Willis's definitions

Irish Luggage

(n): a parcel, sack, or other such utilitarian container, typically constructed of either brown paper or thin-sheet plastic (i.e. grocery bags) that is either slung over one's shoulder or held beneath one arm. Typically seen on the person of bums, vagrants, pikers, vagabonds, and the Irish of South Boston. Can be used to carry lunches, clothing, or all of one's personal possessions.

The man looked downtrodden, carrying his entire life around in greasy Irish luggage.

by Willis August 26, 2003

DAB

dumb ass bitch...........a bitch so stupid she is only known by the initials DAB.

you are such a DAB, shut up ya tool.

by Willis December 21, 2004

crap

(v): a derisive method of describing aesthetic or metaphysical qualities of something.

He may be a fuckwit, but at least the senior George Bush wasn't as crap with running the country as his nonce-boy son is.

by Willis January 2, 2007

Durfeltard

Someone who you think is retarded or has problems. Someone who speaks of sick twisted things randomly.

I would take a gerbil and melt it to my penis.
Response: Shut up you durfeltard.

by willis October 24, 2004

zingood

usually used when a brotha thinks a shawty is fine and whats to holla at her

Damn MA'.....Your lookin' ZINGOOD!

by Willis November 24, 2003

double salad

similar to bumping clams, when two ani are touching and smashing...

Hey, tonight instead of tossing my salad, lets do a double instead, and then we can break out the double dong

by Willis January 29, 2004

GFF

GFF= Greasy Fat Fuck

Billy weighed 380 pounds, and he was a gff.

by Willis December 18, 2004