Wiseman's definitions

Keokuk

Keokuk is a small town in Southeast Iowa located at the convergence of the Des Moines and Mississippi rivers. Keokuk was named for the Sac-Fox Indian, Chief Keokuk. Keokuk was once a proud, bustling community of over 17,000 persons. Now it is but a shell of its former self. Just over 10,000 people now call Keokuk home. Unemployment rates are high and anyone who gets an education generally leaves town and never comes back. The school system is eroding, city streets are in disrepair, and healthcare services are meager at best. As more and more factories close and semi-intelligent individuals leave town, the results of years of inbreeding in Keokuk will become more apparent. Eventually Keokuk's population will probable level off at around 2,500. Everyone one in town will be related and there will only be 5-6 surnames in the phonebook.

Keokuk is a town known for two things, drinking and fighting.

by Wiseman July 13, 2006

Fletcher

An angry blowharded asshole who often loses his temper and screams at co-workers at his place of employment.

Don would always lose his cool and scream at the other supervisors when he was having a bad day. Fucking Fletcher!

by Wiseman July 14, 2006

prolapsed sphincter

A condition in which the anus has basically been turned inside out or dropped from its normal position. Often a result of repeated straining while trying to defecate or trauma from sodomy.

That child molester in cell block 19 had a prolapsed sphincter after the other inmates got a hold of him in the shower.

by Wiseman July 25, 2006

ralph chunks

The act of vomiting.

Dude, I had waaay to much beer. I think I'm going to ralph chunks.

by Wiseman June 27, 2006

fag hole

The middle urinal in a group of three.

Bob was already pissing in the first urinal and Neal was relieving himself in #3 so I got stuck with the fag hole.

by Wiseman June 18, 2006

K-town

Reference to Keokuk, Iowa.

I grew up in K-town, but I'm glad I don't live in that cesspool anymore. Fucking town has gone to shit!

by Wiseman July 13, 2006

regulate

to keep something or a situation under control. to place restrictions often for the good of the whole

if someone doesnt regulate submissions to this urban dictionary, it will become an even larger chunk of turd.
see SHS freshman

by wiseman January 19, 2003