William Dean A. Garner's definitions

technacious

World-class technical system or gadget, e.g. Xbox, iPad, iPod.

Apple's iPad is the most technacious gadget of 2010! Woo-hoo!

by William Dean A. Garner February 18, 2011

Twisters

Twin sisters who are BFF, partners, etc.

My two kittens came from the same litter, so I called them twisters.

by William Dean A. Garner November 7, 2011

Hairpie

Usually referring to a male, an exaggerated, full and bushy or tangly hairstyle.

In the movie PLATOON, when Charlie Sheen had his helmet off, his do was a high hairpie.

by William Dean A. Garner April 26, 2011

bounce

1. To leave very quickly
2. Get the hell outta Dodge
3. Blow this popstand

Homeboy pulls out that Tek-9, we bounce, Ace. . . .

by William Dean A. Garner September 9, 2003

tipillating

Any behavior, body language, clothing, etc. on a female waitress or bartender that generates more tips.

She's so tipillating in every way imaginable that she earns a thousand dollars a night in tips alone.

by William Dean A. Garner April 5, 2011

mockumentary

a film that has the look and feel of a television documentary, but with the irreverent humor and slapstick of a comedy, designed to "mock" the documentary or subject it features.

"Drop Dead Gorgeous," which ridicules a local Minnesota beauty pageant, is the illegitimate child of "This Is Spinal Tap" -- a weak link in the people-are-stupid tradition. In that it portrays a group of film students making a documentary about a local witch legend, "The Blair Witch Project" is not unlike those "the making of" movie documentaries with which subscribers to HBO and Showtime are all too familiar.

by William Dean A. Garner August 28, 2003

cracked

To break, hack or "crack" a stupid-assed, expensive-beyond-belief, software program with a CD-ROM key code.

Carl sent me a "cracked" copy of Adobe Photoshop. Saved me $400!

by William Dean A. Garner September 9, 2003