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gyfto

Get Your Fucking Tits Out! Comes from a obscene flash animation.
So this chick comes into the bar, and I says "GYFTO BITCH!!!"
by Willow September 19, 2005
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call me

1) When a person is attracted to another person but does not want to seem too eager, and so makes the other person ring them. Ironically, this request does exactly what they don't want it to do.

2) What teeny-boppers say to Justin Timberlake at a concert whilst throwing a post-it with their phone number to him in the vain and naive hope that they have a chance in hell.

3) This is usually said by a girl. Said girl then sits by phone all day complaining that (s)he hasn't called. Problem is, they didn't specify a time to call.

4) Said at a rushed moment whereby the reasoning behind such a request is not divulged, and usually ends with a frantic handwave from the speaker (and occasionally a dumb grin whilst walking backwards)

5) Used in business/school, not always with words, but with the universal two-fingered phone sign by the ear. Can also be accompanied with miming of "call me" as if that helps when you're on the other side of the room.
1) *nervous laugh whilst trying to seem cool* Call me?

2) *screaming* ohmigod! justin timberlake! you're s fit, call meeee!

3) "Call me!" (at home) "Why hasn't he called me?"

4) *big wide eyes* call me!!!!
by Willow April 25, 2004
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Willow

The most intelligent, funniest, best looking and modest guy in the world
Willow is a fucking champion
by willow September 27, 2003
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santa cruz

a kick ass place were u dont mess with LOCALS
and watch out for the "gangs" on the board walk.
lets go stroll on the beach in sunny beautful SANTA CRUZ
by willow June 20, 2006
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Harry Potter

A very dull series of books written by J K Rowling. Mostly plaigarised, stealing ideas from various sources such as Lord of the Rings and Bedknobs and Broomsticks, of all places. Follows the fate of Harry Potter and his journey through Hogwart's School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. The kind of books to read when you're on a plane and have nothing better to do besides gnawing off your own arm. And for all the Americans, it's Harry Potter and the PHILOSOPHER'S Stone.
Me : "I really wanted to like Harry Potter, but I got distracted every other line trying to remember where that idea was stolen from."
by Willow November 4, 2004
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Dunch

noun.

Dunch refers to a meal enjoyed subsequent to lunch but prior to dinner.

Dunch should be distinguished from linner, another meal occurring in the post-lunch, pre-dinner interval, in that dunch occurs after linner, closer to dinner time.

Thus, the socially accepted norm with regard to afternoon eating agendas comprises the following progression of meals:

Lunch --> Linner --> Dunch --> Dinner
His large stature requires that he eat lunch, dunch, and dinner!
by Willow October 27, 2007
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School of Enviromental Studies

An alternative high school in Apple Valley, MN that makes every student who attends it become either a tree hugger, a pothead, or gay. Or any combination there of.
by Willow December 5, 2003
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