Wizards Sleeve's definitions

road kill week

Yet another description of a woman's period. This one deriving from the fact they stink like road kill downstairs in that off-games week.

Dude 1: "Dawg, that chick is the worst. She's in a rage and stinks."
Dude 2: "No shit, Bro. Must be road kill week."

by Wizards Sleeve August 9, 2006

Neasden

Cultural capital of North London. Famous for its magnificent rail depot and Neasden Temple which is supposed to be the largest Hindu temple outside India. Also home to Neasden FC, one of the country's finest football clubs.

"A holiday in Neasden is better than a soapy tit wank off a porn star." (British Tourist Board, 2003)

by Wizards Sleeve June 22, 2005

milfmobile

The kind of vehicle that a milf drives between home, school, the shops and after-school clubs. In Britain, the Volkswagen Touran seems to be gaining in popularity amongst the milf community as the preferred brat-wagon for firm butted mature boob-babes.

"For me, the milfmobile of choice this year is the safety feature packed, 150hp SE 2.0 FSI VW Touran. It really makes my 38 year old gash moist when I'm driving the kids to school."

by Wizards Sleeve June 3, 2005

slug trailed

Where a woman rides your face and leaves a magnificent trail of goo across it. It feels like a huge, Amazonian giant jungle slug has crawled round your face.

"That chick is so horny. Last night she rode my face and slug trailed me!"

by Wizards Sleeve August 6, 2006

unwonked

To straighten out something that was wonky. Typically a crumpled, flacid cock.

"I'd been on the slack for days, then Paige appeared with her massive bangers and my dick unwonked itself in 2 seconds flat."

by Wizards Sleeve August 9, 2006

buttholing

A minority sport that has many similarities to 'potholing'. Characterised by men with helmets squeezing into tight, damp spaces for the purposes of recreational exploration.

In the UK one of the best places to go potholing is in The Peak District where one of the most popular underground systems that can be explored is called "Giant's Hole."

It can be a risky sport, caves can flood and sudden attacks of claustrophobia can happen. Getting lost, or sustaining injury are concerns too.

In Southern England, the public toilets around the city of Brighton provide many good locations for buttholers to try out.

"Yo Tinkerbelle, before you go buttholing with your new boyfriend, tie a rope round yo'self for safety."

by Wizards Sleeve July 16, 2008

tea-time tug

British Noun. An afternoon wank, especially between 4pm and 6pm, as often as not while at work.

Dude 1: "I was so bored yesterday at the office I nearly lost my mind."
Dude 2: "No shit, man. How'd ya survive the day?"
Dude 1: "Went off for a tea-time tug."

by Wizards Sleeve September 23, 2006