Wiseman's definitions

the good part

What a guy fast forwards to when he is watching porn and is about ready to blow his wad.

Oh man, get to the good part now! I'm ready to cum!

by Wiseman July 11, 2006

K-town

Reference to Keokuk, Iowa.

I grew up in K-town, but I'm glad I don't live in that cesspool anymore. Fucking town has gone to shit!

by Wiseman July 13, 2006

Keokuk

Keokuk is a small town in Southeast Iowa located at the convergence of the Des Moines and Mississippi rivers. Keokuk was named for the Sac-Fox Indian, Chief Keokuk. Keokuk was once a proud, bustling community of over 17,000 persons. Now it is but a shell of its former self. Just over 10,000 people now call Keokuk home. Unemployment rates are high and anyone who gets an education generally leaves town and never comes back. The school system is eroding, city streets are in disrepair, and healthcare services are meager at best. As more and more factories close and semi-intelligent individuals leave town, the results of years of inbreeding in Keokuk will become more apparent. Eventually Keokuk's population will probable level off at around 2,500. Everyone one in town will be related and there will only be 5-6 surnames in the phonebook.

Keokuk is a town known for two things, drinking and fighting.

by Wiseman July 13, 2006

nasty gram

An e-mail written in a tone that is confrontational. It is often petty and lacking in tact. A nasty gram can be venomous, incendiary, and/or hateful as well.

Jeff didn't have the balls to talk to me so instead he sent me a nasty gram.

by Wiseman July 14, 2006

Fletcher

An angry blowharded asshole who often loses his temper and screams at co-workers at his place of employment.

Don would always lose his cool and scream at the other supervisors when he was having a bad day. Fucking Fletcher!

by Wiseman July 14, 2006

BACT

Best Available Control Technology - Used in reference to pollution control in a manufacturing facility. When a new piece of equipment is installed in a factory, the best available method of controlling pollution available on the market at the time must be put in place with it.

The EPA dictated that we follow the BACT guidelines when building our new refinery.

by Wiseman July 14, 2006

gack in the crack

The substance in between a man's ass cheeks that creates skid marks. Also known as butt butter, gack in the crack is usually formed as a result of several components put together. These are:
1) A hairy ass
2) A moist defecation followed by clean up with cheap TP
3) Physical exertion that causes the hairy ass to perspire

Mike took a hurried dump in the portajohn outside the stadium and then went back to tailgating. It was a long walk back to the pickup and the hot weather made him sweat. By the time he got back to the beer cooler he had some gack in the crack.

by Wiseman July 14, 2006