William Dean A. Garner's definitions

hors d'oeuvre-ivore

Someone who devours only hors d'oeuvre at parties

Sylvia is a total hors d'oeuvre-ivore, eschewing even the champagne.

by William Dean A. Garner November 4, 2009

Coolspeak

a style of talking in which the words and sentences comes across as cool and hip.

In Bad Boys II, Will Smith and Martin Lawrence kept the audience in fits and stitches with coolspeak.

by William Dean A. Garner May 12, 2011

ciaotime

The end of a relationship. The time when a relationship ends, at least in the heart of the one breaking up.
Pronounced "chow time."

After he cheated on his girlfriend the fourth time and she found out about it, it was ciaotime for the boyfriend.

by William Dean A. Garner April 5, 2011

ass-pussy

Anal sex with a fellow prison inmate with one man, the receiver, acting as a woman.

When they wanted great ass-pussy on the yard, they knew exactly which group to hit up.

by William Dean A. Garner October 15, 2009

Bazookaville

any town or city whose culture is centered around deadly weapons.

Los Angeles is my idea of Bazookaville, a place where you can buy your weapon of mass destruction and take out your prince of pain.

by William Dean A. Garner March 4, 2011

Nine-to-Five

A regular job.

Hey, Hammer? How's that piece o' shit, slave-wage "nine-to-five" goin'?

by William Dean A. Garner September 10, 2003

powderpuff

Drug user, esp. cocaine

Sista Sam, my homie's "powderpuff," hoovered an entire ziploc o' coke in one slow up-the-shoot motion. . . .

by William Dean A. Garner September 11, 2003