Wise Man's definitions
1) To steal or 'permanently borrow'
2) An unpleasant member of the female species, usually linked to the physical appearance/smell.
2) An unpleasant member of the female species, usually linked to the physical appearance/smell.
by Wise Man November 13, 2006
Get the Skankmug. 
Get the penguinmug. An Estate Agency term for someone who uses hours of your time to view every house available three times, then says they're not looking anymore, also a carpet treader
by Wise Man July 14, 2003
Get the wastermug. 
Accounts Dept: I know we said that client is all clear, but we've changed our minds, you'll now have to talk to 15 different people in order to settle your problem.
Me: FUCK THIS SHIT!!!!!!!
Me: FUCK THIS SHIT!!!!!!!
by Wise Man October 17, 2003
Get the fuck this shitmug. The noise a car theif makes when you catch him breaking into your car and you hit him in the throat with his own baseball bat.
by Wise Man October 7, 2003
Get the Plerchkmug. 1) To run quickly.
2) An electronic car modification that remaps fuelling, timing, engine speed etc.
3) A potato product.
4) To damage paintwork.
2) An electronic car modification that remaps fuelling, timing, engine speed etc.
3) A potato product.
4) To damage paintwork.
1) I got here as fast as i could, i was chipping it.
2) My car's mental, it's chipped to fuck.
3) Cods and Chips please.
4) Some fucker has chipped my paintwork!
2) My car's mental, it's chipped to fuck.
3) Cods and Chips please.
4) Some fucker has chipped my paintwork!
by Wise Man October 2, 2003
Get the chipmug.