61 definitions by William Dean A. Garner

Noun. A banker or someone who handles large sums of cash and charges usurious interest. Another term for the Federal Reserve.
The Rothschild family is full of ca-ching!sters who control the world's major banks and ride roughshod over everyone.
by William Dean A. Garner May 1, 2011
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Tuna burrito. Any GREAT sandwich or burger.
Alex makes THE best turritos.
by William Dean A. Garner November 7, 2011
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Noun. Pronounced POO-tahn. A shitload of trouble. Major notgoodness.
Dude, you just got us into major pooton.
by William Dean A. Garner April 30, 2011
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1. Copasetic
2. Cool
3. Fuckin-A
4. Exciting
5. Titillating
6. Orgasmic
My last manuscript went to this 20-something junior editor in pigtails and a parochial-school skirt. It "blew her skirt up" around her face, revealing revealing a silver thong that wasn't so parochial. . . .
by William Dean A. Garner September 10, 2003
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Noun. Hobo slang for female vagina, male/female rectum, or male/female mouth.
When drunk and horny, just about any sugarwell will do.
by William Dean A. Garner April 28, 2011
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What she took for riches was, in fact, mere goldsmoke, a mirage of prosperity from her disadvantaged childhood.

On the outside, her husband was a vision of art. Underneath it all existed a volatile mix of hubris and goldsmoke.
by William Dean A. Garner February 27, 2011
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What is now incorrectly termed "dark matter" is actually a three-dimensional field of particles called quantoretta (plural). Each individual particle is called a quantoretto, the smallest unit of Universal matter, which is electromagnetic (among other unknown, yet-to-be-determined forces) in nature.

Quantoretta are the entities that allow communication across the Universe to be orders of magnitude faster than the speed of light.

Coined in 2001 by William Dean A. Garner in an unpublished novel.
Quantoretta can be harnessed to "see" trillions of light years into the Universe, and allow space travel from Earth.
by William Dean A. Garner March 16, 2011
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