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Where a vagina's lips shut so rapidly that they make a clapping noise. Suggestive that they are big flappy flaps and that a large penis has been withdrawn at some huge speed.
A kind of vaginal sonic boom. You need damn big flaps to make a full fanny clap.
A kind of vaginal sonic boom. You need damn big flaps to make a full fanny clap.
<CLAP!>
Dude: "What da fuck was that, woman!?"
Chick: "Damn muthafucka! You took you damn dick out too fast for me, that was my fanny clap Nigga!"
Dude: "What da fuck was that, woman!?"
Chick: "Damn muthafucka! You took you damn dick out too fast for me, that was my fanny clap Nigga!"
by Wizards Sleeve February 1, 2007
Get the fanny clap mug.A woman so ugly, she is of legendary proportions - probably a direct descendent of half developed cave-men.
Dude 1: "That new girlfriend of yours! She damn ugly, my man!"
Dude 2: "Yeah Dawg. She may be a thunder pig but she fucks like a ho!"
Dude 2: "Yeah Dawg. She may be a thunder pig but she fucks like a ho!"
by Wizards Sleeve January 17, 2007
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They are infectiously depressing.
They are infectiously depressing.
Dude 1: "Dawg, you look so glum. You still going out with that miserable beatch?"
Dude 2: "Yes ... pass the Prozac."
Dude 2: "Yes ... pass the Prozac."
by Wizards Sleeve September 24, 2006
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Get the pork boy mug.The nipples found on a milf.
Though usually battle damaged from tit-feeding babies, these glorious little puppy noses are a real man's delicacy.
Though usually battle damaged from tit-feeding babies, these glorious little puppy noses are a real man's delicacy.
Wow, did you see the milfnips on Estelle! The air-con must have been set to Arctic-blast in her MPV on the school run today.
by Wizards Sleeve June 5, 2005
Get the milfnips mug.This is a district under the government of a prefect (or prefecture) in Greece. It's made up of a number of islands in the Aegean Sea.
According to Greek mythology, the god of the islands was called 'Lesbos.'
An ancient poet called Sappho wrote about love between women about 2700 years ago and that's where we get the term 'lesbian' from.
Apparently, Sappho's poetry was pretty hot stuff and the Christians didn't like it. Little of it remains today thanks to a policy of it being destroyed by those against it.
According to Greek mythology, the god of the islands was called 'Lesbos.'
An ancient poet called Sappho wrote about love between women about 2700 years ago and that's where we get the term 'lesbian' from.
Apparently, Sappho's poetry was pretty hot stuff and the Christians didn't like it. Little of it remains today thanks to a policy of it being destroyed by those against it.
Greek 1: "Behold! Across the Aegean sail the lovers Clitus Enormos and Vulva Maximus from the islands of Lesbos!"
Greek 2: "I'm hard as a temple pillar already!"
Greek 2: "I'm hard as a temple pillar already!"
by Wizards Sleeve July 15, 2008
Get the Lesbos mug.And now yet another programme featuring Jane Goodall and some randy monkeys in Africa. Viewers please note that this show features some serious chimping.
by Wizards Sleeve June 10, 2005
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