Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter's definitions

drives to the mailbox

Describing of a person of unfathomably great laziness. Looks for every opportunity to get out of work. Even trivial chores are too much of a finger lift for them. So called because they will get into their car, turn the key, adjust the mirrors, put on their seatbelt, and drive to the mailbox that is at the end of their driveway.

My neighbor is so lazy he drives to the mailbox. It is .07 miles away.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 9, 2008

Bill Clinton

The reason why gasoline was 99 cents a gallon in Taxachussets.

When Bush took over from Bill Clinton, all hopes of peace and cheap joyrides vanished.

If I let a girl suck my dick at work, it wouldn't of gotten on TV, but with Bill Clinton it's heard everywhere.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter October 26, 2007

Thorodin

A cool made up male Viking name, it is Thor crossed with Odin. So if someone's a little higher than the pagan gods, they are Thorodin. Pronounced thore-uh-dinn.

Thorodin tore out the Crusader's jugular vein with his teeth like it was the tape out of a cassette.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 25, 2007

ijkm

Four keys on an Apple II keyboard that stood in for the arrow keys before they put 'real' arrow keys on later models. Compare wasd. Mostly used in educational games in elementary schools back in the late 1980s.

WhiningBrat01:Hey this keyboard doesn't have arrow keys!
SaddamCastroTheTeacher:Just use the ijkm keys.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 19, 2007

keeep

Onamatopeioa of the sound a step-on switch makes in Sonic The Hedgehog for Sega Genesis. Consists of a 3507 hertz square wave for 35 thousandths of a second. Sound Test on Sonic 1 is number "CD". A silly noise to make when you switch on a large/powerful appliance (microwave ovens actually make a similar, though not identical, sound) or flush a toilet.

The Plugger made a 'keeep' sound as he flushed his mammoth deuce down the can.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter November 25, 2007

Amish mud woman

When a woman, possibly really Amish, puts on a solid-colored non-printed dress and jumps into a body of water,gets out all wet, walks over to the furrow his husband just plowed by horse, and starts rolling provocatively in the loose dry soil so that the dirt sticks to her. The male equivalent is the Amish Sweat Ritual.

I just watched a video of the Amish mud woman and wanked for 20 minutes.

by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 15, 2007