Willow's definitions

kippers

King of the ocean, written about in timeless classics such as "The Kipper and the knife"

We've ran out of gruel, its time to microwave those kippers.

by Willow July 11, 2003

matrix

1.the matrix a computer simulated world designed to trick the human into believein all is ok yet it feeds off humans as batterys 2. a fukin great film,sequel was not as good

matrix ---------- glitches errorrrrrrrrr 404 -------------------------------------------------

by willow November 11, 2003

rod

A pipe used for smoking marijuana. Sometimes also referred to as a Hitter, One Hitter etc...

Yo man want to go smoke a rod?

by Willow October 2, 2005

Harry Potter

A very dull series of books written by J K Rowling. Mostly plaigarised, stealing ideas from various sources such as Lord of the Rings and Bedknobs and Broomsticks, of all places. Follows the fate of Harry Potter and his journey through Hogwart's School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The kind of books to read when you're on a plane and have nothing better to do besides gnawing off your own arm. And for all the Americans, it's Harry Potter and the PHILOSOPHER'S Stone.

Me : "I really wanted to like Harry Potter, but I got distracted every other line trying to remember where that idea was stolen from."

by Willow November 4, 2004

pinchey

A small pipe used to smoke marijuana. Also known as a One Hitter.

Let's go smoke a pinchey bro.

by Willow September 19, 2005

School of Enviromental Studies

An alternative high school in Apple Valley, MN that makes every student who attends it become either a tree hugger, a pothead, or gay. Or any combination there of.

"Oh you go to the pothead high school?"

by Willow December 5, 2003

Smedge

smegma, that shit that builds up under your dick head that looks like cheese,Dick cheese

damn i havent showered in days my smedge is building up

by Willow May 13, 2005