Wise Man's definitions

Terminator

Excellent films full of wicked quotes.

"Chill out, dick wad"
"I have detailed files"
"I need your clothes, your boots, and your motorcycle"
"He'll live"
"I need a vacation"

by Wise Man November 20, 2003

Chocolate

A substance that helps put all Dentist's children through college.

Damn, i'm losing more teeth by the day!!

by Wise Man November 5, 2003

Raging squits

Another term for explosive diarreah. See also Chocolate slug and ja rule

I'm not well at all, i sat on the pot this morning and i had the raging squits

by Wise Man November 13, 2003

Ja Rule

See raging squits

Aww my guts are killin me, i think i've gotta take a Ja Rule

by Wise Man November 20, 2003

channel 5

Don't know cos i've never been able to receive it.

My Mate: Whats on 5?
Me: Don't know, and never will.

by Wise Man October 7, 2003

dentist

A rich chap that sticks needles in your gums, wrenches around all your teeth, drills holes in your teeth, and bruises your face to fuck. Then he charges you loads of money.

Wish i was a dentist......

by Wise Man November 5, 2003

Chocolate Slugs

When you take a shit in the wash hand basin and the turds slide down the sides of the sink leaving trails. Excellent when used against sworn enemies, especially effective is you have a case of the raging squits or ja rule

Heh heh, lets go, i just left Rob some chocolate slugs with a little bit of the raging squits at the end

by Wise Man November 20, 2003