William Dean A. Garner's definitions

Twisters

Twin sisters who are BFF, partners, etc.

My two kittens came from the same litter, so I called them twisters.

by William Dean A. Garner November 7, 2011

Hairpie

Usually referring to a male, an exaggerated, full and bushy or tangly hairstyle.

In the movie PLATOON, when Charlie Sheen had his helmet off, his do was a high hairpie.

by William Dean A. Garner April 26, 2011

weight

1. A "heavy"
2. Bodyguard
3. Hitman

Juice walks into Club234 with two "weights" who clear a path 10 meters wide for their five-foot, two-inch boss.

by William Dean A. Garner September 9, 2003

Ca-Ching!ster

Noun. A banker or someone who handles large sums of cash and charges usurious interest. Another term for the Federal Reserve.

The Rothschild family is full of ca-ching!sters who control the world's major banks and ride roughshod over everyone.

by William Dean A. Garner May 23, 2011

Quinch

Literally, a quarter-inch. Something small and insignificant or dull and unimportant.

Barack Obama, not to mention every President after Andrew Jackson, is a mere quinch, owned and operated by The First Sphere of Influence.

by William Dean A. Garner November 7, 2011

blows my skirt up

1. Copasetic
2. Cool
3. Fuckin-A
4. Exciting
5. Titillating
6. Orgasmic

My last manuscript went to this 20-something junior editor in pigtails and a parochial-school skirt. It "blew her skirt up" around her face, revealing revealing a silver thong that wasn't so parochial. . . .

by William Dean A. Garner September 9, 2003

180

High-IQ woman from Yale, or some other "good" school, who's also a ho 'tween the sheets.

Barbie Doll, a 180 honey in sling-back kicks and a spray-on Armani, walks in the bar, hip-checks the bouncer . . . heads don't just turn, they whiplash. . . .

by William Dean A. Garner August 28, 2003