William Dean A. Garner's definitions

Quantoretta

What is now incorrectly termed "dark matter" is actually a three-dimensional field of particles called quantoretta (plural). Each individual particle is called a quantoretto, the smallest unit of Universal matter, which is electromagnetic (among other unknown, yet-to-be-determined forces) in nature.

Quantoretta are the entities that allow communication across the Universe to be orders of magnitude faster than the speed of light.

Coined in 2001 by William Dean A. Garner in an unpublished novel.

Quantoretta can be harnessed to "see" trillions of light years into the Universe, and allow space travel from Earth.

by William Dean A. Garner April 1, 2011

do-up

1. Attire
2. A person's outfit
3. Clothing, apparel
4. Cool clothes

Denise's "do-up" turned heads at the throw-down: black silk spray-on dress, no undies or bra. Oooooo-oo!

by William Dean A. Garner September 20, 2003

beat-down

A good, old-fashioned ass kickin',

Baby Rah passed out fifteen seconds into his "beat-down." When he awoke, his 250-lb. mother filled his view.

by William Dean A. Garner September 17, 2003

Turrito

Tuna burrito. Any GREAT sandwich or burger.

Alex makes THE best turritos.

by William Dean A. Garner November 7, 2011

Twisters

Twin sisters who are BFF, partners, etc.

My two kittens came from the same litter, so I called them twisters.

by William Dean A. Garner November 7, 2011

Hairpie

Usually referring to a male, an exaggerated, full and bushy or tangly hairstyle.

In the movie PLATOON, when Charlie Sheen had his helmet off, his do was a high hairpie.

by William Dean A. Garner April 26, 2011

technacious

World-class technical system or gadget, e.g. Xbox, iPad, iPod.

Apple's iPad is the most technacious gadget of 2010! Woo-hoo!

by William Dean A. Garner February 18, 2011