Willis's definitions

cathead

An annoying lamebrain.

"What a CATHEAD!"

by Willis August 7, 2003

chestered

Just another way to describe a situation as being messed up. Not commonly used for people, but rather things.

In a restaraunt:

This soup tastes CHESTERED; I think the cook put too much salt in it.

by Willis August 7, 2003

rat-bastard

An extreme bastard; a real asshole. Frequently used by middle-aged trailer trash women to describe the ex-boyfriend who beat her.

I told that RAT-BASTARD if he ever hit me again I would call the law.

by Willis August 7, 2003

kempkestered

Something that is royally messed up.

Derative of KEMPED

That ignorant fool shouldn't have tried to paint his car himself. Now it really looks KEMPKESTERED.

by Willis August 7, 2003

crap

(v): a derisive method of describing aesthetic or metaphysical qualities of something.

He may be a fuckwit, but at least the senior George Bush wasn't as crap with running the country as his nonce-boy son is.

by Willis January 2, 2007

Irish Luggage

(n): a parcel, sack, or other such utilitarian container, typically constructed of either brown paper or thin-sheet plastic (i.e. grocery bags) that is either slung over one's shoulder or held beneath one arm. Typically seen on the person of bums, vagrants, pikers, vagabonds, and the Irish of South Boston. Can be used to carry lunches, clothing, or all of one's personal possessions.

The man looked downtrodden, carrying his entire life around in greasy Irish luggage.

by Willis August 26, 2003

Son-Gohi

An arrogant, selfish, fool. He likes long walks on the beach, and let crabs snap on his penis. He likes to go to male strip clubs and lick the strippers penis's.

That man is a big son-gohi.

by Willis August 3, 2004