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Willow

The most intelligent, funniest, best looking and modest guy in the world
Willow is a fucking champion
by willow September 27, 2003
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gyfto

Get Your Fucking Tits Out! Comes from a obscene flash animation.
So this chick comes into the bar, and I says "GYFTO BITCH!!!"
by Willow September 19, 2005
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Charm the cobra

A euphemism meaning either

1. to beat the meat (masturbate).
2. to give a blowjob.

The origin of the phrase lies in the Ancient Egyptian practice of snake charming, in which a performer would apparently hypnotize a snake by playing a musical instrument.

Alternatively put, the art of aural stimulation has been historically used to charm the cobra.
1. Instead of going out tonight, I think I will head home, have some wine, and charm the cobra.
2. Jan doesn't like to slay, but she sure knows how to charm the cobra.
by Willow April 1, 2008
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ronf

Roll on Newbie Faggot. Not sure on origin.
<newbie1> How do I save an image?
<someguy>RONF
by willow December 25, 2004
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bark

by Willow July 1, 2004
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Battle Hog

This is a term used to describe a buff she-man lesbian. Also known as a bull dyke or bush master. Often observed playing the game of softball.
You better look out for that Battle Hog, Joe, she might kick your ass and fuck you with a strap-on.
by willow January 31, 2005
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Dunch

noun.

Dunch refers to a meal enjoyed subsequent to lunch but prior to dinner.

Dunch should be distinguished from linner, another meal occurring in the post-lunch, pre-dinner interval, in that dunch occurs after linner, closer to dinner time.

Thus, the socially accepted norm with regard to afternoon eating agendas comprises the following progression of meals:

Lunch --> Linner --> Dunch --> Dinner
His large stature requires that he eat lunch, dunch, and dinner!
by Willow October 27, 2007
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