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dance naked in the forest

What cycle-accurate Pagans do. They take off their clothes and dance in the woods. Not necessarily a bad thing because some Pagans look quite nonsexually beautiful/handsome naked.
You can pray for me, and I'll dance naked in the forest for you.
by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 15, 2007
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school

Going to school against your will has the equivalent life-shortening effect of smoking 94,254 cigarettes. 8 hours a day times 180 days a year times 60 minutes divided by 11 minutes lost per cigarette. This calculation doesn't take into account homework, so the number of cigarettes would be even higher.
One valuable thing I learned from school is to never have children so they won't have to go through what I did.
by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter September 22, 2007
mugGet the schoolmug.

children of the corn

1. A horror movie about children that come from corn kernels that kill people.
2. The Amish.
1. Let's go watch Children of the Corn Urban Harvest!
2. These people are not right...they're like...children of the corn or something!
mugGet the children of the cornmug.

it takes a lickin' and it keeps on tickin'

1. A Timex slogan stating that their wristwatches could take a beating and still tell the correct time.

2. When someone in a fight in a movie is beat up more than what would cause a real person to die, yet still survives and fights back.
1. TIMEX: It takes a lickin' and it keeps on tickin'.

2. Achilles was shot several times with arrows and then I said, wow, it takes a lickin' and it keeps on tickin'. Then he got shot in his tendon.
by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter February 19, 2008
mugGet the it takes a lickin' and it keeps on tickin'mug.

analog hole

The analog hole is a loophole that allows music to be copied (infringed, or pirated, according to drm worshippers) by analog ripping. Heck, you can stand in front of your computer's speakers with a microphone and duplicate a content-protected file. You can also copy a DVD 'illegally' with your cell phone's camera. It's a concept that makes the RIAA/MPAA crap their pants, though not too much since the quality degrades with each generation.

Video signals can't be easily copied through the analog hole thanks to Macrovision.
The movie theaters installed many infrared LEDs facing the silver screen to plug the analog hole, because video cameras are sensitive to infrared light.
mugGet the analog holemug.

Druidess

A female Druid. The original ones used to dance naked in the forest worshiping trees. Druids are a type of Pagan.

Also a type of character in the Faerytale Era.
That druidess with her long black hair is beautiful.
The druidess casted a spell to summon dragons.
mugGet the Druidessmug.

United States Of America

When referring to the USA, it refers to a country that supports intellectual terrorism with it's anti-circumvention laws, region locks, RIAA, MPAA, ESA, corporate double-dipping, charging for a television broadcast ,software patents, and the shutting down of merchants that sell mod chips.

The only freedom of religion in the USA is freedom from religion.

Bush sends his own kind to die in a war for oil--if you happen to be an atheist, you are allowed to think that it's a 'my god can beat up your god' war.

The tax code is the most complicated of any industrialized nation.

The USA is the place where unborn children go to die against their will.

Like a heroin addict looking for his next fix, the USA has to start wars with other countries.

Do-gooders force their ways on others to eliminate violence/profanity in the fantasy world.

You can sodomize your husband, but it's illegal to have another wife to hug.

Hate crimes towards immigrants.

The war on drugs...need I say more?
Friends don't let friends limit their freedom in the United States Of America.

A Christian in the United States Of America is treated like a shedding cat in a room full of people allergic to cats.
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