Definitions by William Dean A. Garner

butterface 

Fat on a man's face that makes the head look like a vertical dumbbell, with puffy jowls.

Until recently, actor John Goodman had a classic butterface, with that quirky dumbbell look to it.

butterface by William Dean A. Garner April 25, 2011

tiptop 

A beautiful, sexy, skimpy top worn by a female bartender to generate more tips.

The right tiptop, in just the right color, worn on the right bartender is a guaranteed money magnet.

tiptop by William Dean A. Garner April 5, 2011

tipillating

Any behavior, body language, clothing, etc. on a female waitress or bartender that generates more tips.

She's so tipillating in every way imaginable that she earns a thousand dollars a night in tips alone.

tipillating by William Dean A. Garner April 5, 2011

ciaotime

When it's time to dump that someone special, or maybe not so special, it's "ciaotime." Ending a relationship.
pronounced "chow time"

After he cheated on his girlfriend the fourth time and she found out about it, it was ciaotime for the boyfriend.

ciaotime by William Dean A. Garner April 5, 2011

ciaotime

The end of a relationship. The time when a relationship ends, at least in the heart of the one breaking up.
Pronounced "chow time."

After he cheated on his girlfriend the fourth time and she found out about it, it was ciaotime for the boyfriend.

ciaotime by William Dean A. Garner April 5, 2011

Quantoretta

What is now incorrectly termed "dark matter" is actually a three-dimensional field of particles called quantoretta (plural). Each individual particle is called a quantoretto, the smallest unit of Universal matter, which is electromagnetic (among other unknown, yet-to-be-determined forces) in nature.

Quantoretta are the entities that allow communication across the Universe to be orders of magnitude faster than the speed of light.

Coined in 2001 by William Dean A. Garner in an unpublished novel.

Quantoretta can be harnessed to "see" trillions of light years into the Universe, and allow space travel from Earth.

Quantoretta by William Dean A. Garner April 1, 2011

Quantoretto 

The smallest unit of matter in the Universe. Makes up the three-dimensional field that is currently (incorrectly) termed "dark matter."

Plural: Quantoretta.

Each quantoretto contains enough energy to power all electrical devices on Earth for millions of years.

Quantoretto by William Dean A. Garner April 1, 2011