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Where a vagina's lips shut so rapidly that they make a clapping noise. Suggestive that they are big flappy flaps and that a large penis has been withdrawn at some huge speed.
A kind of vaginal sonic boom. You need damn big flaps to make a full fanny clap.
A kind of vaginal sonic boom. You need damn big flaps to make a full fanny clap.
<CLAP!>
Dude: "What da fuck was that, woman!?"
Chick: "Damn muthafucka! You took you damn dick out too fast for me, that was my fanny clap Nigga!"
Dude: "What da fuck was that, woman!?"
Chick: "Damn muthafucka! You took you damn dick out too fast for me, that was my fanny clap Nigga!"
by Wizards Sleeve February 1, 2007
Get the fanny clap mug.When really pounding pussy, these little bubbles leak out from all sides and make for a really foamy gash. Pump fast and hard enough and they are thick as a MacDonalds Milkshake.
"I was going great but she was gushing so much when I looked down it was just my dick in a mess of cunty fuck bubbles."
by Wizards Sleeve July 27, 2006
Get the cunty fuck bubbles mug.Fetish sex terminology. This is another term for a golden shower which shares the characteristics of the high pressure hosing and brushing system used at many outlets for the purposes of cleaning automobiles.
"Man that Ginny is one sick babe! She gave me a full jet wash last night! High pressure facial wash, power brush on my body work and then Turtle Waxed me with her moip!"
by Wizards Sleeve June 24, 2005
Get the jet wash mug.The very worst sexual feeling one can experience. Describes a very unpleasant penetrative fuck.
Ralgex is a warming muscle rub sold in the UK and rocksalt is just gritty and nasty. Anyone who feels like this in the ass or pussy is plain horrid and probably diseased, or an overbanged ho.
Ralgex is a warming muscle rub sold in the UK and rocksalt is just gritty and nasty. Anyone who feels like this in the ass or pussy is plain horrid and probably diseased, or an overbanged ho.
Dude 1: "How was your date last night, Dawg?"
Dude 2: "She looked fine but felt like Ralgex and rocksalt when she took it up the marmite motorway* my man!"
* Hershey Highway for American readers.
Dude 2: "She looked fine but felt like Ralgex and rocksalt when she took it up the marmite motorway* my man!"
* Hershey Highway for American readers.
by Wizards Sleeve August 8, 2006
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Popluar in porn movies.
Popluar in porn movies.
Dude 1: "How hot is your new girlfriend Dawg?"
Dude 2: "Well, she did shitter to spitter with me last night."
Dude 1: "Fair play! What a fucking bad-ass ho!"
Dude 2: "Well, she did shitter to spitter with me last night."
Dude 1: "Fair play! What a fucking bad-ass ho!"
by Wizards Sleeve November 20, 2009
Get the shitter to spitter mug.When one who is not relevant to a humorous conversation between two or more people involved themselves and subsequently kills said joke and all fond memories of it
For fuck sake he Dorred my joke
by Wizards Sleeve August 31, 2016
Get the Dorr mug.Common name for any publication that can be used to support masturbation activity. From traditional top-shelf porn mags through to lingerie catalogues - all wankopaedias.
Dude 1: "Man, that was a bad day at work."
Dude 2: "No shit, Dawg. Just relax yourself at home with a good wankopaedia."
Dude 2: "No shit, Dawg. Just relax yourself at home with a good wankopaedia."
by Wizards Sleeve August 31, 2006
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