Willis's definitions

Meester Smeece

What a lot of Engrish speaking Chinese say instead of Mr. Smith.

Heyro Meester Smeece; nice to see you again here in China.

by Willis December 9, 2003

double salad

similar to bumping clams, when two ani are touching and smashing...

Hey, tonight instead of tossing my salad, lets do a double instead, and then we can break out the double dong

by Willis January 29, 2004

do crap

Meaning that are aren't going to do something.

Mother: Randolph, take out the trash.

Randolph: Do crap!

by willis February 4, 2004

Tramshed

A woman like man, over sensitive! Thinks he is gods gift to men

Look at that tramshed gobble that dick

by Willis February 6, 2004

Scrutny

Term used to define An annoying little bastard! Scrutnys are quick on the scene to gather round and inspect anything new or 'Nickable' On poor council estates in the UK. The clothing of choice of course ill-fitting sportswear, bleached hair optional.

''Piss off you annoying little scrutny!''

by wiLLiS April 3, 2003

Pissadear

Term meaning the Dissapearance of one named individual or object, as said by williS.

Willis scanned the horizon in disbilief, a look of severe confusion etched onto his face...
''Where the fcuk did mop pissadear to?!''

by wiLLiS April 3, 2003

Nasty Juice

Name given to any drink that sacrifices taste for potent alcoholic content...

Willis casually swigged the concoction unawares, as the others gazed in anticipation... On contact with the palette His lips retracted from the bottleneck- his face puckering up, contorted in a reaction of putrid disgust, as he recoiled back into his seat.

''Awwww that shits the nasty juice!!!''
he declared, before staggering to the nearest toilet.

by wiLLiS April 3, 2003