16 definitions by Willow

1.the matrix a computer simulated world designed to trick the human into believein all is ok yet it feeds off humans as batterys 2. a fukin great film,sequel was not as good
matrix ---------- glitches errorrrrrrrrr 404 -------------------------------------------------
by Willow November 11, 2003
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A small pipe used to smoke marijuana. Also known as a One Hitter.
Let's go smoke a pinchey bro.
by Willow September 19, 2005
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a kick ass place were u dont mess with LOCALS
and watch out for the "gangs" on the board walk.

lets go stroll on the beach in sunny beautful SANTA CRUZ
by Willow June 19, 2006
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The most intelligent, funniest, best looking and modest guy in the world
by Willow September 28, 2003
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King of the ocean, written about in timeless classics such as "The Kipper and the knife"
We've ran out of gruel, its time to microwave those kippers.
by Willow July 11, 2003
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1) When a person is attracted to another person but does not want to seem too eager, and so makes the other person ring them. Ironically, this request does exactly what they don't want it to do.

2) What teeny-boppers say to Justin Timberlake at a concert whilst throwing a post-it with their phone number to him in the vain and naive hope that they have a chance in hell.

3) This is usually said by a girl. Said girl then sits by phone all day complaining that (s)he hasn't called. Problem is, they didn't specify a time to call.

4) Said at a rushed moment whereby the reasoning behind such a request is not divulged, and usually ends with a frantic handwave from the speaker (and occasionally a dumb grin whilst walking backwards)

5) Used in business/school, not always with words, but with the universal two-fingered phone sign by the ear. Can also be accompanied with miming of "call me" as if that helps when you're on the other side of the room.
1) *nervous laugh whilst trying to seem cool* Call me?

2) *screaming* ohmigod! justin timberlake! you're s fit, call meeee!

3) "Call me!" (at home) "Why hasn't he called me?"

4) *big wide eyes* call me!!!!
by Willow April 25, 2004
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