Wizards Sleeve's definitions

Nobel prize-winner

The ultimate erection. When a dude is so hard that he can cut diamonds with it - he possesses a thing that would win the Nobel prize for physics.

"I was down at the beach and the chicks were so hot, I had to lie face down to hide my Nobel prize-winner."

by Wizards Sleeve July 23, 2006

fishmonger's gorge

A pussy. A real ripe one. Best avoided.

Dude 1: "Man, that chick I met last night. She was evil!"
Dude 2: "Yo, why so Dawg?"
Dude 1: "I went down on her and it was like a fishmonger's gorge!"

by Wizards Sleeve February 27, 2007

Ralgex and rocksalt

The very worst sexual feeling one can experience. Describes a very unpleasant penetrative fuck.

Ralgex is a warming muscle rub sold in the UK and rocksalt is just gritty and nasty. Anyone who feels like this in the ass or pussy is plain horrid and probably diseased, or an overbanged ho.

Dude 1: "How was your date last night, Dawg?"
Dude 2: "She looked fine but felt like Ralgex and rocksalt when she took it up the marmite motorway* my man!"

* Hershey Highway for American readers.

by Wizards Sleeve August 8, 2006

Dorr

When one who is not relevant to a humorous conversation between two or more people involved themselves and subsequently kills said joke and all fond memories of it

For fuck sake he Dorred my joke

by Wizards Sleeve August 31, 2016

Sticky vid

A porno video. The truest stcky vid will be in VHS format, be a copy of a copy of a copy of the original and have wow and flutter like you wouldn't believe.

I got dumped again over the weekend. Had to spend Saturday night in with a pack of beers, a microwave meal and wank myself through a sticky vid.

by Wizards Sleeve June 10, 2005

cuntaholic

A person who is absolutely addicted to pussy and basically lives to get the next fuck. A serious medical condition and sufferers can get group support and therapy from Cuntaholics Anonymous.

Dude: "It is 78 minutes since my last fuck. I am a cuntaholic and I need help."
Therapist: "Thank you Dude, you have taken the first step to recovery."

by Wizards Sleeve September 5, 2006

shitter to spitter

British variation of ass to mouth namely the disgusting act of taking a cock that has just been pulled from an ass and sucking it off.

Popluar in porn movies.

Dude 1: "How hot is your new girlfriend Dawg?"
Dude 2: "Well, she did shitter to spitter with me last night."
Dude 1: "Fair play! What a fucking bad-ass ho!"

by Wizards Sleeve November 20, 2009