Wizards Sleeve's definitions

Furious Five

Verb. To masturbate. After a hard day at work, a man needs an Adventure With The Furious Five to relieve himself of surplus testosterone and spoodge.

"I was stuck on that train for an hour pressed up against sweaty MILF and dirty slags. When I got home I had to give it the Furious Five to get the stress off."

by Wizards Sleeve July 17, 2006

hippy chick

A time warp babe. Found today but obviously has fallen through a rip in the space-time continuum to the sixties and then another back to today. Probably having long hair, dated clothes and possessing a floaty, free-love type of philosophy. Harmless but weird.

"Dude, what a hippy chick! All she wanted to do was put on Beatles LP's and make love for eight hours - fuck all use to someone who only has heavy metal CD's and shoots after 30 seconds."

by Wizards Sleeve June 20, 2005

rusty handcuffs

Another of the Holy Grail sex acts to be found in select porno movies. This is where a guy gets to fist two chicks in the ass at the same time. He is wearing the rusty handcuffs.

Dude 1: "Yo! I got a great new porno. This lucky bastard gets to wear the rusty handcuffs!"
Dude 2: "That's sick man. Lend me a copy."

by Wizards Sleeve July 14, 2007

Mersey steamer

Northern English term originating in Liverpool. A very large and noxious shit.

Scouser 1 (just vacating a toilet): "Keep out of there mate."
Scouser 2: "Why, mate?"
Scouser 3 (wafting his hand): "I've just berthed a Mersey steamer!"

by Wizards Sleeve February 15, 2007

fuck dustbin

Extremely offensive slang name for a woman.

Dude 1: "You been to Accounts Department lately?"
Dude 2: "Yeah Dawg. I seen that new fuck dustbin they got - she is gross."

by Wizards Sleeve July 27, 2007

Neptune's trident

One of the Holy Grail sexual acts. This involves one man and three women. The lucky man will have one woman on his penis and one hand in each of the other two women. This makes him look like Neptune's tri-pronged trident.

And like everything nautical, the whole thing smells of fish and is very slippery.

Nick: "I scored big the other day, I hit on three chicks and they did Neptune's trident with me."
Dude: "Way to go my man! You IS a sex god!"

by Wizards Sleeve May 22, 2007

jizz fish

Another name for spunk. Under a microscope, man custard looks like a load of fish swimming about. Hence the term.

Chick: "I'm horny as fuck - cum in my face!"
Dude: "Eeuuuuuuuuurrrghh ... one load of jizz fish ... coming up!" <SPOODGE>

by Wizards Sleeve January 5, 2007