Wizards Sleeve's definitions

Lesbos

This is a district under the government of a prefect (or prefecture) in Greece. It's made up of a number of islands in the Aegean Sea.

According to Greek mythology, the god of the islands was called 'Lesbos.'

An ancient poet called Sappho wrote about love between women about 2700 years ago and that's where we get the term 'lesbian' from.

Apparently, Sappho's poetry was pretty hot stuff and the Christians didn't like it. Little of it remains today thanks to a policy of it being destroyed by those against it.

Greek 1: "Behold! Across the Aegean sail the lovers Clitus Enormos and Vulva Maximus from the islands of Lesbos!"
Greek 2: "I'm hard as a temple pillar already!"

by Wizards Sleeve July 15, 2008

Spiderwoman

Female with a single extraordinary power. Having never visited her minge with a razor, she has a magnificent array of spiders legs protruding from her knickers thus being able to render any man into a state of shocked horror at a hundred yards.

Beach Dude 1 (dazed): "Whoaaa ... did you see that chick's bikini-line?"
Beach Dude 2: "Yeah ... like it must've been Spiderwoman."

by Wizards Sleeve June 25, 2005

dinosaurs shinbone

Another name for a very good erection. So named because it resembles the shinbone of a dinosaur in terms or shape and hardness.

Dude 1: "That new chick in Accounts? She gives me wood."
Dude 2: "Aye, Dawg. Me too - a real dinosaurs shinbone."

by Wizards Sleeve September 23, 2006

fuck dustbin

Extremely offensive slang name for a woman.

Dude 1: "You been to Accounts Department lately?"
Dude 2: "Yeah Dawg. I seen that new fuck dustbin they got - she is gross."

by Wizards Sleeve July 27, 2007

jizz fish

Another name for spunk. Under a microscope, man custard looks like a load of fish swimming about. Hence the term.

Chick: "I'm horny as fuck - cum in my face!"
Dude: "Eeuuuuuuuuurrrghh ... one load of jizz fish ... coming up!" <SPOODGE>

by Wizards Sleeve January 5, 2007

Neptune's trident

One of the Holy Grail sexual acts. This involves one man and three women. The lucky man will have one woman on his penis and one hand in each of the other two women. This makes him look like Neptune's tri-pronged trident.

And like everything nautical, the whole thing smells of fish and is very slippery.

Nick: "I scored big the other day, I hit on three chicks and they did Neptune's trident with me."
Dude: "Way to go my man! You IS a sex god!"

by Wizards Sleeve May 22, 2007

Wankdorf

A place in Bern, Switzerland. It's a sports stadium. Really.

First time I was driving along the autobahn and saw the sign for Wankdorf, I nearly crashed the car laughing.

by Wizards Sleeve June 9, 2005