William Dean A. Garner's definitions

weight

1. A "heavy"
2. Bodyguard
3. Hitman

Juice walks into Club234 with two "weights" who clear a path 10 meters wide for their five-foot, two-inch boss.

by William Dean A. Garner September 9, 2003

ass-pussy

Anal sex with a fellow prison inmate with one man, the receiver, acting as a woman.

When they wanted great ass-pussy on the yard, they knew exactly which group to hit up.

by William Dean A. Garner October 15, 2009

Nine-to-Five

A regular job.

Hey, Hammer? How's that piece o' shit, slave-wage "nine-to-five" goin'?

by William Dean A. Garner September 10, 2003

Bazookaville

any town or city whose culture is centered around deadly weapons.

Los Angeles is my idea of Bazookaville, a place where you can buy your weapon of mass destruction and take out your prince of pain.

by William Dean A. Garner March 4, 2011

blows my skirt up

1. Copasetic
2. Cool
3. Fuckin-A
4. Exciting
5. Titillating
6. Orgasmic

My last manuscript went to this 20-something junior editor in pigtails and a parochial-school skirt. It "blew her skirt up" around her face, revealing revealing a silver thong that wasn't so parochial. . . .

by William Dean A. Garner September 9, 2003

Sugarwell

Noun. Hobo slang for female vagina, male/female rectum, or male/female mouth.

When drunk and horny, just about any sugarwell will do.

by William Dean A. Garner May 20, 2011

master-blaster

A bad-ass handgun, like a .357 Magnum or Desert Eagle .50 cal

Vince pulls out his master-blaster, all seven inches of it, draws a bead on Friar Tuck, says "Adios, asshole!" and pulls the trigger. Friar Tuck disintegrates in a giant red cloud.

by William Dean A. Garner September 18, 2003