Wise Man's definitions

Swervigo

The feeling of exhaustion you get when you have avoided so many peoples calls/enquiries at work.

I gave so many people the swerve today, i'm knackered.

by Wise Man November 5, 2003

Gentleman's Gel

Baby Gravy, semen, sperm, spunk etc etc

Hair need taming Mary? Here, rub this and have some of my gentlemans gel :D

by Wise Man July 11, 2003

Burbury Prick

Teenage rude boys who wear burbury caps at such a steep angle the peak is vertical. They usually hang around in large packs. Other notable attributes include cigarette behind the ear, greasy hair, his mums jewellery, an earing, a sky blue hooded top and a 25cc moped.

Look at that bunch of burbury pricks, bet they're not so brave when they aren't 'hangin' with 40 of their 'bruvvas'

by Wise Man October 2, 2003

waster

An Estate Agency term for someone who uses hours of your time to view every house available three times, then says they're not looking anymore, also a carpet treader

That applicant was a f**king waster!!!

by Wise Man July 14, 2003

bad day

Today

I'm having a bad day

by Wise Man October 28, 2003

penguin

A tasty chocolate biscuit snack from the UK

P-p-p-pick up a penguin

by Wise Man September 17, 2003

KFC

Place that gave me food poisoning and seems to operate an 'asian only' workforce scheme.

They have to do one thing - fry chicken - and they still manage to fuck that up.

by Wise Man October 7, 2003