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Out of all the Fill-in-the-blank-istans, Afghanistan is the most beautiful, especially the snow-capped Hindu Kush mountains.
by William Dean A. Garner February 18, 2011
Get the Fill-in-the-blank-istan mug.What is now incorrectly termed "dark matter" is actually a three-dimensional field of particles called quantoretta (plural). Each individual particle is called a quantoretto, the smallest unit of Universal matter, which is electromagnetic (among other unknown, yet-to-be-determined forces) in nature.
Quantoretta are the entities that allow communication across the Universe to be orders of magnitude faster than the speed of light.
Coined in 2001 by William Dean A. Garner in an unpublished novel.
Quantoretta are the entities that allow communication across the Universe to be orders of magnitude faster than the speed of light.
Coined in 2001 by William Dean A. Garner in an unpublished novel.
Quantoretta can be harnessed to "see" trillions of light years into the Universe, and allow space travel from Earth.
by William Dean A. Garner April 1, 2011
Get the Quantoretta mug.The smallest unit of matter in the Universe. Makes up the three-dimensional field that is currently (incorrectly) termed "dark matter."
Plural: Quantoretta.
Plural: Quantoretta.
Each quantoretto contains enough energy to power all electrical devices on Earth for millions of years.
by William Dean A. Garner April 1, 2011
Get the Quantoretto mug.The right tiptop, in just the right color, worn on the right bartender is a guaranteed money magnet.
by William Dean A. Garner April 5, 2011
Get the tiptop mug.Any behavior, body language, clothing, etc. on a female waitress or bartender that generates more tips.
She's so tipillating in every way imaginable that she earns a thousand dollars a night in tips alone.
by William Dean A. Garner April 5, 2011
Get the tipillating mug.When it's time to dump that someone special, or maybe not so special, it's "ciaotime." Ending a relationship.
pronounced "chow time"
pronounced "chow time"
After he cheated on his girlfriend the fourth time and she found out about it, it was ciaotime for the boyfriend.
by William Dean A. Garner April 5, 2011
Get the ciaotime mug.The end of a relationship. The time when a relationship ends, at least in the heart of the one breaking up.
Pronounced "chow time."
Pronounced "chow time."
After he cheated on his girlfriend the fourth time and she found out about it, it was ciaotime for the boyfriend.
by William Dean A. Garner April 5, 2011
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