Wise Man's definitions

chip

1) To run quickly.
2) An electronic car modification that remaps fuelling, timing, engine speed etc.
3) A potato product.
4) To damage paintwork.

1) I got here as fast as i could, i was chipping it.
2) My car's mental, it's chipped to fuck.
3) Cods and Chips please.
4) Some fucker has chipped my paintwork!

by Wise Man October 2, 2003

The Monkey

A dance made popular by Jonny Bravo.

"Do the Monkey with me"

by Wise Man October 7, 2003

tets

Irish for tits

liggat tha tets on that foyn filli!

by Wise Man July 15, 2003

Laugh Lunch

To vomit, to be sick, to regurgitate

I ate so much i laughed lunch all over the carpet

by Wise Man July 11, 2003

pob

Freaky puppet that used to be on channel 4. His main routine consisted of spitting all over thecamera lens, writing his name in the 'fog' and then getting his pink and yellow striped jumper unravelled.

Peh - ooh - beh

by Wise Man October 6, 2003

beast

1) An unpleasant member of the female species, usually due to physical appearance/smell
2) The male genitalia

1) Look at the state of that beast over there, she STINKS
2) .....then she said yes, so i got me beast out

by Wise Man July 15, 2003

carpet treader

See waster, basically an estate ageny term for a person who just likes to look at houses to be nosy, with no intention to buy.

That person is just a carpet treader.

by Wise Man July 14, 2003