Wizards Sleeve's definitions

volcanic crater

A sadistic sexual practice in which a male coats his penis in muscle-rub (a medicinal heat rub such as Deep Heat, Fiery Jack or Menthol-Balm) and then has anal sex with another person who is unaware that they are being injected with the muscle-rub. Within minutes, the recipient’s sphincter and rectum while become irritated and can be likened to a volcanic crater.

Dude 1: "Yo, I totally freaked out my girlfriend the other night!"
Dude 2: "How so?"
Dude 1: "I'd just come back from the gym, still had my Deep Heat in my pocket and gave her a volcanic crater for a laugh!"

by Wizards Sleeve December 26, 2005

slug trailed

Where a woman rides your face and leaves a magnificent trail of goo across it. It feels like a huge, Amazonian giant jungle slug has crawled round your face.

"That chick is so horny. Last night she rode my face and slug trailed me!"

by Wizards Sleeve August 6, 2006

Ralgex and rocksalt

The very worst sexual feeling one can experience. Describes a very unpleasant penetrative fuck.

Ralgex is a warming muscle rub sold in the UK and rocksalt is just gritty and nasty. Anyone who feels like this in the ass or pussy is plain horrid and probably diseased, or an overbanged ho.

Dude 1: "How was your date last night, Dawg?"
Dude 2: "She looked fine but felt like Ralgex and rocksalt when she took it up the marmite motorway* my man!"

* Hershey Highway for American readers.

by Wizards Sleeve August 8, 2006

unwonked

To straighten out something that was wonky. Typically a crumpled, flacid cock.

"I'd been on the slack for days, then Paige appeared with her massive bangers and my dick unwonked itself in 2 seconds flat."

by Wizards Sleeve August 9, 2006

road kill week

Yet another description of a woman's period. This one deriving from the fact they stink like road kill downstairs in that off-games week.

Dude 1: "Dawg, that chick is the worst. She's in a rage and stinks."
Dude 2: "No shit, Bro. Must be road kill week."

by Wizards Sleeve August 9, 2006

fuckscope

A clever device built into a man's brain. The fuckscope is able to locate, range find and allow precise navigation in a crowded bar/club to an available fuck.

Dude 1: "I was out last night and my fuckscope scored a direct hit."
Dude 2: "Yeah? Way to go!"
Dude 1: "Yeah, hot damn bitch, fucked my goddam brains out!"

by Wizards Sleeve August 17, 2006

slop pot

Another word for vagina. In particular, a vagina that has had one or more deliveries of spunk into it already - a ho in fact.

Dude 1: "How was you date with Kazza?"
Dude 2: "Ok, but her minge was a bit well used."
Dude 1: "Yeah, I told you she had a nasty slop pot."

by Wizards Sleeve August 18, 2006