Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter's definitions

homebrew cartridge

A cartridge containing flash memory that enables unsigned code or ROMs to be run on a game console. Hard to find because the ESA thinks it encourages piracy.

When my GBA has a homebrew cartridge, it can play 90 minutes of stereo music per 32MB ROM, play 5 minutes of video in 16MB, and store 100 photos in 4MB, as well as play 8-bit NES games.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008

color cycling cat

The only magical cat you can get during Samhain. It's what you get when you cross a chamelion and a black cat. It has chromatophores in its fur which enable it to change to bright hues, including hot pink and day-glo green. Compare to horse of a different color.

In the Ozarks there's a electronics wizard that has a color cycling cat.
Deliah had a hard time finding her color cycling cat after she set down her hunting vest.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 25, 2007

milk money young

In a May-December relationship, a way to describe the younger partner, especially when the younger partner looks like it hasn't passed puberty yet. May be a warning that a statutory rape could happen.

52 year old Schizo Woman:I just got a boyfriend, he's kinda young.
Rosanne:How young? Is he milk money young?
52 year old Schizo Woman:He's 14.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter March 4, 2008

F.M.O.T.B.

Five Minutes Off The Boat. An immigrant, can be either legal or illegal, which can't speak English and is totally uneducated in American customs.

When I heard the 64-QAM inverted UPC Morse code coming out of those people in the store, I knew they were F.M.O.T.B.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 12, 2008

No Plus

The second most common outcome of Rhode Island's Keno Plus. With Keno Plus you pay twice as much for the chance of getting up to 10x the winnings. If you get No Plus, you only get 1x the winnings, or viewed alternatively, 0x the extra winnings.

I played 15 games with a $10 wager per game using with the Plus, but got No Plus on 10 games.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter October 26, 2007

Mephiroth

It's what you get when you cross the evils of Mephistopheles and Sephiroth from Final Fantasy.

Mephiroth took his blaster gun and hosed down the convent with both barrels.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 15, 2008

Battle of Agincourt

In Henry the Fifth's time, a medieval battle with swords and spears which was fought on a freshly plowed farm field during a rainstorm. The knights got quite muddy, and many had their throats cut and were left to die in the juicy mud. And some of the knights went barefoot with cloth on instead of metal armor. One of the knights was a victim of a synchronized stabbing.

Watching the battle of Agincourt will give someone with a mud fetish a hard-on.

One of the guys was drowned in the mud by a guy in a suit of armor during the battle of Agincourt.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 9, 2008