Wise Man's definitions

penguin

A tasty chocolate biscuit snack from the UK

P-p-p-pick up a penguin

by Wise Man September 17, 2003

KFC

Place that gave me food poisoning and seems to operate an 'asian only' workforce scheme.

They have to do one thing - fry chicken - and they still manage to fuck that up.

by Wise Man October 7, 2003

Mooie

The female genitalia, fanny, flange, grindle, hairy axe wound, clout, muff, minge, beef curtains, cock wash etc etc

Her skirt was so short, i could see her mooie

by Wise Man July 15, 2003

waster

An Estate Agency term for someone who uses hours of your time to view every house available three times, then says they're not looking anymore, also a carpet treader

That applicant was a f**king waster!!!

by Wise Man July 14, 2003

bad day

Today

I'm having a bad day

by Wise Man October 28, 2003

brandine

A universal name for any female hick or redneck, used as an insult on any common woman.

Hey Brandine!! Let's have us a critter for dinner!!

by Wise Man July 21, 2003

carpet treader

See waster, basically an estate ageny term for a person who just likes to look at houses to be nosy, with no intention to buy.

That person is just a carpet treader.

by Wise Man July 14, 2003