Wiseman's definitions

little soldier

Slang term for a penis.

After watching porn for a while, my little soldier was standing at attention.

by Wiseman July 26, 2006

Dek Souder

dumbest idiot i ever seen,a fucking moron.pwnex(ed)

old name: DeC

OMFG!!!!I has Windows Longhorn #2078,#4055,#4058,#4065!!!!oneoneone

by Wiseman April 4, 2004

cob knocker

A cock sucker. Basically, an annoying person who does something to piss you off.

Listen you stupid cob knocker, leave me alone already!

by Wiseman July 28, 2006

Fletcher

An angry blowharded asshole who often loses his temper and screams at co-workers at his place of employment.

Don would always lose his cool and scream at the other supervisors when he was having a bad day. Fucking Fletcher!

by Wiseman July 14, 2006

prolapsed sphincter

A condition in which the anus has basically been turned inside out or dropped from its normal position. Often a result of repeated straining while trying to defecate or trauma from sodomy.

That child molester in cell block 19 had a prolapsed sphincter after the other inmates got a hold of him in the shower.

by Wiseman July 25, 2006

ralph chunks

The act of vomiting.

Dude, I had waaay to much beer. I think I'm going to ralph chunks.

by Wiseman June 27, 2006

NVA

Non-Value Added. Synonymous with HR

HR is a total NVA department. All they do is screw the people who actually contribute to the bottom line of this company and talk about lunch plans for the next day.

by Wiseman July 11, 2006