Butter Jacket

Undesirable fat on a man, especially on the upper body.

The bouncer was clearly a strong-looking man, even though he had on a 75-pound butter jacket.

by William Dean A. Garner April 25, 2011

master-blaster

A bad-ass handgun, like a .357 Magnum or Desert Eagle .50 cal

Vince pulls out his master-blaster, all seven inches of it, draws a bead on Friar Tuck, says "Adios, asshole!" and pulls the trigger. Friar Tuck disintegrates in a giant red cloud.

by William Dean A. Garner September 18, 2003

technacious

World-class technical system or gadget, e.g. Xbox, iPad, iPod.

Apple's iPad is the most technacious gadget of 2010! Woo-hoo!

by William Dean A. Garner February 18, 2011

Ripnotize

Charm a beautiful woman while you rip her clothes off.

Dino ripnotized Alex in less than a nanosecond

by William Dean A. Garner November 04, 2009

Temptacious

Sexy, sensuous

Barbie is a "temptacious," fire-breathing dragon-lady who'll fuck you through the floor, the foundation, deeper than Old Six. . . .

by William Dean A. Garner September 09, 2003

Turrito

Tuna burrito. Any GREAT sandwich or burger.

Alex makes THE best turritos.

by William Dean A. Garner November 07, 2011

Hairpie

Usually referring to a male, an exaggerated, full and bushy or tangly hairstyle.

In the movie PLATOON, when Charlie Sheen had his helmet off, his do was a high hairpie.

by William Dean A. Garner April 26, 2011