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rod

A pipe used for smoking marijuana. Sometimes also referred to as a Hitter, One Hitter etc...
Yo man want to go smoke a rod?
by Willow October 2, 2005
mugGet the rodmug.

gyfto

Get Your Fucking Tits Out! Comes from a obscene flash animation.
So this chick comes into the bar, and I says "GYFTO BITCH!!!"
by Willow September 19, 2005
mugGet the gyftomug.

ronf

Roll on Newbie Faggot. Not sure on origin.
<newbie1> How do I save an image?
<someguy>RONF
by willow December 25, 2004
mugGet the ronfmug.

Dunch

noun.

Dunch refers to a meal enjoyed subsequent to lunch but prior to dinner.

Dunch should be distinguished from linner, another meal occurring in the post-lunch, pre-dinner interval, in that dunch occurs after linner, closer to dinner time.

Thus, the socially accepted norm with regard to afternoon eating agendas comprises the following progression of meals:

Lunch --> Linner --> Dunch --> Dinner
His large stature requires that he eat lunch, dunch, and dinner!
by Willow October 27, 2007
mugGet the Dunchmug.

Harry Potter

A very dull series of books written by J K Rowling. Mostly plaigarised, stealing ideas from various sources such as Lord of the Rings and Bedknobs and Broomsticks, of all places. Follows the fate of Harry Potter and his journey through Hogwart's School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The kind of books to read when you're on a plane and have nothing better to do besides gnawing off your own arm. And for all the Americans, it's Harry Potter and the PHILOSOPHER'S Stone.
Me : "I really wanted to like Harry Potter, but I got distracted every other line trying to remember where that idea was stolen from."
by Willow November 4, 2004
mugGet the Harry Pottermug.

Charm the cobra

A euphemism meaning either

1. to beat the meat (masturbate).
2. to give a blowjob.

The origin of the phrase lies in the Ancient Egyptian practice of snake charming, in which a performer would apparently hypnotize a snake by playing a musical instrument.

Alternatively put, the art of aural stimulation has been historically used to charm the cobra.
1. Instead of going out tonight, I think I will head home, have some wine, and charm the cobra.
2. Jan doesn't like to slay, but she sure knows how to charm the cobra.
by Willow April 1, 2008
mugGet the Charm the cobramug.

bark

by Willow July 1, 2004
mugGet the barkmug.

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