carpet treader

See waster, basically an estate ageny term for a person who just likes to look at houses to be nosy, with no intention to buy.

That person is just a carpet treader.

by Wise Man July 14, 2003

Ringpiece

Bum-hole, Arse-hole, sphincter, brown eye, rusty sheriffs badge, chocolate starfish, Arris, Gary Glitter, Anus, rectum etc

After that harsh curry last night, my ringpiece became an outlet for a torrent of aromatic abuse.

by Wise Man November 20, 2003

The Monkey

A dance made popular by Jonny Bravo.

"Do the Monkey with me"

by Wise Man October 07, 2003

bang

1) Sound made by any pneumatically inflated object when burst.
2) Slang word for sex.

1) "Just a couple more puffs and your baloon will be full" BANG!!!!
2) Stu: So, what did ya do last night?
Al: I banged my girlfreind man.

by Wise Man October 09, 2003

bullet time

A 'super slo mo' effect, used best in the Matrix films, bullets can be seen travelling through the air, the filming itself is done by filming at 150fps.

'I've seen people empty entire clips at an agent and hit nothing but thin air'

Morpheus

by Wise Man November 13, 2003

penguin

A tasty chocolate biscuit snack from the UK

P-p-p-pick up a penguin

by Wise Man September 17, 2003

Swervigo

The feeling of exhaustion you get when you have avoided so many peoples calls/enquiries at work.

I gave so many people the swerve today, i'm knackered.

by Wise Man November 05, 2003