Willow's definitions

Willow

The most intelligent, funniest, best looking and modest guy in the world

Willow is a fucking champion

by willow September 27, 2003

Harry Potter

A very dull series of books written by J K Rowling. Mostly plaigarised, stealing ideas from various sources such as Lord of the Rings and Bedknobs and Broomsticks, of all places. Follows the fate of Harry Potter and his journey through Hogwart's School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The kind of books to read when you're on a plane and have nothing better to do besides gnawing off your own arm. And for all the Americans, it's Harry Potter and the PHILOSOPHER'S Stone.

Me : "I really wanted to like Harry Potter, but I got distracted every other line trying to remember where that idea was stolen from."

by Willow November 4, 2004

ronf

Roll on Newbie Faggot. Not sure on origin.

<newbie1> How do I save an image?
<someguy>RONF

by willow December 25, 2004

bark

A manky bastard

That Bark, what a manky bastard

by Willow July 1, 2004

Smedge

smegma, that shit that builds up under your dick head that looks like cheese,Dick cheese

damn i havent showered in days my smedge is building up

by Willow May 13, 2005

pinchey

A small pipe used to smoke marijuana. Also known as a One Hitter.

Let's go smoke a pinchey bro.

by Willow September 19, 2005

santa cruz

a kick ass place were u dont mess with LOCALS
and watch out for the "gangs" on the board walk.

lets go stroll on the beach in sunny beautful SANTA CRUZ

by willow June 20, 2006