Wise Man's definitions

tets

Irish for tits

liggat tha tets on that foyn filli!

by Wise Man July 15, 2003

The Monkey

A dance made popular by Jonny Bravo.

"Do the Monkey with me"

by Wise Man October 7, 2003

carpet treader

See waster, basically an estate ageny term for a person who just likes to look at houses to be nosy, with no intention to buy.

That person is just a carpet treader.

by Wise Man July 14, 2003

pob

Freaky puppet that used to be on channel 4. His main routine consisted of spitting all over thecamera lens, writing his name in the 'fog' and then getting his pink and yellow striped jumper unravelled.

Peh - ooh - beh

by Wise Man October 6, 2003

beast

1) An unpleasant member of the female species, usually due to physical appearance/smell
2) The male genitalia

1) Look at the state of that beast over there, she STINKS
2) .....then she said yes, so i got me beast out

by Wise Man July 15, 2003

Ja Rule

See raging squits

Aww my guts are killin me, i think i've gotta take a Ja Rule

by Wise Man November 20, 2003

channel 5

Don't know cos i've never been able to receive it.

My Mate: Whats on 5?
Me: Don't know, and never will.

by Wise Man October 7, 2003