William's definitions

Netherlands

Mills, Wooden Shoes, Cheese, Marihuana, Hookers and Tullips. Have to say more?

I am a citizen of the Netherlands

by William March 6, 2004

shit weasel

Alien creature that resembles a lamprey. It developes inside a human host until it bursts out of their ass.

"Boy did that shit weasel burst out of my ass. I sure am dead now."

by William March 29, 2003

gank

A gank, or the act of ganking, occurs when a woman's buttcrack or breast cleavage is exposed, and you insert an object, a pencil, finger, pen, coin, whatever, into said cleavage. The acting party must then proceed to say "GANK" in a loud, matter-of-fact manner.

"I totally ganked Maureen the other day when she was crouching down, picking up something."

"I'm going to gank her."

by William October 25, 2004

OCD

1.Obsessive Compulsive Disorder; if you have it yuo have to do certain things or have weird thoughtts believe me, I have OCD. It is the worst disorder there is.

Becausean of my OCD I have weird thoughts about my birthday and constantly have these counting patterns.

by William June 11, 2004

Coca-Cola

Was first bottled by lawers in 1899 by attorneys in Chattanooga.

Coke is better than Pepsi

by William November 25, 2004

dueche daddy

1.A dueche bag specially designed for dads.
2.The talking, fucking machine that cleans your genetals for you.
3.A dad that uses a dueche bag.

1.I use my dueche daddy to clean my fucked up penis.
2.I have a dueche daddy and I let him wipe my genetal.
3.I'm sure glad my daddy iznt a dueche daddy.

by William June 1, 2004

ahole

the wimpy way of saying asshole

I'm in kindergarden "you ahole".

by William June 14, 2004