William's definitions

gank

A gank, or the act of ganking, occurs when a woman's buttcrack or breast cleavage is exposed, and you insert an object, a pencil, finger, pen, coin, whatever, into said cleavage. The acting party must then proceed to say "GANK" in a loud, matter-of-fact manner.

"I totally ganked Maureen the other day when she was crouching down, picking up something."

"I'm going to gank her."

by William October 25, 2004

goths

Sub-culture that takes it name from a pacifist framer tribe, that was enslaved by Roman for a long time until they got feed up and conquered Rome.

Goths are cool dude.

by William November 25, 2004

lil' mamma

In the negro world, slang for girl. Also known as a girlfreind.

Hey, is your lil' mamma an eata? AN EATA BRO!?

by william April 15, 2005

Coca-Cola

Was first bottled by lawers in 1899 by attorneys in Chattanooga.

Coke is better than Pepsi

by William November 25, 2004

jeanie

A Mexicanese Goddess whose which beauty is undescribable with words and can only be explained with a wide-eyed open-mouthed drooling facial expression.

A Comatose in which the subject is rendered immobile due to the overwhelming beauty of this "Jeanie"

by William September 3, 2008

leperchaun

An irish teacher who lies and likes to fuck over his students

Mr. Cole is a fuckin leperchaun

by William February 3, 2005

fretwanker

one who fretwanks.

"Are you going to jam night on Wednesday?"
"Nah, it's full of fretwankers."

by William November 10, 2004