Wizards Sleeve's definitions

pass the Prozac

What one says when one is describing a miserable friend or partner. One of those people who just saps life away from you.

They are infectiously depressing.

Dude 1: "Dawg, you look so glum. You still going out with that miserable beatch?"
Dude 2: "Yes ... pass the Prozac."

by Wizards Sleeve September 24, 2006

copper bolt

A fine crafted shit. Not a weedy poop, but a solid, good coloured bolt of thick copper which one can be proud of.

McShite: "I was blocked up but had 5 pints last night. Perfect copper bolt this morning."
McBooger: "Fair play, sir. Fair play."

by Wizards Sleeve August 27, 2006

thunder pig

A woman so ugly, she is of legendary proportions - probably a direct descendent of half developed cave-men.

Dude 1: "That new girlfriend of yours! She damn ugly, my man!"
Dude 2: "Yeah Dawg. She may be a thunder pig but she fucks like a ho!"

by Wizards Sleeve January 17, 2007

pimp-2-pimp

This is when two pimps work together and trade bitches. If a pimp has a good bitch in his stable and she does good tricks, another pimp might want to ply her to his customers.

Pimp give the other pimp a call and they trades. Like Wall Street, but with skanks not shares.

"Yo bwoi, commerce is good. Check it dawg, if I ain't got it now, I can do pimp-2-pimp and get yo a choice ho."

by Wizards Sleeve July 27, 2006

pudfucker

One who likes big women, and likes to fuck them.

"I seen your wife. She is a big, big woman. You is a pudfucker my man."

by Wizards Sleeve July 18, 2006

stinking yawn

A massive smelly fart. Not just a weedy little parp, this one means your ass yawns big and emits the foulest gas from hell. See the goatse dude on Google Images search to see what it looks like.

Dude 1: "Oh my head. I drank ten pints last night and had a curry."
Dude 2: "Way to go Dawg ... what the hell is that smell man!?"
Dude 1: "Oh my good ... a stinking yawn ... I'm gonna puke ..."

by Wizards Sleeve September 24, 2006

Spiderwoman

Female with a single extraordinary power. Having never visited her minge with a razor, she has a magnificent array of spiders legs protruding from her knickers thus being able to render any man into a state of shocked horror at a hundred yards.

Beach Dude 1 (dazed): "Whoaaa ... did you see that chick's bikini-line?"
Beach Dude 2: "Yeah ... like it must've been Spiderwoman."

by Wizards Sleeve June 25, 2005