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nasty gram

An e-mail written in a tone that is confrontational. It is often petty and lacking in tact. A nasty gram can be venomous, incendiary, and/or hateful as well.
Jeff didn't have the balls to talk to me so instead he sent me a nasty gram.
by Wiseman July 14, 2006
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BACT

Best Available Control Technology - Used in reference to pollution control in a manufacturing facility. When a new piece of equipment is installed in a factory, the best available method of controlling pollution available on the market at the time must be put in place with it.
The EPA dictated that we follow the BACT guidelines when building our new refinery.
by Wiseman July 14, 2006
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nuych

Nuych is a word that means:

1. a person that licks

2. a very dumb person

3. a person who craves semen
Come here you nuych and lick it

YOU NUYCH

That is such a nuych, she suck and drank me all dry last night
by Wiseman March 11, 2005
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cob knocker

A cock sucker. Basically, an annoying person who does something to piss you off.
Listen you stupid cob knocker, leave me alone already!
by Wiseman July 28, 2006
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Keokuk

Keokuk is a small town in Southeast Iowa located at the convergence of the Des Moines and Mississippi rivers. Keokuk was named for the Sac-Fox Indian, Chief Keokuk. Keokuk was once a proud, bustling community of over 17,000 persons. Now it is but a shell of its former self. Just over 10,000 people now call Keokuk home. Unemployment rates are high and anyone who gets an education generally leaves town and never comes back. The school system is eroding, city streets are in disrepair, and healthcare services are meager at best. As more and more factories close and semi-intelligent individuals leave town, the results of years of inbreeding in Keokuk will become more apparent. Eventually Keokuk's population will probable level off at around 2,500. Everyone one in town will be related and there will only be 5-6 surnames in the phonebook.
Keokuk is a town known for two things, drinking and fighting.
by Wiseman July 13, 2006
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fag hole

Bob was already pissing in the first urinal and Neal was relieving himself in #3 so I got stuck with the fag hole.
by Wiseman June 18, 2006
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ralph chunks

The act of vomiting.
Dude, I had waaay to much beer. I think I'm going to ralph chunks.
by Wiseman June 27, 2006
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