Wizards Sleeve's definitions
A mythical 6 foot blonde nurse who works in Stockholm General Hospital, Sweden. Or just a ho in a nurse's costume in Kings Cross, London.
Whatever the condition her male patients might have, Nurse Helga Bumgames would administer a lingering and pleasurable anal probe for a modest fee.
Her popularity is the stuff of legend.
Whatever the condition her male patients might have, Nurse Helga Bumgames would administer a lingering and pleasurable anal probe for a modest fee.
Her popularity is the stuff of legend.
Swede 1: "Jah, though I had broken all my legsh and armsh, my shtay in veh hoshpital was great."
Swede 2: "I she you had the honour of being attended by Nurse Helga Bumgames."
Swede 1: "Jah!"
Swede 2: "I she you had the honour of being attended by Nurse Helga Bumgames."
Swede 1: "Jah!"
by Wizards Sleeve August 18, 2006
Get the Nurse Helga Bumgamesmug. by Wizards Sleeve June 16, 2005
Get the happy sackmug. This is when you jack off to the thought or image of old TV stars, maybe from when you were a teenager and porn was in short supply.
"I was watching Charlies Angels on cable last night and treated myself to some great retro-wanking."
by Wizards Sleeve February 14, 2007
Get the retro-wankingmug. The morning-after effect of a particularly good hot curry. Describes the flatulent anal-slapping one experiences when breaking wind. Severe curry slap may, in extreme cases, result in rectal prolapse leaving one in need of urgent medical attention.
Dude 1: "I will never drink and eat Indian food again."
Dude 2: "Why so Dawg?"
Dude 1: "'Cos today I got bad curry slap and my ass is broke."
Dude 2: "Why so Dawg?"
Dude 1: "'Cos today I got bad curry slap and my ass is broke."
by Wizards Sleeve September 16, 2006
Get the curry slapmug. Noun. The surprising and previously unknown discovery that one experiences when it becomes clear that older women are in fact fitter and more desirable than younger women.
Patient: "I don't know what to do, doctor. I'm married to a wonderful woman, I've got a great sex life, but every time I see 45 year old Brenda at the office, I get chest pains and need to go to the toilet."
Doctor: "Oh, that's nothing too serious, normal for a chap in his twenties like you. You've obviously had a recent milfelation. Here's a prescription for '40 and Over 40', drop it in at the Fags 'n' Mags shop and you'll be back to normal before you can say ‘Women's Weekly.’"
Doctor: "Oh, that's nothing too serious, normal for a chap in his twenties like you. You've obviously had a recent milfelation. Here's a prescription for '40 and Over 40', drop it in at the Fags 'n' Mags shop and you'll be back to normal before you can say ‘Women's Weekly.’"
by Wizards Sleeve May 20, 2005
Get the milfelationmug. One who works in an office doing a hum-drum type job. Typical examples: Anyone who works in IT, accountants and people in supply departments.
Kings of all pencil Necks? Actuaries.
Kings of all pencil Necks? Actuaries.
Office Chick: "I need a toner for the HP LaserJet 9065 in accounts."
Supply Dude: "I'll need to know your cost centre and have a signed purchase request form for that."
Office Chick: "Fuck you pencil neck!"
Supply Dude: "I'll need to know your cost centre and have a signed purchase request form for that."
Office Chick: "Fuck you pencil neck!"
by Wizards Sleeve June 6, 2005
Get the pencil neckmug. Yet another term for anal sex. This one is when that damn old asshole is a big hairy bastard - like a spider. As found on dirty women who don't know Jack shit about shaving.
Dude 1: "That new chick from Accounts? She's one hairy bitch!"
Dude 2: "Yeah! Time to go spidering, Dawg!"
Dude 2: "Yeah! Time to go spidering, Dawg!"
by Wizards Sleeve February 3, 2007
Get the spideringmug.