William Dean A. Garner's definitions

Temptacious

Sexy, sensuous

Barbie is a "temptacious," fire-breathing dragon-lady who'll fuck you through the floor, the foundation, deeper than Old Six. . . .

by William Dean A. Garner September 9, 2003

180

High-IQ woman from Yale, or some other "good" school, who's also a ho 'tween the sheets.

Barbie Doll, a 180 honey in sling-back kicks and a spray-on Armani, walks in the bar, hip-checks the bouncer . . . heads don't just turn, they whiplash. . . .

by William Dean A. Garner August 28, 2003

ass-pussy

Anal sex with a fellow prison inmate with one man, the receiver, acting as a woman.

When they wanted great ass-pussy on the yard, they knew exactly which group to hit up.

by William Dean A. Garner October 15, 2009

squirty

1. Nasty-assed diarrhea.
2. "Voodoo Doodoo."
3. "Montezuma's revenge."

Best step back, mate! This one's gonna be a "squirty"!

by William Dean A. Garner September 18, 2003

Quantoretto

The smallest unit of matter in the Universe. Makes up the three-dimensional field that is currently (incorrectly) termed "dark matter."

Plural: Quantoretta.

Each quantoretto contains enough energy to power all electrical devices on Earth for millions of years.

by William Dean A. Garner April 1, 2011

damn skippy

1. Rock on, baby!
2. Copasetic
3. You couldn't be mo' righter!
4. I couldn't agree more

Superior Court Judge: "Young man, you were caught with a 14-year-old girl in your dorm room."

21-year-old Defendant: "Damn skippy, bubba. Moistie little thang, too."

Superior Court Judge: "She was my daughter. Ten years."

21-year-old Defendant: "Damn skippy, old guy."

by William Dean A. Garner September 9, 2003

powderpuff

Drug user, esp. cocaine

Sista Sam, my homie's "powderpuff," hoovered an entire ziploc o' coke in one slow up-the-shoot motion. . . .

by William Dean A. Garner September 11, 2003