William Dean A. Garner's definitions

Quantoretto

The smallest unit of matter in the Universe. Makes up the three-dimensional field that is currently (incorrectly) termed "dark matter."

Plural: Quantoretta.

Each quantoretto contains enough energy to power all electrical devices on Earth for millions of years.

by William Dean A. Garner April 1, 2011

damn skippy

1. Rock on, baby!
2. Copasetic
3. You couldn't be mo' righter!
4. I couldn't agree more

Superior Court Judge: "Young man, you were caught with a 14-year-old girl in your dorm room."

21-year-old Defendant: "Damn skippy, bubba. Moistie little thang, too."

Superior Court Judge: "She was my daughter. Ten years."

21-year-old Defendant: "Damn skippy, old guy."

by William Dean A. Garner September 9, 2003

powderpuff

Drug user, esp. cocaine

Sista Sam, my homie's "powderpuff," hoovered an entire ziploc o' coke in one slow up-the-shoot motion. . . .

by William Dean A. Garner September 11, 2003

Jacket

1. Bodyguard
2. Bad ass

Two "jackets" come pimpin' outta the club, followed by their boss: six-foot, two inches and 170 pounds of pure, unadulterated pussy from heaven. I knew then I was in love. . . .

by William Dean A. Garner September 10, 2003

Moistie

A young (not THAT young!) beautiful, sensuous and precocious girl who's fully developed, well beyond puberty.

The volleyball court at the beach was full of "moisties."

by William Dean A. Garner September 9, 2003

blows my skirt up

1. Copasetic
2. Cool
3. Fuckin-A
4. Exciting
5. Titillating
6. Orgasmic

My last manuscript went to this 20-something junior editor in pigtails and a parochial-school skirt. It "blew her skirt up" around her face, revealing revealing a silver thong that wasn't so parochial. . . .

by William Dean A. Garner September 9, 2003

weight

1. A "heavy"
2. Bodyguard
3. Hitman

Juice walks into Club234 with two "weights" who clear a path 10 meters wide for their five-foot, two-inch boss.

by William Dean A. Garner September 9, 2003