William Dean A. Garner's definitions

master-blaster

A bad-ass handgun, like a .357 Magnum or Desert Eagle .50 cal

Vince pulls out his master-blaster, all seven inches of it, draws a bead on Friar Tuck, says "Adios, asshole!" and pulls the trigger. Friar Tuck disintegrates in a giant red cloud.

by William Dean A. Garner September 18, 2003

Sugarwell

Noun. Hobo slang for female vagina, male/female rectum, or male/female mouth.

When drunk and horny, just about any sugarwell will do.

by William Dean A. Garner May 20, 2011

baloops

full, beautiful lips, not unlike those of a balloon.

Angelina has some beautifulous baloops!

by William Dean A. Garner November 4, 2009

ambulance chaser

1. Someone who runs after the EASY dream, not willing to do what it takes to earn the real thing.
2. A lazy person who chooses the easy wrong over the hard right.

Lawyers aren't the only "ambulance chasers" out there. Look at all the kids in Hollywood searching for the magic formula that they think will launch them to stardom. None really make it. . . .

by William Dean A. Garner September 20, 2003

ciaotime

When it's time to dump that someone special, or maybe not so special, it's "ciaotime." Ending a relationship.
pronounced "chow time"

After he cheated on his girlfriend the fourth time and she found out about it, it was ciaotime for the boyfriend.

by William Dean A. Garner April 5, 2011

off the radar

1. Illegal
2. Illegitimate

I took his money and did the job "off the radar," avoiding the IRS, the FBI, and Mothers Against Drunk Driving.

by William Dean A. Garner September 11, 2003

Fill-in-the-blank-istan

One of a dozen ex-Soviet satellite countries of western and southwestern Asia.

Out of all the Fill-in-the-blank-istans, Afghanistan is the most beautiful, especially the snow-capped Hindu Kush mountains.

by William Dean A. Garner February 18, 2011