Wizards Sleeve's definitions

jizz fish

Another name for spunk. Under a microscope, man custard looks like a load of fish swimming about. Hence the term.

Chick: "I'm horny as fuck - cum in my face!"
Dude: "Eeuuuuuuuuurrrghh ... one load of jizz fish ... coming up!" <SPOODGE>

by Wizards Sleeve January 5, 2007

Neptune's trident

One of the Holy Grail sexual acts. This involves one man and three women. The lucky man will have one woman on his penis and one hand in each of the other two women. This makes him look like Neptune's tri-pronged trident.

And like everything nautical, the whole thing smells of fish and is very slippery.

Nick: "I scored big the other day, I hit on three chicks and they did Neptune's trident with me."
Dude: "Way to go my man! You IS a sex god!"

by Wizards Sleeve May 22, 2007

fuck dustbin

Extremely offensive slang name for a woman.

Dude 1: "You been to Accounts Department lately?"
Dude 2: "Yeah Dawg. I seen that new fuck dustbin they got - she is gross."

by Wizards Sleeve July 27, 2007

dinosaurs shinbone

Another name for a very good erection. So named because it resembles the shinbone of a dinosaur in terms or shape and hardness.

Dude 1: "That new chick in Accounts? She gives me wood."
Dude 2: "Aye, Dawg. Me too - a real dinosaurs shinbone."

by Wizards Sleeve September 23, 2006

copper bolt

A fine crafted shit. Not a weedy poop, but a solid, good coloured bolt of thick copper which one can be proud of.

McShite: "I was blocked up but had 5 pints last night. Perfect copper bolt this morning."
McBooger: "Fair play, sir. Fair play."

by Wizards Sleeve August 27, 2006

shitter to spitter

British variation of ass to mouth namely the disgusting act of taking a cock that has just been pulled from an ass and sucking it off.

Popluar in porn movies.

Dude 1: "How hot is your new girlfriend Dawg?"
Dude 2: "Well, she did shitter to spitter with me last night."
Dude 1: "Fair play! What a fucking bad-ass ho!"

by Wizards Sleeve November 20, 2009

Ralgex and rocksalt

The very worst sexual feeling one can experience. Describes a very unpleasant penetrative fuck.

Ralgex is a warming muscle rub sold in the UK and rocksalt is just gritty and nasty. Anyone who feels like this in the ass or pussy is plain horrid and probably diseased, or an overbanged ho.

Dude 1: "How was your date last night, Dawg?"
Dude 2: "She looked fine but felt like Ralgex and rocksalt when she took it up the marmite motorway* my man!"

* Hershey Highway for American readers.

by Wizards Sleeve August 8, 2006