Willis's definitions

kempkestered

Something that is royally messed up.

Derative of KEMPED

That ignorant fool shouldn't have tried to paint his car himself. Now it really looks KEMPKESTERED.

by Willis August 7, 2003

Nasty Juice

Name given to any drink that sacrifices taste for potent alcoholic content...

Willis casually swigged the concoction unawares, as the others gazed in anticipation... On contact with the palette His lips retracted from the bottleneck- his face puckering up, contorted in a reaction of putrid disgust, as he recoiled back into his seat.

''Awwww that shits the nasty juice!!!''
he declared, before staggering to the nearest toilet.

by wiLLiS April 3, 2003

Scrutny

Term used to define An annoying little bastard! Scrutnys are quick on the scene to gather round and inspect anything new or 'Nickable' On poor council estates in the UK. The clothing of choice of course ill-fitting sportswear, bleached hair optional.

''Piss off you annoying little scrutny!''

by wiLLiS April 3, 2003

Wapnin

Blad Greeting slang- shortening the phrase ''Whats happening'' Into a smaller, 'more understandable' word.

Weaver glanced up, recognising the towering vison that is Willis approaching, he raised his arm and shouted ''Wapnin Will!'' in appreciation.

by wiLLiS April 3, 2003

cathead

An annoying lamebrain.

"What a CATHEAD!"

by Willis August 7, 2003

Gorm

Shortened version of the word 'Gormless' Used to describe a stupid individual looking seriously deprived of intelligence.

''Neil You gorm''

by wiLLiS April 3, 2003

reanh heif

A form of exclamation. Emphasis on a given topic.

You: Those shoes are cute!
Me: Thanks, reanh heif!
You: I want some.
Me: Reanh heif?

by Willis November 9, 2003