Definitions by William Dean A. Garner

Sugarwell 

Noun. Hobo slang for female vagina, male/female rectum, or male/female mouth.

When drunk and horny, just about any sugarwell will do.

Sugarwell by William Dean A. Garner May 20, 2011

Dirty Undies 

Noun, plural. Undergraduate students at a college or university.

The frat-house dirty undies are typically the loudest and stinkiest lot on any college campus.

Dirty Undies by William Dean A. Garner May 16, 2011

OOBE

Pronounced OO-bee. Out of body experience.

After her terrible car crash, she had an oobe and watched herself hover over the accident scene.

OOBE by William Dean A. Garner May 13, 2011

Coolspeak

a style of talking in which the words and sentences comes across as cool and hip.

In Bad Boys II, Will Smith and Martin Lawrence kept the audience in fits and stitches with coolspeak.

Coolspeak by William Dean A. Garner May 12, 2011

Touron 

Noun. A moronic tourist, usually from Canada, Germany or France.

In winter, the tourons from Canada descend on Florida.

Touron by William Dean A. Garner May 5, 2011

Hairpie 

Usually referring to a male, an exaggerated, full and bushy or tangly hairstyle.

In the movie PLATOON, when Charlie Sheen had his helmet off, his do was a high hairpie.

Hairpie by William Dean A. Garner April 26, 2011

Butter Jacket 

Undesirable fat on a man, especially on the upper body.

The bouncer was clearly a strong-looking man, even though he had on a 75-pound butter jacket.

Butter Jacket by William Dean A. Garner April 25, 2011