get carded for buying a pacifier!

The little boy who came to the SuperFresh to try and buy a pack of Camels is so young, he should be carded for buying a pacifier.

Little Johnny drops a duece in his parents bed, and would be carded for buying a pacifier.
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Bill Clinton

The reason why gasoline was 99 cents a gallon in Taxachussets.
When Bush took over from Bill Clinton, all hopes of peace and cheap joyrides vanished.

If I let a girl suck my dick at work, it wouldn't of gotten on TV, but with Bill Clinton it's heard everywhere.
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school

Going to school against your will has the equivalent life-shortening effect of smoking 94,254 cigarettes. 8 hours a day times 180 days a year times 60 minutes divided by 11 minutes lost per cigarette. This calculation doesn't take into account homework, so the number of cigarettes would be even higher.
One valuable thing I learned from school is to never have children so they won't have to go through what I did.
by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter September 22, 2007
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analog hole

The analog hole is a loophole that allows music to be copied (infringed, or pirated, according to drm worshippers) by analog ripping. Heck, you can stand in front of your computer's speakers with a microphone and duplicate a content-protected file. You can also copy a DVD 'illegally' with your cell phone's camera. It's a concept that makes the RIAA/MPAA crap their pants, though not too much since the quality degrades with each generation.

Video signals can't be easily copied through the analog hole thanks to Macrovision.
The movie theaters installed many infrared LEDs facing the silver screen to plug the analog hole, because video cameras are sensitive to infrared light.
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anti woofer tweeter

An electronics project consisting of an oscillator and a high RMS wattage tweeter. When run it generates an high-powered ultrasonic sound that annoys dogs and causes them to stop barking (woofing).
My neighbor's dog was keeping me awake at night so I fired up my anti woofer tweeter so I could sleep.
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