Wise Man's definitions

tuna bap

Crap

Hey guys, i'm going for a tuna bap, see you in 20.

by Wise Man October 2, 2003

OI OI

A loud greeting to be given to freinds in public areas, the louder the better in order to make passers by shit their pants.

Me: OI OI!!!!!!!!!!!!
Neil: OI OI!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Passer By: <Sqeulch>

by Wise Man October 10, 2003

dentist

A rich chap that sticks needles in your gums, wrenches around all your teeth, drills holes in your teeth, and bruises your face to fuck. Then he charges you loads of money.

Wish i was a dentist......

by Wise Man November 5, 2003

tree

the number after two if you're irish

wuun, too, tree, for, foyve etc

by Wise Man July 21, 2003

Baby Gravy

Male semen

I left my baby gravy all over her face

by Wise Man July 11, 2003

fuck this shit

A phrase i frequently use whilst at work.

Accounts Dept: I know we said that client is all clear, but we've changed our minds, you'll now have to talk to 15 different people in order to settle your problem.
Me: FUCK THIS SHIT!!!!!!!

by Wise Man October 17, 2003

Hoodyanikabolokov

A Russian with three testicles.

Hoodyanikabolokov: Hey i have 3 testicles!
Me: Oh yeah? Who'd ya nick a bollock off?
Hoodyanikabolokov: How did you know my name!?
Me: Wha?

by Wise Man November 18, 2003