Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter's definitions

I'm slitting my stomach

Harakiri, seppuku, belly cutting. It's when you take a samurai sword and carve into the skin and fat of your abdomen and as you feel the pain, reach into the bloody mess and pull out your guts. Most likely you die from a lack of blood. Some more cowardly samurai would get their friend to chop off their head to ease the pain.

My geisha left me, my trainer got shot with arrows, and my bird ran away...I'm slitting my stomach.

I'm a manly samurai--I'm slitting my stomach, and I don't want any assistance as I go on my instant trip to an eternal vacation.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 25, 2007

Thorodin

A cool made up male Viking name, it is Thor crossed with Odin. So if someone's a little higher than the pagan gods, they are Thorodin. Pronounced thore-uh-dinn.

Thorodin tore out the Crusader's jugular vein with his teeth like it was the tape out of a cassette.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 25, 2007

polish the pope

Male masturbation. So called because the previous Pope was Polish, and the male organ looked like a Mitre and polishing it gives the user pleasure

More children would be happier if more priests would stay at home and polish the pope.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 19, 2007

drives to the mailbox

Describing of a person of unfathomably great laziness. Looks for every opportunity to get out of work. Even trivial chores are too much of a finger lift for them. So called because they will get into their car, turn the key, adjust the mirrors, put on their seatbelt, and drive to the mailbox that is at the end of their driveway.

My neighbor is so lazy he drives to the mailbox. It is .07 miles away.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 9, 2008

Speared

A person who has been injured, slaughtered, or maimed by a long shafted weapon with a pointy blade at its tip is said to have been Speared.

Not only black people can be Speared, but white, yellow, and red people too.

Mel Gibson deliberately waited until the family reunion dinner to tell his story about how he Speared one of his acting buddies by accident in the gut and how chunky white puke came out from her punctured duodenum and out the gash in the abdomen. They had to call the ecnalubma.

by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 15, 2007

mel gibson

A bloodthirsty Highlander who has the urge to make bloodier than usual historical films. Showed his true colors with the addition of some ethanol. He has this fascination with seeing red human blood spurt out of cut arteries and veins rhythmically with the heartbeat. He's a Catholic.

Mel Gibson has a good chance of starring in the next Cannibal Holocaust movie and he gets to be the person who does ritual sacrifices on film. Oops, they did something like that, see apocalypto.

Braveheart:Blood-painted swords, blood dripping down his face.
Apocalypto:Cutting a father's throat in front of his son, removing human hearts.
Passion of the Christ:Whipping Jesus, nailing him to the plus sign (he's drizzled like a cinnamon bun with blood).
The Patriot:People getting shot and stabbed with bayonets.

by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 15, 2007