William Woody's definitions
The perfect definition of emo, another band like Green Day listened to while cutters slice their arms up.
<Abused Emo Child> I like The Used
<Sane Person> I like your mom in my bed
<Abused Emo Child> OMG!!11!!1!!!1!1eleventyone!!1 Im gonna go slice up my body
<Sane Person> Try your jugular
<Sane Person> I like your mom in my bed
<Abused Emo Child> OMG!!11!!1!!!1!1eleventyone!!1 Im gonna go slice up my body
<Sane Person> Try your jugular
by William Woody July 23, 2008
Get the The Usedmug. Fucking Man Boobs
The act of rubbing your penis all over an older mans boobs. Works best with chest hair.
The act of rubbing your penis all over an older mans boobs. Works best with chest hair.
by William Woody September 6, 2005
Get the FMBmug. A seemingly random collection of 15-30 minute videos detailing the finer points of the gamers life (i.e. believing that you live in Azeroth, throwing pinecones instead of frag grenades, etc.). Jeremy is the main character of the show, with other characters like FPS Doug, Kyle, and Jeremys girlfriend. The show is pretty much teh ubar.
Check it out at: www.purepwnage.com
Check it out at: www.purepwnage.com
Person 1: "Did you see that sweet new episode of pure pwnage?"
Person 2: "Hellz yeah, it was like the pwnage n stuff, I mean, it totally pwned."
Person 1: "Like yeah, Im gonna go play WoW now."
Person 2: "Hellz yeah, it was like the pwnage n stuff, I mean, it totally pwned."
Person 1: "Like yeah, Im gonna go play WoW now."
by William Woody June 11, 2006
Get the pure pwnagemug. Genearl nerd with no friends outside of his anime. He repels all hopes of being gay by watching only lesbian porn, sometimes changing to beastiality. Seen over 330 hours of anime total, has no life outside of his home. Genearl Fag.
"Have you seen Louie Geier?"
"No, he is always in his room wanking off"
"Louie Geier watches to much anime"
"Louie Geier stuff tissues in his bra"
"Louie Geier touches himself in school"
"No, he is always in his room wanking off"
"Louie Geier watches to much anime"
"Louie Geier stuff tissues in his bra"
"Louie Geier touches himself in school"
by William Woody May 10, 2005
Get the Louie Geiermug. 1. The act of getting what is essentially getting a nights sleep in a fraction of the time.
2. An afternoon nap to keep you up later that night.
2. An afternoon nap to keep you up later that night.
"Whew, had to power nap last night. Exams = pwning me."
"Hey, I gotta power nap for a bit so I can mack on some bitches. Ill see ya in a few."
"I had to power nap last night when Jen got done with me, especially after she brought those ponies in."
"Hey, I gotta power nap for a bit so I can mack on some bitches. Ill see ya in a few."
"I had to power nap last night when Jen got done with me, especially after she brought those ponies in."
by William Woody January 12, 2006
Get the Power Napmug.