Wizards Sleeve's definitions

psycho chick

The Jekyll and Hyde female in her twenties.

Having left childhood behind, these chicks now battle through their twenties. Here they are buffeted between the pressures of work, drinking, boy-friend merry-go-rounds, monthly hormone attacks and the belief that their clocks are ticking.

Believe me, one day these chicks are heaven sent babes, then on the turn of a penny, the next day they are knife wielding harridans who relentlessly chant the mantra "All men are bastards ... why can't I find a boyfriend ... I'll never have babies ... I don't need a man etc."

Avoid them while in this evolving stage. Good news is they normally get their shit together sooner or later and the story does very often end happily.

Remember that every milf once was a psycho chick.

"Wow did you see that Chrissie? What a fucking psycho chick! Blob strop or what?"

by Wizards Sleeve June 5, 2005

slag band

Tattoo found around the top of the arm on a minger or munter.

"You seen Mandi's new slag band? Really suits her ... not."

by Wizards Sleeve June 1, 2005

slut custard

Yet another term for semen. This is the type chucked over a porn starlette's face in an average porno-movie.

Director: "OK folks, ready for the pop shot - let's see some slut custard fly!"
Porn Star: "Eeeeeuuuuuurggghhhh !!!! <SPLOODGE>"

by Wizards Sleeve January 11, 2007

burping the baby

Yet another term for a wank. In the same way you bounce a baby up and down and give it a rub to make it burp, a man bounces his member around, gives it a rub and hopefully burps out some spoodge.

Dude 1: "Yo! Good day at work?"
Dude 2: "Nah Dawg, I ended up burping the baby in the gents to keep me sane."

by Wizards Sleeve October 14, 2006

slush fuck

Yet another term for anal sex.

Dude 1: "Man my new chick is a slut. She let me slush fuck her!"
Dude 2: "Way to go, my man!"

by Wizards Sleeve July 14, 2007

MILF tickler

Another name for a penis. This term applies to the cock of a man who likes MILF.

Dude 1: "Hey Dawg, why so sad?"
Dude 2: "Slow trade, dude. My MILF tickler ain't gettin' no use this month!"

by Wizards Sleeve February 15, 2007

meatspun

What you are after being tricked into visiting www.meatspin.com (a shock site featuring gay anal sex and a spinning cock.) See also meatspin, goatse, tubgirl and lemonparty.

Dude 1: "I just barfed big time!"
Dude 2: "Why so, Dawg?"
Dude 1: "Cletus just tricked me into visiting meatspin.com."
Dude 2: "Dah!! Meatspun! My man, you is meatspun!"

by Wizards Sleeve February 3, 2007