Wise Man's definitions

Hoodyanikabolokov

A Russian with three testicles.

Hoodyanikabolokov: Hey i have 3 testicles!
Me: Oh yeah? Who'd ya nick a bollock off?
Hoodyanikabolokov: How did you know my name!?
Me: Wha?

by Wise Man November 18, 2003

Mooie

The female genitalia, fanny, flange, grindle, hairy axe wound, clout, muff, minge, beef curtains, cock wash etc etc

Her skirt was so short, i could see her mooie

by Wise Man July 15, 2003

penguin

A tasty chocolate biscuit snack from the UK

P-p-p-pick up a penguin

by Wise Man September 17, 2003

bad day

Today

I'm having a bad day

by Wise Man October 28, 2003

waster

An Estate Agency term for someone who uses hours of your time to view every house available three times, then says they're not looking anymore, also a carpet treader

That applicant was a f**king waster!!!

by Wise Man July 14, 2003

courtesy cough

Something that you do when you need to fart in a public place, and you know it's gonna be a loud one.

My Courtesy cough covered the noise, but there was no way i could cover the smell =D

by Wise Man October 7, 2003

fuck this shit

A phrase i frequently use whilst at work.

Accounts Dept: I know we said that client is all clear, but we've changed our minds, you'll now have to talk to 15 different people in order to settle your problem.
Me: FUCK THIS SHIT!!!!!!!

by Wise Man October 17, 2003