Wise Man's definitions

Pumpy Trousers

An amusing term i heard a radio dj use to refer to someone with a 'gas problem'

Since you started your spinach and lemonade diet you've become a real pumpy trousers

by Wise Man November 13, 2003

bullet time

A 'super slo mo' effect, used best in the Matrix films, bullets can be seen travelling through the air, the filming itself is done by filming at 150fps.

'I've seen people empty entire clips at an agent and hit nothing but thin air'

Morpheus

by Wise Man November 13, 2003

Ringpiece

Bum-hole, Arse-hole, sphincter, brown eye, rusty sheriffs badge, chocolate starfish, Arris, Gary Glitter, Anus, rectum etc

After that harsh curry last night, my ringpiece became an outlet for a torrent of aromatic abuse.

by Wise Man November 20, 2003

accounts department

See cunt

The accounts department? Oh, you mean the room full of beaurocratic cunts!

by Wise Man October 17, 2003

FIERCE

Irish for face.

Liggature, yeff gutter fierce lekka paira tets!!

by Wise Man July 15, 2003

OI OI

A loud greeting to be given to freinds in public areas, the louder the better in order to make passers by shit their pants.

Me: OI OI!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neil: OI OI!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Passer By: <Sqeulch>

by Wise Man October 10, 2003