Wizards Sleeve's definitions
(British) A closely shaved and somewhat tangy tasting snatch.
Not perfectly smooth, but rough to the touch like fox skin and tasting like a stale beermat.
Not perfectly smooth, but rough to the touch like fox skin and tasting like a stale beermat.
Dude 1: "Did you go down on your new girlfriend last night Dawg?"
Dude 2: "Yeah. Not bad, but seemed like I was tonguing a fox skin beermat."
Dude 1: "Way to go!"
Dude 2: "Yeah. Not bad, but seemed like I was tonguing a fox skin beermat."
Dude 1: "Way to go!"
by Wizards Sleeve June 13, 2010
Get the fox skin beermatmug. Another word for an erection. This is a measure of hardness of the boner. On the grounds that a Chinese word search is pretty damn hard, then if you are as hard as one then you have a very fine erection.
Dude 1: "Whoa man! Did you see that chick's hooters?"
Dude 2: "No shit! I'm hard as a Chinese word search!"
Dude 2: "No shit! I'm hard as a Chinese word search!"
by Wizards Sleeve January 5, 2007
Get the Chinese word searchmug. Noun. Spent nuts are the male testicles after having been drained of all semen. They need a prolonged period to regenerate. Typically happens after an intense session of masturbation.
Dude 1: "Wow man, I had an amazing night thinking about your mom. I got spent nuts today."
Dude 2: "WTF?"
Dude 2: "WTF?"
by Wizards Sleeve November 20, 2005
Get the spent nutsmug.