Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter's definitions

horse of a different color

Any specific type of thing that is different in a noticeable way, similar to a horse dyed with Jello powder so that is a different color. A new way of doing something.

In 1992 the Sony Minidisc was a horse of a different color when it came to sound recordings.

Well, that's the horse of a different color! <--In the Wizard of Oz when they refer to the purple and blue horses.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter January 4, 2008

Amish Sweat Ritual

When a man in a solid-colored shirt with suspenders on, possibly an Amish man, gets all sweaty from toiling in the fields farming and his shirt is soaked with muddy sweat, either from the dirt that was kicked up when plowing in 95 deg F weather, or from rolling in the crumply soil.

At the end of the movie Witness it looks like the Amish men just got done with an Amish Sweat Ritual.

by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 15, 2007

textureless odorless radio waves

The part of the electromagnetic spectrum below 300 billion cycles per second, or 300 GHz. Used to send magical messages, sound, and moving pictures to people, even though they are not real because you can't see them or feel them. A great portion of the public still believes in their existence.

Clinton:Why don't you go worship your invisible pink unicorn?
Mordecai:Have you ever seen or felt textureless odorless radio waves? How can you believe in that cult idea?!

by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 15, 2007

shake your silly snake

To masturbate, that is, stroke the genitals for sexual pleasure. Usually it refers to men as their penis is shaped like a snake, and a shaking action ensures orgasm.

LinktheChristian:I'm going to go home and clean my sword.
GanontheDevil:You're going to shake your silly snake!
ThaddeustheTolerant:Elves don't have a need to jerk something that small.

by Wm. Wallace the Freedom Fighter November 14, 2007

ijkm

Four keys on an Apple II keyboard that stood in for the arrow keys before they put 'real' arrow keys on later models. Compare wasd. Mostly used in educational games in elementary schools back in the late 1980s.

WhiningBrat01:Hey this keyboard doesn't have arrow keys!
SaddamCastroTheTeacher:Just use the ijkm keys.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter December 19, 2007

ghetto paved

When the Highway Department paints the roadway black with exterior paint when they were actually asked to lay down real asphalt. It looks like a freshly paved road. It's black like a freshly paved road. It rides like a road with many driveway sealer cracks because it still is a road with driveway sealer cracks, you just can't see them because the rest of the road is black.

Cianci:Did you pave Stafford Road yet?
PlunderDome555:No, I just ghetto paved it.

by Wm. Wallace The Freedom Fighter October 2, 2007