Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter's definitions

ijkm

Four keys on an Apple II keyboard that stood in for the arrow keys before they put 'real' arrow keys on later models. Compare wasd. Mostly used in educational games in elementary schools back in the late 1980s.

WhiningBrat01:Hey this keyboard doesn't have arrow keys!
SaddamCastroTheTeacher:Just use the ijkm keys.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 19, 2007

horse of a different color

Any specific type of thing that is different in a noticeable way, similar to a horse dyed with Jello powder so that is a different color. A new way of doing something.

In 1992 the Sony Minidisc was a horse of a different color when it came to sound recordings.

Well, that's the horse of a different color! <--In the Wizard of Oz when they refer to the purple and blue horses.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 4, 2008

Amish Sweat Ritual

When a man in a solid-colored shirt with suspenders on, possibly an Amish man, gets all sweaty from toiling in the fields farming and his shirt is soaked with muddy sweat, either from the dirt that was kicked up when plowing in 95 deg F weather, or from rolling in the crumply soil.

At the end of the movie Witness it looks like the Amish men just got done with an Amish Sweat Ritual.

by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 15, 2007

textureless odorless radio waves

The part of the electromagnetic spectrum below 300 billion cycles per second, or 300 GHz. Used to send magical messages, sound, and moving pictures to people, even though they are not real because you can't see them or feel them. A great portion of the public still believes in their existence.

Clinton:Why don't you go worship your invisible pink unicorn?
Mordecai:Have you ever seen or felt textureless odorless radio waves? How can you believe in that cult idea?!

by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 15, 2007

Amish mud woman

When a woman, possibly really Amish, puts on a solid-colored non-printed dress and jumps into a body of water,gets out all wet, walks over to the furrow his husband just plowed by horse, and starts rolling provocatively in the loose dry soil so that the dirt sticks to her. The male equivalent is the Amish Sweat Ritual.

I just watched a video of the Amish mud woman and wanked for 20 minutes.

by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 15, 2007

masamune

1. A sword in Final Fantasy wielded by Sephiroth. The sharp cutting part of the blade is 8 linear feet. A very huge sword.

To visualize using a sword like this, pick up a F96T12 fluorescent light bulb, only that the hilt sticks out further where the pin at the end would go. Take the fluorescent tube and whack someone across the back with it (people actually do this on Youtube videos!). Congratulations, your friend just got a slight taste of the masamune's sheer power.

2. When you perform a masamune it's when you do the act with the fluoro tube in #1.

3. They make a masamune that you can buy online, but it is much shorter (58 inches +/- 12 inch) because reality technology hasn't caught up with the technology fictional world of Final Fantasy (schizo tech). Even then, today's masamune is very long for a samurai sword. Not too pleasant to use for harakiri rituals (especially in reality where there's no respawn).

1. Sephiroth's Masamune cut through both edges of the hydrogen-filled gasbag on the airship at once.

2. In 2008 I want to give my friend a masamune and inhale some mercury.

3. Memere bought the masamune from Quickly Vanishing Cash.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 25, 2007