55 definitions by Wise Man

A rich chap that sticks needles in your gums, wrenches around all your teeth, drills holes in your teeth, and bruises your face to fuck. Then he charges you loads of money.
Wish i was a dentist......
by Wise Man November 5, 2003
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An expression for breasts when the owner is over 50.
When a girl is in her 20's her tits are called Melons because they are large, round and firm. When a girl gets into her 30s/40's they become baps, still fairly round but softer.
However, once a girl gets into her 50's they become onions, when you see them they make you cry.
Oh no, i just saw your mum's onions <sob sob>
by Wise Man November 18, 2003
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A universal name for any female hick or redneck, used as an insult on any common woman.
Hey Brandine!! Let's have us a critter for dinner!!
by Wise Man July 21, 2003
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the number after two if you're irish
wuun, too, tree, for, foyve etc
by Wise Man July 21, 2003
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Hey guys, i'm going for a tuna bap, see you in 20.
by Wise Man October 2, 2003
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A substance that helps put all Dentist's children through college.
Damn, i'm losing more teeth by the day!!
by Wise Man November 5, 2003
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