Attributes of a great MILF. Great big ham legs and massive mashable bangers. Something for the guy that likes legs and something for the guy that likes tits.
Dude 1: "Wow, you seen that new MILF in Accounts? Great ham and bangers!"
Dude 2: "Hell yeah! Full pork breakfast!"
Dude 2: "Hell yeah! Full pork breakfast!"
by Wizards Sleeve August 18, 2006
Get the ham and bangersmug. by Wizards Sleeve June 14, 2006
Get the blood pressuremug. A sadistic sexual practice in which a male coats his penis in muscle-rub (a medicinal heat rub such as Deep Heat, Fiery Jack or Menthol-Balm) and then has anal sex with another person who is unaware that they are being injected with the muscle-rub. Within minutes, the recipient’s sphincter and rectum while become irritated and can be likened to a volcanic crater.
Dude 1: "Yo, I totally freaked out my girlfriend the other night!"
Dude 2: "How so?"
Dude 1: "I'd just come back from the gym, still had my Deep Heat in my pocket and gave her a volcanic crater for a laugh!"
Dude 2: "How so?"
Dude 1: "I'd just come back from the gym, still had my Deep Heat in my pocket and gave her a volcanic crater for a laugh!"
by Wizards Sleeve December 26, 2005
Get the volcanic cratermug. by Wizards Sleeve July 06, 2007
Get the rusty spinemug. A fellow who practices brown magic. In other words, a person who likes to ferret around up other blokes' butt-holes.
Dude 1: "Hey, that new guy in the team has been eyeing me up in the changing rooms."
Dude 2: "Watch out Dawg, he's a Brown Magician and he'll fuck yo' ass if he gets you in the showers!"
Dude 2: "Watch out Dawg, he's a Brown Magician and he'll fuck yo' ass if he gets you in the showers!"
by Wizards Sleeve January 08, 2007
Get the brown magicianmug. What you are after being tricked into visiting www.meatspin.com (a shock site featuring gay anal sex and a spinning cock.) See also meatspin, goatse, tubgirl and lemonparty.
Dude 1: "I just barfed big time!"
Dude 2: "Why so, Dawg?"
Dude 1: "Cletus just tricked me into visiting meatspin.com."
Dude 2: "Dah!! Meatspun! My man, you is meatspun!"
Dude 2: "Why so, Dawg?"
Dude 1: "Cletus just tricked me into visiting meatspin.com."
Dude 2: "Dah!! Meatspun! My man, you is meatspun!"
by Wizards Sleeve February 03, 2007
Get the meatspunmug. A minority sport that has many similarities to 'potholing'. Characterised by men with helmets squeezing into tight, damp spaces for the purposes of recreational exploration.
In the UK one of the best places to go potholing is in The Peak District where one of the most popular underground systems that can be explored is called "Giant's Hole."
It can be a risky sport, caves can flood and sudden attacks of claustrophobia can happen. Getting lost, or sustaining injury are concerns too.
In Southern England, the public toilets around the city of Brighton provide many good locations for buttholers to try out.
In the UK one of the best places to go potholing is in The Peak District where one of the most popular underground systems that can be explored is called "Giant's Hole."
It can be a risky sport, caves can flood and sudden attacks of claustrophobia can happen. Getting lost, or sustaining injury are concerns too.
In Southern England, the public toilets around the city of Brighton provide many good locations for buttholers to try out.
"Yo Tinkerbelle, before you go buttholing with your new boyfriend, tie a rope round yo'self for safety."
by Wizards Sleeve July 16, 2008
Get the buttholingmug.