6 definitions by Wizard-Lizard

netfreak

A person who is addicted to the Internet or is always doing Internet-related things. This kind of people, mostly youths, are always thinking in terms of Internet memes or Internet words, the Internet has affected severely their lives. They sleep with a smartphone near their pillow.

I can't bear Francis' humor, he's such a netfreak.

by Wizard-Lizard January 11, 2014

McAnarchy

The beautifully ironic situation where major capitalist companies and corporations support trendy radical left-wing causes of the anarchist type in order to maximize their profits and broaden their market via virtue signalling.

Paul: Have you seen all this nonsensical McAnarchy these companies have been doing? Sony, McDonald's, Twitter. All of them
Jamie: Yes, it's absolutely ridiculous to see the money people support riots and anarchy.

by Wizard-Lizard June 4, 2020

Hen Wen

A fat girl with a beautiful face like the pretty sow from the animated film The Black Cauldron.

My cousin Jimmy told me he's dating this Hen Wen he met at a party.

by Wizard-Lizard January 11, 2014

FOEL

Abbreviation for "Fuck Off (and) Enjoy Life". Used mostly when someone expresses a depressing, pretentious, phony or pessimistic thought on a certain topic. Also used when some bitter person is trying to end your fun or to change your interests.

Martin: I hate those glossy, disgusting, commercial Hollywood movies. They suck.
Alfred: Calm down, man. Movies are one of US' main money incomes. It's just a business, FOEL.

by Wizard-Lizard January 11, 2014

Apple time

The iconic '9:42 AM' shown in many Apple devices as the system's time.

Mickey Hey, Mallory, what time is it?
Mallory: It's Apple time, Mickey, 9:42 AM.

by Wizard-Lizard January 17, 2017

drunkself

Your alter ego when you're drunk or intoxicated.

"Last night at the party I was strippin' naked on a table... I hate my drunkself."

by Wizard-Lizard December 1, 2015