William Dean A. Garner's definitions

Butter Jacket

Undesirable fat on a man, especially on the upper body.

The bouncer was clearly a strong-looking man, even though he had on a 75-pound butter jacket.

by William Dean A. Garner April 25, 2011

butterface

Fat on a man's face that makes the head look like a vertical dumbbell, with puffy jowls.

Until recently, actor John Goodman had a classic butterface, with that quirky dumbbell look to it.

by William Dean A. Garner April 25, 2011

Hairpie

Usually referring to a male, an exaggerated, full and bushy or tangly hairstyle.

In the movie PLATOON, when Charlie Sheen had his helmet off, his do was a high hairpie.

by William Dean A. Garner April 26, 2011

Touron

Noun. A moronic tourist, usually from Canada, Germany or France.

In winter, the tourons from Canada descend on Florida.

by William Dean A. Garner May 5, 2011

diarrhito

Any Mexican food that gives you diarrhea, especially burritos, but DAMN, it tastes soooo good!

Pulled up into Taco Bell and ordered two diarrhitos with extra cheese.

by William Dean A. Garner July 26, 2010

Coolspeak

a style of talking in which the words and sentences comes across as cool and hip.

In Bad Boys II, Will Smith and Martin Lawrence kept the audience in fits and stitches with coolspeak.

by William Dean A. Garner May 12, 2011

OOBE

Pronounced OO-bee. Out of body experience.

After her terrible car crash, she had an oobe and watched herself hover over the accident scene.

by William Dean A. Garner May 13, 2011