Thames barge

A big ugly woman who is an easy fuck. So named because of the similarity to the trash barges that go up and down the river Thames in London which everyone dumps their mess into.
Dude 1: "That girl in Accounts, the fat one, everyone in the department has fucked her!"
Dude 2: "Yeah - a real Thames barge."
by Wizards Sleeve September 03, 2006
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distemper

Noun, refers to one's anger emotion.

Not to be confused with a viral disease that affects animals like dogs and cats or a kind of paint.
Dude 1: "Charmaine sent me to the vet for a checkout."
Dude 2: "WTF?"
Dude 1: "Yeah, Dude, she says I got distemper when we is fightin."
by Wizards Sleeve May 18, 2005
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thatched cave

Yeah, that date with Polly was a total washout. It was all going well until we got down to some serious chimping - then she dropped her panties and revealed her thatched cave.

Man, I couldn't go down on that - would've been like Frenching Chewbacca.
by Wizards Sleeve June 04, 2005
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