Wizards Sleeve's definitions

fuck custard

Thick semen. As found in good porno movies after the pop shot.

Dude 1: "I just watched 'Bukkake Cum Sluts Vol. 6' - man, I ain't seen so much fuck custard ever!"
Dude 2: "Dude, lend me that - NOW!"

by Wizards Sleeve July 14, 2007

hearty handshake

Yet another term for a wank. This is where a chap goes off and gives his member a jolly good handshake. Popular with bored office workers around 4.00pm.

Dude 1: "I say, good day at the office old chap?"
Dude 2: "I'm afraid not. I had to give myself a hearty handshake to get me through the day."

by Wizards Sleeve October 8, 2006

brown magician

A fellow who practices brown magic. In other words, a person who likes to ferret around up other blokes' butt-holes.

Dude 1: "Hey, that new guy in the team has been eyeing me up in the changing rooms."
Dude 2: "Watch out Dawg, he's a Brown Magician and he'll fuck yo' ass if he gets you in the showers!"

by Wizards Sleeve January 8, 2007

volcanic crater

A sadistic sexual practice in which a male coats his penis in muscle-rub (a medicinal heat rub such as Deep Heat, Fiery Jack or Menthol-Balm) and then has anal sex with another person who is unaware that they are being injected with the muscle-rub. Within minutes, the recipient’s sphincter and rectum while become irritated and can be likened to a volcanic crater.

Dude 1: "Yo, I totally freaked out my girlfriend the other night!"
Dude 2: "How so?"
Dude 1: "I'd just come back from the gym, still had my Deep Heat in my pocket and gave her a volcanic crater for a laugh!"

by Wizards Sleeve December 26, 2005

chimping

Having sex. As seen on numerous National Geographic Channel documentaries.

And now yet another programme featuring Jane Goodall and some randy monkeys in Africa. Viewers please note that this show features some serious chimping.

by Wizards Sleeve June 10, 2005

lard lover

One who enjoys a deep-fried life.

Lard is an animal by-product - it's the fatty, unusable bits of pigs' carcasses. Despite this, it's popular for cooking in many countries.

Term is also popularly used to describe men who like their women on the big side. See related term BBW 'Big Beautiful Woman.' Big they may be, beautiful they are not. BBW is probably one of the most delusional concepts around.

"Charlie's lost the plot, you seen his new girl? Must be 250 pounds of her! Man, he's become a lard lover."

by Wizards Sleeve June 26, 2005

easy ride

A slag. An easy woman who takes little persuasion to get into bed. Not good looking often.

Dude 1: "Hey! Still single, Dawg?"
Dude 2: "Yeah, I'm makin' do with easy ride 'til something good comes along!"

by Wizards Sleeve January 30, 2007